Marathon Transcript: The Best Day Ever Marathon

Marathon Article: The Best Day Ever Marathon

Transcript

Original Nickelodeon Broadcast

Patchy: Oh! Ahoy there! I'm Patchy the Pirate, and I'm welcoming you to the Best Day Ever! For the next 24 hours, we are gonna be counting down the 100 greatest episodes of SpongeBob that you voted for on Nick.com! And at the end of the countdown, we will bring a brand new SpongeBob episode called, you guessed it, SpongeBob's Best Day Ever! Followed by the network premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie at 8. There's Plankton, Neptune's Crown, the future of Bikini Bottom, and David Hasselhoff baby! The perfect way to end a perfect day! And to celebrate, I'm taking me around the world! The best day ever! It will be off the hook! Let's get this countdown started! Here's your episode number 100 called Procrastination! That's the one, where SpongeBob has his crazy dream, and his clothes talk to him and help him finish a writing assignment-oh, just watch!

(the countdown begins with Procrastination and moves on to Hall Monitor)

Patchy: Hi, I'm Patchy in Egypt! Here's your pick for number 98 Clams! Watch Mr. Krabs go head-to-head with a giant clam! How puffy did it get? Which one? That one, yeah!

(the countdown moves on to Clams)

Patchy: Here I am in Japan! I thought it should be my best day ever, too. At 97, you chose Tea at the Treedome.

(the countdown moves on to Tea at the Treedome)

Patchy: Here I am in Yukon, Canada. You're watching the Best Day Ever. 24 hours of SpongeBob. Here's your number 96 pick in the countdown, Sailor Mouth.

(the countdown moves on to Sailor Mouth)

Patchy: Patchy here in New York City, U.S. Anyways, here's your pick for number 95, Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost.

(the countdown moves on to Squidward, the Unfriendly Ghost)

Patchy: Here I am in Germany! It's the Best Day Ever! All SpongeBob all the time. Here's your number 94 pick in the countdown, Welcome to the Chum Bucket.

(the countdown moves on to Welcome to the Chum Bucket)

Patchy: Patchy here in The Amazon, Peru. It's time to show what you know about it! But first, let's recap the countdown so far. Procrastination, Hall Monitor, Clams, Tea at the Treedome, Sailor Mouth, Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost, and Welcome to the Chum Bucket. Here's the episode ranked number 93, Bossy Boots. Mr. Krabs' daughter Pearl makes a mess of The Krusty Krab!

(the countdown moves on to Bossy Boots)

Patchy: Here I am in France. At number 92, you chose Wet Painters.

(the countdown moves on to Wet Painters)

Patchy: Here I am in Newfoundland, Canada. Here's pick number 91, My Pretty Seahorse. Aww.

(the countdown moves on to My Pretty Seahorse)

Patchy: Here I am in Jamaica. Of course, Potty is the person I have to play. At number 90, you picked Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV. That's the one where SpongeBob accidentally shrinks everyone. I saw that, Potty.

(the countdown moves on to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV)

Patchy: Here I am in England. Here's your number 89 pick in the countdown, Rock-A-Bye Bivalve.

(the countdown moves on to Rock-A-Bye Bivalve)

Patchy: Here I am in Greece. You know Jessica Alba. Anyhow, here's your number 88 pick in this countdown, Squid on Strike. I wonder if Jessica likes that one.

(the countdown moves on to Squid on Strike)

Patchy: Here I am in Nevada, U.S. Here's the SpongeBob episode you ranked number 87, Home Sweet Pineapple.

(the countdown moves on to Home Sweet Pineapple)

Patchy: Here I am in Australia. Here's your number 86 in the countdown, Squirrel Jokes.

(the countdown moves on to Squirrel Jokes)

Patchy: Here I am on the plane. Don't miss your number 85 pick Shell of a Man.

(the countdown moves on to Shell of a Man)

Patchy: Still on the plane, here's your number 84 pick in the countdown, Fools in April.

(the countdown moves on to Fools in April)

Patchy: Still on the plane, here's your number 83 pick, Krusty Love.

(the countdown moves on to Krusty Love)

Patchy: Still on the plane, catch your pick for number 82 in the countdown, Mrs. Puff, You're Fired.

