Episode Transcript: Toy Store of Doom

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Episode Article: [[Toy Store of Doom]]
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==Characters==
 
==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants]]
*[[Patrick]]
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*[[Patrick Star]]
*[[Squidward]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles]]
 
*Security Guard
 
*Security Guard
 
*Steve, the Toy Barrel Cashier (Called Frank by the security guard)
 
*Steve, the Toy Barrel Cashier (Called Frank by the security guard)
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*[[Tyler]]
 
*[[Tyler]]
 
==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
Spongebob: Ohh. Patrick?
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''(The scene opens up to Squidward’s house and its living room where SpongeBob and Patrick are lying on the couch all bored)''
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ohh. Patrick?
  
Patrick: Yeah?
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah?
  
Spongebob: What do you wanna do today?
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'''SpongeBob:''' What do you wanna do today?
  
Patrick: I don't know.
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'''Patrick:''' I don’t know.
  
Spongebob: I guess we could play something.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I guess we could play something.
 
    
 
    
(Spongebob opens up a chest and starts digging through it.)
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(SpongeBob opens up a chest and starts digging through it.)
  
Spongebob: How about a yo-?
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'''SpongeBob:''' How about a yo-?
  
Patrick: No.
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'''Patrick:''' No.
  
Spongebob:-yo? Buried treasure board game?
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'''SpongeBob:''' -yo? Buried treasure board game?
  
Patrick: Nah.
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'''Patrick:''' Nah.
  
Spongebob: Dollies?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Dollies?
  
Patrick: Hmm...Nope.
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'''Patrick:''' Hmm...Nope.
  
Patrick: No, Nope, Nooope, Uh Uh, Nah, No.
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'''Patrick:''' ''(As SpongeBob holds up a series of toys)'' No, Nope, Nooope, Uh Uh, Nah, No.
  
Spongebob: What about this?
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'''SpongeBob:''' What about this? ''(holds up...)''
  
Old man Jenkins: Hello.
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'''Old man Jenkins:''' Hello.
  
Patrick: Uh-uh.
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'''Patrick:''' Uh-uh.
  
Spongebob: Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures. ''(notices his Barnacle Boy action figure is covered in drool and chewed)'' Eww! Barnacle Boy’s all chewed up. And slimy!
  
Spongebob: Eww. Barnacle boy's all chewed up and slimy.
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''(Patrick is chewing on Mermaid Man)''
  
(Shows Patrick chewing on Mermaid Man)
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah, that’ll happen.
  
Patrick: Yeah, that'll happen.
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(drops his figure and wipes the germs by his hole)'' Ohh! There is just nothing to play with!
  
Spongebob: Ohh! There is just nothing to play with.!
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'''Patrick:''' There’s got to be something we could do.
  
Patrick: There's got to be something we could do.
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'''Squidward:''' ''(enters singing to himself)'' La da dee, la da dum, la da do... ''(notices SpongeBob and Patrick)'' Hey! What are you doing here in my house!?
  
Squidward: (signing to himself) La da dee, la da dum, la da do...
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hi, Squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?
  
Squidward: Hey! What are you doing here in my house!?
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'''Squidward:''' GET OUT!!!
  
Spongebob: Hi, Squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?
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'''Patrick:''' We already thought of that one.
  
Squidward: Get out!!!
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''(Squidward pushes them out)''
  
Patrick: We already thought of that one.
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'''Squidward:''' I believe this this stupid pile belongs to you.
  
(Squidward pushes them out)
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'''Old man Jenkins:''' Where are we going now, boys?
  
Squidward: I believe this this stupid pile belongs to you.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Mmm.
  
Old man Jenkins: Where are we going now, boys?
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'''Patrick:''' Uhhhhhh. I’m so bored! There’s got to be something we could do!
  
Spongebob: Mmm.
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''(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it’s coming!")''
  
Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I'm so bored!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' It’s coming!? Ohhhhhhhhhh boy! It’s coming, it’s coming, it’s coming!
  
Patrick: There's got to be something we could do!
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'''Patrick:''' ''(reading from a sign)'' Almost there!
  
