Episode Transcript: Pet or Pests

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Dialogue

Patrick: Okay SpongeBob! It's your turn! I'm ready!

SpongeBob: Okay Patrick! Here I come! (runs and leaps over Patrick)

Patrick: Nice landing! (rolls, leaps and lands on his head and hands) Darn, I missed! SpongeBob, look out for my body! (they both fall off a mountain and land on a nest.)

SpongeBob: Patrick, maybe we should play something that involves less thinking.

Patrick: Okay.

SpongeBob: Hey! Maybe we can play a game with this ball that was buried under here!

Patrick: Ball! Let me see it! (a ball turns itself into a worm) What a weird ball.

SpongeBob: Well, who knows how long it ... AH! Mother of Neptune! Get away from me! Get away from me!

Patrick: There's nothing to be afraid of SpongeBob. It's just a little worm. See?

SpongeBob: You're right, Patrick. I'm sorry we destroyed your nest little worm. I promise it won't happen again. (the worm rubs its head on SpongeBob's hand.) Look Patrick!

Patrick: Looks like he's taking a fancy to you.

SpongeBob: Yeah. Hey! Why don't we invite Mr. Wormsley to stay at my place? At least until his nest grows back.

Patrick: That sounds delightful! (cuts to scene where SpongeBob and Patrick arrive at SpongeBob's place.)

SpongeBob: Aren't they just adorable at that age? (Squidward shuts the door.) So how many did you want? (cuts to the scene where SpongeBob rings Mrs. Puff's doorbell.)

Mrs. Puff: Yes? Oh, it's you SpongeBob. What are you um ... doing here? (giggles) Not at the teacher's most enthusiastic student isn't welcome in her house. (SpongeBob still rings the doorbell, Mrs. Puff sighs, SpongeBob looks down at the ground and lets go of the doorbell.)

SpongeBob: Good morning, Mrs. Puff.

Mrs. Puff: It almost was.

SpongeBob: Would you like a baby worm?

Mrs. Puff: A what? (screams and becomes horrified of the baby worms, and then inflates herself destroying her house)

SpongeBob: I'll just come back later Mrs. Puff, have a nice day!

Mrs Puff: (her house gets destroyed) I hate Mondays!

SpongeBob: Don't worry, little worms. I know a place we can go to find homes for every single one of you!

Mr. Krabs: Hey there little critters, come to...(one of the baby worms squirt green goo all over Mr. Krabs)

SpongeBob: Aww, he likes you!

Mr. Krabs: Get that disgusting vermin out of me resteraunt, PRONTO!

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