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(Plankton zips the zipper of a seed of a Krabby Patty and coughs)

Plankton: All the way from the bakery. But it will all be worth it when I finally get the Krabby Patty. (SpongeBob enters the kitchen singing) Here we go... (SpongeBob takes the buns and get out of kitchen, walking past by Squidward, with a Krabby Patty in which goes Plankton) Perfect, it goings to the front door, now it's time to do my exit. (SpongeBob arrives to Sandy's table)

SpongeBob: Here you go Sandy, a special Krabby Patty for a special friend.

Sandy: Why, thanks SpongeBob. I sure am obliged. I love these things, but it's always a little tricky eating one. Pardon me. (unzips her spacesuit and slips the patty in)

Plankton: Oh no! (jumps out of the seed. nSandy starts sloppily eating the Krabby Patty) Eeeew! (chokes) No water! Can't breathe! (passes out. Later at the Treedome, Sandy enters the bathroom and takes off her spacesuit. She turns on shower)

Sandy: Time to take this stinky thing off! (turns pink) Boy, this thing stinks. (hangs it up, gets back in shower and she starts singing. Water hits Plankton, who becomes conscious; singing) Scrub ba da ba doo.... (Plankton watches Sandy wash herself)

Plankton: What in Neptune's ocean is that repulsive thing?!

Sandy: (unaware) Mm-mmm! Nothing like a hot shower to make a squirrel feel like a new woman!

Plankton: Sandy Cheeks? But where's her fur? (sees fur hanging) Wow. Hey! I think I figured out a way to get the Krabby Patty secret formula!

Sandy: (still singing) Scrub ba doo dee.. no fleas on me... (Plankton takes the pelt and helmet and locks Sandy in)

Plankton: Hope you like long showers, squirrel! (at the Chum Bucket)

Karen: (sees pelt) What is that? Was there an accident?

Plankton: The ticket to the Krabby Patty formula!

Karen: Oh no. You can't be serious.

Plankton: As serious as a shark attack. (at the Treedome)

Sandy: (screams, turns off shower, wraps towel around waist) Now to wring out my stinky, stinky fur coat! (notices empty hook) What in tarnation?! M-maybe I left it outside! (door refuses to open. Kicks door off its hinges) Some low-life varmint took my things and broke into my home! MY HOME! I'm gonna get that son of a guitar-stringer! (puts coffee pot over head as makeshift helmet. At the Chum Bucket, Plankton is inside the pelt's mouth, controlling it)

Plankton: Wish me luck, Karen!

Karen: Repulsive.

Plankton: This is gonna work like a charm.

Mr. Krabs: I'm putting the secret Krabby Patty Formula out in plain slight. Yeah... Anyway, I'm gonna leave it out here while I clean out the safe. Don't let it out of your sight, boyo.

SpongeBob: You can always count on me, Mr. K.

Sandy: That no good who nabbed my pelt surely came here, obviously for the Bikini Bottom black market. (steps up to Harold) You there! Did you see someone dragging a fur pelt?

Harold: Look! A naked chipmunk!

Sandy: Chipmunk?!

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