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SpongeBob and Patrick are relaxing on Squidward's couch.
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SpongeBob: Huh...Patrick
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Episode Article: [[Toy Store of Doom (Episode)|Toy Store of Doom]]
  
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Patrcik: Yeah?
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==Characters==
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
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*Security Guard
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*Steve, the Toy Barrel Cashier (Called Frank by the security guard)
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*[[Old Man Jenkins]]
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*Crane Operator
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*Baby
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*[[Tyler]]
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==Dialogue==
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''(The scene opens up to Squidward's house and its living room where SpongeBob and Patrick are lying on the couch all bored)''
  
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SpongeBob: Whaddya wanna do today?
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SpongeBob: Ohh. Patrick?
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Patrick: Yeah?
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SpongeBob: What do you wanna do today?
  
 
Patrick: I don't know.
 
Patrick: I don't know.
  
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SpongeBob: Well, I guess we could play something. How about a yo-
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SpongeBob: I guess we could play something.
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(SpongeBob opens up a chest and starts digging through it.)
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SpongeBob: How about a yo-?
  
 
Patrick: No.
 
Patrick: No.
  
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SpongeBob: -yo? Buried Treasure Board Game?
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SpongeBob:-yo? Buried treasure board game?
  
 
Patrick: Nah.
 
Patrick: Nah.
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SpongeBob: Dollies?
 
SpongeBob: Dollies?
  
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Patrick: Hm.....no. No. Nope. No. Uh-uh. Nope. No.
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Patrick: Hmm...Nope.
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SpongeBob: How about this?
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Patrick: ''(As SpongeBob holds up a series of toys)'' No, Nope, Nooope, Uh Uh, Nah, No.
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SpongeBob: What about this? ''(holds up...)''
  
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Old Man Jenkins: Hello.
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Old man Jenkins: Hello.
  
 
Patrick: Uh-uh.
 
Patrick: Uh-uh.
  
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SpongeBob: Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures! Ew. Barnacle Boy's all chewed up. And slimy.
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SpongeBob: Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures. ''(notices his Barnacle Boy action figure is covered in drool and chewed)'' Eww! Barnacle Boy's all chewed up. And slimy!
  
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Patrick: (chewing a Mermaid Man action figure) Yeah, that'll happen.
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''(Patrick is chewing on Mermaid Man)''
  
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SpongeBob: Ugh, there is just nothing to play with.
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Patrick: Yeah, that'll happen.
  
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Patrick: Well, there's gotta be somethng we can do.
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SpongeBob: ''(drops his figure and wipes the germs by his hole)'' Ohh! There is just nothing to play with!
  
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Squidward: (walks out of the shower) Ladda-de ladd-dum ladda-do... Hey what are you doing in my house?
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Patrick: There's got to be something we could do.
  
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SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward. Can you think of anything fun we can do?
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Squidward: ''(enters singing to himself)'' La da dee, la da dum, la da do... ''(notices SpongeBob and Patrick)'' Hey! What are you doing here in my house!?
  
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Squidward: GET OUT!
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SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?
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Patrick: We hadn't thought of that one.
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Squidward: (pushes SpongeBob, Patrick, and a pile of toys out the door) I believe this pile belongs to you. (throws Old Man Jenkins out the door)
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Squidward: GET OUT!!!
  
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Old Man Jenkins: Where we goin' now, boys?
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Patrick: We already thought of that one.
  
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Patrick: I'm so bored. There's gotta be something we can do! (A helicopter drops a billboard.)
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''(Squidward pushes them out)''
  
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SpongeBob and Patrick:(reading) It's Coming! (not reading) Oh, boy! (singing) It's coming! It's coming! It's coming!
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Squidward: I believe this this stupid pile belongs to you.
  
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Patrick: (reading another billboard) Almost there! (reading another billboard) Here it is!
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Old man Jenkins: Where are we going now, boys?
  
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SpongeBob: (reading another billboard) Welcome to Bikini Bottom's newest... (reading another billboard) Toy store! (not reading) Well, we're here.
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SpongeBob: Mmm.
  
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Patrick: Where's the toy store?
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Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I'm so bored! There's got to be something we could do!
  
