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Episode Transcript: To Save a Squirrel
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==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
| − | + | SpongeBob and Patrick:(screaming) Sandy! Sandy! Sandy! Sandy! | |
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Sandy: What the? (SpongeBob and Patrick get inside Sandy's air suit) | Sandy: What the? (SpongeBob and Patrick get inside Sandy's air suit) | ||
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(Sandy takes them out and SpongeBob and Patrick are in a muttering worry) | (Sandy takes them out and SpongeBob and Patrick are in a muttering worry) | ||
| − | Sandy: | + | Sandy: Whoa there! Calm down! Tell me what happened. |
| − | Patrick: SpongeBob and I are being chased by | + | Patrick: SpongeBob and I are being chased by a monster! |
SpongeBob: And he's going to eat us!!!!!! | SpongeBob: And he's going to eat us!!!!!! | ||
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(Sandy laughs) Sandy: This little guy? Why, it's just a little cricket, he's a land creature just like me! The poor thing must | (Sandy laughs) Sandy: This little guy? Why, it's just a little cricket, he's a land creature just like me! The poor thing must | ||
| − | have gotten lost. Oh, he's not going to hurt ya. See?(SpongeBob and Patrick faint when Sandy shows them the | + | have gotten lost. Oh, he's not going to hurt ya. See?(SpongeBob and Patrick faint when Sandy shows them the cricket) |
| − | Sandy: Aahh, let's get you back home you little fella. (blows a bubble to the grasshopper) There you go! | + | Sandy: Aahh, let's get you back home you little fella. (blows a bubble to the grasshopper) There you go!See, that wasn't nothin' to be scared of, huh guys? |
(SpongeBob and Patrick cry!) | (SpongeBob and Patrick cry!) | ||
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Patrick: Can we come???!! | Patrick: Can we come???!! | ||
| − | Sandy: This is ain't | + | Sandy: This is ain't no ordinary camping trip, I go out into the wild armed only with my bare hands, my quick wits, this |
| − | harpoon, and 65 pounds of dynamite(shows the dynamite). Out in the wild, it's | + | harpoon, and 65 pounds of dynamite(shows the dynamite). Out in the wild, it's eat or be eaten. You have to be willing to do anything when you're alone in the wild. You two wouldn't last a single day! |
SpongeBob: Hey! | SpongeBob: Hey! | ||
| − | Patrick: | + | Patrick: Would so! |
SpongeBob: We'll have you know that just the other day Squidward commented at our survival skills! | SpongeBob: We'll have you know that just the other day Squidward commented at our survival skills! | ||
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| + | (goes into flashback) | ||
Squidward: You two are harder to get rid of than cockroaches! | Squidward: You two are harder to get rid of than cockroaches! | ||
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(SpongeBob and Patrick walk away) | (SpongeBob and Patrick walk away) | ||
| − | Squidward: Grr! Grr! Agrr!! Grrr! (mutters while pinning on the SpongeBob and Patrick voodoo dolls) Why aren’t these things working?! | + | Squidward: Grr! Grr! Agrr!! Grrr! (mutters while pinning on the SpongeBob and Patrick voodoo dolls) Why aren’t these things working?! |
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| + | (End of flashback) | ||
Sandy: No way guys! This is a serious trip for hard-working survivalists only! | Sandy: No way guys! This is a serious trip for hard-working survivalists only! | ||
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Sandy: No! | Sandy: No! | ||
| − | SpongeBob and Patrick: | + | SpongeBob and Patrick: (Moans) |
(Sandy drives on her jeep, but SpongeBob and Patrick are already on it) | (Sandy drives on her jeep, but SpongeBob and Patrick are already on it) | ||
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(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh) | (SpongeBob and Patrick laugh) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Shhh!! We'll show Sandy we're tough as she is! |
(SpongeBob and Patrick have a rough shaking) | (SpongeBob and Patrick have a rough shaking) | ||
