Episode Transcript: A Pal for Gary

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(episode begins with SpongeBob feeding Gary. SpongeBob pours the organic snail food into Gary's food bowl and Gary eats the organic snail food. SpongeBob throws the can of organic snail food by the dirty dishes, and a barrel hits SpongeBob back in the living room and his can of snail food lands on his nose. Gary slithers to him)

Gary: Meow.

Gary when nobody's home

SpongeBob: (laughs) Okay, Gare. I'll get out of your hair, buddy. (pushes his nose and his Krusty Krab uniform hat pops up from his head. Walks out the door) See you later, Gare. (Gary is holding a leash in his mouth) Oh, you want to go for a walk. Sorry, but I don't have time for a walk right now. Gotta get to the old job. You just have to stay here alone by yourself. But I promise as soon as I'm done at work we'll play... together. OK... Love you Gare-bear. (goes outside and closes the door. Gary picks up a leash. He lassos the leash and opens the top cabinet and gets out a can of snail food and puts it next to them. He lassos a soda drinking cowboy hat and floats it right on top of the chair. He slithers towards the chair with the remote in his mouth, while the soda drinking cowboy hat lands on his shell. He turns on the television as a cowboy riding a sea horse is shown on the TV)

SpongeBob: Poor little snail just wanted some fun time. (sighs) I just can image what he feel like when they're left alone. (walks away, while Gary is watching TV laughing and meowing. Bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab where SpongeBob is sweeping all the dust from the floor with his broom next to the customer sitting at the table eating a Krabby Patty. Another customer walks in) Welcome to the Kru... (notices that he has a purple pet worm on a leash. The worm barks) Sorry sir, but Mr. Krabs has a no pet policy. I'm afraid your worm will have to wait outside.

Customer: Oh, I could never do that. He gets so lonely and upset when he's left alone. (to his pet worm) Sorry, buddy I guess I can't buy you that Krabby Patty. Let's just go home.

Mr. Krabs: Eh? (walks towards the customer blocking the double doors) Wait. Now hold on there. Why didn't ya say you were buying that Krabby Patty? Tell you what, for your troubles I'm gonna give you two Krabby Patties at regular price. SpongeBob, give this responsible pet owner two Krabby Patties. (we hear Gary meow inside SpongeBob's head)

SpongeBob: Responsible pet owner? I leave Gary alone all by himself all day. I'd better call him just to be sure if he's okay. (walks towards the phone and answers it and calls Gary but gets no answer) Too distraught to even answer the phone.

Phone: (in SpongeBob's voice) Hello. You've reached SpongeBob and...C'mon Gary. (in Gary's voice) Meow. (in SpongeBob's voice) Gary. (laughs) The two of us are having too much fun together to answer the phone right now, so leave a message and we'll call you right back. Not as long as we take a break and have fun... together! (SpongeBob and Gary laugh)

SpongeBob: My outgoing message is a lie. (cut to SpongeBob's house where Gary is still watching the TV; on phone) Gary, are you there? Gary, it's SpongeBob. Just checking in. If you're there please pick up... (Gary is meowing and laughing and drinking a soda in a cowboy hat) Just hang in there, Gary, Daddy'll be home soon. (hangs up the phone and sighs. Bubble-wipe to that night where SpongeBob changes the "open" sign to "closed" and walks out the door where he closes the double doors. Just then he sees Mr. Krabs working on the tar machine)

Mr. Krabs: Well, well, well, SpongeBob SquarePants. I was just about to re-tar the parking. Why don't you come help me, boy?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, I'd really love to help, but I've got a lonely pet snail alone at home.

Mr. Krabs: Oh, say no more. You go on home to your pet turtle or whatever.

SpongeBob: Really, Mr. Krabs? You'd let me do that?

Mr. Krabs: Yeah, sure, just come in five hours early tomorrow to finish up the parking lot.

SpongeBob: You're the best, Mr. Krabs! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob running home) Poor Gary must have been left alone. How am I going to keep he happy when they're not alone while I'm at the Krusty Krab?

Timmy: Wow, Dad, is it really mine to keep?

Fred: Sure, son. Now you have a furry friend to give your pet without getting lonely. (SpongeBob stops and sees Timmy with a blue mini-eel) And now, Daddy can go on his business trips guilt-free.

SpongeBob: May-hap if I get Gary a pal he could play with, he wouldn't be so lonely while I'm at work.

Timmy: Hey, thanks Dad.

SpongeBob: (runs over there) They're so precious! (there are a bunch of colorful and cute mini-eels surrounding the mysterious store owning lady) SOLD! I'll take that one right there!

Store Owner: You wish to have one of my rare and extremely dangerous... huh?