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SpongeBob: Well, I guess it's not open yet.
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''(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it's coming!")''
  
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Patrick: Not...open? (a crane drops the new toy store on the ground.)
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SpongeBob & Patrick: It's coming!? Ohhhhhhhhhh boy! It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!
  
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Construction worker: What are you cryin' about?
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Patrick: ''(reading from a sign)'' Almost there!
  
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Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but it's not open yet.
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Patrick: ''(reading from another sign)'' Here it is!
  
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Construction worker: Well, it's open now. Look! See? Feel better now?
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SpongeBob: ''(reading from another sign)'' Welcome to Bikini Bottom's newest...Toy store?!
  
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Patrick: Mm-hm.
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''(SpongeBob gasps)''
  
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Construction woker: Then quit yer cryin' and get in there! (throws Patrick into the toy store)
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Patrick: Ohhh.
  
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SpongeBob: I got it. (throws himself into the toy store) Patrick! Patrick, get up...
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo!
  
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Patrick: Uh, no thanks. I'm good down here.
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SpongeBob: Well, we're here.
  
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SpongeBob: Look. Wow! (gasp!) Patrick, look at that. (points at a cashier)
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Patrick: But, where's the toy store?
  
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Patrick: Wow.
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SpongeBob: Well, I guess it's not open.
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Patrick: Not open!?
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''(Patrick cries, then, SpongeBob cries)''
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''(A builder comes by and drops the Toy Barrel with a crane while they cry.)''
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Builder: What are you crying about?
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Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it's not open yet!
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''(Patrick cries some more)''
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Builder: Well, it's open now. Look! See! Feel better, now?!
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Patrick: Mmm-hmm.
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Builder: Then, quit you're crying and get in there! ''(Groans, then throws Patrick in the Toy Barrel)''
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SpongeBob: I got it.
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''(SpongeBob throws himself into the Toy Barrel)''
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SpongeBob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick. Patrick! Get up.
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Patrick: No thanks. I'm good down here.
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SpongeBob: Loooook! ''(Patrick looks up)''
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.
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SpongeBob: ''(gasps)'' Patrick, look at that!
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Patrick: ''(gasps)'' Wow.
  
 
Steve the cashier: Can I help you?
 
Steve the cashier: Can I help you?
  
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SpongeBob: That depends. Tell me. Do you like to sing?!
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SpongeBob: That depends. Tell me, do you like to sing?
  
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Steve: Oh, no.
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Steve: Oh no.
  
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Narrator: Several song-filled hours later...
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''(SpongeBob clears his throat)''
  
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SpongeBob: (singing) Toy storious! Toys! La, la! Yeah! (not singing) Hey, Patrick.
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''(SpongeBob puts spray in his mouth)''
  
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Patrick: (winding a wind-up toy) Hey, SpongeBob. What's with the tutu?
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''(SpongeBob plays a harmonica)''
  
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SpongeBob: It's not a tutu! It's a man-tu! You can tell because it has extra support. I got the last one.
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SpongeBob: La...
  
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Patrick: Uh-huh. (lets go of the wind-up toy. It rams into a fish.)
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Narrator: Several song filled hours later.
  
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Fish: Aaahhhhhhhhh!
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SpongeBob: ''(singing)'' Toys! Glorious toys! La la la la! Toys! Yeah. Hey, Patrick.
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Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. What's with the tutu?
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SpongeBob: It's not a tutu, it's a man-tu! You can tell because it has ''(manly voice)'' extra support. I got the last one.
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Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!
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''(The robot that he had just wound up walks away)''
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Man: ''(off screen)'' Ahhhhhhhhhh!
  
 
SpongeBob: What a great day! I hope it never ends!
 
SpongeBob: What a great day! I hope it never ends!
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Patrick: Never!
 
Patrick: Never!
  
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Voice on loudspeaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.
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Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.
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''(Cut to crying and complaining brats with weird adults)''
  
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Baby: I don't wanna go!
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Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don't wanna go!
  
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Timmy: Dad! I want it! No!
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Tyler: But, Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!
  
 
SpongeBob: Aw, the store's closing. We'll have to leave now.
 
