Episode Transcript: Big Sister Sam

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Patrick: (singing) Makin' it clean, and living the dream.
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Patrick: Makin' a scene, and makin' it clean, makin it clean.
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==Characters==
Patrick: I'm makin' it clean1
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
Spongebob: Hey buddy, what are you cleaning for?
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*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
Patrick: Cause I'm expecting some very important company.
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
Spongebob: Who's that?
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*[[Sam Star|Sam]]
Patrick: My big sister, Sam!
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*[[Gary the Snail|Gary]]
Spongebob: Wow, I didn't know you had a sister!
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Patrick: (crying) No body does.
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==Dialogue==
Patrick: I lost her in the surf when we were kids.
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'''SpongeBob''': (snoring with Gary)
Spongebob: Gee, I'm sorry Patrick.
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Patrick: Sam took care of me when I was just nursing on coral.
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'''Patrick''': (singing) Makin' it clean, and livin' a dream. Makin' a scene, I'm makin' it clean, I'm makin' it clean. I'm makin' it clean!
Patrick: She was my...my ...my ...rock!
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Spongebob: It's gonna be ok...your gonna see her again...today...right...today?
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'''SpongeBob''': Hey buddy, what are you cleaning for?
Spongebob: Come on cheer up buddy.
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Spongebob: Hey I'll make sure her visit here will be extra super special.
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'''Patrick''': Cause I'm expecting some very important company.
Patrick: Thanks man, you're right.
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Patrick: I can't wait to make up for our lost years.
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'''SpongeBob''': Who's that?
Squidward: Would you two pipe down!
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Patrick: Sorry, I was just getting my place ready for my big sister.
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'''Patrick''': My big sister, Sam!
Squidward: Well I hope she's not as obnoxious as you.(Bus rides up)
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Sam:(punches door open and walks towards Patrick)
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'''SpongeBob''': Wow, I didn't know you had a sister. (Patrick drops the mop and is about to cry)
Squidward:(closes window fast)
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Patrick: ...Sam!
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'''Patrick''': Nobody does. I lost her in the surf when we were kids.
Sam:(Grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face) Brubber!
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Patrick: Sis!
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'''SpongeBob''': Gee, I'm sorry Patrick.
Sam: (starts hugging Patrick)
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Patrick: It's so good to see you.
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'''Patrick''': Sam took care of me when I was just nursing on coral. She was my... my... my... rock! (crying)
Sam: You.
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Sam: Sister Sam have much get done to do.(catapults Patrick into his rock)
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'''SpongeBob''': It's gonna be ok... you're gonna see her again... today... right... today? Come on... cheer up buddy. Hey, I'll make sure her visit here will be extra super special, no matter what!
Patrick: Wow, sis.
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Patrick: You pack a wallop.
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'''Patrick''': Thanks man, you're right. I can't wait to make up for our lost years.
Patrick: Sam, this is my best friend Spongebob.
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Spongebob: Yeah Patrick and I go back a long way.(Both mumbling)Yeah long way, heh heh, go back.
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'''Squidward''': Would you two pipe down!
Sam: (eyes bug out) Yellow square touch brubber!
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Sam: Make sister Sam mad!(chucks Spongebob)
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'''Patrick''': Sorry, I was getting my place ready for my sister!
Patrick: I cleaned my rock just for you (Both walk away)
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Spongebob:(Plummets and falls faceflat on the ground)
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'''Squidward''': Well, I hope she's not as obnoxious as you! (Bus rides up)
Patrtick: Lets go inside and play.
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Sam: House too small.
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'''Sam''': (punches door open and walks towards Patrick)
Sam: Make bigger. (pushes rock)
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Patrick: Hey great idea!
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'''Squidward''': (closes window fast)
Patrick: I'll just go and get some tools and-
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Sam: No.
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'''Patrick''': ...Sam!
Patrick: Huh?
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Sam: I have tools right here. (takes out breifcase and pours out sand)
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'''Sam''': (Grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face) Brubber!
Sam: (starts making a sand rock)
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Squidward: Oh dear Neptune didn't you here me-(face is pummeled with sand)
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'''Patrick''': Sis!
Sam: (Walks over sand rock and takes the tv antenna off of Patrick's rock)
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Sam: (Puts antenna on sand rock)
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'''Sam''': (starts hugging Patrick)
Patrick: Thanks sis!
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Sam: Sister Sam loves to make rock for brubber.
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'''Patrick''': It's so good to see you.
Squidward: Well make rock some where else.