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(SpongeBob and Patrick scream and are drop with Food Box, water bottle, and tent after Patrick opens the door) | (SpongeBob and Patrick scream and are drop with Food Box, water bottle, and tent after Patrick opens the door) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Sandy wait! Sandy!!!!!!!Sandy!!!! Well, at least we have food, shelter, and water. I'll fix the tent while you start the campfire. Then when we're all done, I'll cook us some grub. Okay Patrick, we're almost done. We have fresh water, a | + | SpongeBob: Sandy wait! Sandy!!!!!!!Sandy!!!! Well, at least we have food, shelter, and water. I'll fix the tent while you start the campfire. Then when we're all done, I'll cook us some grub. Okay Patrick, we're almost done. We have fresh water, a tent for shelter.... |
Patrick: And a nice fire to keep us warm. | Patrick: And a nice fire to keep us warm. | ||
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SpongeBob: Okay. Here's the plan.. | SpongeBob: Okay. Here's the plan.. | ||
| − | Patrick: Oh | + | Patrick: Oh, no! No! No! Whoa! Whoa! You made the last decision! My turn. |
SpongeBob: Sure Patrick, what do you think we should do?? | SpongeBob: Sure Patrick, what do you think we should do?? | ||
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SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick? | SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick? | ||
| − | Patrick: Oh for crying out loud SpongeBob | + | Patrick: Oh, for crying out loud SpongeBob! I didn't rush you when it was your turn! |
SpongeBob: Sorry, sorry, take your time. (months pass, many nights have gone, winter come, and they become old) | SpongeBob: Sorry, sorry, take your time. (months pass, many nights have gone, winter come, and they become old) | ||
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Patrick: I don't know about you, but I've got all the comforts of home right here. (goes inside his rock home) | Patrick: I don't know about you, but I've got all the comforts of home right here. (goes inside his rock home) | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick's right. If I'm stuck here, I should make | + | SpongeBob: Patrick's right. If I'm stuck here, I should make the best of it. I'll build myself a new home.(builds sand home |
that looks like his Pineapple Home only made out of sand and has some texture and details, but it is connected to the ground) | that looks like his Pineapple Home only made out of sand and has some texture and details, but it is connected to the ground) | ||
There, just like my pineapple in Bikini Bottom.....only, smaller,(grunts because he sits on the top of the sharp leaves of the | There, just like my pineapple in Bikini Bottom.....only, smaller,(grunts because he sits on the top of the sharp leaves of the | ||
sand pineapple home) comfy, safe and sound in my own little home. | sand pineapple home) comfy, safe and sound in my own little home. | ||
| − | Cave Fish: Safe? You're never safe out | + | Cave Fish: Safe? You're never safe out in the wild! If I were you, I'd keep an eye on that big fella. |
SpongeBob: Patrick? Do'h! Patrick is my best friend! He wouldn't hurt me. | SpongeBob: Patrick? Do'h! Patrick is my best friend! He wouldn't hurt me. | ||
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SpongeBob: Sounds like you're hungry. | SpongeBob: Sounds like you're hungry. | ||
| − | Patrick: Oh, boy am I! I'm | + | Patrick: Oh, boy am I! I'm soooooo hungry, I could eat anything! I could eat an entire sponge.. |
SpongeBob: Aah-aaahhhhh!!!! (runs away) | SpongeBob: Aah-aaahhhhh!!!! (runs away) | ||
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Cave Fish: Remember kid, it's eat or be eaten. | Cave Fish: Remember kid, it's eat or be eaten. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: Yes! Yes! I shall eat Patrick before he eats ''me''! |
(SpongeBob fries Patrick's arm on a pan while Patrick is sleeping) | (SpongeBob fries Patrick's arm on a pan while Patrick is sleeping) | ||
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Patrick: Something smells good. What are you cooking SpongeBob? | Patrick: Something smells good. What are you cooking SpongeBob? | ||
| − | SpongeBob: | + | SpongeBob: I'm gonna cook you up and eat ya! |
Patrick: AAHH! Why do you want to eat me? | Patrick: AAHH! Why do you want to eat me? | ||
| − | SpongeBob: I know what you're doing, you're playing dumb, but it won't work, because I'm going to eat you before you eat me! | + | SpongeBob: I know what you're doing, you're playing dumb, but it won't work, because I'm going to eat you before ''you'' eat ''me''! |
Patrick: Well not if I eat you first! | Patrick: Well not if I eat you first! | ||
