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Episode Transcript: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea
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Episode Article: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea
Characters
- SpongeBob
- Patrick
- Plankton
- Sea Monster
- Mr. Krabs
- Squidward
- Plankton's customers
- Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick's customers
- Jack M. Crazyfish
Dialogue
SpongeBob: Breaker, breaker auto perimeter clear. Over.
Patrick: Robert, Robert...uhh...Ronald.
SpongeBob: Are you sure your not trying to say Rodger?
Patrick: Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...
SpongeBob: Patrick, we have visual contact.
Patrick: SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My ears aren't what they used to be.
SpongeBob: Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground over there.
Patrick: Yeah, dark.
SpongeBob: There has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir.
Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. Mr. Krabs:So long,boys.Make me lots of money! SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. (Dreamily) Bye, Squidward.
Patrick: You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.
SpongeBob: I like Squidward.
Plankton: Here comes my first customer. Hello, little boy. Would you like a chumburger?
Boy: Do they come in raspberry?
Plankton: No.
Boy: Blueberry?
Plankton: No.
Boy: Uhhhhhhhhh...raspberry?
Plankton: Come on, kid. You asked that already. Now quit wasting my time!
Lady Fish: You can't talk to my son like that. Just who do you think you are?
Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.
Man Fish: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?
Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.
Grandma: You can't talk about my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.
Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma.
Grandma: You're probably right.
Plankton: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. (They start throwing rocks) What the?
Man Fish: Look. The rocks are all gone. (Plankton smiles)
(cut to SpongeBob and Patrick back in the abyss)
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: Who's that?
SpongeBob: He looks dark and depressing. Would you like anything?
Sea Monster: Who you calling dark and depressing?
Patrick: Order..uh...up.
Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me.
SpongeBob: It's not just a sandwich. It's a...Chumwich.
Plankton: Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies.
Mr. Krabs: I don't care about that. Just tell me about the money.
To Be Continued
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