Episode Transcript: Waiting

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Episode Article: [[Waiting (Episode)|Waiting]]
  
 
==Characters==
 
==Characters==
 
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
*[[Patrick]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
*[[Squidward]]
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*[[Gary]]
 
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy]]
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*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]] (cameo)
 
*Mailman
 
*Mailman
  
(at  the [[Barg'n Mart]], SpongeBob is whistling while putting a box of Kelp cereal in his shopping cart)<br>
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==Dialogue==
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(episode begins at  the Barg'n Mart, where SpongeBob is whistling while putting a box of Kelp cereal in his shopping cart)
  
Spongebob: What's this? (reads box label) It says free prize! (braying laughter. Takes Gary and his box of cereal home and immediately dumps out all the cereal in the bowl and munches it all down) Huh? Where's my prize? (reads cereal box again) "Free Prize." (gasps) "Offer inside"?! Just send in 99 box tops? (cut to Spongebob eating more cereal with a bunch of cereal boxes all around him) How you doing over there, Gary?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': What's this? (reads box label) It says free prize! (laughs. Takes Gary and his box of cereal home and immediately dumps out all the cereal in the bowl and munches it all down) Huh? Where's my prize? (reads cereal box again) "Free Prize." (gasps) "Offer inside"! Just send in 99 box tops! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob eating more cereal with a bunch of cereal boxes all around him) How you doing over there, Gary?
  
Gary: Meow. (Spongebob opens up a box and pours the cereal in Gary's bowl) Meow.<br>
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'''Gary''': Meow. (SpongeBob opens up a box and pours the cereal in Gary's bowl) Meow.<br>
  
Spongebob: Send in the box tops... (swallows the cereal in his mouth) ...before eating all the cereal? Gary, you are a  
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'''SpongeBob''': Send in the box tops... (swallows the cereal in his mouth) ...before eating all the cereal?! Gary, you are a genius! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob stuffing the envelopes with box tops. Sometime later, SpongeBob is outside by the mailbox) I'm waiting. I'm waiting. (Patrick joins in)
genius! (cut to Spongebob stuffing the envelopes with box tops. Cut to Spongebob outside by the mailbox) I'm waiting. I'm  
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waiting.<br>
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Spongebob & Patrick: I'm waiting. I'm waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting.<br>
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': I'm waiting. I'm waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting.
Spongebob: We're waiting.<br>
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Patrick: Spongebob, what are we waiting for?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': We're waiting.
Spongebob: We're waiting for the mailman. He's bringing me a free toy.<br>
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Patrick: I love toys! Can I wait for your toy with you?<br>
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'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, what are we waiting for?
  
Spongebob: Why, sure.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': We're waiting for the mailman. He's bringing me a free toy.
  
Spongebob & Patrick: We're waiting. We're waiting.<br>
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'''Patrick''': I love toys! Can I wait for your toy with you?
Patrick: There's the mailman!<br>
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Mailman: Are you Spongebob Squarepants?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Why, sure.
  
Spongebob: Yup. (shuddering with excitement. Mailman hands him 3 envelopes) Isn't there anything else?<br>
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': We're waiting. We're waiting.
  
Mailman: Nope, sorry kid. (walks off whistling)<br>
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'''Patrick''': There's the mailman!
  
Spongebob: Guess we'll have to keep waiting. (both wait by the mailbox. After a while, both of their stomachs growl and
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'''Mailman''': Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?
bark at each other)<br>
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Patrick: Hey, Spongebob, I'm hungry.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Yup. (shudders with excitement. Mailman hands him 3 envelopes) Isn't there anything else?
  
Spongebob: Me, too.<br>
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'''Mailman''': Nope, sorry kid. (walks off whistling)
  
Patrick: Let's go down to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Guess we'll have to keep waiting. (both wait by the mailbox. After a while, both of their stomachs growl and bark at each other)
Spongebob: Great idea, Patrick. Krusty Krab, here we... wait a minute. What if the mailman comes when I'm gone? (clings
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onto the mailbox)<br>
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Patrick: What's wrong Spongebob?<br>
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'''Patrick''': Hey, SpongeBob, I'm hungry.
  
