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Episode Transcript: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea
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Patrick: SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be. | Patrick: SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm afraid it might sting me if we... (SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams)...raise our voices. Is he still after us, Patrick? | + | SpongeBob: But I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm afraid it might sting me if we... (SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams)...raise our voices. Is he still after us, Patrick? |
Patrick: I don't know, buddy. | Patrick: I don't know, buddy. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Should we turn around and check? |
Patrick: Ok. (they trip over something) | Patrick: Ok. (they trip over something) | ||
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Patrick: What is it? | Patrick: What is it? | ||
| − | SpongeBob: I don't know. I think something's buried underneath it. And I'm gonna get some shovels so we can dig it up. | + | SpongeBob: I don't know. But I think something's buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up. |
Patrick: We? | Patrick: We? | ||
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(cut to large piles of dirt) | (cut to large piles of dirt) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Nothing like a manual labor to put some hair on your chest, right, Patrick? | + | SpongeBob: Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, right, Patrick? |
Patrick: Yeah, I'll say. (his entire chest is covered with hair) | Patrick: Yeah, I'll say. (his entire chest is covered with hair) | ||
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(scene cuts to the Krusty Krab) | (scene cuts to the Krusty Krab) | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: I don't understand. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prostegious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's | + | Mr. Krabs: I don't understand. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prostegious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competiton. |
| − | Squidward: | + | Squidward: Do I get paid extra for this conversation? |
Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you pretend to listen for just once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs. | Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you pretend to listen for just once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs. | ||
| − | Squidward: Well, since you can't bring | + | Squidward: Well, since you can't bring any customers to the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers? |
| − | Mr. Krabs: Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, | + | Mr. Krabs: Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers? |
Squidward: La la la la la la la la la la. | Squidward: La la la la la la la la la la. | ||
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: Yes, of course! But how? (the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab) |
SpongeBob: Can we park here? Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey. | SpongeBob: Can we park here? Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey. | ||
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Or even around the block! |
Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. (cut to outside) So long, boys. Make me lots of money! | Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. (cut to outside) So long, boys. Make me lots of money! | ||
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SpongeBob: I like Squidward. | SpongeBob: I like Squidward. | ||
| − | Plankton: (looking through a telescope) A traveling restaurant | + | Plankton: (looking through a telescope) A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. (laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle) |
SpongeBob: Hello! | SpongeBob: Hello! | ||
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Patrick: Now what? | Patrick: Now what? | ||
| − | SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we | + | SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we don't find customers, not to come back. (to Con Man) Uh, are you sure you don't want to be out first customer. |
Con Man: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. (walks away) | Con Man: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. (walks away) | ||
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Boy: Uh...raspberry? | Boy: Uh...raspberry? | ||
| − | Plankton: Come on, kid. You asked that already. Now quit wasting my time! | + | Plankton: Come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time! |
| − | Lady Fish: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! | + | Lady Fish: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are? |
Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers. | Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers. | ||
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Grandma: You're probably right. | Grandma: You're probably right. | ||
| − | Plankton: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. (people start throwing rocks) What the? No! | + | Plankton: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. (people start throwing rocks) What the? No! Controls malfunctioning! |
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. | SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick. | ||
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SpongeBob: Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? (cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt) Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find someone who would buy these? | SpongeBob: Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? (cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt) Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find someone who would buy these? | ||
| − | Man Fish: | + | Man Fish: Hey, the rocks are all gone. |
Crowd: Aww! (Plankton smiles) | Crowd: Aww! (Plankton smiles) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Folks, have I got a deal for you. (the crowd sees the hard patties. they buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them) Mr. Krabs is gonna be so proud of us when he sees | + | SpongeBob: Folks, have I got a deal for you. (the crowd sees the hard patties. they buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them) Mr. Krabs is gonna be so proud of us when he sees how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick? |