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Squidward: My house is full of sand.
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'''Sam''': You. Sister Sam have much get done to do.(catapults Patrick into his rock)
Sam: If big nose no like sand, big nose move! (pushes Squidward's house)
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Squidward: This is way beyond my property line.
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'''Patrick''': Wow, you pack a wallop, sis. Sam, this is my best friend SpongeBob.
Squidward: Hey Patrick, that oaf makes a better bulldozer than a sister!
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Squidward: (laughs) Construction humor.
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, Patrick and I go back a long way.(Both mumbling) Yeah long way, heh heh, go back.
Sam: No laughing.
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Spongebob: No no don't be upset with Squidward he doesn't mean it don't you Squidward.
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'''Sam''': (eyes bug out) Yellow square touch brubber! Make sister Sam mad! (chucks SpongeBob)
Squidward: Oh I mean it alright.
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Squidward: She's a big bafoon, just like Patrick.
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'''Patrick''': I cleaned my rock just for you. (Both walk away)
Squidward: Accept bigger, and dumber, and bafoonier.
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Sam: (huffing)
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'''SpongeBob''': (Plummets and falls face-flat on the ground)
Spongebob: (scared) Oh Squidward you jokester.
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Sam: (huffing)
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'''Patrick''': Lets go inside and play.
Squidward: Do you think she looks a little...miffed?
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Sam: (huffing angrily)(starts crying)
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'''Sam''': House too small. Make bigger. (pushes rock)
Sam: Those boys mean!
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Sam: They pick on sister Sam!
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'''Patrick''': Hey great idea! I'll just go and get some tools and-
Patrick: Shame on you two!
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Patrick: Look what you've done!
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'''Sam''': No.
Squidward: Look what we've done!?
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Sam: (crying so hard it flings Squidward and Spongebob)
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'''Patrick''': Huh?
Squidward: (falls face first in the sand)
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Spongebob: (flies in a seahorseshoe toss)
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'''Sam''': I have tools right here. (takes out breifcase and pours out sand. Starts making a sand rock)
Cowboy: Golly-doo-diddley Clem, that was a nice toss.
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Clem: What I make of 'er.
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'''Squidward''': Oh dear Neptune didn't you hear me-(face is pummeled with sand)
Clem: My money's on the little missie over yonder.
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Patrick: Awwww hey sis, don't listen to those...meanies.
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'''Sam''': (Walks over sand rock and takes the tv antenna off of Patrick's rock. Puts antenna on sand rock)
Patrick: Hey the new rock is looking kinda...boring.
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Patrick: What do you say we decorate it?
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'''Patrick''': Thanks sis!
Sam: Blecorate?
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Patrick: You can call it whatever like sis as long as we make it spiffy!
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'''Sam''': Sister Sam loves to make rock for brubber.
Squidward: (empties sand out of head)
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Sam: Make new house spiffy. (takes window off of Squidward's house) Spiffy!
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'''Squidward''': Well make rock some where else. My house is full of sand.
Squidward: Hey you can't do that, that's my window.
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Sam: (puts window on the antenna on the sand rock)(laughs)Blecorate.
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'''Sam''': If big nose no like sand, big nose move! (pushes Squidward's house)
Patrick: Thats the spirit sis.
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Squidward: Oh no that is definitly not the spirit Patrick, your sister is out of control.
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'''Squidward''': This is way beyond my property line. Hey Patrick, that oaf makes a better bulldozer than a sister! (laughs) Construction humor.
Patrick: Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace!
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Squidward: You can blecor-Decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just don't use my property to do it!
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'''Sam''': No laughing.
Sam: (dismantles more part from Squidward's house and puts it on the sand rock) More spiffy!
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Squidward: But thats from...my house!
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'''SpongeBob''': No no don't be upset with Squidward he doesn't mean it. Don't you Squidward?
Squidward: That's it I've had my fill of this thieving brute!
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Patrick: How dare call you my sister a thief, just because she took some of your things?
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'''Squidward''': Oh I mean it alright. She's a big buffoon, just like Patrick. Except bigger, and dumber, and bafoonier.
Spongebob: Easy now gents, lets not let tempers flare.
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Spongebob: Now don't you think Patrick it's a teensie bit unfair that sister Sam dismantled Squidward's house?
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'''Sam''': (huffing)
Patrick: No I don't, not even a teensie, eensie, teensie bit.
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Patrick: I see now that you've turned against my sister, you've turned on your best friend as well!(cries)
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'''SpongeBob''': (scared) Oh Squidward you jokester.
Spongebob: It's not like that at all Patrick.