(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it's coming!")
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'''Patrick:''' ''(reading from another sign)'' Here it is!
  
Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming!?
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(reading from another sign)'' Welcome to Bikini Bottom’s newest...Toy store?!
  
Spongebob & Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhh boy!
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''(SpongeBob gasps)''
  
Spongebob & Patrick: It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
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'''Patrick:''' Ohhh.
  
Patrick: Almost there!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Yeah! Wooooooo!
  
Patrick: Here it is!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, we’re here.
  
Spongebob: Welcome to the Bikini Bottom's newest...Toy store!
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'''Patrick:''' But, where’s the toy store?
  
(Spongebob gasps)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Well, I guess it’s not open.
  
Patrick: Ohhh.
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'''Patrick:''' Not open!?
  
Spongebob & Patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo!
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''(Patrick cries, then, SpongeBob cries)''
  
Spongebob: Well, we're here.
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''(A builder comes by and drops the Toy Barrel with a crane while they cry.)''
  
Patrick: But, where's the toy store?
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'''Builder:''' What are you crying about?
  
Spongebob: Well, I guess it's not open.
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'''Patrick:''' We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it’s not open yet!
  
Patrick: Not open!?
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''(Patrick cries some more)''
  
(Patrick cries, then, Spongebob cries)
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'''Builder:''' Well, it’s open now. Look! See! Feel better, now?!
  
(A builder comes by and drops the toy barrel with a crane while they cry.)
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'''Patrick:''' Mmm-hmm.
  
Builder: What are you crying about?
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'''Builder:''' Then, quit you’re crying and get in there! ''(Groans, then throws Patrick in the Toy Barrel)''
  
Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it's not open yet!
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'''SpongeBob:''' I got it.
  
(Patrick cries some more)
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''(SpongeBob throws himself into the Toy Barrel)''
  
Builder: Well, it's open now. Look!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick. Patrick! Get up.
  
Builder: See! Feel better, now?!
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'''Patrick:''' No thanks. I’m good down here.
  
Patrick: Mmm-hmm.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Loooook! ''(Patrick looks up)''
  
Builder: Then, quit you're crying and get in there! (Groans, then, throws Patrick in the Toy Barrel)
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.
  
Spongebob: I got it.
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(gasps)'' Patrick, look at that!
  
(Spongebob throws himself into the Toy Barrel)
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'''Patrick:''' ''(gasps)'' Wow.
  
Spongebob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick. Patrick! Get up.
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'''Steve the cashier:''' Can I help you?
  
Patrick: No thanks. I'm good down here.
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'''SpongeBob:''' That depends. Tell me, do you like to sing?
  
Spongebob: Loooook!
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'''Steve:''' Oh no.
  
Spongebob & Patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.
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''(SpongeBob clears his throat)''
  
Spongebob: (gasps) Patrick, look at that!
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''(SpongeBob puts spray in his mouth)''
  
Patrick: (gasps) Wow.
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''(SpongeBob plays a harmonica)''
  
Steve the cashier: Can I help you?
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'''SpongeBob:''' La...
  
Spongebob: That depends. Tell me, do you like to sing?
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'''Narrator:''' ''Several song filled hours later.''
  
Steve: Oh no.
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'''SpongeBob:''' ''(singing)'' Toys! Glorious toys! La la la la! Toys! Yeah. Hey, Patrick.
  
(Spongebob clears his throat)
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'''Patrick:''' Hey, SpongeBob. What’s with the tutu?
  
(Spongebob puts spray in his mouth)
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'''SpongeBob:''' It’s not a tutu, it’s a man-tu! You can tell because it has ''(manly voice)'' extra support. I got the last one.
  
(Spongebob plays a hermomica)
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'''Patrick:''' Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!
  
Spongebob: La...
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''(The robot that he had just wound up walks away)''
  
Narrator: Several song filled hours later.
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'''Man:''' ''(off screen)'' Ahhhhhhhhhh!
  
Spongebob: Toys! Glourious toys! La la la la! Toys! Yeah.
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'''SpongeBob:''' What a great day! I hope it never ends!
  
Spongebob: Hey, Patrick.
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'''Patrick:''' Never!
  
Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. What's with the tutu?
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'''Woman in speaker:''' ''Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.''
  
Spongebob: It's not a tutu, it's a man-tu!
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''(Cut to crying and complaining brats with weird adults)''
  
Spongebob: You can tell because it has (manly voice) extra support. I got the last one.
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'''Baby:''' Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don’t wanna go!
  
Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!
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'''Tyler:''' But, Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
  
(The robot walks away)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Aw, the store’s closing. We’ll have to leave now.
  
Man: Ahhhhhhhhhh!
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'''Patrick:''' What part of never don’t you understand?
  
Spongebob: What a great day! I hope it never ends!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, we have to leave.
  
Patrick: Never!
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'''Patrick:''' I’m not moving.
  
Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.
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'''SpongeBob:''' But they’ll just come and kick us out.
  
(cut to crying and complaining brats with weird adults)
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'''Patrick:''' Not if we hide.
  
Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don't wanna go!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Hide? Is that kind of, sneaky?
  
Ugly Woman: Shut up, young lady!
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'''Patrick:''' Oh, it’s sneaky all right. Really sneaky.  C'mon. Haven’t you always wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?
  
Tyler: But, Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
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'''SpongeBob:''' No. But, I do now. What do we do first?!
  
Ugly Man: You are so getting a spanking when we get home.
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'''Patrick:''' We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.
  
Spongebob: Aw, the store's closing. We'll have to leave now.
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'''Guard worm:''' Ruff! ''(sniffs a doll house)'' Grrrrrrr...
  
Patrick: What part of never don't you understand?
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'''Police man:''' Come on, boy. Let’s go.
  
Spongebob: Patrick, we have to leave.
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'''Police man:''' The store’s empty. So, go ahead and lock her up, Frank.
  
Patrick: I'm not moving.
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'''Steve:''' My name is Steve.
  
Spongebob: But they'll just come and kick us out.
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'''Police man:''' Whatever floats your boat, Frank.
  
Patrick: Not if we hide.
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'''Patrick:''' ''(pokes his head out of the doll house)'' The coast is clear. Push, SpongeBob, push!
  
Spongebob: Hide? Is that kind of, sneaky?
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'''Patrick:''' Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh. ''(pops out)''
  
Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky all right. Really sneaky. Come on, haven'y you ever wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?
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'''Patrick:''' OK, SpongeBob, give me your hand. That’s my boy. Brace yourself.
  
Spongebob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first?!
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'''Patrick:''' ''(SpongeBob pops out)'' Uhhhh!
  
Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Thanks, pal. Well, we did it!
  
Guard worm: Ruff! (sniffs) Grrrrrrr...
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yay! Ha ha ha ha!
  
Police man: Come on, boy. Let's go.
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'''Patrick:''' Yay! This is so awesome!
  
Police man: The store's empty. So, go ahead and lock her up, Frank.
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'''SpongeBob:''' Nothing can ruin it!
  
Steve: My name is Steve.
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''(The lights automatically turn off)''
  
Police man: Whatever floats your boat, Frank.
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
  
Patrick: The coast is clear. Push, spongebob! Push!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, is that you?
  
Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh.
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'''Patrick:''' What?!
  
Patrick: Okay, spongebob, give me your hand. That's my boy. Brace yourself.
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'''SpongeBob:''' I said is that you?
  
Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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'''Patrick:''' I can’t hear you! It’s too dark in here! Don’t worry, I’ll use my night-vision.
  
Spongebob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it!
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'''SpongeBob:''' You have night-vision?
  
Spongebob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha!
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''(Patrick shines a light)''
  
Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome!
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah!
  
Spongebob: Nothing can ruin it!
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'''SpongeBob:''' How long have you had that?
  
(The lights automatically turn off)
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'''Patrick:''' Remember that flashlight I stuck in my ear?
  
Spongebob & patrick: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Oh yeah.
  
Spongebob: Patrick, is that you?
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'''Patrick:''' I guess it worked it’s way into my brain.
  
Patrick: What?!
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''(Light flickers out)''
  
Spongebob: I said is that you?
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'''Patrick:''' Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it’s dark. Scary!
  
Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry, I'll use my night-vision.
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''(Patrick cries)''
  
Spongebob: You have night-vision?
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'''SpongeBob:''' Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch, but you have to let me down first.
  
(Patrick shines the light)
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'''Patrick:''' Yeah, right SpongeBob. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy!
  
Patrick: Yeah!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Yes.
  
Spongebob: How long have you had that?
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'''Patrick:''' Look around you, SpongeBob! We’re surrounded!
  
Patrick: Remember that flashlight I stuck in my ear?
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'''SpongeBob:''' By toys?
  
Spongebob: Oh yeah.
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'''Patrick:''' That want to get us!
  
Patrick: I guess it worked it's way into my brain.
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''(SpongeBob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)''
  
(Light flickers out)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  
Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it's dark. Scary!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
  
(Patrick cries)
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''(SpongeBob and Patrick both hallucinate carnivores)''
  
Spongebob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch, but you have to let me down first.
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.
  
Patrick: Yeah, right Spongebob. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy!
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''(They hear the robot stomping)''
  
Spongebob: Yes.
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...
  
Patrick: Look around you, spongebob! We're surrounded!
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''(A pair of roller skates and a skateboard are on the ground.)''
  
Spongebob: By toys?
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''(SpongeBob & Patrick land on them and start rolling.)''
  
Patrick: That want to get us!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!
  
(Spongebob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)
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'''Patrick:''' Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  
Spongebob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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''(They end up hiding in the bubblegum machine.)''
  
Spongebob & patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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'''Patrick:''' Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?
  
(Spongebob and patrick both hallucinate carnivores)
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'''SpongeBob:''' No!
  
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.
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'''Patrick:''' Are we going to the ladies' room again?
  
(They hear the robot stomping)
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'''SpongeBob:''' No. We’re going to fight back that monster for scaring the pants off of us, and most of all, we’re gonna win!
  
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...
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''(SpongeBob and Patrick take bubble soap and licorice ropes and paint markings on their faces. They burst out of the ladies' room)''
  
(A pair of roller skates and a skateboard are on the ground.)
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'''Patrick:''' ''(laughs)'' That was fun. Now, let’s dress up like fairy princesses!
  
(SpongeBob & Patrick land on them and start rolling.)
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
Spongebob & patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!
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'''Patrick:''' Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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'''SpongeBob:''' Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
(They end up in the bubblegum machine.)
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'''SpongeBob:''' Ready, Patrick?
  
Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?
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'''Patrick:''' Let’s get some!
  
Spongebob: No!
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''(SpongeBob and Patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)''
  
Patrick: Are we going to the ladies room again?
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  
Spongebob: No. We're going to fight back that monster for scaring the pants off of us, and most of all, we're gonna win!
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'''SpongeBob:''' It was nice knowing you, pal.
  
(Spongebob and Patrick take toys and paint four moustaches and more things)
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'''Patrick:''' I know. I’m an interesting guy.
  
Patrick: (laughs) That was fun. Now, let's dress up like fairy princesses!
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''(SpongeBob & Patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)''
  
Spongebob & patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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''(SpongeBob & Patrick breathe in and out)''
  
Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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''(Patrick winds up the robot)''
  
Spongebob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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'''SpongeBob:''' Patrick, don’t!
  
Spongebob: Ready, Patrick?
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'''Patrick:''' What?
  
Patrick: Let's get some!
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  
(Spongebob and Patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)
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''(Outside, kids are waiting for the Toy Barrel to open)''
  
Spongebob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
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'''Kids:''' Yay!
  
Spongebob: It was nice knowing you, pal.
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'''Steve:''' Ohh. The Toy Barrel is now open for business. ''(opens the door to the store)''
  
Patrick: I know. I'm an interesting guy.
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'''Steve:''' Prepare for more fun you had.
  
(Spongebob & Patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)
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'''Kids:''' Yay...!
  
(Spongebob & Patrick breathe in and out)
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''(SpongeBob & Patrick come running outside the Toy Barrel with their eyes burning)''
  
(Patrick twists the robot)
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'''SpongeBob & Patrick:''' Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  
Spongebob: Patrick, don't!
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'''SpongeBob:''' My eyes!
  
