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Transcript: Astrology with Squidward - "Pisces"
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'''Announcer:''' ''And now, Astrology with Squidward...'' (romantic music plays. Fade to Squidward with a poster and a teal circle saying "PiSCES" with two copies of Sandals shown sideways) | '''Announcer:''' ''And now, Astrology with Squidward...'' (romantic music plays. Fade to Squidward with a poster and a teal circle saying "PiSCES" with two copies of Sandals shown sideways) | ||
| − | '''Squidward:''' Say hello to "Pisces", sign of the fish. If | + | '''Squidward:''' Say hello to "Pisces", sign of the fish. If you’rea Pisces, people ''don’t'' trust you. That’s because Pisceans tend to lie...all the time. Even when they think they’retelling the truth, they’renot. For the Pisces who wants to stop lying, I have simple advice: never talk again. My prediction for Pisces in the year ahead: your nose will keep working just fine. (a sound effect is heard) I’m your Nick to Astrologer, Squidward. Reminding you that psychics will tell you good things if ''you'' tip them well. (another sound effect is heard. Plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends) |
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Revision as of 16:48, 28 May 2025
This is a transcript for the Astrology with Squidward short "Pisces."
Characters
- Squidward Tentacles
- Sandals (as the zodiac sign "Pisces")
Dialogue
(short begins with the Astrology with Squidward logo on a purple background. The logo consists of Squidward on a orangish circle that says "ASTROLOGY WITH SQUIDWARD", doing a squat which is a form of yoga)
Announcer: And now, Astrology with Squidward... (romantic music plays. Fade to Squidward with a poster and a teal circle saying "PiSCES" with two copies of Sandals shown sideways)
Squidward: Say hello to "Pisces", sign of the fish. If you’rea Pisces, people don’t trust you. That’s because Pisceans tend to lie...all the time. Even when they think they’retelling the truth, they’renot. For the Pisces who wants to stop lying, I have simple advice: never talk again. My prediction for Pisces in the year ahead: your nose will keep working just fine. (a sound effect is heard) I’m your Nick to Astrologer, Squidward. Reminding you that psychics will tell you good things if you tip them well. (another sound effect is heard. Plays his clarinet while the romantic music plays again. Fade back to the circle, and the short ends)
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