Episode Transcript: That Sinking Feeling

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Episode Article

That Sinking Feeling (Episode)

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Patrick
• Squidward
• Gary
• Various Bikini Bottom Residents
• Plankton

Dialouge

(the episode opens with SppongeBob and Patrick running to each other's houses and laughing and giggling, which annoys Squidward. Squidward watches them run back and forth until he steps outside and stops SpongeBob and Patrick in their tracks.)

Squidward: Stop playing...IN MY YARD!!!!!!

SpongeBob: Oh, we're not playing in your yard, Squidward, we're playing in our yards. We're just using your yard as a walk way.

Patrick: No offense, but your yard gargles tarter sauce.

Squidward: Well, pick one, and leave my yard OUT OF IT!!!!

Patrick: Oh oh oh oh oh, I'm good at choosing! Hmmmm..... hummmmmmmmm.... Let's play innnnnnnnnmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...SpongeBob's yard! NO! PATRICK'S! Errr.. SpongeBob's! (cries) I'm terrible at choosing! Squidward! You choose!

Squidward: I choose Patrick- (carries Patrick to his yard) to play in Patrick's yard... (does the same for SpongeBob) And SpongeBob in SpongeBob's Yard. And nobody- (draws a rectangle around his house) INNNNN HERE! (exits)

Patrick: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick! (both attempt to run around the yard and fail)

Patrick! SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick! (does it again)

Patrick: SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick! (and again) (SpongeBob reaches the road) *Gasp!* The Road! (steps on the road lightly, and instantaniously, cars come rushing by while SpongeBob shivers in fear) Patrick! What are we gonna do?

Patrick: I'll mail myself to your house! (squeezes in mailbox, and mailbox tips over and explodes)

SpongeBob: Sit tight Patrick! I'm coming to get you! (ties hands to mailbox and launches to Patrick's house)

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Hey Patrick. (zooms back to house and the mailbox shoots off and hits SpongeBob in midair) Patrick, call me!

Patrick: Okay! (rushes back to their respective houses and the phone rings in SpongeBob's house)

SpongeBob: SquarePants residents.

Patrick: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO?

SpongeBob: Hmmmm.... have we ever dug a tunnel BETWEEN our two houses?

Patrick: No. (both start digging tunnels underground. At one point, the tunnel says "Eat at Krusty Krab". Patrick digs through SpongeBob's tunnel) SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Patrick! We did it! Hurray! Tag! You're it! (both start giggling and playing Tag)

Patrick: Tag! You're it!

SpongeBob: Tag! YOU'RE it!

Patrick: Tag! You're it!

Squidward: (sleeping in his house)

SpongeBob: Peek-a-boo! I see you!

Patrick: (laughs)

Squidward: (fluffs pillow and falls asleep, but awaken by sounds)

SpongeBob: You're it!

Patrick: You're it! (both laugh)

Squidward: (rips pillow with his head and gets Jello from the kitchen) Must...block...out...noise! (puts Jello on head and sits back down on couch)

Patrick: Knock-knock!

SpongeBob: Who's there?

Patrick: I don't know! (both laugh again)

Squidward: (Jello melts on Squidward's head) (steps outside) I thought I told you two, stay off my...yard. (finds yard empty and hears a laugh and comes to Patrick's rock) Patrick! (opens the rock up) Patrick, would you shut- (finds house to be empty) Where is he? (hears another laugh and heads to SpongeBob's house) SpongeBob. (opens door) SpongeBob! (hears another laugh, and the house is empty.) SpongeBob, I am trying to...sleep. (hears another) (heads upstairs) (hears laughter as he searches the house) (goes to the roof) AH-HAAAAA! (sees Gary relaxing) Hey Gary.

Gary: Meow.

Squidward: Where are those two morons? (sees flowers giggle, and uproots them all) (hears more laughter, which annoyes him) (stomps on ground) WHERE-ARE-THEY?

SpongeBob: (laughs) OOHHH. Patrick, check out those roots!

Patrick: They're dancing!

SpongeBob: Do like the roots do, and to the Dirt Dance Davey! (jumps up and down in the tunnel, which causes the ground above to shake, and Squidward's house sunk to the ground as a result)

Patrick: Squidward's house wants to play, too!

Squidward: My house! (gets in the house via roof and goes down to the door making a sound)

SpongeBob: Awww. Squidward's house looks like it has an upset tummy.

Patrick: Must'uv been somthing that it ate. (Squidward opens the door)

SpongeBob: It ate Squidward!

Patrick: That a do it.

Squidward: *sigh* I knew you two reprobates were behind this.

SpongeBob: Yeah! We're reprobates!

Squidward: That was an insult.

Patrick: And we're insulted!

Squidward: Why were you digging under my yard.

SpongeBob: You told us not to walk on your yard, so, we walked under it.

Squidward: But you buired my house!

Patrick: No need to thank us.

Squidward: THANK YOU!

Patrick: You're welcome.

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