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Episode Transcript: Big Sister Sam
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'''Patrick''': Sorry, I was getting my place ready for my sister! | '''Patrick''': Sorry, I was getting my place ready for my sister! | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': Well, I hope she's not as obnoxious as you!(Bus rides up) | + | '''Squidward''': Well, I hope she's not as obnoxious as you! (Bus rides up) |
| − | '''Sam''':(punches door open and walks towards Patrick) | + | '''Sam''': (punches door open and walks towards Patrick) |
| − | '''Squidward''':(closes window fast) | + | '''Squidward''': (closes window fast) |
'''Patrick''': ...Sam! | '''Patrick''': ...Sam! | ||
| − | '''Sam''':(Grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face) Brubber! | + | '''Sam''': (Grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face) Brubber! |
'''Patrick''': Sis! | '''Patrick''': Sis! | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, Patrick and I go back a long way.(Both mumbling) Yeah long way, heh heh, go back. | '''SpongeBob''': Yeah, Patrick and I go back a long way.(Both mumbling) Yeah long way, heh heh, go back. | ||
| − | '''Sam''': (eyes bug out) Yellow square touch brubber! Make sister Sam mad!(chucks SpongeBob) | + | '''Sam''': (eyes bug out) Yellow square touch brubber! Make sister Sam mad! (chucks SpongeBob) |
'''Patrick''': I cleaned my rock just for you. (Both walk away) | '''Patrick''': I cleaned my rock just for you. (Both walk away) | ||
| − | '''SpongeBob''':(Plummets and falls face-flat on the ground) | + | '''SpongeBob''': (Plummets and falls face-flat on the ground) |
'''Patrick''': Lets go inside and play. | '''Patrick''': Lets go inside and play. | ||
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'''Sam''': (huffing) | '''Sam''': (huffing) | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': Do you think she looks a little...miffed? | + | '''Squidward''': (scared) Do you think she looks a little...miffed? |
'''Sam''': (huffing angrily. Starts crying) Those boys mean! They pick on sister Sam! (crying) | '''Sam''': (huffing angrily. Starts crying) Those boys mean! They pick on sister Sam! (crying) | ||
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'''Squidward''': Hey! You can't do that, that's my window! | '''Squidward''': Hey! You can't do that, that's my window! | ||
| − | '''Sam''': (puts window on the antenna on the sand rock)(laughs) Blecorate. | + | '''Sam''': (puts window on the antenna on the sand rock) (laughs) Blecorate. |
'''Patrick''': That's the spirit sis! | '''Patrick''': That's the spirit sis! | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Squidward...wait, Squidward,w-wait! Before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them. | '''SpongeBob''': Squidward...wait, Squidward,w-wait! Before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them. | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': The time for talk is over, now is the time for action! | + | '''Squidward''': The time for talk is over, now is the time for action! A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from...the tides of time! |
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'''SpongeBob''': I don't think you should do that. | '''SpongeBob''': I don't think you should do that. | ||
| − | '''Squidward''': Who cares what you think; if it's destruction they want then it's destruction they'll get!(throws rock and bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidward's house on the sand rock) (sand rock opens flinging Squidward in the air) | + | '''Squidward''': Who cares what you think; if it's destruction they want then it's destruction they'll get! (throws rock and bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidward's house on the sand rock) (sand rock opens flinging Squidward in the air) |
'''Sam''': Who makes noise? (sees the broken pieces) (screams) Spiffy broken! (Squidward falls) Sister mad! | '''Sam''': Who makes noise? (sees the broken pieces) (screams) Spiffy broken! (Squidward falls) Sister mad! | ||
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'''SpongeBob''': Now Sam it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy. | '''SpongeBob''': Now Sam it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy. | ||
| − | '''Sam''':(picks up broken pieces) Sister Sam rearrange now! | + | '''Sam''': (picks up broken pieces) Sister Sam rearrange now! |
'''SpongeBob''': Please don't. | '''SpongeBob''': Please don't. | ||
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'''Squidward''': Oh, you mean like this? (revs up accelerator knocking SpongeBob off) (meniacally) Sweeeet destruction! | '''Squidward''': Oh, you mean like this? (revs up accelerator knocking SpongeBob off) (meniacally) Sweeeet destruction! | ||
| − | '''Sam''': (stops the bulldozer) (drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at SpongeBob's house destroying it) | + | '''Sam''': (stops the bulldozer) (drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at SpongeBob's house destroying it) That'll teach those meanies! |
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'''Patrick''': Your still my rock big sis. | '''Patrick''': Your still my rock big sis. | ||
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Episode Article: Big Sister Sam
[edit] Characters
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SpongeBob: (snoring with Gary)
Patrick: (singing) Makin' it clean, and livin' a dream. Makin' a scene, I'm makin' it clean, I'm makin' it clean. I'm makin' it clean!
