Squidward Tentacles

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Name: Squidward Tentacles
Date of Birth:	October 13,1942(age:65) We actually never know his date of birth.
Name in other languages:	Thaddäus Tentakel - German Carlo Tentacules - French Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian Lula Molusco - Portuguese Сепия - Bulgarian Octo Tentakels - Dutch Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας (Kalamaris Plokamias) - Greek
Species:	Octopus Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him 6 arms and did know this.
Nickname:	Squid The Thing Smelly Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms
Address:	Conch Street 122, Bikini Bottom, pacific ocean
Jobs	Cashier and waiter in the Krusty Krab Sometimes Fry Cook (06b, 20a, 41a, 87b) a short time waiter in "Krabby O Mondays" (65a) Krusty Krab 2's Manager (in the Movie) a short time dishwasher (79b)
Friend:	Clarinet Jim The Original Fry Cook Most people usually hate him because he hates them.
Rival:	See below for Squidward's enemies
Interests:	Play the clarinet Art Free dance Ride a bicycle
Favorite dish:	Canned Bread Sweedish Barnacle Balls Fumed sausages Krabby Patty (Just One Bite)
Ancestor:	Squog Squidly the King's Fool
Favorite music:	Solitude in E-Minor Boys Who Cry Cool Jazz (76b)
Favorite magazines:	Magazines about modern dance Squid Ink.
Vices:	Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "Good Neighbours") He has no hair He is claustrophobic (72b)
Portrayers:	Rodger Bumpass - English Eberhard Prüter - German

Squidward J. Tentacles is in fact an octopus, and very little is known about his parents. His mother is featured in two episodes "Krusty Towers" and "April Fools" both with a different appearence. HIs mother also has a manly like deep voice. About his father: N/A Known. (Papa Tentacles)

Personality

Squidward Tentacles is a light green/blue colour, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large bald head, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt which is sometimes nautical brown-orange. Squidward is a ANGRY ANNOYED UNKNIND SQUID!!!!He hates everthing on the menu of the Krusty Krab.

Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, sitck-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to SpongeBob SquarePants. He is very egotistical and can't stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper-class, and looks down on most other people. Most of the time Squidward is impatient, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, Squidward is shown to have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in 'Squidville', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realises that he can't cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in 'Squid's Day Off' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every once in a while, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.

Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely due to the fact that he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiam, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, Eugene H. Krabs, about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Althougnt he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when Jim, the original fry cook was there. Him and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant. Squidward is the third main character of the show.

Lifestyle

Sqidward loves art. He has many self-portraits of himself all around his house, but rarely paints anything else. He also plays the clarinet, which he nicknames "Clary". He seems to think that he is a talented clarinet player, but really his songs are usually very out of tune. Squidward also enjoys watching television, listening to the radio ,riding his bike and reading. He takes great pleasure from treating and pampering himself, although he is usually interrupted by SpongeBob whilst trying to relax.

Next to his dream to become a renowned clarinet player, he dreams of having hair, as he is quite sensitive about his baldness (which, due to his egotistical nature, he won't admit). However, in 'The Original Fry-Cook', it is revealed that Squidward used to have flowing blond hair.While talking to Jim about life,Squidward said he might possibly lose all his beautiful hair, and when he said it,all of his hair exploded! Squidward soon spent hours trying to find even the tiniest amount of hair.

Squidward lives in an Easter Island head. Unfortunately for him, his house is located right in between SpongeBob's pineapple and Patrick's rock. Squidward's house has been shown to have the ability to move on several occasions, including when it leans over in order to peek into Patrick's secret box. It also hs been shown with two rocky arms protruding from the ground that it puts in its ears when SpongeBob and Patrick are being particularly loud. Squidward also wants to have a lifestyle of being a dancer. in Slimy Dancing (Episode), Squidward entered a dance contest but he did not get in so he cheated.

Squidward's Minor Jobs

• Art Department Artist of the Mermaidman and Barnacleboy Movie.
• Jellyfishing Inventor
• Jellyfisher
• Time Traveler
• Clarinet Player
• Krusty Krab Terrible Cook
• Snail-Sitter( I Was a Teenage Gary)
• Art Lesson Teacher
• Band Director
• Dancing Lesson Attender
  

  

  Squidward and the Cabinet
• Criminal
• Krusty Krab's Owner
• Cake Baker
• Best Friend to Spongebob and Patrick
• Santa Claus
• Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave
• Earth Defender Hero(Captain Magma)
• Wallet Snatcher Criminal