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: No, butI see a sign. It says. Warning. Ab...eyes. |
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, that says Abyss. | SpongeBob: No, Patrick, that says Abyss. | ||
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Patrick: Ok. What's an abyss? | Patrick: Ok. What's an abyss? | ||
| − | SpongeBob: An abyss is a bottomless...(the submarine falls down the abyss)... | + | SpongeBob: An abyss is a bottomless...(the submarine falls down the abyss)...chasm! (an alarm goes off) Patrick, we're falling! |
Patrick: And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light! | Patrick: And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light! | ||
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Sea Monster: (shouts) | Sea Monster: (shouts) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! We' | + | SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! (looks at the Sea Monster) |
| − | Sea Monster: Who you calling dark and depressing? | + | Sea Monster: Hey! Who you calling dark and depressing? |
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir! What we really wanna know is... are you hungry? |
Sea Monster: Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry. | Sea Monster: Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry. | ||
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Patrick: Order...uh...up. (the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash) | Patrick: Order...uh...up. (the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash) | ||
| − | Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. (looks at the Sea Monster paying them) This calls for drastic measures! Okay, you dums, time for the | + | Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. (looks at the Sea Monster paying them) This calls for drastic measures! Okay, you dums, time for the second course; Chum Charges! |
Patrick: SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means? | Patrick: SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means? | ||
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Patrick: Neither do I! | Patrick: Neither do I! | ||
| − | Plankton: Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the...(the vehicle into a cavern wall) Ah, who needs the Rust Bucket anyhow. | + | Plankton: Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the...(the vehicle crashes into a cavern wall) Ah, who needs the Rust Bucket anyhow. |
Sea Monster: Come on in there! I want more sandwiches! | Sea Monster: Come on in there! I want more sandwiches! | ||
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Patrick: It's a liquid. | Patrick: It's a liquid. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: No, | + | SpongeBob: No, it's a solid! It's a solid! |
SpongeBob and Patrick: It's a lol-squid! | SpongeBob and Patrick: It's a lol-squid! | ||
| − | Sea Monster: All right, what's going on in there? | + | Sea Monster: All right, what's going on in there? Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me! |
SpongeBob: It's not just a sandwich. It's a...Chumwich. | SpongeBob: It's not just a sandwich. It's a...Chumwich. | ||
| − | Sea Monster: (eats it) Now that's a sandwich | + | Sea Monster: (eats it) Mmm! Now that's a sandwich! |
(cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chumwiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the chumwiches) | (cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chumwiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the chumwiches) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Anything else before we shove off? |
Sea Monster: I want dessert! | Sea Monster: I want dessert! | ||
| − | SpongeBob: We don't have | + | SpongeBob: We don't have desserts. |
Plankton: (lands from his parachute) Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my, my, my...(falls down and rolls into some mud) | Plankton: (lands from his parachute) Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my, my, my...(falls down and rolls into some mud) | ||
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(cut to the Krusty Krab) | (cut to the Krusty Krab) | ||
| − | Janitor: (repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously) There, Mr. Krabs, | + | Janitor: (repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously) There you are, Mr. Krabs, good as new. |
Squidward: Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the...(the submarine crashes into the windows) | Squidward: Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the...(the submarine crashes into the windows) | ||
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Mr. Krabs: Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me! | Mr. Krabs: Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me! | ||
| − | SpongeBob: You wouldn't believe it, we | + | SpongeBob: You wouldn't believe it, we had so many new customers! |
| − | Mr. Krabs: | + | Mr. Krabs: Who cares about the customers? Just tell me about the money. |
| − | SpongeBob: There we were at the bottom of the deep, dark, abyss. | + | SpongeBob: There we were at the bottom of the deep, dark, abyss. So we had to let go of something heavy. |
| − | Patrick: And | + | Patrick: And paper. |
| − | Mr. Krabs: You let go of all the money I earned as | + | Mr. Krabs: You let go of all the money I earned as ballast? |
SpongeBob: (he and Patrick nod their heads) But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks! | SpongeBob: (he and Patrick nod their heads) But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks! | ||
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Episode Article: 20,000 Patties Under the Sea
Characters
- SpongeBob
- Patrick
- Plankton
- Sea Monster
- Mr. Krabs
- Squidward
- Plankton's customers
- Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob and Patrick's customers
- Jack M. Crazyfish
Dialogue
(in Jellyfish Fields)
SpongeBob: Breaker, breaker auto perimeter clear. Over.
Patrick: Robert, Robert...uhh...Ronald.
SpongeBob: Are you sure your not trying to say Rodger?
Patrick: Oh, wait I got it. Ringo...
SpongeBob: Patrick, we have visual contact. It's now taking evasive action. Subject still in close proximity. Over.
Patrick: Hello?
SpongeBob: Please reply.
Patrick: I wonder if I can order pizza with these things.
SpongeBob: Contact open. Respond now. Please. Please!
Patrick: SpongeBob, you're gonna need to speak up. My eardrums aren't what they used to be.
SpongeBob: But I can't speak up Patrick, there's a jellyfish here and I'm afraid it might sting me if we... (SpongeBob bumps Patrick and he screams)...raise our voices. Is he still after us, Patrick?