Spongebob: If I leave, the mailman might come and I might miss him.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Me, too.
  
Patrick: Oh, I'm gonna take off then. I don't think my arm can stand much more of this. (Patrick's stomach is biting his
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'''Patrick''': Let's go down to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty.
arm)<br>
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Spongebob: (checks mailbox) Got to stay focused. (checks mailbox again. Sandy jumps in)<br>
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Sandy: Hiya! Hey, Spongebob, want to do some kara... (Spongebob grabs her arm and flips her on her back)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Great idea, Patrick. Krusty Krab, here we... ''wait'' a minute. What if the mailman comes when I'm gone? (clings onto the mailbox)
  
Spongebob: Not now, I'm busy. (Sandy brushes herself off and walks away. Spongebob checks the mailbox again. Gary pushes
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'''Patrick''': What's wrong, SpongeBob?
  
his bowl by Spongebob's foot) Oh, Gary, not now. Can't you see that I'm waiting for the mailman? Doesn't anyone understand
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'''SpongeBob''': If I leave, the mailman might come and I might miss him.
  
this? (checks mailbox again then pants as Gary takes his bowl away) So tired. So hungry. But must wait...for toy.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Oh, I'm gonna take off then. I don't think my arm can stand much more of this. (Patrick's stomach is biting his arm)
  
Patrick: Hey, buddy.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': (checks mailbox) Got to stay focused. (checks mailbox again. Sandy jumps in)
  
Spongebob: What?! What do you want?! Can't you see I'm doing something here?! (checks mailbox) This better be good.<br>
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'''Sandy''': Hiya! Hey, SpongeBob, want to do some kara...!! (SpongeBob grabs her arm and flips her on her back)
  
Patrick: You missed your surprise birthday party, so I just wanted to bring you a present and some cake because you missed it.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Not now, I'm busy. (Sandy brushes herself off and walks away. SpongeBob checks the mailbox again. Gary pushes his bowl by SpongeBob's foot) Oh, Gary, not now. Can't you see that I'm waiting for the mailman?! Doesn't anyone understand this?!? (checks mailbox again then pants as Gary takes his bowl away) So tired. So hungry. But must wait...for toy.
  
Spongebob: My birthday party? I missed my birthday party?<br>
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'''Patrick''': Hey, buddy.
  
Patrick: Yeah, see? (shows present and cake) Here's a present and your cake.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': (screaming) What?! What do you want?! Can't you see I'm doing something here?! (pokes Patrick in the head, checks mailbox) This better be good.
  
Spongebob: My birthday cake.<br>
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'''Patrick''': You missed your surprise birthday party, so I just wanted to bring you a present and some cake because you missed it.
  
Patrick: Yeah. Let me just get you a fork so you can eat it. (Spongebob giggles) Uh, let me just hold the cake like this,
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'''SpongeBob''': My birthday party? I missed my birthday party?
(holds the piece of cake between his teeth) so I can get you a fork. (digs in pocket) Huh, I wonder where I put that fork.
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(notices he ate the cake) Oops.<br>
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Spongebob: That was my cake. What is the present?
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'''Patrick''': Yeah, see? (shows present and cake) Here's a present and your cake.
Patrick: Oh, yeah. (opens the box) A fork! (Spongebob sobs)<br>
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Spongebob: Ah!! That stupid toy. I wasted my whole life waiting for it.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': My birthday cake.
  
Patrick: Actually, you've only been here 20 minutes.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Yeah. Let me just get you a fork so you can eat it. (SpongeBob giggles) Uh, let me just hold the cake like this, (holds the piece of cake between his teeth) so I can get you a fork. (digs in pocket) Huh, I wonder where I put that fork. (notices he ate the cake) Oops.
  