SpongeBob: Hey buddy, what are you cleaning for?
Patrick: Cause I'm expecting some very important company.
SpongeBob: Who's that?
Patrick: My big sister, Sam!
SpongeBob: Wow, I didn't know you had a sister. (Patrick drops the mop and is about to cry)
Patrick: Nobody does. I lost her in the surf when we were kids.
SpongeBob: Gee, I'm sorry Patrick.
Patrick: Sam took care of me when I was just nursing on coral. She was my... my... my... rock! (crying)
SpongeBob: It's gonna be ok... you're gonna see her again... today... right... today? Come on... cheer up buddy. Hey, I'll make sure her visit here will be extra super special, no matter what!
Patrick: Thanks man, you're right. I can't wait to make up for our lost years.
Squidward: Would you two pipe down!
Patrick: Sorry, I was getting my place ready for my sister!
Squidward: Well, I hope she's not as obnoxious as you! (Bus rides up)
Sam: (punches door open and walks towards Patrick)
Squidward: (closes window fast)
Patrick: ...Sam!
Sam: (Grabs Patrick by the neck and breathes in his face) Brubber!
Patrick: Sis!
Sam: (starts hugging Patrick)
Patrick: It's so good to see you.
Sam: You. Sister Sam have much get done to do.(catapults Patrick into his rock)
Patrick: Wow, you pack a wallop, sis. Sam, this is my best friend SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Yeah, Patrick and I go back a long way.(Both mumbling) Yeah long way, heh heh, go back.
Sam: (eyes bug out) Yellow square touch brubber! Make sister Sam mad! (chucks SpongeBob)
Patrick: I cleaned my rock just for you. (Both walk away)
SpongeBob: (Plummets and falls face-flat on the ground)
Patrick: Lets go inside and play.
Sam: House too small. Make bigger. (pushes rock)
Patrick: Hey great idea! I'll just go and get some tools and-
Sam: No.
Patrick: Huh?
Sam: I have tools right here. (takes out breifcase and pours out sand. Starts making a sand rock)
Squidward: Oh dear Neptune didn't you hear me-(face is pummeled with sand)
Sam: (Walks over sand rock and takes the tv antenna off of Patrick's rock. Puts antenna on sand rock)
Patrick: Thanks sis!
Sam: Sister Sam loves to make rock for brubber.
Squidward: Well make rock some where else. My house is full of sand.
Sam: If big nose no like sand, big nose move! (pushes Squidward's house)
Squidward: This is way beyond my property line. Hey Patrick, that oaf makes a better bulldozer than a sister! (laughs) Construction humor.
Sam: No laughing.
SpongeBob: No no don't be upset with Squidward he doesn't mean it. Don't you Squidward?
Squidward: Oh I mean it alright. She's a big buffoon, just like Patrick. Except bigger, and dumber, and bafoonier.
Sam: (huffing)
SpongeBob: (scared) Oh Squidward you jokester.
Sam: (huffing)
Squidward: (scared) Do you think she looks a little...miffed?
Sam: (huffing angrily. Starts crying) Those boys mean! They pick on sister Sam! (crying)
Patrick: (Angry) Shame on you two! Look what you've done!
Squidward: Look what we've done?!
Sam: (crying so hard it flings Squidward and SpongeBob)
Squidward: (falls face first in the sand)
SpongeBob: (flies in a seahorse-shoe toss)
Cowboy: Golly-doo-diddley Clem, that was a nice toss.
Clem: What I make of 'er.
Clem: My money's on the little missie over yonder.
Patrick: Awwww hey sis, don't listen to those...meanies. Hey the new rock is looking kinda...boring. What do you say we decorate it?
Sam: Blecorate?
Patrick: You can call it whatever you like sis as long as we make it spiffy!
Squidward: (empties sand out of head)
Sam: Make new house spiffy. (takes window off of Squidward's house) Spiffy.
