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Episode Transcript: Sand Castles in the Sand
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(Spongebob goes out of his house and knocking Patrick's house.)
Spongebob:Get up Patrick it's time.
(The rock opens then Patrick wake up from sleep)
Patrick:Time for what?
(Spongebob jump into Patrick's house)
Spongebob:The big shindig ,remember?
Patrick:No.Besides,I don't really think shins should be involved.(Patrick wigging his feet)They a bit flabby today.
Spongebob:Not shindig,buddy.We're spending at the beach for our bestest friendship.
Patrick:The beach?Just you and me?
(Spongebob ripping his pants and his beachpants shows.Then patrick tears his skin, revealing his internal organs)
Patrick:So am I ready for the beach,Spongebob?
Spongebob:Oh,sure.A little sunscreen will be fine.
(A bus stops.Spongebob and Patrick lift a huge bag into bus's door.)
Spongebob:I'm spending at the beach the whole day with my best friend.
(Spongebob puts the huge bag on a chair beside a fish.Spongebob and Patrick sit on the chair but the fish is umcormfortable.)
Fish#1:You're hurting me!
(The bus moves.Spongebob talks to Harold.)
Spongebob:Guess what?
Harold:Huh,what?
Spongebob:I'm going to the beach with my best friend!!!!(Spongebob shouts to Harold but he shocks.Then,Spongbob talks to the bus driver.)
Spiongebob:Oh,bus driver....
Bus driver:What?!
Spongebob:Okay.Everyone in this bus.Guess which one is my best friend.
Bus driver:I don't care!
Spongebob:You know tis situation calls for,Patrick?(They both bring out their music instruments)A few verses of Best Friend Tune!(Spongebob sings)Oh,best friend...
(The bus stops.Spongebob and Patrick fall down from the bus.The bus moves from them.)
Spongebob:Hey,wait!This is not our stop!Oh,how we gonna get to the beach now,Patrick.We didn't know where we are.
Patrick:I know it.Theyy abonded
Spongebob:No!(They start crying)No,Patrick.I don't want to stuck here.
(A ball hits Spongebob's head)
Scooter:Little help bro?
Spongebob:No,Patrick.We made it.Hey,best friend.. check this out. (Spongebob shows his butt but there's a hip on it.Spongebob take plastic disc from his butt.)It's a small plastic disc that you throw.
Patrick:Small plastic disc that you throw?!I want playing small plastic disc that you throw.
Spongebob:I do to,buddy.If only small plastic disc that you throw have a shorter catcher name.
Patrick:Oh.Oh!how about,small plastic disc that you "toss"
Spongebob:Perfect!Run along Patrick and I'll "toss" it to ya!(Patrick runs and spongebob throw the plastic disc)Ready?
(Patrick keep running catching the plastic disc until he didn't realise that he step on two fish.)
Fish#2 and Fish#3 :Ouch!!
(Patrick steps the sand but the sand spread to someone's sandwich)
Nat:Now thats why they call a "sand"wi..(Patrick spreads into Nat's mouth)
(Patrick kepp running to chase the plastic disc but he didn't realise that he almost hit two fishes lifting a mirror,but he destroys an ice-cream parlor and the life guard tower.When the life guard tower is destroyed he got the plastic disc. )
Patrick:I got it!Wasn't that cool,Spongebob?
Life guard:I can assure you that was not cool.Just look at what you've done.Your fafoonering are destroyed the life guard tower!Can you find less annochess.
Patrick:Like what?
Life guard:I don't know.Go play in the sand or something.
Patrick:I don't know.Playing with the snd sounds.. pretty boring.
Spongebob:Nonsense,Patrick.There are plenty of fun things to do in the sand.We can draw or practise our cursing right king or..
Patrick:Boring,Spongebob.Boring.
Spongebob:I know,we can made sandcastles.
Patrick:That's sounds unboring.(Patrick hits his arm to Spongebob.)
Spongebob:No one ever got annoyed by a sand castle.(He laughs)
Spongebob:Nothing quite like to joy of sandcastling.(He is building a sandcastle. talks to a fish that fish he made on the window)Ain't that right,buddy.How you doing over there?
Patrick:Everything standy in Patrick's Kingdom.(He starts building sandcastle.Then stopped when spongebob talks.)
Spongebob:a structure like that will not protect the king and the subjects.Here let me help you.You should start all over(he starts building sandcastle but stops when parick talks)
Patrick :What are you doing?You're deatroying my castle.
Spongebob:I just want to help,buddy.
Patrick:I don't need any help.
(A fish came) Billy:For the architect your pleasure with questions.
Patrick:Why Thank you.Here's a little something for you(Patrick gives sandmoneys to Billy.But the sand breakes)
Spongebob:I'll suppose I just attend affairs with my own briem.And I'll start making a queen to rule by your side.(A sandball destroys the castle)
Patrick:Now, were even.
Spongebob:All,right Patrick.Have it your way.(He make a line between Patrick's and his)You keep your territory and I'll keep mine.(He builds his sandcastle fast)
(Patrick looks a giant paper and throw it away)
Patrick:This will show Spongebob he's not the only one who can build a castle.(He builds his sandcastle fast.)Let see Spongebob destroy this castle.
