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Episode Transcript: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?
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Mr Krabs: (playing with his dollars when he is interrupted by Spongebob's screaming) What the barnacles is going on? | Mr Krabs: (playing with his dollars when he is interrupted by Spongebob's screaming) What the barnacles is going on? | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob: Mr Krabs! (Spongebob slides and hits Mr Krabs and Mr Krabs falls in where Spongebob cooks his fries then gets out immediately) Mr Krabs are you ok? | |
Mr Krabs: Am fine as long as me money's ok (Spongebob and Mr Krabs notice both dollars in where the fries are cooked) | Mr Krabs: Am fine as long as me money's ok (Spongebob and Mr Krabs notice both dollars in where the fries are cooked) | ||
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Mr Dollar: (to Miss Dollar) Although we know each other a short time i want you to know... i love you (Both dollars disintegrate as they cry. Spongebob laughs nervously) | Mr Dollar: (to Miss Dollar) Although we know each other a short time i want you to know... i love you (Both dollars disintegrate as they cry. Spongebob laughs nervously) | ||
| − | Mr Krabs: (kicks out | + | Mr Krabs: (kicks out SpongeBob) If i were you i d' get as far away from me as possible Idiot Boy! (Spongebob is shocked) |
| − | Spongebob: I guess that's it then. If Mr Krabs is calling me idiot boy it must be true. I know what must be done! (Spongebob starts crying his tears create a river that leads him to his house)(sighs) | + | Spongebob: I guess that's it then. If Mr Krabs is calling me idiot boy it must be true. I know what must be done! (Spongebob starts crying his tears create a river that leads him to his house)(sighs)I |
| − | + | somehow managed to make everyone mad at me. At least you still like me right, Gary? | |
Gary:(we see Gary putting a bange on his back and he hisses at spongebob) | Gary:(we see Gary putting a bange on his back and he hisses at spongebob) | ||
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SpongeBob:(sighs)I'll miss you two, buddy(walks away the year supply of snail food that is left for gary)There's a year supply of snailfood for you.(walks out of his house and turns around)Good-bye pineapple. (the chimmey blows spongebob up in the sky)Good bye Squidward. Good bye Patrick. Good bye Sandy. Good bye Bikini Bottom. Good bye old life as I know. (He landed on the road next to the sign) | SpongeBob:(sighs)I'll miss you two, buddy(walks away the year supply of snail food that is left for gary)There's a year supply of snailfood for you.(walks out of his house and turns around)Good-bye pineapple. (the chimmey blows spongebob up in the sky)Good bye Squidward. Good bye Patrick. Good bye Sandy. Good bye Bikini Bottom. Good bye old life as I know. (He landed on the road next to the sign) | ||
Welcome to Bikini Bottom Population 538 (crosses out the 8 with a clalk and puts a one next to it) minus one.(he leaves bikini bottom down the road) idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, | Welcome to Bikini Bottom Population 538 (crosses out the 8 with a clalk and puts a one next to it) minus one.(he leaves bikini bottom down the road) idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, | ||
| − | idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot...(that night spongebob heard a noise every noise he saw a man | + | idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot...(that night spongebob heard a noise every noise he saw a man with a changball scares SpongeBob and SpongeBob runs for his life but falls on the cliff upside down causing him to boink his head by a bunch of rocks until he reaches the bottom of the cliff now he's got a long bump on his head)Oooh boy that's kind of rough.(the things that spongebob packed hits him on a boinked head and Spongebob fainted. Cut to Patrick who is knocking on the door and drinking milkshake) |
Sandy: Patrick, where's SpongeBob? | Sandy: Patrick, where's SpongeBob? | ||
| − | Patrick: I don't know. I | + | Patrick: I don't know. I 've been knocking on his door for three hours. I need his hot sauce for my milkshake. (Drinks his milkshake) |
| − | Sandy: We ain't got | + | Sandy: We ain't got time for that. HI-YAH!(Brushes through the door) |
Huge fat Gary: Mrloooow. | Huge fat Gary: Mrloooow. | ||
| − | Sandy: Gary? Where are you little guy? ( | + | Sandy: Gary? Where are you little guy? (Searches for Gary) |
Huge fat Gary: Mrloooow. | Huge fat Gary: Mrloooow. | ||
| − | Sandy: Gary?! Gary?!(Bumps some of Gary's snail slime on his bottom zooms out to see that Gary is now extrmemiy huge and fat) | + | Sandy: Gary?! Gary?!(Bumps on some of Gary's snail slime on his bottom zooms out to see that Gary is now extrmemiy huge and fat) |
Huge fat Gary: Mrloow. | Huge fat Gary: Mrloow. | ||
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Huge fat Gary: Mrlooooooowrooowroowrooow.(Sandy sees a note on Gary's foodbowl) | Huge fat Gary: Mrlooooooowrooowroowrooow.(Sandy sees a note on Gary's foodbowl) | ||