Squidward: Hey! You can't do that, that's my window!
Sam: (puts window on the antenna on the sand rock) (laughs) Blecorate.
Patrick: That's the spirit sis!
Squidward: Oh no! That is definitely not the spirit Patrick! Your sister is out of control!
Patrick: Hey, just mind your own business and let us blecorate in peace!
Squidward: You can blecor-Decorate until the sea cows come home for all I care, just don't use my property to do it!
Sam: (dismantles more part from Squidward's house and puts it on the sand rock) More spiffy!
Squidward: But that's from...my house! That's it, I've had my fill of this thieving brute!
Patrick: How dare you call my sister a thief? Just because she took all of your things!
SpongeBob: Easy now gents, lets not let tempers flare. Now don't you think, Patrick, it's a teensie bit unfair that sister Sam dismantled Squidward's house?
Patrick: No I don't, not even a teensie, eensie, teensie bit. I see now that you've turned against my sister, you've turned on your best friend as well! (cries)
SpongeBob: It's not like that at all Patrick.
Sam: Shh. Meanies make brubber's eyes water. (grabs SpongeBob and Squidward) Meanies go home! (Throws them to their homes)
Patrick: Come on sis they won't bother us under our rock.
Sam: Meanies is mean. (sand rock closes)
Squidward: (Walks out of his ruined house) (gets angry and start carrying a heavy rock)
SpongeBob: Squidward...wait, Squidward,w-wait! Before you do anything too rash let me try to talk to them.
Squidward: The time for talk is over, now is the time for action! A rock made of sand by two idiots is no match for one carved from...the tides of time!
SpongeBob: I don't think you should do that.
Squidward: Who cares what you think; if it's destruction they want then it's destruction they'll get! (throws rock and bounces off and demolishes the pieces of Squidward's house on the sand rock) (sand rock opens flinging Squidward in the air)
Sam: Who makes noise? (sees the broken pieces) (screams) Spiffy broken! (Squidward falls) Sister mad!
SpongeBob: Now Sam it's not what it seems. Squidward was just rearranging the spiffy.
Sam: (picks up broken pieces) Sister Sam rearrange now!
SpongeBob: Please don't.
Sam: (chews up pieces and spits it out at Squidward's house) (Squidward's house collapses)
SpongeBob: Well Squidward at least on the bright side it will motivate you to finally take care of that kitchen remodeled. Right Squidward? Huh? Must be eager to get started.
Squidward: (driving bulldozer toward the sand rock) (Laughing meniacally)
SpongeBob: (gasps) Squidward, Squidward stop! (jumps on the bulldozer) Just calm down buddy. Let's ease that tentacle off of the accelerator, hmmm?
Squidward: Oh, you mean like this? (revs up accelerator knocking SpongeBob off) (meniacally) Sweeeet destruction!
Sam: (stops the bulldozer) (drops Squidward out of the bulldozer and chucks it at SpongeBob's house destroying it) That'll teach those meanies!
Patrick: Your still my rock big sis.
SpongeBob: Patrick, I think your sister's temper is getting out of control.
Patrick: SpongeBob, why are you still saying mean things about Sam?
SpongeBob: She destroyed my house in a fit of rage! She needs to control her temper!
Patrick: Well I guess she can get a little carried away.
Sam: What Patrick doing? Why Patrick talk to meanies?
Patrick: Well uh...well...well it's about your temper Sam.
Sam: No have temper! That make sister Sam SO mad! Sister Sam put on mean face! (turns face around with an angrier face) (picks up the sand rock) Now smash brubber's house!
Patrick: Not the rock! (jumps on the sand rock while Sam pummels it)
Sam: (slam the ground and see Patrick hurt) Patrick? Little Brubber? Why little brubber no doing?
SpongeBob: Patrick? (takes out cookie dough)
Patrick: (eats) Cookie Dough!
Sam: Patrick Ok! Sister Sam feel bad. Sorry she hurt Patrick. Should protect little brubber. She go now. (walks away)
Patrick: Sis wait hold on aw don't feel bad you don't have go!
Sam: Yes sister Sam must go and for manicure. Bye brubber!
Patrick: Bye Sam.
Sam: (bus drives up and she punches another hole in the door)
Patrick: Isn't my sister something?
SpongeBob: Aw she's something alright. (laughs)
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