Spongebob: I've been mean to Gary and I flipped Sandy. And now you hate me 'cause... I'm a big jerk!<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': That was my cake. What is the present?
Patrick: No, I don't.<br>
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Spongebob: Yes, you do.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Oh, yeah. (opens the box) A fork! (SpongeBob sniffles, then cries loudly)
  
Mailman: Spongebob Squarepants?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': That stupid toy! I wasted my whole life waiting for it!
  
Patrick: Could you come back later? He's having a moment.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Actually, you've only been here 20 minutes.
  
Mailman: Yeah. I just need a signature for...<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': I've been mean to Gary, and I flipped Sandy, and now you hate me 'cause... I'm a big jerk! (cries)
  
Patrick: I said he's having a moment! Now leave him alone!<br>
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'''Patrick''': No, I don't.
  
Spongebob: No, Patrick, people like me don't deserve moments. (signs for the package) I get so caught up in... Oh, here ya
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'''SpongeBob''': Yes, you do.
go. (takes package) ...in waiting for...my toy! (laughs. Patrick laughs) Whoo!<br>
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Patrick: Whoo! Yeah! (both riverdance and dance on the ground. Spongebob opens up the package to reveal a green-headed,
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'''Mailman''': SpongeBob SquarePants?
purple-colored body toy)<br>
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Spongebob: Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking?<br>
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'''Patrick''': Could you come back later? He's having a moment.
  
Patrick: Yup.<br>
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'''Mailman''': Yeah. I just need a signature for...
  
Spongebob & Patrick: It's beautiful. (Patrick touches it and its springs pop out)<br>
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'''Patrick''': I said he's having a moment! Now leave him alone!
  
Patrick: Spongebob?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': No, Patrick, (sniffs) people like me don't deserve moments. (signs for the package) I get so caught up in... Oh, here ya go. (takes package) ...in waiting for...my toy! (laughs. Patrick laughs as well) Whoo!
  
Spongebob: I waited so long.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Whoo! Yeah! (both riverdance, laugh and dance on the ground. SpongeBob opens up the package to reveal a green-headed, purple-colored body toy)
  
Patrick: Spongebob?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking?
  
Spongebob: And you broke it.<br>
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'''Patrick''': Yup.
  
Patrick: You okay, buddy?<br>
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'''SpongeBob and Patrick''': It's beautiful. (Patrick touches it and its springs pop out)
  
Spongebob: Yes, yes I'm okay.<br>
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'''Patrick''': SpongeBob?
  
Patrick: Oh... oh, for a sec, I...<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': I waited so long...
  
Spongebob: You! You ruined my free toy!<br>
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'''Patrick''': SpongeBob?
  
Patrick: I'm sorry. Oh, maybe if you just... (pokes it but the springs stretch out. Spongebob screams and Patrick sobs.  
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'''SpongeBob''': And you broke it...
Squidward walks down the street while Spongebob and Patrick are rolling around screaming and sobbing)<br>
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Squidward: Just keep walking, Squiddy. don't make eye contact. (walks into his house, goes upstairs to look out the window
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'''Patrick''': You okay, buddy?
and see Spongebob & Patrick still screaming and crying, then closes his window) Ah, now to soothe my frayed nerves. (screaming and
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sobbing resume. Squidward walks out of his house) All right, what's going on? Why are you two crying?<br>
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Spongebob: (screaming) I-I ate... box-box-boxtops. And then... I'm waiting. I'm waiting. And then he came and we're waiting.
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'''SpongeBob''': Yes, yes I'm okay.
We're waiting. And then my toy and then you and then snap and then this. (shows toy. Squidward fixes it by pushing its head
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down)<br>
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Squidward: There. Now see? (shows how the toy works) It's supposed to do that.<br>
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'''Patrick''': (sighs) For a sec, I...
  
Spongebob: Hey, my toy's okay.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': (angry) YOU! YOU RUINED MY FREE TOY!!
  
