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Episode Transcript: No Hat for Pat
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Episode Article: No Hat for Pat
Characters
- SpongeBob
- Patrick (The Falling Fool)
- Mr. Krabs
- Squidward
- Nat Peterson
- Harold
- Shubie
- Billy (Teenager)
- Fred (Blue version)
- The Pink Fish
- Tom
- Tourists
Dialogue
Patrick: He is snoring and drooling, sleeping in front of SpongeBob's house. Then, SpongeBob pushes on the door, but it goes back)
SpongeBob: Oh! (he keeps on pushing and grunting, and finally he sees Patrick sleeping there. Patrick (shuts the door long enough for Patrick's head to fall down. Patrick moans). What are you doin' out here, silly? (Patrick rubs his head)
Patrick: I'm waiting for you... (gets up like a dog) ... so we can play the day away! (squints his eyes at SpongeBob's work hat on his head) Oh, barnacles! (he gets up like a real person) You're wearin' that dumb hat again! (SpongeBob looks up at it) Every time you wear that stupid thing, you're--you're gone for the whole day!
SpongeBob: That's because (he puts his hands around it) this is my work hat, Patrick. I have to wear it when I go to work.
Patrick: Well, why don't you just take it off so you don't have to go to work today? (puts hands together. SpongeBob laughs and puts his hand on Patrick's arm)
SpongeBob: I'm afraid it doesn't work that way, buddy.(Patrick angers)
Patrick: I hate that hat! (he takes it off SpongeBob's head, and throws it, which twirls around and lands on SpongeBob's hand, like a boomerang. SpongeBob laughs). Fine! Have it your way, hat! (the entrance to Squidward's house opens, and Squidward comes out). Looks like Squidward has time to play. Hey, Squidward! (Squidward puts on his work hat, too).
Squidward: What?
Patrick: Oh, no! He's got the hat, too!
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Patrick: I want a hat, too!
(SpongeBob went to Krusty Krab)
Patrick: (He is alone in Conch Street) I will get a hat, and a job!
(Scene cuts to the Krusty Krab.)
(A kid uses ketchup. Tourists walked away the Krusty Krab.)
Mr. Krabs: What are you doing here? (points Patrick)
Patrick: I want a job.
Mr. Krabs: You will hold this.
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