Episode Transcript: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?

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Episode Article: What Ever Happened to SpongeBob?

Characters

• SpongeBob (CheeseHead BrownPants)
• Patrick
• Gary
• Squidward
• Sandy
• Mr. Krabs
• Bubble Poppin' Boys
• Perch Perkins
• Nat
• Old Man Jenkins
• Shubie
• Mailman
• Help Wanted Lady
• Scottish couple
• Former Mayor of New Kelp City
• Citizens of New Kelp City
• Bob

Dialogue

SpongeBob: (frantically jumps out of bed) Good morning, Gary! Good morning, Mister Mailman!

Mailman: Morning, SpongeBob. Ah, it is a good morning, isn't it. (The Mailman crashes into a truck on his bicycle)

SpongeBob: Isn't life great, Gary? Oh, what a beautiful day. I have the best friends...

Squidward: Ah, stay away! Oh, another SpongeBob nightmare.

SpongeBob: The best job...

Mr. Krabs: He's already 10 seconds late. I'm doubting he's not paying for this.

SpongeBob: And of course the bestest pet.

Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob squeezes Gary in a hug and Gary's shell breaks and SpongeBob runs out of his house and runs into Patrick)

SpongeBob: I'm sorry, I'm sorry!

Patrick: Hi SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick! How goes it?

Patrick: Well, it was great until you showed up (Turns around and shows a cake splattered on his belly).

SpongeBob: What's that?

Patrick: Oh, just a birthday cake for my mom that I spent all day baking. Idiot Boy!

SpongeBob: Oh, that's the first time someone's called me that. Wait, I know who will enjoy my company. (SpongeBob goes to the door of Squidward's house)

SpongeBob: Squidward!

Squidward: Don't you ever wake me up from my beauty sleep. Do you understand? Idiot Boy! (Cut To The Treedome And sandy inventing a robot)

Sandy: It's all done! my greatest invention yet! (The robot starts to dance)

Spongebob: Sandy! What a new robot! (Spongebob trips on a log and some of the water in his tank goes on Sandy's robot)

Sandy: NOOOOOOOO!! (Sandy's robot blows up)

Spongebob: Let me explain. You see... i was passing by the tree and i thought it d' be funny if i gave you a surprise.

Sandy: Oh you gave me a surprise alright. LOOK AT THE SURPRISE I GOT! (shows the destroyed robot) Get out of here! Idiot boy!

Spongebob: I guess that means there's only one place left to go. A place where i am wanted wherever they like it or not! (Cut to the Krusty Crab) Spongebob Workpants reporting for duty Mr Krabs.

Mr Krabs: Hurry up and get in there boy! Patties need flipping.

Spongebob: No Worries Captain! (Spongebob trips on some frying pans) Oops well all in a days work. Now back to doing what i do best! No way i can mess this up... (Spongebob slides in a puddle of water and he starts screaming)

Mr Krabs: (playing with his dollars when he is interrupted by Spongebob's screaming) What the barnacles is going on?

Spongebob: Mr Krabs! (Spongebob slides and hits Mr Krabs and Mr Krabs falls in where Spongebob cooks his fries then gets out immediately) Mr Krabs are you ok?

Mr Krabs: Am fine as long as me money's ok (Spongebob and Mr Krabs notice both dollars in where the fries are cooked)

Mr Dollar: (to Miss Dollar) Although we know each other a short time i want you to know... i love you (Both dollars disintegrate as they cry. Spongebob laughs nervously)

Mr Krabs: (kicks out Spongebob) If i were you i d' get as far away from me as possible Idiot Boy! (Spongebob is shocked)

Spongebob: I guess that's it then. If Mr Krabs is calling me idiot boy it must be true. I know what must be done! (Spongebob starts crying his tears create a river that leads him to his house)