Episode Transcript: Goo Goo Gas

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(The episode starts at the Krusty Krab where customers are eating their food. Cut to a customer drinking a soda. Plankton is disguised as a pepper shaker. He steals a Krabby Patty from a customer)

Plankton: Ha! (He runs out the Krusty Krab. However, Mr. Krabs stops him and picks him up from behind)

Mr. Krabs: Hold it right there, Plankton!

Plankton: Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: I'll take that. (takes the Krabby Patty from him)

Plankton: How'd you know it was me?

Mr. Krabs: Next time, wear a disguise without your initial on it. (camera zooms up to Plankton on the pepper condiment)

Plankton: (thinking) Hmm...perhaps a peppershaker was a bit obvious.

Mr. Krabs: (quietly) You think! (shouts) SpongeBob! (SpongeBob dashes onto the scene)

SpongeBob: Wooo-ooo! (Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth)

Announcer: (off-screen) 3, 2, 1... launch! (SpongeBob launches Plankton up in the air through his hat. He screams and he breaks through the ceiling through his Chum Bucket. Bubble-wipe to the park where people are hanging out. The camera pans to Plankton sitting on a bench in sadness)

Plankton: Never! Never! I'll never get Krabs's formula! Mr. Krabs is too powerful! If only there were a way to render him helpless!

Sadie: (off-screen) Aww, look at you, you're so small, tiny and helpless.

Plankton: (angrily) Hey, I resent that! (surprised) Huh? (Cuts back to show Sadie with her baby in a green shopping cart)

Sadie: Why, you're so tiny and helpless that I could take your formula whenever I wanted to and you couldn't do a thing about it. (takes the bottle away from the baby. He starts to cry. Sadie puts the bottle back into his mouth and he stops crying. She walks off with him)

Plankton: Something about that woman reminds me of my mother. (gets surprised) That's it! (stands up) Finally, victory will be mine! I'll turn Eugene Krabs into a powerless... (close-up view on Plankton) baby. (bubble-wipe to Mr. Krabs walking to the Krusty Krab, but he spots two pennies)

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, a penny. (He sees a trail of pennies) A trail of pennies! (follows the pennies as he collects them. The pennies lead to a phone booth outside. He sniffs the payphone, and digs into the change slot. He encounters green gas that fills in the screen, revealing that he's in the phone booth with gas inside)

Plankton: (laughs) I've done it! Nothing can stop me now! My goo goo gas will transform Krabs into a tiny helpless infant! (He opens the phone booth, and sees that a key is right beside him) The key to the Krusty Krab. This was easier than I hoped! (looks at Mr. Krabs, who is now a baby in a diaper, talking. He gets confused) Hmmm. He's a little bigger than I imagined. (Baby Krabs grabs onto the key and shakes Plankton that's holding onto it. Then he bites him) Whoa! No, no! (Baby Krabs grinds his tooth against him, then he bites him again.) Ah, ah, ahh! Oof! Whoa! (Baby Krabs puts Plankton in his mouth and then spits him out. He hits the floor and runs to the Krusty Krab, with Baby Krabs following him. He struggles to reach for the doors)

SpongeBob: (sees a baby Krabs coming at him) Hey, a baby! What are you doing out here all alone, baby? (grabs him) I'll take charge of you until your mommy shows up! (Baby Krabs laughs) Oh, aren't you just too cute! (tickles Baby Krabs) Coochie-coochie-coo! (both laugh, then are interrupted by Plankton)

Plankton: Hello! (still struggling to reach the door) If you're done making a total fool outta yourself, I could use some help with this lock!

SpongeBob: Oh, sure thing, Plankton. (puts Baby Krabs on top of him) Here you go, little guy. (takes the key from Plankton)

Plankton: Yes, my plan is working perfectly, now that I've turned Krabs into a helpless baby, the Krabby Patty secret formula will be mine! (laughs evilly but then suddenly stops. He looks at SpongeBob in confusion) Eh? Hello.

SpongeBob: (yelling) Police! Police! (bubble-wipe to the police taking Plankton away in handcuffs, but they're too big to hold him)

Plankton: Fools, you'll never hold me! These primitive shackles are no match for my genius! (He easily escapes from the cuffs and falls) That was easy. (he runs) I'm free! Free! (police chase him. Scene shows Squidward walking to the Krusty Krab, but then he encounters SpongeBob and Baby Krabs)

SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward. Thank Neptune you're here. I found this baby all alone. But he wasn't really alone, he was with Plankton! And he's not a baby! It's Mr. Krabs! Plankton turned into an infant so he could steal the Krabby Patty formula! (Baby Krabs burps into Squidward's face) What do we do, Squidward?!

Squidward: Don't know about you, but I'm going on my coffee break. A very...long...coffee break. (bubble-wipe to the Chum Bucket with Plankton sitting on a stool talking to Karen)

Plankton: ...and then that blasted sponge called the cops! That's just not cricket. Now I'll never be a tyrannical overlord!

Karen: Do I have to tell you how to do everything? Next time, spray SpongeBob too.

Plankton: Not sure if I follow ya.