SpongeBob: Aw, the store's closing. We'll have to leave now.
  
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Patrick: What part of "never" do you not understand?
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Patrick: What part of never don't you understand?
  
 
SpongeBob: Patrick, we have to leave.
 
SpongeBob: Patrick, we have to leave.
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Patrick: I'm not moving.
 
Patrick: I'm not moving.
  
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SpongeBob: But they'll just come and kick us out!
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SpongeBob: But they'll just come and kick us out.
  
 
Patrick: Not if we hide.
 
Patrick: Not if we hide.
  
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SpongeBob: Hide? Isn't that kinda sneaky?
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SpongeBob: Hide? Is that kind of, sneaky?
  
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Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky alright. Very sneaky. C'mon, haven't you ever wanted to have a toy store all to yourself.
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Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky all right. Really sneaky. C'mon. Haven't you always wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?
  
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SpongeBob: No. But I do now. What do we do first?
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SpongeBob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first?!
  
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Patrick: We need to find a hiding place where they'll never find us. And I know just the place.
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Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.
  
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Guard worm: (barks and sniffs a doll house)
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Guard worm: Ruff! ''(sniffs a doll house)'' Grrrrrrr...
  
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Security guard: Come on. Let's go. The store is empty, so go ahead and lock it up, Frank.
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Police man: Come on, boy. Let's go.
  
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Steve: My name is Steve
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Police man: The store's empty. So, go ahead and lock her up, Frank.
  
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Security guard: Whatever floats yer boat, Frank.
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Steve: My name is Steve.
  
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Patrick: The coast is clear. (tries to get out of the doll house) Push, SpongeBob! Push! Push, man, push! (squeezes out of the doll house) Okay, SpongeBob gimmie your hand. That's my boy. Brace yourself. (pulls SpongeBob out of the doll house)
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Police man: Whatever floats your boat, Frank.
  
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SpongeBob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it. Yay!
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Patrick: ''(pokes his head out of the doll house)'' The coast is clear. Push, SpongeBob, push!  
  
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Patrick: Yay! Oh, this is so awesome.
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Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh. ''(pops out)''
  
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SpongeBob: Nothing can ruin it! (The lights turn off.)
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Patrick: OK, SpongeBob, give me your hand. That's my boy. Brace yourself.
  
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (run through the store while screaming. They eventually crash into each other.)
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Patrick: ''(SpongeBob pops out)'' Uhhhh!
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SpongeBob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it!
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SpongeBob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha!
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Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome!
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SpongeBob: Nothing can ruin it!
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''(The lights automatically turn off)''
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!
  
 
SpongeBob: Patrick, is that you?
 
SpongeBob: Patrick, is that you?
  
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Patrick: What?
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Patrick: What?!
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SpongeBob: I said is that you?
  
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SpongeBob: I said, "Is that you?"
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Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry, I'll use my night-vision.
  
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Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry. I'll just use my Night Vision.
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SpongeBob: You have night-vision?
  
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SpongeBob: You have Night Vision?
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''(Patrick shines a light)''
  
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Patrick: (turns on his Night Vision) Yeah.
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Patrick: Yeah!
  
 
SpongeBob: How long have you had that?
 
SpongeBob: How long have you had that?
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Patrick: Remember that flashlight I stuck in my ear?
 
Patrick: Remember that flashlight I stuck in my ear?
  
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SpongeBob: Oh, yeah.
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SpongeBob: Oh yeah.
  
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Patrick: Well, I guess it worked its way into my brain. (The flashlight burns out.) Shoot! The batteries are dead! It's dark... and scary!
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Patrick: I guess it worked it's way into my brain.
  
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SpongeBob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find a light switch. But ya have to put me down first.
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''(Light flickers out)''
  
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Patrick: Yeah. Right, SpongeBob. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns all peachy.
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Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it's dark. Scary!
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''(Patrick cries)''
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SpongeBob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch, but you have to let me down first.
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Patrick: Yeah, right SpongeBob. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy!
  
 
SpongeBob: Yes.
 
SpongeBob: Yes.
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Patrick: Look around you, SpongeBob! We're surrounded!
 
Patrick: Look around you, SpongeBob! We're surrounded!
  