Patrick: I don't know, buddy.
SpongeBob: Should we turn around and check?
Patrick: Ok. (they trip over something)
SpongeBob: I think I landed on my pain center.
Patrick: I think I landed on a rock.
SpongeBob: Patrick, look! There's a weird thing sticking out of the ground over there.
Patrick: That's just Squidward sunbathing again. (Squidward lowers down his sunglasses)
SpongeBob: No, not that, Patrick. This!
Patrick: What is it?
SpongeBob: I don't know. But I think something's buried underneath it. And I'm gonna go get some shovels so we can dig it up.
Patrick: We?
(cut to large piles of dirt)
SpongeBob: Nothing like a little manual labor to put some hair on your chest, right, Patrick?
Patrick: Yeah, I'll say. (his entire chest is covered with hair)
SpongeBob: Let's see what we did unearth! A UFO! (look inside) Go on, you first. (Patrick climbs down a ladder) Kinda dark.
Patrick: Yeah, dark.
SpongeBob: There has to be a light switch around here somewhere. Found it. Excuse me, sir. (pulls off a skeleton and proceeds to start the submarine) Hey, Patrick, look! We're moving! Here's the steering wheel!
Patrick: Hold it, SpongeBob. You better let me drive.
SpongeBob: Gimme the wheel!
Patrick: No! I wanna drive! (the submarine goes crazy)
(scene cuts to the Krusty Krab)
Mr. Krabs: I don't understand. Where are all the customers? I know the Krusty Krab isn't Bikini Bottom's most prostegious eatery, but at least it's better than that salty old Chum Bucket across the street. And that's our only competiton.
Squidward: Do I get paid extra for this conversation?
Mr. Krabs: Oh, come on, Squidward. Can't you pretend to listen for just once in your life? Do it for old Mr. Krabs.
Squidward: Well, since you can't bring any customers to the Krusty Krab, have you ever thought about bringing the Krusty Krab to the customers?
Mr. Krabs: Quiet, Squidward, I'm brainstorming! Ooh, ooh! What if instead of bringing customers to the Krusty Krab, we could bring the Krusty Krab to the customers?
Squidward: La la la la la la la la la la.
Mr. Krabs: Yes, of course! But how? (the submarine crashes into the Krusty Krab)
SpongeBob: Can we park here? Hey, Mr. Krabs! Look what Patrick and I found! We're gonna use it to go on a long journey.
Patrick: Or even around the block!
Mr. Krabs: That's it! We'll take the Krusty Krab on the road. (cut to outside) So long, boys. Make me lots of money!
SpongeBob: Bye, Squidward. Bye, Mr. Krabs. (dreamily) Bye, Squidward.
Patrick: You said "Bye, Squidward" twice.
SpongeBob: I like Squidward.
Plankton: (looking through a telescope) A traveling restaurant, eh? It's not fair! I had that idea years ago! No matter. If Mr. Krabs wants to play dirty, then Plankton's ready for his turn to take his turn. (laughs and turns the fist from the Chum Bucket building into a flying vehicle)
SpongeBob: Hello!
Con Man: Hello.
SpongeBob: Could I interest you in a Krabby Patty?
Con Man: No thanks.
Patrick: Now what?
SpongeBob: I don't know, Patrick. Mr. Krabs said if we don't find customers, not to come back. (to Con Man) Uh, are you sure you don't want to be out first customer.
Con Man: Yeah, I'm pretty sure. (walks away)
SpongeBob: Wait! We'll pay you!
Con Man: Thanks again, guys. Good luck with the restaurant!
SpongeBob: Thanks, sir, come again!
Plankton: Those nincompoops are better salesmen than I expected. (an alarm sets off)
Voice: Customer approaching.
Plankton: Hello, little boy. Would you like a chum burger?
Boy: Does it come in raspberry?
Plankton: No.
Boy: Blueberry?
Plankton: No.
Boy: Uh...raspberry?
Plankton: Come on, kid. You asked me that already. Now quit wasting my time!
Lady Fish: Hey, you can't talk to my son that way! Who do you think you are?
Plankton: I'm Plankton, you old hag. And your son smells like boogers.
Man Fish: Hey, you can't talk about my wife that way. What do you think this is?
Plankton: I think it's time for you to lose some weight, fatty. That's what this is.
Grandma: You can't talk about my grandson like that. Someone oughta put you in a mental hospital.
Plankton: Someone should put you in a box floating down the river, Grandma.