SpongeBob: Oh yeah, this is the one. (picks a green mini-eel which is in a small cage)

Store Owner: Beware, boy, this is no ordinary pet!

SpongeBob: Oh, Gary's gonna be so happy!

Store Owner: You must to understand. These pets can be very unstable, especially around other pets! (shows a picture of a cat next to another green mini eel which growls at it)

SpongeBob: Yeah, yeah, yeah, thanks, bye. (walks off)

Store Owner: Why bother? They never listen. (sighs. Bubble-wipe to SpongeBob's house where Gary is still watching TV drinking a soda from the soda drinking cowboy hat)

Cowboy on TV: Sheriff, I've caught the bank robber. (throws a small cowboy hat on the table) There's your culprit right there. Now cuff him. (SpongeBob appears from behind the TV)

SpongeBob: Hello, Gary!

Gary: (sees SpongeBob by taking off the drinking soda cowboy hat then gets bored) Meow.

SpongeBob: I've brought you a surprise. (takes out the green mini-eel from behind his back) Your very own play pal. (sets it on the chair next to Gary) His name is Puffy Fluffy and he'll keep you company while I'm at work. Oh, you two get to know each other. I'll be right back. (runs off to get something)

Gary: (to Puffy Fluffy) Meow. (Puffy Fluffy roars. Gary becomes scared. SpongeBob comes back with Gary's food bowl while Puffy Fluffy returns to his cute self)

SpongeBob: Come and get it! (sets food bowl down and pours a can of snail food inside it. Gary slithers to his food bowl and starts to eat but SpongeBob stops him) Gary! What happened to your matters? You be nice and share with Puffy Fluffy. (writes "Puffy Fluffy" next to "Gary" on Gary's food bowl. Gary looks disappointed) Come here you. (sets him next to the other side of Gary's food bowl) There you are, Fluffy. Now eat up. I'm gonna go make my enchiladas. (walks off and gets something. When Gary starts eating his food, Puffy Fluffy scares him)

Puffy Fluffy: Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwr! (eats Gary's food bowl. Gary runs and hides behind the wall next to the TV. Chases after him and is about to eat him when SpongeBob comes back)

SpongeBob: Done! (Puffy Fluffy returns to his cute self. Walks in with enchiladas in a light blue box) Oh, these enchiladas are hot, hot, hot! (sits down on his chair and begins to eat when he sees Gary hiding behind the TV scared) Garold, it is not nice to ignore new friends. (picks up Gary and Puffy Fluffy toward the toys) Why don't you two play a little? (rushes off and sits back down on his chair) Great, now my enchiladas are cold. (Gary plays with his squeaky toys with Puffy Fluffy when Puffy Fluffy scares him)

Puffy Fluffy: Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwr! (rips the squeaky carrot toy with his sharp teeth while SpongeBob is eating his enchiladas. Puffy Fluffy jaws on Gary, but Gary runs and hops on SpongeBob's head)

SpongeBob: Gary, what has gone into you, huh? (picks Gary from behind his head) Because you refuse to be cooperative with our new friend and you have ruined my enchiladas dinner, I have no choice but to put you to siesta early tonight. (bubble-wipe to the living room where SpongeBob puts Gary down on a small green bed) I hope you're happy now.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Good. Because you can sleep with your new friend. (sets Puffy Fluffy on the bed and Gary gets scared. Covers them up with a small blanket) Aww, look at you two so cute together!

Gary: Meooooooow.

SpongeBob: I accept your apology, Gary. Now, you be good to him. Good night. (walks off to bed when Puffy Fluffy scares Gary)

Puffy Fluffy: Rawwwwwwwwwwwwwr! (cut to SpongeBob going in his bed in his room)

SpongeBob: Ahh. I can rest so peacefully, now that Gary's got a good pal they could play with. (goes to sleep when Gary bursts through the door and runs toward SpongeBob scared)

Gary: MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (hops on SpongeBob's bed)

SpongeBob: Gary! Shame on you! (takes Gary back in the living room) Puffy Fluffy is perfectly harmless. (takes off the blanket and sees it) See? There he is, fast asleep. Now, will you let me sleep, Gary, please? (sets Gary back on the bed and covers him with a small blanket) Good night. (turns off the light and closes the door. Gary looks at Puffy Fluffy but it's only his skin. Just then there's a noise coming from the downstairs kitchen. Gary goes into the kitchen and sees a big green thing behind the fridge eating. Gary slithers to the thing. It is a monsterous Puffy Fluffy)

Puffy Fluffy: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!

Gary: MEOOOOOOW!