Spongebob:I'll better build a wall just in case King "Pinky" get any funny ideas.(He builds the wall fast and realise that Patrick's castle is more in the line.)Oh, sir. You build it on my side.
Patrick:So?
Spongebob:So you don't do that!(He cuts Patrick's castle according the line)There.That restrores the enterpity of our share borders.
Patrick:You tirent!You do it again (He takes a sandball and makes it a small hammer)I'll show you what for.
Spongebob:But for what?
(Patrick run pass through the line and destroys spongebob's castle using the hammer.)
Patrick:Now we're even.Again!
Spongebob:Okay,Patrick.I can exept that.No more destruction point moving forward,okay?Okay,back to the square one again.(He go back make a huge sandcastle like a real castle.He looks Patrick building a sand castle using a telescope.Patrick finishes his castle.)
Patrick:Ahah!(He stand on the top of his huge sandcastle with many pointy arrows.)
(Spongebob plays a sandtrumpet)
Spongebob:I here by purpose announce an treedy hostility between our two kingdoms.(He give Patrick a sandfeather and a sandborder to sign.Ptrick signs it.)Patrick.By signing this historic armourcist you has brought peace on our land.May your kingdom prospher.(He walks into his door)That went well.(An arrow hits his wall)What are you doing? What about the treedy?
Patrick:this treedy is worthless sand that it printed on.(The sandborder dissapears)
Spongebob:Oh,is that so?Well you think you can take down this castle my anceres.Bring it on!
(Patrick laughs. He builds a new horse and knight army and Spongebob shocks)
Spongebob:Uhm,I just want to be nice guy here,okay.Lets call this shelly business off.
Patrick:No way!You started it
Spongebob:Fine!!!Have it your way.(He walks away.He ready to cut a rope attacking some sandrocks to attack.)
Patrick:No no,no no.
(Spongebob cuts the rope and and the rocks destroys the horses and knigts army while Patick run into his castle.Spongebob laughs and play his sandtrumpet to call his man-alive army.His four army run towards Patrick's castle.His armies try to get into the castle while Patrick is building something.His armies success to get in but Patrick already makes a snd cannon.)
Patrick:Oh,hello and goodbye.(The sandball from the cannon chases Spongebob's armies.They get trough into their castle.)
Spongebob:Come on!(But the rock stops and go over into the castle and destroys the armies like bowlings.)
Patrick:hahahhahahaha!You'll never win!You hear me!?
(Spongebob puts his thumb on the scanner .Then he talks to a sandgeneral-man)
Spongebob:Uhm.Uhm.well good general.We'll create suprise military diversion break enemy lines.What say you?(Half of jeneral's head dissapears)Yes!We shall ready our ship immediatly.(He makes something from sand.A tank smash through out from spongebob castle.)How do you like me now?
(A robot like optimus prime smash out from Patrick's castle.)
Patrick:I like you this bot.(The robot walks towards spongebob's tank and lift it up.)
Spongebob:No!!!!
Patrick:Heal me!(His robot tries to punch the tank.But Spongebob manages to blast his tank cannon to his robot head.All of the robot body parts seperated and fall.Spongebob goes out from his tank and go into the robot's head)
Spongebob:Patrick?Patrick are you okay?!
Patrick:The question is.Will you be?(Patrick puhes a button and the robot head flies while Spongebob hang on the head.Spongebob falls from the robot head.)
Spongebob:AAAAAAAA!!!(He pull out his sandparrachute and he laughs.)
Patrick:No fair!
Spongebob:All fair in love in war my friend slash enemy.Or should I say my on friend enemy.(He pushes button on a remote.He safely lands on his sandjet and jet chases the robot head.The jet targets)Lets have some really fun(He pushes button and the rocket shoots towards Patrick's head robot.Patrick tries to avoid the rocket but the rocket still following it.)
Scooter:What was that?come on we gotta get out of here.(He takes with his girlfriend .everybody at the beach run back from the beach.)
Patrick:Oh,yeah?I too can play with this game.(He pushes a button.A rocket came out from the sand, flies and destroys the rocket.The rockets flies towards the jet.Spongebob tries to attract the rockets to destroy Patrick's castle.Spongebob laughs.)
Patrick:I wasn't gonna do this.But you left me no choice.(The robot head lift down a rocket into Spongebob's castle and explodes.Two griffins flies away from the castle)
Griffin#1:Lets duece!
(Patrick laughs and Spongebob's jet flies toward the robot head.Then,the jet and the robot head explodes.Spongebob and Patrick hurt hard.)
Patrick:Uhh,what happened?
Spongebob:I'll tell you what happened,Patrick.I got carried away.
Patrick:Me too.Was it worth it?
Spongebob:No!No it wasn't.We start it out with a fun dream but turn into horrible brutal nightmare.It's a wind of time change the silvering sand t be duece into a landscape.So let us hope the wind of change to our spirits to deuce to a landscape of peace.Oh,buddy let never forget it the valuable lesson.(They hugged each other.)
Life guard :And also not forget whose gonna clean this place up?Better get started.You got a lot of work to do.(He gives Spongebob and Patrick a sweeper and a paddle.)
Patrick:I can clean up faster than you!
Spongebob:Oh,yeah?thats fast.
Patrick:No,I can!
Spongebob:No,I can!
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