Transcript: Krusty Krab Commercial

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This is a transcript of the Krusty Krab commercial from the episode As Seen on TV.

[edit] Cast

  • Squidward Tentacles as Janet
  • Pearl Krabs as Amy
  • Eugene Krabs as Himself
  • SpongeBob SquarePants as Himself

[edit] Dialogue

Amy: Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.

Jen: What's your problem, Amy?

Amy: I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set) Who's there?

Jen: Where's that coming from? (Purple smoke appears)

Amy and Jen: Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!

Amy and Jen: Where are we?

Mr. Krabs: Why, we're at none other than The Krusty Krab.

Amy: Did you say Krusty Krab?

Mr. Krabs: That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous: Krabby Patty!

Jen: What's a Krabby Patty? (Mr. Krabs jaw drops)

Mr. Krabs: Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas. We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.

Amy: I want a Krabby Patty.

Jen: Me, too.

Mr. Krabs: How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? (laughs. Amy and Jen both give a thumbs-up) Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.

All: The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here!

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