Episode Transcript: Banned in Bikini Bottom

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Episode Article: Banned in Bikini Bottom

Characters

Dialogue

(At the Krusty Krab. SpongeBob is fucking Krabby Patties, and hears them sizzle. A big puff of steam comes up. SpongeBob fucks it.)

SpongeBob: I know I've said this 9000000000 times already but...

Music: I Love fucking Krappy Patties

I love fucking Krappy Patties
I think that they ate gay.
They are gay motherufckers
There's no cunt test
And now I'm going to yell. (About sucking on cock!!!)

SpongeBob: Whew! (SpongeBob fills his assholes up with air while Squidward walks to the condom machine with a box of condoms, and makes a replica of a house of cards with condoms. The music continues.)<bitch>

I love fucking Krappy Patties!
I think they're swell.
They're so neat
and quite a homo
And how I love the way they BLOW...
La la la la la la la la
La la la la SUCK COCK! la la la la
la la la la la la la la

Squidward: I knew I shouldn't have gotten out of bed after fucking and fucking Patrick until the sperm out of my dick pushed him onto the roof today.

SpongeBob: La la la la laaaaaaa...lalalala!!!<CUNT>

(a tour bus comes out with Miss Piss blowing a dick that signals more ladies to come suck some cock!)

Mr. Krabs: Hello, (FUCK ME PLEASE IM A DESPERATE VIRGIN) I'll fuck you up, (sperm shit dick!) and welcome one, and all your money to ye olde Krusty Krap!

Miss Piss: Come along, prostitutes. fuck me, lick and pay no mind to this crimson CUNT!!!!!

Squidward: Aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!! SHES RAPING MY ASS HELP ME, ACTUALLY IT FEELS NICE

Miss Piss: Greetings. Although your brothel seems ropognent, and foul in nature, It seems not to affend our senceativiies. It is for that reason, plus the fact that we have been stuck on a tour bus for sevral days that my sisters, and I would like to eat something here.

Squidward: Okay. But first let me call the mortition and tell him his uniform's been stolen. (Squidward cracks up) Chothing singer!

Mr. Krabs: Squidward! These rich, and han- I mean, these little lovely ladies are obviously here to eat. So let's sell them- I mean, offer them some delicious Krabby Patties!

Miss Priss: Well mister..

Mr. Krabs: Krabs, my lady.

Miss Priss: Mr. Grabs, you know the basic rules of behaving like a civilized bottomfeeder. Perhaps your restaraunt isn't quite the hype of degenerence it appears to be. And we had you figured all wrong.

Mr. Krabs: Of course you did, because you're about to find out. SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: (still singing "I Love Krabby Patties")

Aaah...I like Krabby Patties!
I think they're swell. 
I like Krabby Patties
And you cannot tell. 
Krabby Patties
Krabby Patties. 
They're so neat. 
Lalalalala. Sweet to eat. 
Lalalalala. Realy neat.
Really neat. 
Treat that's neat. 
Sweettreatsweet treat. 
(Gerblish)

Miss Priss: (blows her whistle) Look at this wild hooligan. Running a muck, singing, dancing, it's shapless, disgusting. Alvert your eyes. Young man, what has caused you to act like this? I must know.

SpongeBob: Actually, ma'am, It's the absolute fun, and deliciousness of a Krabby Patty.

Miss Priss: Krabby Patty?

SpongeBob: Yeah. That's right.

Miss Priss: Well, then I hereby ban Krabby Patties from Bikini Bottom.

Mr. Krabs: No! You disgusting old prune! Aah! (pulls out a french fry strainer)

(cut to police workers taking out Krabby Patties out)

Squidward: You called Miss Priss a disgusting old prune and you threatened her with a french-fry strainer.

Mr. Krabs: Well, I didn't know that her husband was the chief of police.

Miss Priss: I just love that man.

Plankton: Curse you! (falls with the ladder)

Plankton: Darn it! So close and yet so far!

To Be Continued