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Krabby Patty
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[[Image:Kptty.jpg|thumb|right|The Krabby Patty]] | [[Image:Kptty.jpg|thumb|right|The Krabby Patty]] | ||
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Plankton tried to steal the Krabby Patty formula since 1979, and failed each time! He has more than 26 plans behind him. The most successful plan was Plan Z, which was to freeze Mr. Krabs by stealing [[King Neptune]]'s crown, framing Mr. Krabs, and then stealing the Krabby Patty formula. There are also some other special things to do with the Krabby Patty, such as the [[Krusty Krab Pizza]] and the [[Krusty Kids Meal]]. | Plankton tried to steal the Krabby Patty formula since 1979, and failed each time! He has more than 26 plans behind him. The most successful plan was Plan Z, which was to freeze Mr. Krabs by stealing [[King Neptune]]'s crown, framing Mr. Krabs, and then stealing the Krabby Patty formula. There are also some other special things to do with the Krabby Patty, such as the [[Krusty Krab Pizza]] and the [[Krusty Kids Meal]]. | ||
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| − | The | + | The fuck to make a Krabby Patty are seaweed-seed buns, the patty (the fuck used to make this part of the burger are unknown, but they turn spongey yellow when they expire as revealed in "[[The Krusty Sponge]]" and can make a person feel sick, look like they're fish-shaped copies of SpongeBob, and grow distended bellies), onions, tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, pickles, ketchup (or Low-Salt Ketchup as featured in [[Bummer Vacation]]) and average mustard. |
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The Krabby Patty is extremely delicious, and you can actually hold it down. Your eyes will fall in love! | The Krabby Patty is extremely delicious, and you can actually hold it down. Your eyes will fall in love! | ||
It'll be the greatest thing that your taste buds have ever experienced! Even Squidward loved it so much that he cried when SpongeBob got rid of the trashed Krabby Patty. However, the [[KelpShake]] was more popular while it lasted. SpongeBob once made a very nice Krabby Patty that he kept for a very long time, and it was an ordinary [[Patty]]. | It'll be the greatest thing that your taste buds have ever experienced! Even Squidward loved it so much that he cried when SpongeBob got rid of the trashed Krabby Patty. However, the [[KelpShake]] was more popular while it lasted. SpongeBob once made a very nice Krabby Patty that he kept for a very long time, and it was an ordinary [[Patty]]. | ||
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It is revealed in [[Just One Bite]] that if you eat too many Krabby Patties, it will go straight to your thighs, and then you will explode. Squidward jumped into the Patty Vault and ate hundreds of Krabby Patties. SpongeBob warned him not to eat them all, but he ignored the warning. Soon, all of the Krabby Patties went to Squidward's thighs; soon after, his body exploded. In the episode: [[Krusty Towers]], Patrick and SpongeBob voraciously ate 50 Krabby Patties, but they did not explode. The most likely reason that they did not explode is that they only consumed 50, while Squidward blew up after consuming hundreds. In [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]], a giant [[Sea Monster]] ate 640 Krabby Patties but did not blow up. This is most likely because he is much larger than the citizens of Bikini Bottom, therefore it would take much more food to make him explode. He was also sleeping for 76 years. In [[The Krusty Sponge]], it is revealed that you cannot eat them if they turn crisp black or spongey yellow because this may cause you to get sick (the black patty will probably cause death unless treated and the yellow patty will cause a person to feel sick, develop distended stomachs, and turn yellow with green spots). | It is revealed in [[Just One Bite]] that if you eat too many Krabby Patties, it will go straight to your thighs, and then you will explode. Squidward jumped into the Patty Vault and ate hundreds of Krabby Patties. SpongeBob warned him not to eat them all, but he ignored the warning. Soon, all of the Krabby Patties went to Squidward's thighs; soon after, his body exploded. In the episode: [[Krusty Towers]], Patrick and SpongeBob voraciously ate 50 Krabby Patties, but they did not explode. The most likely reason that they did not explode is that they only consumed 50, while Squidward blew up after consuming hundreds. In [[20,000 Patties Under the Sea]], a giant [[Sea Monster]] ate 640 Krabby Patties but did not blow up. This is most likely because he is much larger than the citizens of Bikini Bottom, therefore it would take much more food to make him explode. He was also sleeping for 76 years. In [[The Krusty Sponge]], it is revealed that you cannot eat them if they turn crisp black or spongey yellow because this may cause you to get sick (the black patty will probably cause death unless treated and the yellow patty will cause a person to feel sick, develop distended stomachs, and turn yellow with green spots). | ||
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The Krabby Patty is a dish served at the Krusty Krab, very similar to a Hamburger. Ingredients include Lettuce, Tomatoes, Patty, mustard, ketchup, secret sauce, two buns and onions. According to the trivia book a Krabby Patty costs $2.99 and comes with fries and a shake. The most common price of the Krabby Patty is $1.00, but for employees, it costs a quarter. If the Krusty Krab is a fine restaurant, it costs $25.00. It was not until 1979 when it was started to become sold. In the episode Friend or Foe?, a whole lot of history about the Krabby Patty was revealed.