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Sam: Shh.
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'''Sam''': (huffing)
Sam: Meanies make brubber's eyes water.
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Sam: (grabs Spongebob and Squidward) Meanies go home! (Throws them to their homes)
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'''Squidward''': (scared) Do you think she looks a little...miffed?
Patrick: Come on sis they won't bother us under our rock.
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Sam: Meanies is mean.(sand rock closes).
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'''Sam''': (huffing angrily. Starts crying) Those boys mean! They pick on sister Sam! (crying)
Squidward: (Walks out of his ruined house)(gets angry and start carrying a heavy rock)
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Spongebob: Squidward...wait, Squidward,w-wait!
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'''Patrick''': (Angry) Shame on you two! Look what you've done!
Spongebob: Before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them.
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Squidward: The time for talk is over, now is the time for action!
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'''Squidward''': Look what we've done?!
Squidward: A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from...the tides of time!
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Spongebob: I don't think you should do that.
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'''Sam''': (crying so hard it flings Squidward and SpongeBob)
Squidward: Who cares what you think if it's destruction they want then it's destruction they'll get!(throws rock and bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidwards house on the sand rock) (sand rock opens flinging Squidward in the air)
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Sam: Who makes noise? (sees the broken pieces)(sceams)Spiffy broken!(Squidward falls)Sister mad!
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'''Squidward''': (falls face first in the sand)
Spongebob: Now Sam it's not what it seems.
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Spongebob: Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.
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'''SpongeBob''': (flies in a seahorse-shoe toss)
Sam:(picks up broken pieces)Sister Sam rearrange now!
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Spongebob: Please don't.
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'''Cowboy''': Golly-doo-diddley Clem, that was a nice toss.
Sam: (chews up pieces and spits it out at Squidward's house)(Squidward's house collapses)
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Spongebob: Well Squidward at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodeled.
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'''Clem''': What I make of 'er.
Spongebob: Right Squidward?
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Spongebob: Huh? Must be eager to get started.
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'''Clem''': My money's on the little missie over yonder.
Squidward: (driving bulldozer toward the sand rock)(Laughing meniacally)
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Spongebob: (gasps) Squidward, Squidward stop!(jumps on the bulldozer)Just calm down buddy.
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'''Patrick''': Awwww hey sis, don't listen to those...meanies. Hey the new rock is looking kinda...boring. What do you say we decorate it?
Spongebob: Lets ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm?
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Squidward: Oh, you mean like this? (revs up accelerator knocking Spongebob off)
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'''Sam''': Blecorate?
Squidward: (meniacally) Sweeeet destruction!
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Sam: (stops the bulldozer)(drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at Spongebob's house destroying it)
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'''Patrick''': You can call it whatever you like sis as long as we make it spiffy!
Sam: That'll teach those meanies!
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Patrick: Your still my rock big sis.
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'''Squidward''': (empties sand out of head)
Spongebob: Patrick I think your sister's temper is getting out of control.
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Patrick: Spongebob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?
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'''Sam''': Make new house spiffy. (takes window off of Squidward's house) Spiffy.
Spongebob: She destroyed my house in a fit of rage! She needs to control her temper!
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Patrick: Well I guess she can get a little carried away.
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'''Squidward''': Hey! You can't do that, that's my window!
Sam: What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?
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Patrick: Well uh...well...well it's about your temper Sam.
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'''Sam''': (puts window on the antenna on the sand rock) (laughs) Blecorate.
Sam: No have temper! that make sister Sam so mad!
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Sam: Sister Sam put on mean face! (turns face around with an angrier face) Now smash brubber's house (picks up the sand rock)
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'''Patrick''': That's the spirit sis!
Patrick: Not the rock!(jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it)
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Sam: (slam the ground and see Patrick hurt)Patrick? Little Brubber? Why little brubber no doing?
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'''Squidward''': Oh no! That is definitely not the spirit Patrick! Your sister is out of control!
Spongebob: Patrick? (takes out cookie dough)
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Patrick: (eats) Cookie Dough!
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'''Patrick''': Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace!
Sam: Patrick Ok! Sister Sam feel bad. Sorry she hurt Patrick. Should protect little brubber. She go now.(walks away)
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Patrick: Sis wait hold on aw don't feel bad you don't have go!
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'''Squidward''': You can blecor-Decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just don't use my property to do it!