Karen: Listen carefully. Spray...

Plankton: Yes.

Karen: ...Sponge...

Plankton: Uh-huh.

Karen: ...Bob...

Plankton: Right.

Karen: ...too!

Plankton: Now, you're just talkin' gibberish. What I really need is to spray Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob.

Karen: (sighs) That's just what I--

Plankton: (interrupts) Ahh, don't wanna hear anymore of ya loony schemes Karen. (jumps off the stool) I've got work to do! (bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab with Baby Krabs sitting on a table, crying)

SpongeBob: Aw, what's wrong, Mr. Baby Krabs? (runs off and comes back with a baby bottle of milk) Are you thirsty? (gives him some milk and he stops crying) That's it, drink up! (Baby Krabs spits the bottle out of his mouth and continues to cry) Okay, maybe you're hungry? (runs off and comes back with a Krabby Patty) How about a nice hot Krabby Patty? (Baby Krabs slaps it out of his hand and continues crying) Yikes, not even a Krabby Patty helps. (takes some wrapped-up dollar bills out of his pocket) How about a stack of twenties? (Baby Krabs smells the money, takes it and admires it. He smiles. He puts his mouth on the money)

Plankton: (opens the door. Both SpongeBob and Baby Krabs gasp) Hands in the air! (both obey)

SpongeBob: Plankton!

Plankton: (shows that he's wearing a gas tank) That's right, SpongeBob, I'm back! And you won't stop me this time. (sprays both of them, but Mr. Krabs turns into an adult, and SpongeBob turns into a baby. Now confused) What? SpongeBob's a baby but Krabs is back to normal? (sprays again, and Mr. Krabs turns into a baby and SpongeBob is now an adult) It seems a second dose acts as an antidote! (sprays SpongeBob, and he turns into a baby) One squirt equals baby, two squirts equals adult! (sprays both of them once, and they come back to normal) Or is it three squirts for baby, and four squirts for adults? (pulls the nozzle, but nothing comes out) Barnacles! I've run outta gas!

Mr. Krabs: (wearing a diaper) Ahem!

Plankton: Krabs! Nice diaper. (Mr. Krabs grabs him) Hold on, hold on, I think I-- (Mr. Krabs uses his claws to launch Plankton out of the Krusty Krab. Cut to Plankton flying in the air) Yes, I've got it! (bubble-wipe to Mr. Krabs leaving the Krusty Krab, walking to the mailbox)

Mr. Krabs: (checking the mailbox) There'd better be something other than bills in here. (Plankton comes out of the mailbox with a spray gun) Plankton!

Plankton: Peek-a-boo!

Mr. Krabs: (he runs back in the Krusty Krab and Plankton chases him) Ahh! I can't tolerate your stinky gas!

Dennis: (farts)

Miss Shell: That makes two of us.

Dennis: I don't do it on purpose! (cut to Mr. Krabs still running away from Plankton)

Mr. Krabs: (still running) You'll never catch me, Plankton! Never! (stops as he encounters a penny) Ooh...another penny! Come to papa! Now what were we doin'?

Plankton: This! (sprays him, and Mr. Krabs coughs)

Plankton: What's the matter, baby? You gonna cry? (Mr. Krabs is turned into a senior citizen) What the heck happened to you? (holds up the spray gun) This isn't baby gas! It's senior citizen spray!

Senior Citizen Mr. Krabs: Eh? What was that, sonny?

Plankton: Out of my way, Methuselah! You're old and useless. (SpongeBob comes out of nowhere)

SpongeBob: (angrily) Hold it right there! Old people are out greatest natural resource! I salute you, elder citizenry!

Plankton: I'm getting old listening to this. (gets the spray gun out) Let's try this again! (sprays the gas on SpongeBob, also turning him into a senior citizen)

Senior Citizen SpongeBob: I remember when a quarter used to cost a nickel. (laughs weakly)

Plankton: This baby gas is worthless! (throws the spray gun away) At least you're way too old to stop me from stealing a Krabby Patty!

Senior Citizen SpongeBob: What was that, sonny?

Plankton: It'll take more time to explain than you have left. (walks off)

Senior Citizen SpongeBob: What? (Plankton is seen running with a Krabby Patty. Senior Citizen Mr. Krabs sniffs it)

Senior Citizen Mr. Krabs: He's got the Krabby...Patty! Catch him!

Senior Citizen SpongeBob: Catch who?

Senior Citizen Mr. Krabs: Oh, Gesundheit. (scene shows that Plankton is laughing evilly and the camera zooms into his mouth. He continues to run)

Plankton: Victory is mine! (shaken by the sound of walkers and he screams every time stomping is heard. Scene shows that it's Senior Citizen SpongeBob walking with it)

Senior Citizen SpongeBob: Come back here, you little whippersnapper!

Senior Citizen Mr. Krabs: You kids get off my lawn! (stops walking) Whew! Ooh, boy. I'll catch up with you, boy!