Squidward: Good. Now will you two be quiet?<br>
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'''Patrick''': I'm sorry. Oh, maybe if you just... (pokes it but the springs stretch out. SpongeBob screams and Patrick cries. Squidward walks down the street while SpongeBob and Patrick are rolling around crying)
  
Spongebob: Look, Patrick, Squidward fixed it. (both run over and hug Squidward) How can we ever thank you?<br>
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'''Squidward''': Just keep walking, Squiddy. don't make eye contact. (walks into his house, goes upstairs to look out the window and see SpongeBob and Patrick still crying, then closes his window) Ah, now to soothe my frayed nerves. (crying resumes in louder outcome. Walks out of his house) All right, what's going on?! Why are you two crying?!
  
Patrick: Yeah, how can we thank you?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': (stuttering) I-I ate... box-box-box tops? And then... I'm waiting. I'm waiting. And then he came and we're waiting. We're waiting. And then my toy and then you and then snap and then this! (shows toy. SpongeBob still cries. Squidward fixes it by pushing its head down)
  
Squidward: Move to another neighborhood.
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'''Squidward''': There. Now see? (shows how the toy works) It's supposed to do that.
  
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'''SpongeBob''': Hey, my toy's okay!
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'''Squidward''': Good. Now will you two be quiet?
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'''SpongeBob''': Look, Patrick, Squidward fixed it. (both run over and hug Squidward) How can we ever thank you?
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'''Patrick''': Yeah, how can we thank you? (giggles)
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'''Squidward''': Move to another neighborhood.
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(episode begins at the Barg'n Mart, where SpongeBob is whistling while putting a box of Kelp cereal in his shopping cart)

SpongeBob: What's this? (reads box label) It says free prize! (laughs. Takes Gary and his box of cereal home and immediately dumps out all the cereal in the bowl and munches it all down) Huh? Where's my prize? (reads cereal box again) "Free Prize." (gasps) "Offer inside"! Just send in 99 box tops! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob eating more cereal with a bunch of cereal boxes all around him) How you doing over there, Gary?

Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob opens up a box and pours the cereal in Gary's bowl) Meow.

SpongeBob: Send in the box tops... (swallows the cereal in his mouth) ...before eating all the cereal?! Gary, you are a genius! (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob stuffing the envelopes with box tops. Sometime later, SpongeBob is outside by the mailbox) I'm waiting. I'm waiting. (Patrick joins in)

SpongeBob and Patrick: I'm waiting. I'm waiting. We're waiting. We're waiting.

SpongeBob: We're waiting.

Patrick: SpongeBob, what are we waiting for?

SpongeBob: We're waiting for the mailman. He's bringing me a free toy.

Patrick: I love toys! Can I wait for your toy with you?

SpongeBob: Why, sure.

SpongeBob and Patrick: We're waiting. We're waiting.

Patrick: There's the mailman!

Mailman: Are you SpongeBob SquarePants?

SpongeBob: Yup. (shudders with excitement. Mailman hands him 3 envelopes) Isn't there anything else?

Mailman: Nope, sorry kid. (walks off whistling)

SpongeBob: Guess we'll have to keep waiting. (both wait by the mailbox. After a while, both of their stomachs growl and bark at each other)

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, I'm hungry.

SpongeBob: Me, too.

Patrick: Let's go down to the Krusty Krab for a Krabby Patty.

SpongeBob: Great idea, Patrick. Krusty Krab, here we... wait a minute. What if the mailman comes when I'm gone? (clings onto the mailbox)

Patrick: What's wrong, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: If I leave, the mailman might come and I might miss him.