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Patrick: You seem kinda tense, so I made you a hot tub of water. | Patrick: You seem kinda tense, so I made you a hot tub of water. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Ah thanks Patrick! | + | SpongeBob: Ah thanks Patrick! I did get a trifle unhinged, didn't I? |
| − | Patrick: Oops, I forgot the | + | Patrick: Oops, I forgot the bath beads! (Chops carrot) |
| − | SpongeBob: Thanks Patrick! You're a real pal! | + | SpongeBob: Thanks Patrick! You're a real pal! Funny looking bathbeads. They almost look like carrots. (Notices carrots) CARROTS?! You're making soup out of me! |
Patrick: No it's not! It was supposed to stew!! (runs, then becomes tired) Whew! I'm getting tired. | Patrick: No it's not! It was supposed to stew!! (runs, then becomes tired) Whew! I'm getting tired. | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Why don't you take a nap on this nice, soft bed?(it's a white wheat bread), there, that's it. | + | SpongeBob: Why don't you take a nap on this nice, soft bed?(it's a white wheat bread), there, that's it. And theres a nice soft |
| − | blanket(it's another white wheat bread with a toothpick and olive), and what's a | + | blanket(it's another white wheat bread with a toothpick and olive), and what's a blanket without a little ketchup? (Makes weird sound that sounds like he is saying "Nee" rapidly) |
Patrick: This isn't a bed! | Patrick: This isn't a bed! | ||
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Patrick: What? | Patrick: What? | ||
| − | Cave Fish: Earned your survivalist medals, of course! Only a hard | + | Cave Fish: Earned your survivalist medals, of course! Only a hard core survivalilist would break down and eat his best pal! |
Patrick: Why do you care if we're survivalists? | Patrick: Why do you care if we're survivalists? | ||
| − | Cave Fish: Cause I’m not just some old hermit. | + | Cave Fish: Cause I’m not just some old hermit. I'm (rips her costume out, revealing that he is Sandy) Sandy Cheeks! Survivalist extraordinaire! |
SpongeBob and Patrick: Sandy? | SpongeBob and Patrick: Sandy? | ||
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Patrick: Me too. | Patrick: Me too. | ||
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Sandy: Guys? What'd ya doing? Aah, fellas? | Sandy: Guys? What'd ya doing? Aah, fellas? | ||
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SpongeBob and Patrick:(screaming) Sandy! Sandy! Sandy! Sandy!
Sandy: What the? (SpongeBob and Patrick get inside Sandy's air suit)
(Sandy takes them out and SpongeBob and Patrick are in a muttering worry)
Sandy: Whoa there! Calm down! Tell me what happened.
Patrick: SpongeBob and I are being chased by a monster!
SpongeBob: And he's going to eat us!!!!!!
Sandy: Oh no he ain't!
(The little cricket in a air helmet shows up)
(SpongeBob and Patrick): AAHHH!! Aahhhhh!!! There it is!
(Sandy laughs) Sandy: This little guy? Why, it's just a little cricket, he's a land creature just like me! The poor thing must have gotten lost. Oh, he's not going to hurt ya. See?(SpongeBob and Patrick faint when Sandy shows them the cricket)
Sandy: Aahh, let's get you back home you little fella. (blows a bubble to the grasshopper) There you go!See, that wasn't nothin' to be scared of, huh guys?
(SpongeBob and Patrick cry!)
Sandy: (sighs) I don't have time for this, I'm late for my survival training camp.
SpongeBob: Survival training camp??!! Patrick and I love camping!
Patrick: Can we come???!!
Sandy: This is ain't no ordinary camping trip, I go out into the wild armed only with my bare hands, my quick wits, this harpoon, and 65 pounds of dynamite(shows the dynamite). Out in the wild, it's eat or be eaten. You have to be willing to do anything when you're alone in the wild. You two wouldn't last a single day!
SpongeBob: Hey!
Patrick: Would so!
SpongeBob: We'll have you know that just the other day Squidward commented at our survival skills!
(goes into flashback)
Squidward: You two are harder to get rid of than cockroaches!
SpongeBob: Thank you Squidward!
(SpongeBob and Patrick walk away)
Squidward: Grr! Grr! Agrr!! Grrr! (mutters while pinning on the SpongeBob and Patrick voodoo dolls) Why aren’t these things working?!
(End of flashback)
Sandy: No way guys! This is a serious trip for hard-working survivalists only!
SpongeBob and Patrick: But Sandy!!!
Sandy: No!
SpongeBob and Patrick: (Moans)
(Sandy drives on her jeep, but SpongeBob and Patrick are already on it)
(SpongeBob and Patrick laugh)
SpongeBob: Shhh!! We'll show Sandy we're tough as she is!
