Transcript: "Lessons Learned"

Short Article: "Lessons Learned"

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Patrick

Dialogue

(camera zooms in to the Locker of Memories. SpongeBob and Patrick stay by the Time Machine)

SpongeBob: Patrick, with this time machine, we can go back to the past and make our young selves wiser.

Patrick: That’s difficult to imagine, but I’d like to see us try! (activates the time machine. SpongeBob and Patrick end up when they were still babies)

SpongeBob: Well, it’s never too early to start your education, young man. That’s why I brought you... this! (pulls out a small grill and spatula. Gives them to his baby self) Warm it up, little fella. (baby SpongeBob begins rapidly flipping patties) I’m so proud of him. OK, your turn, Patrick. (baby Patrick is sleeping on a rock)

Patrick: No, I’m good.

Other Transcripts

SpongeBob Shorts: "And Krabs Saves the Day" • "Anything for Baby" • "Balloons" • "Frozen Krabby Patty" • "Gumshoe SquarePants" • "How to Avoid Getting Stuck in a Time Capsule" • "Jellyfishing Safety Tips" • "Juice Man" • "Krabby Patty Jingle" • Krabby Patty Report" • "Lessons Learned" • "Me Money" • "More Feeling" • "Pie" • "Plankton Pays" • "Plankton’s Color Nullifer" • "Plankton’s Holiday Hits" • "Plankton’s Plan" • "Road Danger" • "Sand Castles" • "Separation Anxiety" • "SpongeBob’s Legendary Dance Party" • "SpongeBob Lends a Helping Pants" • "SpongeBoard" • "SpongeGod" • "Spongelock Holmes" • "Surfing Dreams" • "Surprise Sandy Day" • "The Legend of SpongeBob" • "The Outfit" • "The Story of King Neptune" • "The Turn-Around" • "Things to Do When Encountering a Legendary Creature" • "Time Accident" • "Time Machine" • "Tips for Jellyfish Fields" • "Traffic" • "What Else Can a Krabby Patty Do?" • "What If the Mystery Ended This Way?" • "You Can’t Swim" Nicktoons Shorts: "12 Days of Nickmas" • "2000 Kids' Choice Awards Short" • "How the You-Know-Who Stole the You-Know-What" • "Nickelodeon Holiday Party" • "Nicktoons Battle" • Nicktoons Studios Rules" • "Patrick the Snowman" Standalone Episodes: Beneath the Bun: Secrets of the Krabby Patty • Sandy’s Vacation in Ruins • SpongeBob’s Super Bowl Party • The Endless Summer Astrology with Squidward: "Cancer" • "Gemini" • "Leo" • "Pisces" • "Sagittarius" • "Taurus" Movies in Bikini Bottom: Fisherman 4: Revenge of the Hook • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie • Slumber Party Zombie Attack Other: Anchor Arms Commercial • Transcript: Chum Bucket Commercial • Fiery Fist O' Pain Commercial • Gene Scallop’s Krusty Krab Evaluation • "Just One Bite" Deleted Scene • Mr. Magic’s Magical Magic Kit Commercial • SpongeBob’s Speech as Hall Monitor • SpongeBob SquarePants 4-D • SpongeBob SquarePants 4D: The Great Jelly Rescue • Only Known Squidward Chat Episode • Tentacle Acres Commercial • The Best Day Ever Marathon • The Krusty Krab Commercial • The New Sponge Commercial