Episode Transcript: The Abrasive Side

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Episode Article: The Abrasive Side

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Sandy: Operation: Acorn Smoothie is a success! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob waiting for Patrick. Mr. Krabs opens the door)

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Oh, you gotta help me! Pearl's got her heart set on the new pair of shoes! Your job is to tell her "no".

SpongeBob: But Mr. Krabs, today's my day off!

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! (SpongeBob walks inside the shoe store)

SpongeBob: Uh, Pearl, not those shoes, no.

Pearl: NO??! (starts crying)

Grandma SquarePants: SpongeBob! Call your granny. Cross the street.

SpongeBob: Grandma? Oh. Coming, Grandma!

Patrick: Oh, man! That was the best stuff I ever had! (laughs) Oh. hello, SpongeBob. Did you enjoy not going to glove world with me?

SpongeBob: Oh, Patrick I tried, how I tried. But everyone needed my help, and I...

Patrick: You need to learn to say "no". Stand up for yourself, man! You need thicker skin. Checkout mine. (rubs his finger along is tough skin and burns out) Oh, that reminds me. Can you scratch my back?

SpongeBob: Oh sure. (scratches his back with a very gross ick. Bubble-wipe to SpongeBob's house; crying) Oh, it's true, Gare bear, true.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: I'ts true that i can't stand up from my self. I'm too soft. oh, I had thicker skin! (Gary flicks through the phone book and calls a janitorial supplies company)

Abrasive SpongeBob: Ah, why don't you scram, you little free-loader. (switches back to SpongeBob, who blinks, then switches back to the abrasive side) Bottomfeeder!

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