Episode Transcript: SpongeHenge

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Episode Article: SpongeHenge

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Mr. Krabs
• Moon
• Weather Man
• Perch Perkins
• Patrick
• The 3 Aliens
• Other Bikini Bottomites

Dialogue

Wind blows wildly

Fish #1: Neptune's turned up quite a gale tonight. He must be mad about something.

Fish #2: Ha Ha Ha Ha. That's silly. Everyone knows Poseidon is the ruler of the undersea.

(Bag if goolosh blows out of fish 2's hands)

Fish #2: Oh. My leftovers.

Fish #1: NOOOOOOOO!!! (sobs) Why, Dear Neptune?

(SpongeBob snores. bag of goulash breaks through the window, and lands on SpongeBob's face)

SpongeBob: Mmmm-hmmmm. Goulash. (SpongeBob opens window) HEY OUT THERE! YOU DROPPED YOUR GOULASH! HELLOOO?

(wind makes music through SpongeBob's pores)

SpongeBob: My pores are whistling in the wind. (SpongeBob jumps outside. SpongeBob makes music, and laughs.)

(Jellyfish comes to SpongeBob.)

SpongeBob: Hahahahaha! That tickles!

(Jellyfish Buzzes To Music.)

SpongeBob: Awwww. The little critter likes my wistling pores.

(Jellyfish goes into SpongeBob's head.)

SpongeBob: (laughs uncontrollably.) THAT TICKLES! (laughs uncontrollably.)

Moon: My Shift's over.

Sun: Time for work, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: All right, Jelly, out you go. It's been a lot of fun but I gotta get to work.

(Jelly follows)

SpongeBob: Quite a wind this morning, eh Jelly. (wind blows SpongeBob away) WHOOOAAA!!!!! (more jellyfish come.)

SpongeBob: Hey, Sparky, can you tell your friends I can't play right now? (SpongeBob lands back in bed.)

SpongeBob: OH!!! I'M GOING TO BE LATE!! (SpongeBob runs out the door. Jellyfish pick him up.)

SpongeBob: I told you I don't have time to play right now! (SpongeBob gets blown back.)

SpongeBob: I HAVE NOT BEEN LATE IN MY CAREER AS A FRY COOK. AND I'M NOT GOING TO START TODAY! (SpongeBob gets slung out of his home and back.)

Jellyfish: HAHAHA

(Door closes on SpongeBob's hands. SpongeBob screams.)

SpongeBob: I gotta call for some help.

(SpongeBob calls The Krusty Krab)

(Mr. Krabs reels SpongeBob in with a fishing rod.

Mr Krabs: There he is. Ready for work. Quit wining boy and start flipping those patties.

SpongeBob: Aye aye sir.

(Jellyfish find SpongeBob, and blow him to Patrick's rock)

Weatherman: The weather situation is much worse across the country.

TV Reporter: And it looks like these winds aren't going to stop any time soon. (TV reporter gets blown away.)

Patrick: Ha ha ha ha. Fishy go bye-bye. (drinks beverage)

Fish #3: And that's the way it is in your world today.

(Patrick throws ice cream cone at TV.)

Patrick: BORING! I don't want to watch any of this boring stuff. I wanna watch something decent like-

SpongeBob: Patrick, I don't have any time. I gotta hide from these jellyfish.

Patrick: What jellyfish?

SpongeBob: Ever since the wind started, a sound blows through my holes that jellyfish seem to love.

Jellyfish find SpongeBob

Patrick: Hey fellow. (Jellyfish stings Patrick) OWWW! SPONGEBOB, GET OUT OF HERE!!!!! (Jellyfish blow him away) I'M SORRY, SPONGEBOB. BUT YOU HAVE BECOME A NEGATIVE INFLUENCE!

SpongeBob: Hahahaha! At least the wind stopped. (Jellyfish sting SpongeBob. SpongeBob hides in cave)

SpongeBob: I think I lost them. Well I guess I'll just stay here where it's safe...and quiet...and dark. Don't worry, I'll just stay here for a second. Behind these rocks. These sedentary, lifeless rocks.

Narrator: LATER

SpongeBob: Hey, buddy. Just thought I'd spruce you up a bit. What's that. Oh well guess what? You're my best friend too. Mmm-hmmm. Come on, Let's have some fun. Look buddy, mmmmmmmmm. Dinner's ready. Let's have some tea. Do you want some sugar, buddy? One lump, or two? Oh, you can have it all. I feel comfortable around you. (rocks crumble in mouth) Can I confess something? Cause I know you’ll understand. I have this-problem. I seem to attract-JELLYFISH! HAHAHAHA! How do you work that out? hmmmmm

(SpongeBob stone stays still)

SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah. I'm in a lost to. OH BARNACLES. I'M GONNA BE STUCK IN THIS CAVE FOREVER!! (sighs)

(SpongeBob stone whistle to music with his pores.)

SpongeBob: Of course, buddy. Brilliant idea!!!

(SpongeBob takes stone outside)

SpongeBob: Let's see what happens this time.

(Jellyfish come)

SpongeBob: Whoooaaa, here they come! Go Get em, buddy!!!

(Jellyfish hate music, and buzz over to SpongeBob)

SpongeBob: Hey guys. What do you think about my little friend's song?

(SpongeBob stone plays foul notes)

SpongeBob: Is there something wrong?

(Jellyfish sting SpongeBob. SpongeBob runs back to cave.)

SpongeBob: Hmmmmm. I crafted one stone SpongeBob that provided a note in a foul key. But if I crafted another, the dimension of the hollow center multiplied by the number of holes, may offer another tune. One that could soothe those jellyfish. But which one is the right size?! Hmm. I'll just have to make a bunch of them.

(SpongeBob makes the eight musical stones)

SpongeBob: All right. That ougta do her.

(SpongeBob stones sig the right notes)

SpongeBob: WOW. It actually worked.....Ah. They're finally leaving me alone. I can go back to work now! (laughs) Krusty Krab, Here I Come!!!

(SpongeBob stops running)

SpongeBob: How long was I gone?!

(SpongeBob finds Krusty Krab buried in sand)

SpongeBob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Narrator: 3,000 YEARS LATER

The Three aliens float down to the SpongeBob Stones

Alien: To this day, no one knows why these mysterious statues were created or by whom. All we know is that the genius of their design has caused the annual migration of jellyfish to their wondrous tune.