| − | Sandy:A note.(picks up the note and reads it)To whom what it may concern if you found this letter that means gary's foodbowl is empty that it needs to be refilled. It also means that | + | Sandy:A note.(picks up the note and reads it)To whom what it may concern if you found this letter that means gary's foodbowl is empty that it needs to be refilled. It also means that it's been aproximately one year since i've split town and no-one's noticed 'til now No one needs to worry, I won't bother anyone again. sincerely, SpongeBob. A.K.A. Idiot boy.(Patrick and Sandy look at each other sadly) |
| − | (Cut to SpongeBob when the villagers | + | (Cut to SpongeBob when the villagers wake him up) |
Villager man: I could use this. | Villager man: I could use this. | ||
| − | Villager woman: Yeah | + | Villager woman: Yeah and i could use these. |
| − | SpongeBob: Hello there | + | SpongeBob: Hello there ( the villagers gasp) What's going on? |
| − | + | Villager man: Oh, We thought you were taking a dirt nap but we organised your clothes for you...SpongeBob. | |
| − | + | SpongeBob:(looks behind then turns around to the villagers)Are you talking to me? | |
| − | + | Villager man: Isn't this your name? (Shows SpongeBob identity) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I don't know is it? | |
| − | + | Villager man: You don't know your name? | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: All i know is that i hit my head on some rocks! Now i can't seem to remember anything. (The villagers wink at each other) | |
| − | + | Villager man: Err well then i ll remind you that these are not your clothes and your name isn't SpongeBob it's umm it's CheeseHead BrownPants. Ha ha! That's it! | |
| − | ( | + | SpongeBob: CheeseHead huh? (checks his pockets) Wait a minute what's this? (shows a bubble bottle) |
| − | + | (The villagers scream and run away) | |
| − | + | SpongeBob: I wonder what got into them? (Spotted the town called New Kelp City the scene cuts to a "BREAKING NEWS") | |
| − | + | Perch Perkins: We interrupt this program for an important announcement (cut to perch perkins live in bikini bottom where a crowd of people are panicking)Bikini Bottom is literally in total chaos tonight ( a muscular guy pushes Perch) | |
| − | + | Muscular Guy: LITERALLY! (Runs off) | |
| − | + | Perch Perkins: (gets himseif up weakly with one black eye)We now go live with the news chopper seven what's up? (faded from a thud) | |
| − | + | News chopper:(We see someone flying in a helicopter)Not looking too good out here Perch. The Krusty Krab is about to come apart of the henjings. | |
| + | Customers are in a rage over not getting their krabby patties. | ||
| − | + | Mr. Krabs:(comes running to squidward) Squidward, where the barnacles is SpongeBob this place is going down the toilet patties need flipping! | |
| − | + | Squidward: If i knew do you think i 'd be standing here getting yelled at by a bunch of morons? | |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: Don't talk that to your superior officer you. | |
| − | + | (Both start arguing) | |
| − | Sandy: Squidward! Mr. krabs! Y'all seen SpongeBob | + | Sandy: Squidward! Mr. krabs! Y'all seen SpongeBob? |
| − | Squidward: | + | Squidward: I think we just went through this... |
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: What he means to say it's no we haven't |
| − | Sandy: Well, | + | Sandy: Well, apparrently he left bikini bottom and he aint coming back. (Hands Mr.Krabs a note) |
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| + | Mr. Krabs: Let me see that (begins to read)uh To whom that may concern if you found this letter that mean (muttering...) sincerly... AKA? AKA? Idiot boy? IDIOT BOY?! It is SpongeBob! What am I gonna do without me fry cook? | ||
| − | + | Patrick: What am I gonna do without my best friend? I should never have been mean to you (starts to cry) | |
| − | + | Sandy: I should have never kicked you out of my house! (starts to cry her helmelt fills up with tears) | |
| − | + | Squidward: (sad face) If i knew that was the last time i 've seen SpongeBob... (excited) i would have slammed the door in his face even harder! (starts laughing) | |
| − | Squidward | + | (The three but Squidward are very sad Mr.Krabs pushes the customers out of the krusty krab) |
| − | + | Mr. Krabs: All right, all right group meaning. Everybody out! The Krusty Krab's closed until further notice! (closes the doors) Now... (the four gather around)How do you suppose we find my money-making employee? | |
| − | + | (Cut to SpongeBob in the streets of New Kelp City) | |
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| + | SpongeBob: Whoo i live in a dump! (bumps on a man) | ||
| + | |||
| + | Man: Hey watch where yer stepping | ||
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| + | SpongeBob: Sorry sir i was just... | ||
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| + | Man: i know what you was doing you was doing the old "bump into the sucker and reach into his pockets and take his change routine" but it aint gonna work this time. You want money? Get a job you deadbeat! | ||
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| + | SpongeBob: I am a jobless deadbeat? | ||
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Episode Article: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?