Sam: Yes sister Sam must go and for manicure.            
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Sam: Bye brubber!
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'''Sam''': (dismantles more part from Squidward's house and puts it on the sand rock) More spiffy!
Patrick: Bye Sam.
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Sam:(bus drives up and she punches another in the door)
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'''Squidward''': But that's from...my house! That's it, I've had my fill of this thieving brute!
Patrick: Isn't my sister something?
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Spongebob: Aw she's something alright. (laughs)
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'''Patrick''': How dare you call my sister a thief? Just because she took all of your things!
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'''SpongeBob''': Easy now gents, lets not let tempers flare. Now don't you think, Patrick, it's a teensie bit unfair that sister Sam dismantled Squidward's house?
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'''Patrick''': No I don't, not even a teensie, eensie, teensie bit. I see now that you've turned against my sister, you've turned on your best friend as well! (cries)
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'''SpongeBob''': It's not like that at all Patrick.
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'''Sam''': Shh. Meanies make brubber's eyes water. (grabs SpongeBob and Squidward) Meanies go home! (Throws them to their homes)
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'''Patrick''': Come on sis they won't bother us under our rock.
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'''Sam''': Meanies is mean. (sand rock closes)
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'''Squidward''': (Walks out of his ruined house) (gets angry and start carrying a heavy rock)
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'''SpongeBob''': Squidward...wait, Squidward,w-wait! Before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them.
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'''Squidward''': The time for talk is over, now is the time for action! A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from...the tides of time!
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'''SpongeBob''': I don't think you should do that.
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'''Squidward''': Who cares what you think; if it's destruction they want then it's destruction they'll get! (throws rock and bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidward's house on the sand rock) (sand rock opens flinging Squidward in the air)
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'''Sam''': Who makes noise? (sees the broken pieces) (screams) Spiffy broken! (Squidward falls) Sister mad!
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'''SpongeBob''': Now Sam it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.
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'''Sam''': (picks up broken pieces) Sister Sam rearrange now!
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'''SpongeBob''': Please don't.
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'''Sam''': (chews up pieces and spits it out at Squidward's house) (Squidward's house collapses)
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'''SpongeBob''': Well Squidward at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodeled. Right Squidward? Huh? Must be eager to get started.
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'''Squidward''': (driving bulldozer toward the sand rock) (Laughing meniacally)
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'''SpongeBob''': (gasps) Squidward, Squidward stop! (jumps on the bulldozer) Just calm down buddy. Let's ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm?
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'''Squidward''': Oh, you mean like this? (revs up accelerator knocking SpongeBob off) (meniacally) Sweeeet destruction!
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'''Sam''': (stops the bulldozer) (drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at SpongeBob's house destroying it) That'll teach those meanies!
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'''Patrick''': Your still my rock big sis.
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I think your sister's temper is getting out of control.
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'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?
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'''SpongeBob''': She destroyed my house in a fit of rage! She needs to control her temper!
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'''Patrick''': Well I guess she can get a little carried away.
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'''Sam''': What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?
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'''Patrick''': Well uh...well...well it's about your temper Sam.
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'''Sam''': No have temper! That make sister Sam SO mad! Sister Sam put on mean face! (turns face around with an angrier face) (picks up the sand rock) Now smash brubber's house!
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'''Patrick''': Not the rock! (jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it)
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'''Sam''': (slam the ground and see Patrick hurt) Patrick? Little Brubber? Why little brubber no doing?
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'''SpongeBob''': Patrick? (takes out cookie dough)
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'''Patrick''': (eats) Cookie Dough!
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'''Sam''': Patrick Ok! Sister Sam feel bad. Sorry she hurt Patrick. Should protect little brubber. She go now. (walks away)
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'''Patrick''': Sis wait hold on aw don't feel bad you don't have go!
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'''Sam''': Yes sister Sam must go and for manicure. Bye brubber!
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'''Patrick''': Bye Sam.
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'''Sam''': (bus drives up and she punches another hole in the door)
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'''Patrick''': Isn't my sister something?
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'''SpongeBob''': Aw she's something alright. (laughs)
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SpongeBob: (snoring with Gary)