Patrick: Oh, I'm gonna take off then. I don't think my arm can stand much more of this. (Patrick's stomach is biting his arm)

SpongeBob: (checks mailbox) Got to stay focused. (checks mailbox again. Sandy jumps in)

Sandy: Hiya! Hey, SpongeBob, want to do some kara...!! (SpongeBob grabs her arm and flips her on her back)

SpongeBob: Not now, I'm busy. (Sandy brushes herself off and walks away. SpongeBob checks the mailbox again. Gary pushes his bowl by SpongeBob's foot) Oh, Gary, not now. Can't you see that I'm waiting for the mailman?! Doesn't anyone understand this?!? (checks mailbox again then pants as Gary takes his bowl away) So tired. So hungry. But must wait...for toy.

Patrick: Hey, buddy.

SpongeBob: (screaming) What?! What do you want?! Can't you see I'm doing something here?! (pokes Patrick in the head, checks mailbox) This better be good.

Patrick: You missed your surprise birthday party, so I just wanted to bring you a present and some cake because you missed it.

SpongeBob: My birthday party? I missed my birthday party?

Patrick: Yeah, see? (shows present and cake) Here's a present and your cake.

SpongeBob: My birthday cake.

Patrick: Yeah. Let me just get you a fork so you can eat it. (SpongeBob giggles) Uh, let me just hold the cake like this, (holds the piece of cake between his teeth) so I can get you a fork. (digs in pocket) Huh, I wonder where I put that fork. (notices he ate the cake) Oops.

SpongeBob: That was my cake. What is the present?

Patrick: Oh, yeah. (opens the box) A fork! (SpongeBob sniffles, then cries loudly)

SpongeBob: That stupid toy! I wasted my whole life waiting for it!

Patrick: Actually, you've only been here 20 minutes.

SpongeBob: I've been mean to Gary, and I flipped Sandy, and now you hate me 'cause... I'm a big jerk! (cries)

Patrick: No, I don't.

SpongeBob: Yes, you do.

Mailman: SpongeBob SquarePants?

Patrick: Could you come back later? He's having a moment.

Mailman: Yeah. I just need a signature for...

Patrick: I said he's having a moment! Now leave him alone!

SpongeBob: No, Patrick, (sniffs) people like me don't deserve moments. (signs for the package) I get so caught up in... Oh, here ya go. (takes package) ...in waiting for...my toy! (laughs. Patrick laughs as well) Whoo!

Patrick: Whoo! Yeah! (both riverdance, laugh and dance on the ground. SpongeBob opens up the package to reveal a green-headed, purple-colored body toy)

SpongeBob: Patrick, are you thinking what I'm thinking?

Patrick: Yup.

SpongeBob and Patrick: It's beautiful. (Patrick touches it and its springs pop out)

Patrick: SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: I waited so long...

Patrick: SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: And you broke it...

Patrick: You okay, buddy?

SpongeBob: Yes, yes I'm okay.

Patrick: (sighs) For a sec, I...

SpongeBob: (angry) YOU! YOU RUINED MY FREE TOY!!

Patrick: I'm sorry. Oh, maybe if you just... (pokes it but the springs stretch out. SpongeBob screams and Patrick cries. Squidward walks down the street while SpongeBob and Patrick are rolling around crying)

Squidward: Just keep walking, Squiddy. don't make eye contact. (walks into his house, goes upstairs to look out the window and see SpongeBob and Patrick still crying, then closes his window) Ah, now to soothe my frayed nerves. (crying resumes in louder outcome. Walks out of his house) All right, what's going on?! Why are you two crying?!

SpongeBob: (stuttering) I-I ate... box-box-box tops? And then... I'm waiting. I'm waiting. And then he came and we're waiting. We're waiting. And then my toy and then you and then snap and then this! (shows toy. SpongeBob still cries. Squidward fixes it by pushing its head down)

Squidward: There. Now see? (shows how the toy works) It's supposed to do that.

SpongeBob: Hey, my toy's okay!

Squidward: Good. Now will you two be quiet?

SpongeBob: Look, Patrick, Squidward fixed it. (both run over and hug Squidward) How can we ever thank you?

Patrick: Yeah, how can we thank you? (giggles)

Squidward: Move to another neighborhood.


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