Episode Transcript: Toy Store of Doom

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Episode Article: Toy Store of Doom

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Patrick
• Squidward
• Security Guard
• Steve, the Toy Barrel Cashier (Called Frank by the security guard)
• Old Man Jenkins
• Crane Operator
• Baby
• Tyler

Dialogue

Spongebob: Ohh. Patrick?

Patrick: Yeah?

Spongebob: What do you wanna do today?

Patrick: I don't know.

Spongebob: I guess we could play something.

(Spongebob opens up a chest and starts digging through it.)

Spongebob: A yo-

Patrick: No.

Spongebob:-yo? Buried treasure board game?

Patrick: Nah.

Spongebob: Dollies?

Patrick: Hmm...Nope.

Patrick: No, Nope, Nooope, Uh Uh, Nah.

Spongebob: What about this?

Old man Jenkins: Hello.

Patrick: Uh-uh.

Spongebob: Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures.

Spongebob: Eww. Barnacle boy's all chewed up and slimy.

(Shows Patrick chewing on Mermaid Man)

Patrick: Yeah, that'll happen.

Spongebob: Ohh! There's just nothing to play with.!

Patrick: There's got to be something we could do.

Squidward: (signing to himself) La da dee, la da dum, la da do...

Squidward: Hey! What are you doing here in my house!?

Spongebob: Hi, Squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?

Squidward: Get out!!!

Patrick: We hadn't thought of that one.

(Squidward pushes them out)

Squidward: I believe this this stupid pile belongs to you.

Old man Jenkins: Where are we going now, boys?

Spongebob: Mmm.

Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I'm so bored!

Patrick: There's got to be something we could do!

(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it's coming!")

Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming!?

Spongebob & Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhh boy!

Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!

Patrick: Almost there!

Patrick: Here it is!

Spongebob: Welcome to the Bikini Bottom's newest...Toy store!

(Spongebob gasps)

Patrick: Ohhh.

Spongebob & Patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo!

Spongebob: Well, we're here.

Patrick: But, where's the toy store?

Spongebob: Well, I guess it's not open.

Patrick: Not open!?

(Patrick cries, then, Spongebob cries)

(A builder comes by and drops the toy barrel with a crane while they cry.)

Builder: What are you crying about?

Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it's not open yet!

(Patrick cries some more)

Builder: Well, it's open now. Look!

Builder: See! Feel better, now?!

Patrick: Mmm-hmm.

Builder: Then, quit you're crying and get in there! (Groans, then, throws Patrick in the Toy Barrel)

Spongebob: I got it.

(Spongebob throws himself into the Toy Barrel)

Spongebob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick. Patrick! Get up.

Patrick: No thanks. I'm good down here.

Spongebob: Loooook!

Spongebob & Patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.

Spongebob: (gasps) Patrick, look at that!

Patrick: (gasps) Wow.

Steve the cashier: Can I help you?

Spongebob: That depends. Tell me, do you like to sing?

Steve: Oh no.

(Spongebob clears his throat)

(Spongebob puts spray in his mouth)

(Spongebob plays a hermomica)

Spongebob: La...

Narrator: Several song filled hours later.

Spongebob: Toy store has toys! La la la la la! Yeah.

Spongebob: Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. What's with the tutu?

Spongebob: It's not a tutu, it's a man-tu!

Spongebob: You can tell because it has extra support. I got the last one.

Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!

(The robot walks away)

Man: Ahhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob: What a great day! I hope it never ends!

Patrick: Never!

Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.

Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don't wanna go!

Tyler: Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!

Spongebob: Aw, the store's closed. We'll have to leave now.

Patrick: What part of never don't you understand?

Spongebob: Patrick, we have to leave.

Patrick: I'm not moving.

Spongebob: I guess they'll come and kick us out.

Patrick: Not if we hide.

Spongebob: Hide? Is that kind of, sneaky?

Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky all right. Really sneaky. Come on, haven'y you ever wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?

Spongebob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first?!

Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.

Guard worm: Ruff! (sniffs) Grrrrrrr...

Police man: Come on, boy. Let's go.

Police man: The store's empty. So, go ahead and lock her up, Frank.

Steve: My name is Steve.

Police man: Whatever floats your boat, Frank.

Patrick: The coast is clear. Push, spongebob! Push!

Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh.

Patrick: Okay, spongebob, give me your hand. That's my boy. Brace yourself.

Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it!

Spongebob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha!

Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome!

Spongebob: Nothing can ruin it!

(The lights automatically turn off)

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob: Patrick, is that you?

Patrick: What?!

Spongebob: I said is that you?

Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry, I'll use my night-vision.

Spongebob: You have night-vision?

(Patrick shines the light)

Patrick: Yeah!

Spongebob: How long have you had that?

Patrick: Remember that flashlight I shoved in my ear?

Spongebob: Oh yeah.

Patrick: I guess it worked it's way into my brain.

(Light flickers out)

Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it's dark. Scary!

(Patrick cries)

Spongebob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch.

Spongebob: You got to let me down first.

Patrick: Yeah, right Spongebob. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns all peachy!

Spongebob: Yes.

Patrick: Look around you, spongebob! We're surrounded!

Spongebob: By toys?

Patrick: That want to get us!

(Spongebob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)

Spongebob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob & patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

(Spongebob and patrick both hallucinate carnivores)

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.

(They hear the robot stomping)

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...

(A pair of roller skates and a skateboard are on the ground.) (SpongeBob & Patrick land on them and start rolling.)

Spongebob & patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!

Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(They end up in the bubblegum machine.)

Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?

Spongebob: No!

Patrick: Are we going to the ladies room again?

Spongebob: No. We're going to fight back.

Spongebob: And we are going to win!

(Spongebob and Patrick take toys and paint four moustaches and more things)

Patrick: (laughs) That was fun. Now, let's dress up like fairy princesses!

Spongebob & patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Spongebob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Spongebob: Ready, Patrick?

Patrick: Let's get some!

(Spongebob and Patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)

Spongebob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Spongebob: It was nice knowing you, pal.

Patrick: I know. I'm an interesting guy.

(Spongebob & Patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)

(Spongebob & Patrick breathe in and out)

(Patrick twists the robot)

Spongebob: Patrick, don't!

Patrick: What?

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Kids: Yay!

Steve: Ohh. The toy barrel is now open for business.

Steve: Prepare for more fun you had.

Kids: Yay...!

(Spongebob & Patrick come running outside the Toy Barrel with their eyes burning)

Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Spongebob: My eyes!

Patrick: With Neptune as my witness, you never experienced the unholy terrors inside that store.

Patrick: Hey, they're open!

(Patrick laughs)

Patrick: I love toys!

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