(SpongeBob and Patrick have a rough shaking)
SpongeBob: I guess the road smoothed out.
(The mountain Sandy is driving on is upside down, and SpongeBob and Patrick are screaming, fall from the truck, but drop in)
SpongeBob: That was a close one Patrick! Almost left in the wilderness....without Sandy! Nobody would know where to find us!
Patrick: Weird. There's a door back here too?
SpongeBob: No Patrick No!
(SpongeBob and Patrick scream and are drop with Food Box, water bottle, and tent after Patrick opens the door)
SpongeBob: Sandy wait! Sandy!!!!!!!Sandy!!!! Well, at least we have food, shelter, and water. I'll fix the tent while you start the campfire. Then when we're all done, I'll cook us some grub. Okay Patrick, we're almost done. We have fresh water, a tent for shelter....
Patrick: And a nice fire to keep us warm.
SpongeBob: Say, where did you get the firewood? (SpongeBob looks at the food box) You burnt our food supply??!!!! Oh-no! Quick! Quick! Cover it over something! Aahhh! Aahhh!! (Patrick puts the tent over the fire)Hey Patrick, nice job. (The fire burns the tent) AHHHHHHH!!!! (SpongeBob puts the water over the water bottle and their supplies are wasted)
SpongeBob: Whew! Uh-oh, well, we burnt our food, ruined our tent, and lost all our water. Patrick, we're going to need to use our razor-sharp quick wits if we're going to make it out of here alive!
Patrick: Gotcha.
SpongeBob: Okay. Here's the plan..
Patrick: Oh, no! No! No! Whoa! Whoa! You made the last decision! My turn.
SpongeBob: Sure Patrick, what do you think we should do??
Patrick: Um...maybe,........uh.........
SpongeBob: Uh, Patrick?
Patrick: Oh, for crying out loud SpongeBob! I didn't rush you when it was your turn!
SpongeBob: Sorry, sorry, take your time. (months pass, many nights have gone, winter come, and they become old)
Patrick: Uhhh.. (rain and thunderbolts come) Oh shoot! I forgot what I was going to say!
SpongeBob: No hurry Patrick.
Patrick: Do you wanna go play hide and go-seek?
SpongeBob: Sure. Let's go play in that cave over there.
(They go to the cave)
SpongeBob: I like it here. It's rooooooomy, and best of all, we have this cave all to ourselves.
Strange Voice: Ahh, hoo-heeheeheeheeheehee.
SpongeBob: Huh? Mice. We'll have the night here, and head home tomorrow.
Old Cave Fish: Home? This is your new home. You'll be here forever just like me! (laughs) (Patrick joins his laughing. )
Patrick: Aahh, good times.
SpongeBob: What do you mean we'll be here forever? How long have you been here?
Fish: 40 years I've been here. There's ain't no way out of this valley. You’re stuck in here’ with me for the rest of your lives!
SpongeBob: We're stuck in here forever? We're doomed!'
Patrick: Are you kidding? That old crook's been here for years! Look at him: he's in great shape! Look at his muscular arms, his rock-hard abs, and a great complexion, why, he's glowing with health.
SpongeBob: You're right Patrick, but what are we going to eat, where will we sleep?
Patrick: I don't know about you, but I've got all the comforts of home right here. (goes inside his rock home)
SpongeBob: Patrick's right. If I'm stuck here, I should make the best of it. I'll build myself a new home.(builds sand home that looks like his Pineapple Home only made out of sand and has some texture and details, but it is connected to the ground) There, just like my pineapple in Bikini Bottom.....only, smaller,(grunts because he sits on the top of the sharp leaves of the sand pineapple home) comfy, safe and sound in my own little home.
Cave Fish: Safe? You're never safe out in the wild! If I were you, I'd keep an eye on that big fella.
SpongeBob: Patrick? Do'h! Patrick is my best friend! He wouldn't hurt me.
Cave Fish: He's a big boy! Wait until when he gets hungry! It's eat or be eaten! (Patrick chews on his arm)
SpongeBob: Aaahhhhh!!!! He's got the taste of flesh!
SpongeBob: Hey Patrick.
Patrick: Hey SpongeBob. (his stomach growls)
SpongeBob: Sounds like you're hungry.