Characters
- SpongeBob (CheeseHead BrownPants)
- Patrick
- Gary
- Squidward
- Sandy
- Mr. Krabs
- Bubble Poppin' Boys
- Perch Perkins
- Nat
- Old Man Jenkins
- Shubie
- Mailman
- Help Wanted Lady
- Scottish couple
- Former Mayor of New Kelp City
- Citizens of New Kelp City
- Bob
Dialogue
SpongeBob: (frantically jumps out of bed) Good morning, Gary! Good morning, Mister Mailman!
Mailman: Morning, SpongeBob. Ah, it is a good morning, isn't it. (The Mailman crashes into a truck on his bicycle and flies across the sky) AAAHHH!
SpongeBob: Isn't life great, Gary? Oh, what a beautiful day. I have the best friends...
Squidward: Ah, stay away! Oh, another SpongeBob nightmare.
SpongeBob: The best job...
Mr. Krabs: He's already 10 seconds late. I'm doubting he's not paying for this.
SpongeBob: And of course the bestest pet.
Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob squeezes Gary in a hug and Gary's shell breaks and SpongeBob runs out of his house and runs into Patrick)
SpongeBob: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!
Patrick: Hi SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick! How goes it?
Patrick: Well, it was great until you showed up (Turns around and shows a cake splattered on his belly).
SpongeBob: What's that?
Patrick: Oh, just a birthday cake for my mom that I spent all day baking. Idiot Boy!
SpongeBob: Oh, that's the first time someone's called me that. Wait, I know who will enjoy my company. (SpongeBob goes to the door of Squidward's house)
SpongeBob: Squidward!
Squidward: Don't you ever wake me up from my beauty sleep. Do you understand? Idiot Boy! (Cut To The Treedome And sandy inventing a robot)
Sandy: It's all done! my greatest invention yet! (The robot starts to dance)
Spongebob: Sandy! What a new robot! (Spongebob trips on a log and some of the water in his tank goes on Sandy's robot)
Sandy: NOOOOOOOO!! (Sandy's robot blows up)
Spongebob: Let me explain. You see... i was passing by the tree and i thought it d' be funny if i gave you a surprise.
Sandy: Oh you gave me a surprise alright. LOOK AT THE SURPRISE I GOT! (shows the destroyed robot) Get out of here! Idiot boy!
Spongebob: I guess that means there's only one place left to go. A place where i am wanted wherever they like it or not! (Cut to the Krusty Krab) Spongebob Workpants reporting for duty Mr Krabs.
Mr Krabs: Hurry up and get in there boy! Patties need flipping.
Spongebob: No Worries Captain! (Spongebob trips on some frying pans) Oops well all in a days work. Now back to doing what i do best! No way i can mess this up... (Spongebob slides in a puddle of water and he starts screaming)
Mr Krabs: (playing with his dollars when he is interrupted by Spongebob's screaming) What the barnacles is going on?
SpongeBob: Mr Krabs! (Spongebob slides and hits Mr Krabs and Mr Krabs falls in where Spongebob cooks his fries then gets out immediately) Mr Krabs are you ok?
Mr Krabs: Am fine as long as me money's ok (Spongebob and Mr Krabs notice both dollars in where the fries are cooked)
Mr Dollar: (to Miss Dollar) Although we know each other a short time i want you to know... i love you (Both dollars disintegrate as they cry. Spongebob laughs nervously)
Mr Krabs: (kicks out SpongeBob) If i were you i d' get as far away from me as possible Idiot Boy! (Spongebob is shocked)
Spongebob: I guess that's it then. If Mr Krabs is calling me idiot boy it must be true. I know what must be done! (Spongebob starts crying his tears create a river that leads him to his house)(sighs)I somehow managed to make everyone mad at me. At least you still like me right, Gary?
Gary:(we see Gary putting a bange on his back and he hisses at spongebob)
SpongeBob:(sighs)I'll miss you two, buddy(walks away the year supply of snail food that is left for gary)There's a year supply of snailfood for you.(walks out of his house and turns around)Good-bye pineapple. (the chimmey blows spongebob up in the sky)Good bye Squidward. Good bye Patrick. Good bye Sandy. Good bye Bikini Bottom. Good bye old life as I know. (He landed on the road next to the sign) Welcome to Bikini Bottom Population 538 (crosses out the 8 with a clalk and puts a one next to it) minus one.(he leaves bikini bottom down the road) idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot boy, idiot...(that night spongebob heard a noise every noise he saw a man with a changball scares SpongeBob and SpongeBob runs for his life but falls on the cliff upside down causing him to boink his head by a bunch of rocks until he reaches the bottom of the cliff now he's got a long bump on his head)Oooh boy that's kind of rough.(the things that spongebob packed hits him on a boinked head and Spongebob fainted. Cut to Patrick who is knocking on the door and drinking milkshake)
Sandy: Patrick, where's SpongeBob?