Squidward's Schemes to Get Rid of Spongebob or Patrick

• In Naughty Nautical Neighbors Squidward arrives that SpongeBob and Patrick become enemies, so he thinks there are no problems anymore. But now SpongeBob and Patrick want to be his best friend, so Squidward arrives the contrary of his idea.
• In Opposite Day Squidward is going to move out. But a controller is going to check, if there is no pertutbing neighbours, otherwise he mustn't move. So that SpongeBob and Patrick don't disturb the controller, he invents the opposite day, but SpongeBob and Patrick think they are Squidward. As the controller thinks there are 3 Squidwards, she refuses the move.
• In SB-129 Squidward wants to play the clarinett without SpongeBob's and Patrick's noise, so he absconds and goes to the Krusty Krab's freezer. Shortly after he is freezed and is unfreezed 2000 years later. Immedialtely he doesn't want to stay there and with a time machine he moves in the pastand at the end he was in the middle of nowhere and he recognizes he can't live without SpongeBob and Patrick.
• In Squid's Day Off Mr. Krabs's arms are "broken", so he gives his job to Squidward. Squidward benefits this chance to be as far as possible from SpongeBob. But whilst SpongeBob in the Krusty Krab works and Squidward in his house, Squidward thinks SpongeBob destroys the Krusty Krab.
• In Squidville Squidward moves to the Tentacle Acres so that Squidward is far away from his neighbors. But Squidward becomes mad without SpongeBob ad Patrick and returns to the Conch Street.
• In Good Neighbor Squidward installs the safety system 5000 so that SpongeBob and Patrick can't get on his nerves anymore. Shortly after the system raged trough Bikini Bottom and Squidward must every Sunday achieve community service with SpongeBob and Patrick.
• In Funny Pants Squidward can't sustain SpongeBob's laughter, so he tells SpongeBob if he doesn't stop to laugh, he won't be able to laugh anymore! SpongeBob believes in Squidward's words so much, that he can't laugh anymore. But in stat of laughing he cries all the times and Squidward suffers like before.
• In Hocus Pocus SpongeBob wants to demonstrate Squidward a card trick. While SpongeBob does this Squidward gets on the bus and disappear. Sometime later he returns and immediately he absconds a second time.
• In SpongeBob vs. Patty Gadget Squidward has a machine which needs no help to prepare Krabby Patties, so that SpongeBob will be fired, but SpongeBob arrives to beat it.

Squidward's espacial default

We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.

• In Employee of the Month SpongeBob says Squidward can't be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. But at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we don't know who is the new Employee of the Month.
• In The Paper Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he get the paper. But he notices he hasn't got any fun with it and he hasn't got anything else.
• In Fools in April SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves, SpongeBob goes over the top and Squidward arrives that SpongeBob runs cried at home. Finally, Squidward excuses for his "joke".
• In Club SpongeBob Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward can't be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down, he unwittingly catapults all the club in a forest.
• In The Camping Episode SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word inside means he can't go camping, so he goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beated by a sea bear and a sea rhinoceros!
• In Breath of Fresh Squidward he comes to know that SpongeBob and Patrick every night in his house are. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he get an electric shock.

Alter Egos

• Smelly is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. (76a)
• Squidly was King Krab's jester who was caged because King Krabs doesn't like his poems and melodies. (66_ )
• Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).

Squidward's Enemies

• SpongeBob (ARCH NEMESIS)
• Patrick (ARCH NEMESIS)
• Gary
• Barnacle Boy
• Mr. Krabs
• Pearl
• Little Squidward and Squid Wood
• Plankton
• The Dirty Bubble
• ManRay
• Any Jellyfish
• DoodleBob
• What Zit Tooya
• Squilliam Fancyson
• The Seagulls from Land
• The Wormy
• Magic Conch Shell
• Bikini Bottomites
• Tom
• Fred
• Nancy
• Monroe
• Perch Perkins
• A Sea-Bear
• Janitor at Arts Class.

Squidward's Weakness

• Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too.
• IIIMMMAAAGGGINNNNAAATTTIIIOOONNNNN
• MAGIC from the Wishing Well
• Love and Nice Things
• The PAPER
• Losing Hair
• Being annoyed and defeated by jellyfishes

Family

• Mama Tentacles
• Papa Tentacles (Probably Deceased)
• Spongebob( brother in Can You Spare a Dime and SquidBob TentaclePants)

Trivia

• Squidward was the moderater of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.
  In the USA this Spin-off was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher Nickelodeon.
• Squidward's name is a Portmanteau; it is composed from "Squid" and "Edward".
• When Squidward laughs, his nose contracts like a bagpipe.
• Squidward is afflicted with claustrophobia. (72b)

Quotes

• "I hate my job!" (84a)
• "To bad SpongeBob's not here to enjoy SpongeBob not being here." (Movie)
• (Squidward sees a fish with a chum-helmet)

"Some people heave no taste in headgear."

(Shortly after he sees a baby with it)

"Babies too?" (Movie)

• (Squidward understands Plankon's plan)

(to Plankton): "It was you all along! But you made one fatal mistake. You messed with my paycheck." (The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)