Senior Citizen SpongeBob: I'm catching up with my knitting. (shows that he's knitting a pink sock)

Senior Citizen Mr. Krabs: (catches an idea) That's it! Knit, little nitwit! (both knit the sock and they create a net with it)

Plankton: That was almost too easy. (is caught in a net) Noooooooooo! I demand you geezers release me!

Senior Citizen Mr. Krabs: Right after the party. (holds his walking stick) The piñata party. (shows a bunch of senior citizens walking up to Plankton)

Plankton: What?

Senior Citizen #1: That's for calling us old! (whacks Plankton with her cane)

Plankton: Hey, quit it! (gets whacked by a walker)

Citizen: I want candy! (whacks him with her cane)

Plankton: No! (is whacked again by a walker, and then a cane again. Bubble-wipe to the Chum Bucket with Plankton mumbling to himself on a chalkboard writing notes)...square root of SpongeBob...(jumps off the chalkboard) Of course! The final ingredient that I've been lacking! It's so simple yet so evil! And I know just the place to get it. (Bubble-wipe to the Barg'n Mart. Plankton walks up to Shubie with her baby sitting on a cart, with a paper in his hand) Excuse me, what isle did you get that from?

Shubie: (holding a box that says KELPO) You mean the Kelp-O?

Plankton: No, that thing! The ugly drippy smelly thing.

Shubie: (thinking Plankton is referring to her baby. She replies in anger) Are you talking about my baby?! Creep! (Chases Plankton with her cart. She ends up running over him)

Plankton: (while rolling over the wheel 3 times) Ow, ow, ow! (he's now smeared onto the floor and moans. He gasps after seeing bottles of baby powder) Baby powder? (gets up) This could be just what I need! (cut to Plankton walking to a store manager putting on price tags with a price tag gun) Hey, buddy, is this made from real or artificial baby? (The Pink Fish runs over Plankton again. He gets rolled over four times) Ow, ow, ow, ow! (bubble-wipe to the Chum Bucket with Plankton back in his lab. He is pouring gas into small bombs) That powdered baby did the trick! Now my baby gas can't possibly fail!

Karen: (sarcastically) Just like all your plans that "couldn't possibly fail?"

Plankton: What is it now, Karen?

Karen: I'm saying you should test your gas before you come running there all willy nilly!

Plankton: That's an excellent idea! And I know just the guinea pig! (grabs the pack and points it at Karen)

Karen: (gasps) PLANKTON! don't you dare! (sprays her and she turns into a calculator. The calculator falls to the ground)

Plankton: Karen! Speak to me! (she replies to Plankton saying "hELLO" with the numbers saying 07734 upside-down) It worked! (bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab, where Senior Citizen Mr. Krabs is drinking a soda)

Plankton: Everyone say your ABC's! (sprays two people, they turn into babies and they start crying) Now when you turn into babies, you stay babies! (sprays two more people, and they turn into babies as well) Hey, Krabs, catch! (throws a bomb at Senior Citizen Mr. Krabs like a grenade and it explodes. He turns into a baby, then cries. Senior Citizen SpongeBob opens the door from the kitchen)

SpongeBob: What's wrong, little feller? (a bomb is thrown at him and he is turned into a baby. Both baby SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs cry. cut to a ceiling scene of the Krusty Krab, where there is chaos. Patrick runs into a gas cloud and he is turned into a baby. Cut to the bathroom doors with Squidward coming out with a baby next to the door. Squidward walks back in, along with a gas bomb that's thrown inside. The doors open revealing a baby Squidward crying)

Plankton: My moment of triumph! (slips on drool) What the? (sees baby SpongeBob, Squidward, and Mr. Krabs in underwear drooling) Oh, gross! I command you to stop drooling on me!

Baby Krabs: Goo! (grabs Plankton)

Plankton: Put me down! (Baby Krabs shakes him. He gets hurt in dizziness) Ooowwww! (gets shaken again) Stop it! (close-up view) I'm an adult! (Baby SpongeBob grabs him and puts him in his mouth. He spits him and he lands in Baby Patrick's diaper who farts. Plankton continues screaming as he comes out of Baby Patrick's diaper and stops screaming as he comes to a screeching halt. He sees Mr. Krabs sucking on the Krabby Patty secret formula bottle)

Plankton: Huh? I don't believe it! The Krabby Patty Formula! He's teething on it! (Baby Krabs pulls it out of his mouth) Give it here, you big stupid baby! (Baby Krabs smashes him with the bottle)

Plankton: Ouch! (Baby Krabs hits him repeatedly. A baby fish is head laughing, and then Baby Krabs crawls off. Plankton moans as he comes out of the bottle. Then he gets surprised and holds it) I've got it! Just like taking candy from a baby! (is now walking on a table and shows Baby Krabs) Get it, Krabs? I'm taking candy from you! (Baby SpongeBob is seen banging the gas machine on the floor, playing with it) Hey! What are you doing? (the gas releases, it hits the ceiling and gas clouds go over Plankton) Uh-oh. (Plankton shrinks as the bottle squashed him and now he's inside a gray amoeba field. Creepy sounds are heard)

Baby Plankton: Ahem! (puts hands over privates) Mama's evil little genius needs a diaper! (episode ends)

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