Episode Transcript: Choir Boys

Revision as of 19:27, 30 May 2009

Episode Article: Choir Boys

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Squidward
• Grandma
• Tom
• Frank
• Nat Peterson
• Squidward's Toilet Paper
• Squidward's Toilet

Dialogue

• Squidward: (sweating) If you must know..... I will be a feature solo for an inpenting concert proformas with the Bikini Bottom's Men's choir. And in the big time... Not playtime. Now if you excuse me.
• SpongeBob: Wow.
• SpongeBob: I may not as be you and your body, Squidward. But I do have a song in my heart I want to share. (cleaning throat) Then SpongeBob sing "Laaaaaa". (cough)
• Squidward: See you in nose-blee seat. (laugh)
• Squidward: "La La La La La La La, La La La La La La La, La La". SpongeBob unison Squidward, "La! La! La! La! La! La!".
• SpongeBob: I'm good enough to join the Men's Choir. I promise.
• Squidward: Yuck!
• SpongeBob: Perhaps Squidward didn't see me.
• Squidward: "Fe-a-La" (cleaning throat) "Fe-a-La!"
• SpongeBob: This giant hole will get his attention.
• Squidward: "Fe-a-Laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!" (fell off his bike) Ow! (he went to Jellyfish fields) I think I hit the wrong note back there (jellyfish approach) What the...?!
• SpongeBob: I here by issue you with this ticket, for darastic frowning, and failing to listen to my song!
• Squidward: Your song? What are you, some kind of...
• SpongeBob: That's right! I'm a singing traffic cop!
• Squidward: A singing traffic ...
• SpongeBob: "O Sole Mio..."
• Squidward: (rips off SpongeBob's mustache) SpongeBob, I will be late to practice with all of your tomfoolery slowing me down! (grabs the ticket and rips it up) It is a high honor to be chosen for the Bikini Bottom men's chorus!