Grandma: You're probably right.
Plankton: You people are crazy. I'm getting out of here. (people start throwing rocks) What the? No! Controls malfunctioning!
SpongeBob: Hey, Patrick.
Patrick: Yeah?
SpongeBob: Weren't you supposed to be on kitchen duty? (cut to the kitchen, where the patties are burnt) Oh, no. You burnt all the patties. It's hard as a rock. How are we gonna find someone who would buy these?
Man Fish: Hey, the rocks are all gone.
Crowd: Aww! (Plankton smiles)
SpongeBob: Folks, have I got a deal for you. (the crowd sees the hard patties. they buy them and proceed to hit Plankton with them) Mr. Krabs is gonna be so proud of us when he sees how good we're doing. See any new customers, Patrick?
Patrick: No, butI see a sign. It says. Warning. Ab...eyes.
SpongeBob: No, Patrick, that says Abyss.
Patrick: Ok. What's an abyss?
SpongeBob: An abyss is a bottomless...(the submarine falls down the abyss)...chasm! (an alarm goes off) Patrick, we're falling!
Patrick: And now we're being bathed in an eerie red light!
Plankton: (sees it falling) Yes! Yes!
Patrick: And now a deafening warning siren! (SpongeBob imitates the sound. the submarine hits a sludgy item, which turns out to be the head of the Sea Monster)
Sea Monster: (shouts)
SpongeBob: Look, Patrick! We've floated back up, out of the deep, dark, depressing, horrible abyss! (looks at the Sea Monster)
Sea Monster: Hey! Who you calling dark and depressing?
SpongeBob: We didn't mean it that way, Mr. Sea Monster, sir! What we really wanna know is... are you hungry?
Sea Monster: Hungry? I've been asleep for 79 years. Which means my last meal was 79 years ago. Yes, I'm hungry.
SpongeBob: Then try one of our Krabby Patties.
Sea Monster: Mmm! That's the best thing I've tasted since that sewer spill...back in '76. I'll take 640 of them.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Woo hoo!
Patrick: Order...uh...up. (the Sea Monster gives them large wads of cash)
Plankton: Now that those two are out of the picture, all of the customers will come running to me. (looks at the Sea Monster paying them) This calls for drastic measures! Okay, you dums, time for the second course; Chum Charges!
Patrick: SpongeBob! Our hull's been breached. Do you know what that means?
SpongeBob: No!
Patrick: Neither do I!
Plankton: Yes! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the Krusty Krab! I sunk the...(the vehicle crashes into a cavern wall) Ah, who needs the Rust Bucket anyhow.
Sea Monster: Come on in there! I want more sandwiches!
Patrick: (a piece of chum enters) SpongeBob, look!
SpongeBob: What is it?
Patrick: It's a liquid.
SpongeBob: No, it's a solid! It's a solid!
SpongeBob and Patrick: It's a lol-squid!
Sea Monster: All right, what's going on in there? Hey, that looks like a sandwich to me!
SpongeBob: It's not just a sandwich. It's a...Chumwich.
Sea Monster: (eats it) Mmm! Now that's a sandwich!
(cut to a sequence of SpongeBob making Chumwiches, Patrick collecting the Chum, and the Sea Monster paying them for the chumwiches)
SpongeBob: Anything else before we shove off?
Sea Monster: I want dessert!
SpongeBob: We don't have desserts.
Plankton: (lands from his parachute) Don't give another penny to those fast-food phonies. That's right, they stole my idea. My, my, my, my, my...(falls down and rolls into some mud)
Sea Monster: Hey, a choclate eclair! Now that looks like dessert to me!
Plankton: No! Hey, you've got it all wrong, see...(the Sea Monster chases Plankton)
(cut to the Krusty Krab)
Janitor: (repairing the windows SpongeBob and Patrick broke previously) There you are, Mr. Krabs, good as new.
Squidward: Now all we have to do is keep SpongeBob away from the...(the submarine crashes into the windows)
SpongeBob: We're back, Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Tell me all about it. Tell me, tell me!
SpongeBob: You wouldn't believe it, we had so many new customers!
Mr. Krabs: Who cares about the customers? Just tell me about the money.
SpongeBob: There we were at the bottom of the deep, dark, abyss. So we had to let go of something heavy.
Patrick: And paper.
Mr. Krabs: You let go of all the money I earned as ballast?
SpongeBob: (he and Patrick nod their heads) But on the bright side, we did manage to bring back 37,000 pounds of these decorative deep sea rocks!
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