(the countdown moves on to Mrs. Puff, You're Fired)

Patchy: Still on the plane, here's your number 81 pick in the countdown, Dumped.

(the countdown moves on to Dumped)

Patchy: Still on the plane, here's your pick for number 80, Bubblestand.

(the countdown moves on to Bubblestand)

Patchy: Still on the plane, SpongeBob's Best Day Ever continues with number 79, Rock Bottom.

(the countdown moves on to Rock Bottom)

Patchy: Still on the plane, it's your pick for episode number 78, SquidBob TentaclePants.

(the countdown moves on to SquidBob TentaclePants

Patchy: Still on the plane, here's your choice for number 77 in the countdown, Imitation Krabs.

(the countdown moves on to Imitation Krabs)

Patchy: Still on the plane, here's your choice for number 76 in the countdown, Nasty Patty.

(the countdown moves on to Nasty Patty, Missing Identity, Gary Takes a Bath, Texas, MuscleBob BuffPants, Party Pooper Pants, Sleepy Time, Krabs vs. Plankton, Sandy's Rocket, The Lost Mattress, Plankton's Army, As Seen on TV, Graveyard Shift, SB-129, and Idiot Box)

Patchy: Still on the plane. Next, it's your number 61 pick in the countdown, Suds! That's the one, when SpongeBob becomes a sniffling, sneezing bubble maker. Maybe that's a good one.

(the countdown moves on to Suds, Whale of a Birthday, The Fry Cook Games, No Weenies Allowed, and Wormy)

Patchy: Still on the plane, now here's Hooky at number 56 in this countdown picked by you.

(the countdown moves on to Hooky)

Patchy: Still on the plane, here's your choice for number 55 in the countdown, New Student Starfish.

(the countdown moves on to New Student Starfish)

Patchy: Still on the plane, here's your number 54 pick, Opposite Day.

(the countdown moves on to Opposite Day)

Patchy: Still on the plane, here's your number 53 pick in the countdown, Enemy In-Law.

(the countdown moves on to Enemy In-Law)

Patchy: Still on the plane, here's your number 52 pick in the countdown, Dying for Pie.

(the countdown moves on to Dying for Pie)

Patchy: Still on the plane, here's your number 51 pick in the countdown, SpongeBob Meets the Strangler.

(the countdown moves on to SpongeBob Meets the Strangler)

Patchy: Still on the plane, catch your pick for number 50 in the countdown, I Had an Accident.

(the countdown moves on to I Had an Accident, Pressure, and Culture Shock)

Patchy: Still on the plane. Just kidding. Here's your number 47 pick, Sandy, SpongeBob and the Worm.

(the countdown moves on to Sandy, SpongeBob, and the Worm)

Patchy: Still on the plane, catch your pick for number 46 in the countdown, The Paper.

(the countdown moves on to The Paper, Chocolate with Nuts, Karate Choppers, Nature Pants, and Neptune's Spatula)

Patchy: Here I am now in Sweden. Here's your number 41 pick, I Was a Teenage Gary. Watch SpongeBob turn into a snail!

(the countdown moves on to I Was a Teenage Gary, Jellyfishing, and Once Bitten)

Patchy: Here I am in Niagara Falls! Here's the SpongeBob episode you ranked number 38, Band Geeks.

(the countdown moves on to Band Geeks)

Patchy: Here I am in China! Time for your number 37 pick in the countdown, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy.

(the countdown moves on to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy)

Patchy: Here I am in Tanzania! Here's Employee of the Month at number 36, picked by you at Nick.com.

(the countdown moves on to Employee of the Month and The Great Snail Race)

Patchy: Here I am in Rapa Nui, Chile. Here's your number 34 pick in the countdown, Survival of the Idiots. Only on Nick.

(the countdown moves on to Survival of the Idiots)

Patchy: Here I am in Drumheller, Canada. Here's No Free Rides, picked by you as number 33 on the Best Day Ever.

(the countdown moves on to No Free Rides)

Patchy: Here I am in Canada. Here's your number 32 pick, Squid's Day Off.

(the countdown moves on to Squid's Day Off)

Patchy: Here I am in Mexico. Here's your number 31 pick in the countdown, Krabby Land.