Patrick: (singing) Makin' it clean, and livin' a dream. Makin' a scene, I'm makin' it clean, I'm makin' it clean. I'm makin' it clean!

SpongeBob: Hey buddy, what are you cleaning for?

Patrick: Cause I'm expecting some very important company.

SpongeBob: Who's that?

Patrick: My big sister, Sam!

SpongeBob: Wow, I didn't know you had a sister. (Patrick drops the mop and is about to cry)

Patrick: Nobody does. I lost her in the surf when we were kids.

SpongeBob: Gee, I'm sorry Patrick.

Patrick: Sam took care of me when I was just nursing on coral. She was my... my... my... rock! (crying)

SpongeBob: It's gonna be ok... you're gonna see her again... today... right... today? Come on... cheer up buddy. Hey, I'll make sure her visit here will be extra super special, no matter what!

Patrick: Thanks man, you're right. I can't wait to make up for our lost years.

Squidward: Would you two pipe down!

Patrick: Sorry, I was getting my place ready for my sister!

Squidward: Well, I hope she's not as obnoxious as you! (Bus rides up)

Sam: (punches door open and walks towards Patrick)

Squidward: (closes window fast)

Patrick: ...Sam!

Sam: (Grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face) Brubber!

Patrick: Sis!

Sam: (starts hugging Patrick)

Patrick: It's so good to see you.

Sam: You. Sister Sam have much get done to do.(catapults Patrick into his rock)

Patrick: Wow, you pack a wallop, sis. Sam, this is my best friend SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Yeah, Patrick and I go back a long way.(Both mumbling) Yeah long way, heh heh, go back.

Sam: (eyes bug out) Yellow square touch brubber! Make sister Sam mad! (chucks SpongeBob)

Patrick: I cleaned my rock just for you. (Both walk away)

SpongeBob: (Plummets and falls face-flat on the ground)

Patrick: Lets go inside and play.

Sam: House too small. Make bigger. (pushes rock)

Patrick: Hey great idea! I'll just go and get some tools and-

Sam: No.

Patrick: Huh?

Sam: I have tools right here. (takes out breifcase and pours out sand. Starts making a sand rock)

Squidward: Oh dear Neptune didn't you hear me-(face is pummeled with sand)

Sam: (Walks over sand rock and takes the tv antenna off of Patrick's rock. Puts antenna on sand rock)

Patrick: Thanks sis!

Sam: Sister Sam loves to make rock for brubber.

Squidward: Well make rock some where else. My house is full of sand.

Sam: If big nose no like sand, big nose move! (pushes Squidward's house)

Squidward: This is way beyond my property line. Hey Patrick, that oaf makes a better bulldozer than a sister! (laughs) Construction humor.

Sam: No laughing.

SpongeBob: No no don't be upset with Squidward he doesn't mean it. Don't you Squidward?

Squidward: Oh I mean it alright. She's a big buffoon, just like Patrick. Except bigger, and dumber, and bafoonier.

Sam: (huffing)

SpongeBob: (scared) Oh Squidward you jokester.

Sam: (huffing)

Squidward: (scared) Do you think she looks a little...miffed?

Sam: (huffing angrily. Starts crying) Those boys mean! They pick on sister Sam! (crying)

Patrick: (Angry) Shame on you two! Look what you've done!

Squidward: Look what we've done?!

Sam: (crying so hard it flings Squidward and SpongeBob)

Squidward: (falls face first in the sand)

SpongeBob: (flies in a seahorse-shoe toss)

Cowboy: Golly-doo-diddley Clem, that was a nice toss.