Patrick: Oh, boy am I! I'm soooooo hungry, I could eat anything! I could eat an entire sponge..
SpongeBob: Aah-aaahhhhh!!!! (runs away)
Patrick: ...cake. I was just going to share my golden sponge cake with him. It has delicious cream filling too! (eats the cake)
SpongeBob: It's all true! Patrick is going to eat me! What should I do?
Cave Fish: You've got to protect yourself! What you need is a fort!
SpongeBob: This fort replica of the Krusty Krab should protect me from that fiend: Patrick! Aahh! He's onto me! Must hide! (hides in the sand replica of the Krusty Krab). Ha,ha, I'm safe, Patrick can't get me in here, (laughs), I don't need to go outside, I have everything I need right here! (makes tools out of sand), Spatula, (makes a sand patty), now I just need some buns, (makes sand buns, takes a bite) oh, crunchy. (spits the patty out) I can't take it! (blows up the sand replica of the Krusty Krab). I need some real food!
Cave Fish: Remember kid, it's eat or be eaten.
SpongeBob: Yes! Yes! I shall eat Patrick before he eats me!
(SpongeBob fries Patrick's arm on a pan while Patrick is sleeping)
(Patrick smells the tasty aroma of his hand frying in smoke by SpongeBob's frying pan)
Patrick: Something smells good. What are you cooking SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: I'm gonna cook you up and eat ya!
Patrick: AAHH! Why do you want to eat me?
SpongeBob: I know what you're doing, you're playing dumb, but it won't work, because I'm going to eat you before you eat me!
Patrick: Well not if I eat you first!
SpongeBob: Oh no you don't! (hurries to get Patrick) Where'd he go? Come on out, Patrick. You can't hide forever! What's this? (realizes he's in a warm boiling pot of water),warm water?
Patrick: You seem kinda tense, so I made you a hot tub of water.
SpongeBob: Ah thanks Patrick! I did get a trifle unhinged, didn't I?
Patrick: Oops, I forgot the bath beads! (Chops carrot)
SpongeBob: Thanks Patrick! You're a real pal! Funny looking bathbeads. They almost look like carrots. (Notices carrots) CARROTS?! You're making soup out of me!
Patrick: No it's not! It was supposed to stew!! (runs, then becomes tired) Whew! I'm getting tired.
SpongeBob: Why don't you take a nap on this nice, soft bed?(it's a white wheat bread), there, that's it. And theres a nice soft blanket(it's another white wheat bread with a toothpick and olive), and what's a blanket without a little ketchup? (Makes weird sound that sounds like he is saying "Nee" rapidly)
Patrick: This isn't a bed!
SpongeBob: Wait! Come back! You're not completely seasoned! (Patrick grabs the ketchup bottle and sprays ketchup all over SpongeBob) AAHHH! AAAHHH! (runs away from Patrick) (SpongeBob grabs back the ketchup bottle)
Patrick: Give me that ketchup back!
SpongeBob: No!
(SpongeBob and Patrick fight over the ketchup bottle, and cover each other with ketchup)
SpongeBob: Gotcha! (tries to bite Patrick)
Patrick: No, got you! (tries to bite SpongeBob)
SpongeBob: I got you! (tries to bite Patrick)
(The Cave Fish claps his hands)
Cave Fish: Congratulations! You did it!
SpongeBob: Did what?
Patrick: What?
Cave Fish: Earned your survivalist medals, of course! Only a hard core survivalilist would break down and eat his best pal!
Patrick: Why do you care if we're survivalists?
Cave Fish: Cause I’m not just some old hermit. I'm (rips her costume out, revealing that he is Sandy) Sandy Cheeks! Survivalist extraordinaire!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Sandy?
Sandy: It was no accident that you fell out of truck, I was just testing your survival skills.
SpongeBob and Patrick: You planned this?
Sandy: Yup. And I'm happy to say that you both passed! Here's your survivalist medals! (gives them their medals)
(SpongeBob and Patrick cheer)
SpongeBob: Wow! It's great to have our medals, but I'm still hungry. (picks up his ketchup bottle)
Patrick: Me too.
(SpongeBob and Patrick plan to eat Sandy)
Sandy: Guys? What'd ya doing? Aah, fellas?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Eat or be eaten!!
Sandy: Uh-oh! Next time I'll bring more granola! (runs away from the cave)
