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Sea Bear
A Sea bear is an underwater bear, and only appeared in The Camping Episode. SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward all encountered it once.
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Looks
The sea bear looks like a normal fish with clawed fins (though it floats in the water on its side like a normal fish, unlike the regular fish of Bikini Bottom), and has the head and upper body of a bear.
Defenses and Attractions
Attractions of a sea bear (with explanations and/or reasons):
- Playing a clarinet poorly.
- Waving a flashlight back and forth really fast.
- Patrick claims flashlights are their natural prey, though it could also be seen as a sign of weakness or inferiority.
- Stomping on the ground
- They take it as a challenge.
- Eating, distributing, or even holding cubed cheese.
- SpongeBob points out that sliced cheese is fine.
- Wearing a sombrero in a goofy fashion (upside down).
- Offensive, perhaps.
- Wearing clown shoes
- Perhaps in ridicule of a sea bear's large body, or the bear may mistake giant red feet as a sign of blood or a dying animal.
- Wearing a hoop skirt.
- Perhaps this disgusts the Sea Bear, or is just too ugly.
- Screeching like a chimpanzee.
- Perhaps they hate the sound of a screeching chimpanzee, or may sound like an animal dying.
- It should also be noted that sea bears seem to just "not like" Squidward, since it always attacks him whenever he moves. SpongeBob tells Squidward not to run, limp, or crawl if he doesn’t want the Sea Bear to attack, but then, after doing something off-screen, the Sea Bear attacks once again, showing that, even though he didn’t do anything that a Sea Bear normally hates, the Sea Bear just doesn’t like Squidward (as noted by SpongeBob).
Defense:
- To protect oneself from the mauling of a Sea Bear, an Anti-Sea Bear Circle must be drawn in the ground. Immediately after, the prey must stand or sit in the Circle's radius, and if successful, the sea bear won’t attack. However, a circle must be a perfect (or near-perfect) circle, and that an oval won’t help.
- Also if trying to escape from a sea bear don’t, under any circumstances, try to run from a sea bear, as they hate that.
- Don’t try to limp away from a sea bear (they hate limping more than running).
- Don’t try to crawl away from a sea bear.
- If the sea bear doesn't like you, it increases the risk of being attacked.
- There is also a Sea Rhinoceros, which will always come after the sound of a sea bear attack, possibly to pick up any scraps of meat that a sea bear leaves behind (like vultures).
Rumors
- There are many rumors and controversies about the dreaded Sea Bear. In a magazine called "Fake Science Monthly" it explains that Sea Bears and Fairy Tales are real--however, this is an obvious gimmick, seeing that the title of the magazine itself implies that the stories inside aren’t true.
- Later in the episode, it shows a different issue of Fake Science Monthly, explaining the purpose of an Anti-Sea Bear Circle, and that it is the only defense available.
- In a magazine called "Bikini Bottom Inquirer", there is an article about a fish marrying a Sea Bear.
- Of course, although the name of the magazine is "Fake Science Monthly," the tips inside, such as drawing an Anti-Sea Bear Circle, do really work.
Related Pages
- Sea Rhinoceros
- Anti-Sea Bear Circle
- Fake Science Monthly
- The Camping Episode
- Anti-Sea Rhinoceros Undergarments
Friends
SpongeBob and Patrick. Why? Because He does not see SpongeBob and Patrick doing stuff that makes a Sea Bear mad, except that Squidward did things that attracted a Sea Bear.
Mortal Enemies
Squidward, because Squidward Played a Clarinet Badly, Waving a Flashlight back and forward, Stomping on the Ground, Eating Cubbed Cheese on a Dish, Wearing a Sambreo upside down, Wearing Clown Shoes, Wearing a Hoop Skirt, and Screeching like a Chimpanzee!
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Main Villains: Sheldon J. Plankton • Karen Plankton • Bikini Bottom Criminals Supporting/Minor Villains: Alaskan Bull Worm • Atomic Flounder • Bubble Bass • Cyclops • Dead Eye Plankton • Dennis • Dirty Bubble • DoodleBob • Filthy Phil • Flats • Jack M. Crazyfish • Jellion Clones • Jellion King • Kelp Thing • Lip Service • Man Ray • Master Udon • Patty Gadget • Planktonamor • Puffy Fluffy • Sea Bear • Sea Whelks • Sinister Slug • The Big One • The Moth • The Tickler • Old Blue Lips • Plankton Family |
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