Clem: What I make of 'er.

Clem: My money's on the little missie over yonder.

Patrick: Awwww hey sis, don't listen to those...meanies. Hey the new rock is looking kinda...boring. What do you say we decorate it?

Sam: Blecorate?

Patrick: You can call it whatever you like sis as long as we make it spiffy!

Squidward: (empties sand out of head)

Sam: Make new house spiffy. (takes window off of Squidward's house) Spiffy.

Squidward: Hey! You can't do that, that's my window!

Sam: (puts window on the antenna on the sand rock) (laughs) Blecorate.

Patrick: That's the spirit sis!

Squidward: Oh no! That is definitely not the spirit Patrick! Your sister is out of control!

Patrick: Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace!

Squidward: You can blecor-Decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just don't use my property to do it!

Sam: (dismantles more part from Squidward's house and puts it on the sand rock) More spiffy!

Squidward: But that's from...my house! That's it, I've had my fill of this thieving brute!

Patrick: How dare you call my sister a thief? Just because she took all of your things!

SpongeBob: Easy now gents, lets not let tempers flare. Now don't you think, Patrick, it's a teensie bit unfair that sister Sam dismantled Squidward's house?

Patrick: No I don't, not even a teensie, eensie, teensie bit. I see now that you've turned against my sister, you've turned on your best friend as well! (cries)

SpongeBob: It's not like that at all Patrick.

Sam: Shh. Meanies make brubber's eyes water. (grabs SpongeBob and Squidward) Meanies go home! (Throws them to their homes)

Patrick: Come on sis they won't bother us under our rock.

Sam: Meanies is mean. (sand rock closes)

Squidward: (Walks out of his ruined house) (gets angry and start carrying a heavy rock)

SpongeBob: Squidward...wait, Squidward,w-wait! Before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them.

Squidward: The time for talk is over, now is the time for action! A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from...the tides of time!

SpongeBob: I don't think you should do that.

Squidward: Who cares what you think; if it's destruction they want then it's destruction they'll get! (throws rock and bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidward's house on the sand rock) (sand rock opens flinging Squidward in the air)

Sam: Who makes noise? (sees the broken pieces) (screams) Spiffy broken! (Squidward falls) Sister mad!

SpongeBob: Now Sam it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.

Sam: (picks up broken pieces) Sister Sam rearrange now!

SpongeBob: Please don't.

Sam: (chews up pieces and spits it out at Squidward's house) (Squidward's house collapses)

SpongeBob: Well Squidward at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodeled. Right Squidward? Huh? Must be eager to get started.

Squidward: (driving bulldozer toward the sand rock) (Laughing meniacally)

SpongeBob: (gasps) Squidward, Squidward stop! (jumps on the bulldozer) Just calm down buddy. Let's ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm?

Squidward: Oh, you mean like this? (revs up accelerator knocking SpongeBob off) (meniacally) Sweeeet destruction!

Sam: (stops the bulldozer) (drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at SpongeBob's house destroying it) That'll teach those meanies!

Patrick: Your still my rock big sis.

SpongeBob: Patrick, I think your sister's temper is getting out of control.

Patrick: SpongeBob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?

SpongeBob: She destroyed my house in a fit of rage! She needs to control her temper!

Patrick: Well I guess she can get a little carried away.

Sam: What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?

Patrick: Well uh...well...well it's about your temper Sam.

Sam: No have temper! That make sister Sam SO mad! Sister Sam put on mean face! (turns face around with an angrier face) (picks up the sand rock) Now smash brubber's house!

Patrick: Not the rock! (jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it)

Sam: (slam the ground and see Patrick hurt) Patrick? Little Brubber? Why little brubber no doing?

SpongeBob: Patrick? (takes out cookie dough)

Patrick: (eats) Cookie Dough!

Sam: Patrick Ok! Sister Sam feel bad. Sorry she hurt Patrick. Should protect little brubber. She go now. (walks away)

Patrick: Sis wait hold on aw don't feel bad you don't have go!

Sam: Yes sister Sam must go and for manicure. Bye brubber!

Patrick: Bye Sam.

Sam: (bus drives up and she punches another hole in the door)

Patrick: Isn't my sister something?

SpongeBob: Aw she's something alright. (laughs)


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