Patrick: I don't know. I 've been knocking on his door for three hours. I need his hot sauce for my milkshake. (Drinks his milkshake)
Sandy: We ain't got time for that. HI-YAH!(Brushes through the door)
Huge fat Gary: Mrloooow.
Sandy: Gary? Where are you little guy? (Searches for Gary)
Huge fat Gary: Mrloooow.
Sandy: Gary?! Gary?!(Bumps on some of Gary's snail slime on his bottom zooms out to see that Gary is now extrmemiy huge and fat)
Huge fat Gary: Mrloow.
Sandy: Gary! what happened to you?
Huge fat Gary: Mrlooooooowrooowroowrooow.(Sandy sees a note on Gary's foodbowl)
Sandy:A note.(picks up the note and reads it)To whom what it may concern if you found this letter that means gary's foodbowl is empty that it needs to be refilled. It also means that it's been aproximately one year since i've split town and no-one's noticed 'til now No one needs to worry, I won't bother anyone again. sincerely, SpongeBob. A.K.A. Idiot boy.(Patrick and Sandy look at each other sadly)
(Cut to SpongeBob when the villagers wake him up)
Villager man: I could use this.
Villager woman: Yeah and i could use these.
SpongeBob: Hello there ( the villagers gasp) What's going on?
Villager man: Oh, We thought you were taking a dirt nap but we organised your clothes for you...SpongeBob.
SpongeBob:(looks behind then turns around to the villagers)Are you talking to me?
Villager man: Isn't this your name? (Shows SpongeBob identity)
SpongeBob: I don't know is it?
Villager man: You don't know your name?
SpongeBob: All i know is that i hit my head on some rocks! Now i can't seem to remember anything. (The villagers wink at each other)
Villager man: Err well then i ll remind you that these are not your clothes and your name isn't SpongeBob it's umm it's CheeseHead BrownPants. Ha ha! That's it!
SpongeBob: CheeseHead huh? (checks his pockets) Wait a minute what's this? (shows a bubble bottle)
(The villagers scream and run away)
SpongeBob: I wonder what got into them? (Spotted the town called New Kelp City the scene cuts to a "BREAKING NEWS")
Perch Perkins: We interrupt this program for an important announcement (cut to perch perkins live in bikini bottom where a crowd of people are panicking)Bikini Bottom is literally in total chaos tonight ( a muscular guy pushes Perch)
Muscular Guy: LITERALLY! (Runs off)
Perch Perkins: (gets himseif up weakly with one black eye)We now go live with the news chopper seven what's up? (faded from a thud)
News chopper:(We see someone flying in a helicopter)Not looking too good out here Perch. The Krusty Krab is about to come apart of the henjings. Customers are in a rage over not getting their krabby patties.
Mr. Krabs:(comes running to squidward) Squidward, where the barnacles is SpongeBob this place is going down the toilet patties need flipping!
Squidward: If i knew do you think i 'd be standing here getting yelled at by a bunch of morons?
Mr. Krabs: Don't talk that to your superior officer you.
(Both start arguing)
Sandy: Squidward! Mr. krabs! Y'all seen SpongeBob?
Squidward: I think we just went through this...
Mr. Krabs: What he means to say it's no we haven't
Sandy: Well, apparrently he left bikini bottom and he aint coming back. (Hands Mr.Krabs a note)
Mr. Krabs: Let me see that (begins to read)uh To whom that may concern if you found this letter that mean (muttering...) sincerly... AKA? AKA? Idiot boy? IDIOT BOY?! It is SpongeBob! What am I gonna do without me fry cook?
Patrick: What am I gonna do without my best friend? I should never have been mean to you (starts to cry)
Sandy: I should have never kicked you out of my house! (starts to cry her helmelt fills up with tears)
Squidward: (sad face) If i knew that was the last time i 've seen SpongeBob... (excited) i would have slammed the door in his face even harder! (starts laughing)
(The three but Squidward are very sad Mr.Krabs pushes the customers out of the krusty krab)
Mr. Krabs: All right, all right group meaning. Everybody out! The Krusty Krab's closed until further notice! (closes the doors) Now... (the four gather around)How do you suppose we find my money-making employee?
(Cut to SpongeBob in the streets of New Kelp City)
SpongeBob: Whoo i live in a dump! (bumps on a man)
Man: Hey watch where yer stepping
SpongeBob: Sorry sir i was just...
Man: i know what you was doing you was doing the old "bump into the sucker and reach into his pockets and take his change routine" but it aint gonna work this time. You want money? Get a job you deadbeat!
SpongeBob: I am a jobless deadbeat?
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