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SpongeBob: By... toys?
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SpongeBob: By toys?
  
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Patrick: That...want...to...get us.
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Patrick: That want to get us!
  
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SpongeBob: Gah!!!
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''(SpongeBob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)''
  
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Aaahhhhhh!!!! (They see a shadow of a moving figure). Aaahhhh! (The shadow continues to chase them, so they hide in a gumball machine).
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SpongeBob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.
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''(SpongeBob and Patrick both hallucinate carnivores)''
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.
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''(They hear the robot stomping)''
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...
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''(A pair of roller skates and a skateboard are on the ground.)''
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''(SpongeBob & Patrick land on them and start rolling.)''
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!
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Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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''(They end up hiding in the bubblegum machine.)''
  
 
Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?
 
Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?
  
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SpongeBob: No.
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SpongeBob: No!
  
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Patrick: Are we going to the lady's room again?
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Patrick: Are we going to the ladies' room again?
  
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SpongeBob: No. We're going to fight back and we are going to win!
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SpongeBob: No. We're going to fight back that monster for scaring the pants off of us, and most of all, we're gonna win!
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (grab cans of bubbles, licorice ropes, and more. They gear up and try to look like men in the army).
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''(SpongeBob and Patrick take bubble soap and licorice ropes and paint markings on their faces. They burst out of the ladies' room)''
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Patrick: That was fun! Now let's dress up as fairy princesses! (The shadow appears and is revealed to be the toy that Patrick had wound up earlier).
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Patrick: ''(laughs)'' That was fun. Now, let's dress up like fairy princesses!
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
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SpongeBob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...
  
 
SpongeBob: Ready, Patrick?
 
SpongeBob: Ready, Patrick?
  
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Patrick: Let's get some!  
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Patrick: Let's get some!
  
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (blow bubbles at the wind-up toy. It does nothing). Aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!! Nothing can stop it!
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''(SpongeBob and Patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)''
  
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SpongeBob: It was nice knowin' ya, pal.
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
  
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Patrick: I know. I'm an interesting guy. (The toy stops. Patrick winds it up again).
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SpongeBob: It was nice knowing you, pal.
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Patrick: I know. I'm an interesting guy.
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''(SpongeBob & Patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)''
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''(SpongeBob & Patrick breathe in and out)''
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''(Patrick winds up the robot)''
  
 
SpongeBob: Patrick, don't!
 
SpongeBob: Patrick, don't!
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Patrick: What?
 
Patrick: What?
  
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SpongeBob and Patrick: Aaahhhhhhhh!
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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''(Outside, kids are waiting for the Toy Barrel to open)''
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Kids: Yay!
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Steve: Ohh. The Toy Barrel is now open for business. ''(opens the door to the store)''
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Steve: Prepare for more fun you had.
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Kids: Yay...!
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''(SpongeBob & Patrick come running outside the Toy Barrel with their eyes burning)''
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SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
  
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Steve: (opens the store again) The Toy Barrel is now open for business. Prepare for more fun than you've ever had.
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SpongeBob: My eyes!
  
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Kids: (cheering)
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Patrick: With Neptune as my witness, may you never experience the unholy terrors that are inside that store.  Hey, they're open! ''(laughs and runs back inside)'' I love toys!
  
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SpongeBob and Patrick: (run out of the store)
 
  
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SpongeBob: My eyes!!
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{{Transcripts/Season 6}}
  
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Patrick: With Neptune as my witness, may you never experience the unholy terrors that are inside that store. Hey, they're open! (runs to the store) I love toys!
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[[Category: Episode Transcripts/Season 6]]
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(The scene opens up to Squidward's house and its living room where SpongeBob and Patrick are lying on the couch all bored)

SpongeBob: Ohh. Patrick?

Patrick: Yeah?

SpongeBob: What do you wanna do today?

Patrick: I don't know.

SpongeBob: I guess we could play something.

(SpongeBob opens up a chest and starts digging through it.)

SpongeBob: How about a yo-?

Patrick: No.

SpongeBob:-yo? Buried treasure board game?

Patrick: Nah.

SpongeBob: Dollies?

Patrick: Hmm...Nope.