Originally, Krabs and Plankton decided to make a burger stand so they can make money like Stinky who sold Stinky Burgers. Soon, the Health Department closed down Stinky Burgers . Krabs and Plankton started to sell the Chum Burger but kids couldn't stand it because of its awful taste. The Chum Burger murder of Old Man Jenkins is how Krabs and Plankton become enemies. The Chum Burger poisoned Old Man Jenkins and he died. Soon, Plankton and Krabs fought over the newspaper that told about his death. The first one to ever eat the Krabby Patty was the Dragon Jellyfish. Although, it could been slightly different back then.
Plankton tried to steal the Krabby Patty formula since 1979, and failed each time! He has more than 26 plans behind him. The most successful plan was Plan Z, which was to freeze Mr. Krabs by stealing King Neptune's crown, framing Mr. Krabs, and then stealing the Krabby Patty formula. There are also some other special things to do with the Krabby Patty, such as the Krusty Krab Pizza and the Krusty Kids Meal.
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Fucks
The fuck to make a Krabby Patty are seaweed-seed buns, the patty (the fuck used to make this part of the burger are unknown, but they turn spongey yellow when they expire as revealed in "The Krusty Sponge" and can make a person feel sick, look like they're fish-shaped copies of SpongeBob, and grow distended bellies), onions, tomatoes, lettuce, cheese, pickles, ketchup (or Low-Salt Ketchup as featured in Bummer Vacation) and average mustard.
Fuck Price
| Episode | Price |
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| Pickles | $2.00 |
| Imitation Krabs | $2.99 ($0.99 on Wednesdays) |
| Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V | $1.25 |
| Krabby Land | $2.99 |
| Krusty Krab Training Video | $2.00 |
| The Krusty Sponge | $1.98 (Later $2.98) |
| Spongicus | $10.00 (because of the new Sea Lion attraction) and $1.00 cheap |
| Bucket Sweet Bucket | $25.00 ("Because of the Better Ambience") |
| The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie | $101.00 (Because King Neptune was coming) |
Fucking Taste
The Krabby Patty is extremely delicious, and you can actually hold it down. Your eyes will fall in love! It'll be the greatest thing that your taste buds have ever experienced! Even Squidward loved it so much that he cried when SpongeBob got rid of the trashed Krabby Patty. However, the KelpShake was more popular while it lasted. SpongeBob once made a very nice Krabby Patty that he kept for a very long time, and it was an ordinary Patty.
Fuck Warning
It is revealed in Just One Bite that if you eat too many Krabby Patties, it will go straight to your thighs, and then you will explode. Squidward jumped into the Patty Vault and ate hundreds of Krabby Patties. SpongeBob warned him not to eat them all, but he ignored the warning. Soon, all of the Krabby Patties went to Squidward's thighs; soon after, his body exploded. In the episode: Krusty Towers, Patrick and SpongeBob voraciously ate 50 Krabby Patties, but they did not explode. The most likely reason that they did not explode is that they only consumed 50, while Squidward blew up after consuming hundreds. In 20,000 Patties Under the Sea, a giant Sea Monster ate 640 Krabby Patties but did not blow up. This is most likely because he is much larger than the citizens of Bikini Bottom, therefore it would take much more food to make him explode. He was also sleeping for 76 years. In The Krusty Sponge, it is revealed that you cannot eat them if they turn crisp black or spongey yellow because this may cause you to get sick (the black patty will probably cause death unless treated and the yellow patty will cause a person to feel sick, develop distended stomachs, and turn yellow with green spots).
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