Patrick: What?
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'''Patrick:''' With Neptune as my witness, may you never experience the unholy terrors that are inside that store.  Hey, they’re open! ''(laughs and runs back inside)'' I love toys!
  
Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Kids: Yay!
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Steve: Ohh. The toy barrel is now open for business.
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Steve: Prepare for more fun you had.
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Kids: Yay...!
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(Spongebob & Patrick come running outside the Toy Barrel with their eyes burning)
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Spongebob & patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Spongebob: My eyes!
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Patrick: With Neptune as my witness, you never experienced the unholy terrors inside that store. Hey, they're open!
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(Patrick laughs)
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Patrick: I love toys!
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Episode Article: Toy Store of Doom

[edit] Characters

[edit] Dialogue

(The scene opens up to Squidward’s house and its living room where SpongeBob and Patrick are lying on the couch all bored)

SpongeBob: Ohh. Patrick?

Patrick: Yeah?

SpongeBob: What do you wanna do today?

Patrick: I don’t know.

SpongeBob: I guess we could play something.

(SpongeBob opens up a chest and starts digging through it.)

SpongeBob: How about a yo-?

Patrick: No.

SpongeBob: -yo? Buried treasure board game?

Patrick: Nah.

SpongeBob: Dollies?

Patrick: Hmm...Nope.

Patrick: (As SpongeBob holds up a series of toys) No, Nope, Nooope, Uh Uh, Nah, No.

SpongeBob: What about this? (holds up...)

Old man Jenkins: Hello.

Patrick: Uh-uh.

SpongeBob: Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures. (notices his Barnacle Boy action figure is covered in drool and chewed) Eww! Barnacle Boy’s all chewed up. And slimy!

(Patrick is chewing on Mermaid Man)

Patrick: Yeah, that’ll happen.

SpongeBob: (drops his figure and wipes the germs by his hole) Ohh! There is just nothing to play with!

Patrick: There’s got to be something we could do.

Squidward: (enters singing to himself) La da dee, la da dum, la da do... (notices SpongeBob and Patrick) Hey! What are you doing here in my house!?

SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?

Squidward: GET OUT!!!

Patrick: We already thought of that one.

(Squidward pushes them out)

Squidward: I believe this this stupid pile belongs to you.

Old man Jenkins: Where are we going now, boys?

SpongeBob: Mmm.

Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I’m so bored! There’s got to be something we could do!

(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it’s coming!")

SpongeBob & Patrick: It’s coming!? Ohhhhhhhhhh boy! It’s coming, it’s coming, it’s coming!

Patrick: (reading from a sign) Almost there!

Patrick: (reading from another sign) Here it is!

SpongeBob: (reading from another sign) Welcome to Bikini Bottom’s newest...Toy store?!

(SpongeBob gasps)

Patrick: Ohhh.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo!

SpongeBob: Well, we’re here.

Patrick: But, where’s the toy store?

SpongeBob: Well, I guess it’s not open.

Patrick: Not open!?

(Patrick cries, then, SpongeBob cries)

(A builder comes by and drops the Toy Barrel with a crane while they cry.)

Builder: What are you crying about?

Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it’s not open yet!

(Patrick cries some more)

Builder: Well, it’s open now. Look! See! Feel better, now?!

Patrick: Mmm-hmm.

Builder: Then, quit you’re crying and get in there! (Groans, then throws Patrick in the Toy Barrel)

SpongeBob: I got it.

(SpongeBob throws himself into the Toy Barrel)

SpongeBob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick. Patrick! Get up.

Patrick: No thanks. I’m good down here.

SpongeBob: Loooook! (Patrick looks up)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.

SpongeBob: (gasps) Patrick, look at that!

Patrick: (gasps) Wow.

Steve the cashier: Can I help you?

SpongeBob: That depends. Tell me, do you like to sing?

Steve: Oh no.

(SpongeBob clears his throat)

(SpongeBob puts spray in his mouth)

(SpongeBob plays a harmonica)

SpongeBob: La...

Narrator: Several song filled hours later.

