Dance Quarterly

Dance Quarterly is a magazine which Squidward has a subscription to. As it says from its title, the magazine is obviously about dancing.

It is first seen and mentioned in Can You Spare a Dime?, when Mr. Krabs says to Squidward: "Hmmm, are you prepared to say that with your hand on top of a stack of interpretive Dance Quarterlies?".

It is also seen in the episode: The Camping Episode, where Squidward looks at his Dance Quarterly Magazine calendar in his bedroom about the day SpongeBob and Patrick go camping.

Cover

Dance Quarterly has a purple cover which reads "Dance" in capitalized yellow letters and "Quarterly" in lowercase white letters.

Miscellaneous Items

$500 Bill • Anti-Sea Bear Circle • Anti-Sea Rhinoceros Undergarments • Baby Volleyball • Boomerang Pet Ball • Boxing Begonia • Build Your Own Telescope • Candy Glove • Chip • Coral Blue Lipstick Number 2 • Dance-A-Thon Trophy • Exploding Chewing Gum • Fancy Eggs • Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt • Fiber • First Dime • Flea Collar • Free Toy • Friendship Ring • Gary's Record Player • Good Noodle Board • Goofy Goober Back Scratcher • Gush and Flush • Hypoallergenic Flowers • Joy Buzzers • Karate Gear • Laugh Box • Magic Conch Shell • Magic Pencil • Mermaid Man Watch • Mermerang • Meter Gun • Motivational Calendar • Mr. Paper • Ned's Wig • Nifty Nets • Night Lights • Nut Phone • Orb of Confusion • Patrick's Double Net • Pearlie • Penny • Pete • Pineapple in a Can • Plan Your Own Party Kit • Pretzel Pals • Professor Plankton's Mind Control Shampoo • Raw Sewage • Root Beer Cellar • Sandy's Submarine • Scented Pinecones • Seanut Brittle • Slide Whistle • Snow Flake Collection • Soda Drink Hat • Spat • Splinter • SpongeBob Gavel • SpongeBob's Brain House • Sponge-O • The Automatic Back Scratcher, Hair Comber, Nose Picker, and Ukulele Tuner 9000 • The Box • The Bubblestand • The Chocolate Balloon • Tic Tac • Tropical Getaway Brochure • Used Napkin • Utensil Stand • Wacky Bucks

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