Episode Transcript: The Inside Job

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Characters

Plankton/Plankton's morphs
Karen
Timmy
Timmy's dad
Mr. Krabs
Squidward
Patrick
SpongeBob
Nancy (backround)
Frank
Nat Peterson
Blue Fish
Brain Gary

Locations

Chum Bucket
Krusty Krab
SpongeBob's head
SpongeBob's brain
SpongeBob's heart

Dialogue

(Plankton is watching a hamster on a hamster wheel on Karen)

Plankton: (heavy sigh) THAT'S the life. (changes the channel screen turns to two dinosaurs fighting but it turns back to Karen and Karen gets mad)

Karen: PLANKTON!

Plankton: HEY! I was watching that!

Karen: And I'm tired of watching you sit around all day. Admit it, the Chum Bucket is a total failure.

Plankton: It is not! Business is just slow.

Karen: (mocking what he just said) If you took MY advice, the Krabby Patty formula would be yours.

Plankton: (laughs) You? You're just a computer. I'M the evil genius here. (*Creek!*)

Timmy's dad: This is it, son. The Chum Bucket!

Plankton: Looks like this failure has a customeeer! (opens door) Hello. Are you lost?

Timmy's dad: Ha ha ha! No, we're not lost. I promised my boy here that I'd take him to the Chum Bucket.

Plankton: Really?

Timmy's dad: Wow! Look at that order window! It's completely covered in grim and filth!

Timmy: Cooool!

Timmy's dad: (*Inhale!*) Smell that air!

Timmy: (*Inhale!*) It makes me wanna hurl!

Timmy's dad: Ha ha ha! I think the Chum Bucket is the high point of our tour!

Plankton: Tour?

Timmy's dad: That's right! We're visiting the most disgusting places in Bikini Bottom, and so far, you're number 1! Farewell, you filthy little fellow. Whaduha say we try the city dump next?

Timmy: Oh boy! (*Slam!*)

Plankton: (*Sigh*)

Karen: So? How'd it do?

Plankton: You're right, I'm such a failure.

Karen: Aww, so do you give up?

Plankton: Yes.

Karen: You'll do what I tell you now?

Plankton: Yes.

Karen: Here's all you have to do. You want the patty recipe, then go to the man who wrote it, Eugene Krabs!

Plankton: (sarcastically) Great. Why didn't I think of that before?

Karen: With my mind-connector, you'll be able to read Krab's mind, transferring the recipe into your teeny-tiny little brain.

(more later)

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