SpongeBob: (singing) Toys! Glorious toys! La la la la! Toys! Yeah. Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. What’s with the tutu?

SpongeBob: It’s not a tutu, it’s a man-tu! You can tell because it has (manly voice) extra support. I got the last one.

Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!

(The robot that he had just wound up walks away)

Man: (off screen) Ahhhhhhhhhh!

SpongeBob: What a great day! I hope it never ends!

Patrick: Never!

Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.

(Cut to crying and complaining brats with weird adults)

Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don’t wanna go!

Tyler: But, Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!

SpongeBob: Aw, the store’s closing. We’ll have to leave now.

Patrick: What part of never don’t you understand?

SpongeBob: Patrick, we have to leave.

Patrick: I’m not moving.

SpongeBob: But they’ll just come and kick us out.

Patrick: Not if we hide.

SpongeBob: Hide? Is that kind of, sneaky?

Patrick: Oh, it’s sneaky all right. Really sneaky. C'mon. Haven’t you always wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?

SpongeBob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first?!

Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.

Guard worm: Ruff! (sniffs a doll house) Grrrrrrr...

Police man: Come on, boy. Let’s go.

Police man: The store’s empty. So, go ahead and lock her up, Frank.

Steve: My name is Steve.

Police man: Whatever floats your boat, Frank.

Patrick: (pokes his head out of the doll house) The coast is clear. Push, SpongeBob, push!

Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh. (pops out)

Patrick: OK, SpongeBob, give me your hand. That’s my boy. Brace yourself.

Patrick: (SpongeBob pops out) Uhhhh!

SpongeBob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it!

SpongeBob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha!

Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome!

SpongeBob: Nothing can ruin it!

(The lights automatically turn off)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

SpongeBob: Patrick, is that you?

Patrick: What?!

SpongeBob: I said is that you?

Patrick: I can’t hear you! It’s too dark in here! Don’t worry, I’ll use my night-vision.

SpongeBob: You have night-vision?

(Patrick shines a light)

Patrick: Yeah!

SpongeBob: How long have you had that?

Patrick: Remember that flashlight I stuck in my ear?

SpongeBob: Oh yeah.

Patrick: I guess it worked it’s way into my brain.

(Light flickers out)

Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it’s dark. Scary!

(Patrick cries)

SpongeBob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch, but you have to let me down first.

Patrick: Yeah, right SpongeBob. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy!

SpongeBob: Yes.

Patrick: Look around you, SpongeBob! We’re surrounded!

SpongeBob: By toys?

Patrick: That want to get us!

(SpongeBob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)

SpongeBob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

(SpongeBob and Patrick both hallucinate carnivores)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.

(They hear the robot stomping)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...

(A pair of roller skates and a skateboard are on the ground.)

(SpongeBob & Patrick land on them and start rolling.)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!

Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(They end up hiding in the bubblegum machine.)

Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?

SpongeBob: No!

Patrick: Are we going to the ladies' room again?

SpongeBob: No. We’re going to fight back that monster for scaring the pants off of us, and most of all, we’re gonna win!

(SpongeBob and Patrick take bubble soap and licorice ropes and paint markings on their faces. They burst out of the ladies' room)

Patrick: (laughs) That was fun. Now, let’s dress up like fairy princesses!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

SpongeBob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

SpongeBob: Ready, Patrick?

Patrick: Let’s get some!

(SpongeBob and Patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

SpongeBob: It was nice knowing you, pal.

Patrick: I know. I’m an interesting guy.

(SpongeBob & Patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)

(SpongeBob & Patrick breathe in and out)

(Patrick winds up the robot)

SpongeBob: Patrick, don’t!

Patrick: What?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Outside, kids are waiting for the Toy Barrel to open)

Kids: Yay!

Steve: Ohh. The Toy Barrel is now open for business. (opens the door to the store)

Steve: Prepare for more fun you had.

Kids: Yay...!

(SpongeBob & Patrick come running outside the Toy Barrel with their eyes burning)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

SpongeBob: My eyes!

Patrick: With Neptune as my witness, may you never experience the unholy terrors that are inside that store. Hey, they’re open! (laughs and runs back inside) I love toys!

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