Puffy Fluffy: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR! (sticks out four tongues with large sharp teeth)

Gary: (in terror) MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (cut to SpongeBob who is sleeping. Slithers toward the oven. Looks behind, grabs a pan, and turns around. Tries to stop Puffy Fluffy with the pan. SpongeBob, meanwhile, is still sleeping. Gary gets chased by Puffy Fluffy) MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Puffy Fluffy chases Gary into SpongeBob's library. Stops in front of the books, turns around, and sees Puffy Fluffy who is about to eat him) MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (gets away as quickly as he can and hides behind a pile of books, as Puffy Fluffy chases Gary around the pile of books and uses his big tail fin and hits the fireplace where the log is. Gets away as quickly as he can and dodges the fire which sets the entire library ablaze. Puffy Fluffy scares Gary by the fire. SpongeBob, who is still sleeping, sniffs something burning coming from downstairs)

SpongeBob: (talking in his sleep) Mmmmm. You're making meatballs, Grandma? Time for dinner already? (Gary is in the bathroom putting out the fire with a pot full of water from the bathtub. The fire is put out)

Gary: Phew. (sees that Puffy Fluffy is ruining several of SpongeBob's pants with his big sharp teeth. Puffy Fluffy roars at Gary) MAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (Puffy Fluffy spits out several of SpongeBob's torn pants) MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW! (runs towards Puffy Fluffy who is ruining the library books and tries to stop him on the back with his teeth. Puffy Fluffy looks at him and hits him toward the bookshelf) Oooow! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! (sees Puffy Fluffy who is about to eat him but he jumps over him and runs quickly toward the garage. Turns around) MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (sees Puffy Fluffy about to eat him. SpongeBob is still sleeping and the ceiling is starting to crack and fall. Gary is chased by Puffy Fluffy rushing towards the wall) MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! (gets chased by Puffy Fluffy in the living room. Outside, SpongeBob's house is shaking. The next morning, the foghorn alarm goes off with the ceiling cracks falling off)

SpongeBob: Better go check down stairs and see if my little buddies are getting along! (notices a peace of ceiling crack) Huh? What's this? Must have been a seaquake last night. Oh well, what are you gonna do? (opens the galley door which falls over) That's unusual. WHOA! (sees the library which is a total wreck) My library! (gasps) And my prized memoirs of T.S. Halibut! (gasps) My clothes! (picks up his torn pants) This was no random seaquake. Who could have done this? Why, there was one here except... (gets angry) ...Gary. I bet he's jealous about the new friend. (goes down the stairs to the kitchen door) Gary, you are in BIG trouble! (tries to open the exercise room door but it's locked) Gary, you unlock this door immediately. (Puffy Fluffy puts his four long tongues on Gary) All right, Gary, you have let me no choice! (rushes toward the door and knocks it over. Looks up and gasps in shock)

Gary: MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!! (he is about to get eaten by Puffy Fluffy)

SpongeBob: GARY! (to Gary) You put Fluffy down right now! Bad boy, Gary! (Puffy Fluffy looks at SpongeBob) Bad! Bad! Bad, Gary! Bad! (Puffy Fluffy puts down Gary gently on the floor) I specifically have told and told you and told you and told you and told you and... Oh hello there. Are you a friend of Fluffy? (Puffy Fluffy bites SpongeBob with one of his four long tongues) What's going on here? Okay, this is starting to get hurt.

Gary: (gets up and sees SpongeBob about to get eaten and gasps) MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!

SpongeBob: That's exactly what I've been trying to tell you-- (Puffy Fluffy shuts SpongeBob up with one of his four long tongues. Gary rushes as fast as he can and comes back with his cowboy gear on while dramatic western music plays. He lassos his leash and hits Puffy Fluffy right in the face and he lets go of SpongeBob covered in monster slime. Gary lassos his leash and puts it through Puffy Fluffy's four long tongues and pulls on them really tight)

Puffy Fluffy: RAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWR!! (rushes outside the house. Runs off roaring and crying)

SpongeBob: FLUFFY! FLUFFY, WAIT, COME BACK! (Gary slithers to SpongeBob) Well, Gary, what do you have to say for yourself? (bubble-wipe to the Krusty Krab were SpongeBob carries Gary into the kitchen) Ah, this is more like it. From now on, I'm taking you wherever I go. No more lonely days alone at home. (puts Gary down. Mr. Krabs gasps)

Mr. Krabs: What's that filthy animal doing in me kitchen?

SpongeBob: (laughs) It's me, SpongeBob. I brought Gary along to help out. (puts a Krusty Krab uniform hat on Gary)

Mr. Krabs: Free... labor? Why didn't ya say so? (takes out a spatula) Serve em' up, snail! (hands Gary a spatula. Gary sighs)

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