Patrick: (As SpongeBob holds up a series of toys) No, Nope, Nooope, Uh Uh, Nah, No.

SpongeBob: What about this? (holds up...)

Old man Jenkins: Hello.

Patrick: Uh-uh.

SpongeBob: Hey, we could play with our Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy action figures. (notices his Barnacle Boy action figure is covered in drool and chewed) Eww! Barnacle Boy's all chewed up. And slimy!

(Patrick is chewing on Mermaid Man)

Patrick: Yeah, that'll happen.

SpongeBob: (drops his figure and wipes the germs by his hole) Ohh! There is just nothing to play with!

Patrick: There's got to be something we could do.

Squidward: (enters singing to himself) La da dee, la da dum, la da do... (notices SpongeBob and Patrick) Hey! What are you doing here in my house!?

SpongeBob: Hi, Squidward! Can you think of anything fun we can do?

Squidward: GET OUT!!!

Patrick: We already thought of that one.

(Squidward pushes them out)

Squidward: I believe this this stupid pile belongs to you.

Old man Jenkins: Where are we going now, boys?

SpongeBob: Mmm.

Patrick: Uhhhhhh. I'm so bored! There's got to be something we could do!

(An helicopter puts down a sign that says "it's coming!")

SpongeBob & Patrick: It's coming!? Ohhhhhhhhhh boy! It's coming, it's coming, it's coming!

Patrick: (reading from a sign) Almost there!

Patrick: (reading from another sign) Here it is!

SpongeBob: (reading from another sign) Welcome to Bikini Bottom's newest...Toy store?!

(SpongeBob gasps)

Patrick: Ohhh.

SpongeBob & Patrick: Yeah! Wooooooo!

SpongeBob: Well, we're here.

Patrick: But, where's the toy store?

SpongeBob: Well, I guess it's not open.

Patrick: Not open!?

(Patrick cries, then, SpongeBob cries)

(A builder comes by and drops the Toy Barrel with a crane while they cry.)

Builder: What are you crying about?

Patrick: We wanted to go to the toy store, but, it's not open yet!

(Patrick cries some more)

Builder: Well, it's open now. Look! See! Feel better, now?!

Patrick: Mmm-hmm.

Builder: Then, quit you're crying and get in there! (Groans, then throws Patrick in the Toy Barrel)

SpongeBob: I got it.

(SpongeBob throws himself into the Toy Barrel)

SpongeBob: Ohhhhhhhh! Patrick. Patrick! Get up.

Patrick: No thanks. I'm good down here.

SpongeBob: Loooook! (Patrick looks up)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Oooooooh. Ooooooh. Wow.

SpongeBob: (gasps) Patrick, look at that!

Patrick: (gasps) Wow.

Steve the cashier: Can I help you?

SpongeBob: That depends. Tell me, do you like to sing?

Steve: Oh no.

(SpongeBob clears his throat)

(SpongeBob puts spray in his mouth)

(SpongeBob plays a harmonica)

SpongeBob: La...

Narrator: Several song filled hours later.

SpongeBob: (singing) Toys! Glorious toys! La la la la! Toys! Yeah. Hey, Patrick.

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob. What's with the tutu?

SpongeBob: It's not a tutu, it's a man-tu! You can tell because it has (manly voice) extra support. I got the last one.

Patrick: Uh. Uhhhhhhhh!

(The robot that he had just wound up walks away)

Man: (off screen) Ahhhhhhhhhh!

SpongeBob: What a great day! I hope it never ends!

Patrick: Never!

Woman in speaker: Attention, shoppers, the store is now closed. Please exit immediately.

(Cut to crying and complaining brats with weird adults)

Baby: Waaaaaaaaaaah! But, I don't wanna go!

Tyler: But, Dad, I want it! No! Uhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh!

SpongeBob: Aw, the store's closing. We'll have to leave now.

Patrick: What part of never don't you understand?

SpongeBob: Patrick, we have to leave.

Patrick: I'm not moving.

SpongeBob: But they'll just come and kick us out.

Patrick: Not if we hide.

SpongeBob: Hide? Is that kind of, sneaky?