(the countdown moves on to Krabby Land)

Patchy: Here I am in Hawaii, U.S. Here's your number 30 pick in the countdown, Arrgh!. Only on Nick.

(the countdown moves on to Arrgh!)

Patchy: I love to see the sea in Hawaii, U.S. Here's your number 29 pick, Pizza Delivery.

(the countdown moves on to Pizza Delivery)

Patchy: I love to watch the waves in Hawaii, U.S. Here's your number 28 pick in the countdown, Pre-Hibernation Week.

(the countdown moves on to Pre-Hibernation Week)

Patchy: Watching the waves in Hawaii, U.S. is fun. Time for your number 27 pick in the countdown, Pickles. Only on Nick.

(the countdown moves on to Pickles)

Patchy: I love to surf the waves in Hawaii, U.S. Let's watch your number 26 pick in the countdown, Patty Hype.

(the countdown moves on to Patty Hype)

Patchy: I always love to surf the waves in Hawaii, U.S. At number 25, you chose Your Shoe's Untied.

(the countdown moves on to Your Shoe's United)

Patchy: I love to chill out in Hawaii, U.S. You can visit Nick.com. And speaking of the countdown, here's Help Wanted at number 24 picked by you.

(the countdown moves on to Help Wanted/Reef Blower)

Patchy: I always love to chill out there in Hawaii, U.S. Here's your number 23 pick in the countdown, Bubble Buddy. Only on Nick.

(the countdown moves on to Bubble Buddy)

Patchy: Chilling out in Hawaii, U.S. is great. Anyhoo, here's the episode you chose at number 22, Skill Crane.

(the countdown moves on to Skill Crane)

Patchy: Here's your number 21 pick in the countdown, Just One Bite.

(the countdown moves on to Just One Bite)

Patchy: Here's your number 20 pick in the countdown, Snowball Effect. Only on Nick.

(the countdown moves on to Snowball Effect)

Patchy: It's comedy time. How does a train sneeze? Ahhh choo choo. (laughs) A baby ant told me she was confused because all of her uncles were ants. (laughs) I had a dream that I ate a giant marshmallow. When I woke up my pillow was gone. (laughs) I didn't recognize you as a frog. You want something to eat? Ribbit. I'll have a hamburger. A diet croak and french fries. (laughs) What goes tick-tock woof-woof tick-tock woof-woof? A watchdog. (laughs) Here's your number 19 pick in the countdown, Scaredy Pants.

(the countdown moves on to Scaredy Pants)

Patchy: I didn't recognize a computer. Here's your choice for number 18, Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V. See if SpongeBob and his friends can stop an evil Barnacle Boy.

(the countdown moves on to Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V)

Patchy: Time for your number 17 pick in the countdown, Grandma's Kisses.

(the countdown moves on to Grandma's Kisses)

Patchy: Claudia is getting a new hairstyle. Here's your number 16 pick, Ugh!.

(the countdown moves on to Ugh!)

Patchy: At number 15, you chose Krusty Krab Training Video.

(the countdown moves on to Krusty Krab Training Video)

Patchy: I'm mopping up the deck. Here's your pick for number 14 in the countdown, F.U.N..

(the countdown moves on to F.U.N.)

Patchy: Here's your number 13 pick in the countdown, Big Pink Loser.

(the countdown moves on to Big Pink Loser)

Patchy: It's time to play pin the tail on the donkey. Anyway, here's your pick for number 12 in the countdown, All That Glitters.

(the countdown moves on to All that Glitters, Fear of a Krabby Patty, Have You Seen This Snail?, Selling Out, Patrick SmartPants, and The Camping Episode)

Patchy: I'm playing pin the tail on the donkey. Here's your choice for number 6, New Leaf! Check out Plankton's new store, The Chumporium!

(the countdown moves on to New Leaf, Ghost Host, Krusty Towers, and Dunces and Dragons)

Patchy: I pinned the tail on the donkey. How's that, kids?

Kids: Yeah.

Patchy: And here's number 2 in this countdown.

(the countdown ends with Wishing You Well, followed by the broadcast premiere of the episode Best Day Ever. Afterward, the number 1 episode of the marathon, Karate Island, is broadcast. The television premiere of The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie ends the marathon)