Patrick: Oh, it's sneaky all right. Really sneaky. C'mon. Haven't you always wanted to have a toy store all to yourself?

SpongeBob: No. But, I do now. What do we do first?!

Patrick: We need to find a hiding spot where they will never find us. And I know just the place.

Guard worm: Ruff! (sniffs a doll house) Grrrrrrr...

Police man: Come on, boy. Let's go.

Police man: The store's empty. So, go ahead and lock her up, Frank.

Steve: My name is Steve.

Police man: Whatever floats your boat, Frank.

Patrick: (pokes his head out of the doll house) The coast is clear. Push, SpongeBob, push!

Patrick: Uhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhh! Push, man, push! Uhhhhhhhhhhhh! Uhhhhhhhhhhh! Ohh, ohh. (pops out)

Patrick: OK, SpongeBob, give me your hand. That's my boy. Brace yourself.

Patrick: (SpongeBob pops out) Uhhhh!

SpongeBob: Thanks, pal. Well, we did it!

SpongeBob: Yay! Ha ha ha ha!

Patrick: Yay! This is so awesome!

SpongeBob: Nothing can ruin it!

(The lights automatically turn off)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!

SpongeBob: Patrick, is that you?

Patrick: What?!

SpongeBob: I said is that you?

Patrick: I can't hear you! It's too dark in here! Don't worry, I'll use my night-vision.

SpongeBob: You have night-vision?

(Patrick shines a light)

Patrick: Yeah!

SpongeBob: How long have you had that?

Patrick: Remember that flashlight I stuck in my ear?

SpongeBob: Oh yeah.

Patrick: I guess it worked it's way into my brain.

(Light flickers out)

Patrick: Shoot, the batteries are dead! Ohhh, it's dark. Scary!

(Patrick cries)

SpongeBob: Calm down, buddy. We just need to find the light switch, but you have to let me down first.

Patrick: Yeah, right SpongeBob. I let you down, we find the light switch, and everything turns out peachy!

SpongeBob: Yes.

Patrick: Look around you, SpongeBob! We're surrounded!

SpongeBob: By toys?

Patrick: That want to get us!

(SpongeBob hallucinates the toys are carnivores)

SpongeBob: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

(SpongeBob and Patrick both hallucinate carnivores)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Eee, eee, eee, eee.

(They hear the robot stomping)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhhhh, ahhhhhh...

(A pair of roller skates and a skateboard are on the ground.)

(SpongeBob & Patrick land on them and start rolling.)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Woop-eeeeee! Ohhhhhhhhhh! Ohhhhhhhhhhh. Ohhhhhhhhh!

Patrick: Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(They end up hiding in the bubblegum machine.)

Patrick: Are we gonna hide in here for the rest of our lives?

SpongeBob: No!

Patrick: Are we going to the ladies' room again?

SpongeBob: No. We're going to fight back that monster for scaring the pants off of us, and most of all, we're gonna win!

(SpongeBob and Patrick take bubble soap and licorice ropes and paint markings on their faces. They burst out of the ladies' room)

Patrick: (laughs) That was fun. Now, let's dress up like fairy princesses!

SpongeBob & Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

Patrick: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

SpongeBob: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

SpongeBob: Ready, Patrick?

Patrick: Let's get some!

(SpongeBob and Patrick blows many bubbles at the robot)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Nothing can stop it! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

SpongeBob: It was nice knowing you, pal.

Patrick: I know. I'm an interesting guy.

(SpongeBob & Patrick continue crying, and then, suddenly, the robot stops)

(SpongeBob & Patrick breathe in and out)

(Patrick winds up the robot)

SpongeBob: Patrick, don't!

Patrick: What?

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

(Outside, kids are waiting for the Toy Barrel to open)

Kids: Yay!

Steve: Ohh. The Toy Barrel is now open for business. (opens the door to the store)

Steve: Prepare for more fun you had.

Kids: Yay...!

(SpongeBob & Patrick come running outside the Toy Barrel with their eyes burning)

SpongeBob & Patrick: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

SpongeBob: My eyes!

Patrick: With Neptune as my witness, may you never experience the unholy terrors that are inside that store. Hey, they're open! (laughs and runs back inside) I love toys!


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