Transcript: The Endless Summer
The Endless Summer is a SpongeBob short that shows the effects of Global Warming.
SpongeBob: (singing) I’m off to work at the Krusty Krab frying up Patties and bladdity blab!
(He stops singing and we see The Krusty Krab with a smoke stack. Inside, a car; pumps exhaust through a tube to the ceiling.)
SpongeBob: Huh? That’s new. Strange place to park a car. What’s this for?
(He pulls off the tube and gets tangled in it)
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! You're wasting my precious carbon dioxide!
SpongeBob: Carbon Dioxide?
Mr. Krabs: I’m pumpin' it into the atmosphere, boy. Thanks to Global Warming the temperature will soon go through the
roof. And then we'll have an endless summer.
SpongeBob: Why do you want an endless summer Mr. Krabs?
(They go outside, where there is a swimming pool.)
Mr. Krabs: So I can open me latest money maker, The Krusty Pool!
SpongeBob: But what about winter sports, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Eh, forget winter, boy, we’re talking about sun tan and hangin' ten and swimming all year long!
SpongeBob: Hm.. The endless summer does sound fun!
Mr. Krabs: And profitable!
SpongeBob: Fun and profitable! Big business does it again. I just wish it could be the endless summer right now! (Gets an idea) Hey!
(Cut to Mr. Krabs' office, where he plays with little clay figures.)
Toy Mr. Krabs: Umbrellas are three dollars, sir!
Toy Fish: Oh! What a bargain! I'll give you five! (The clay figures then melt in his hands)
Mr. Krabs: What the barnacles? It suddenly got very warm in here! (Opening the door) Who turned up the hea-? (He sees many cars plugged into tubes like the one from earlier and goes outside) SpongeBob, what are you doing?
SpongeBob: Just throwing another tire in the fire for Global Warming, Mr. Krabs! (He laughs) Hey look! It’s working!
The entire town is heading to this way to cool off.
Mr. Krabs: You mean pay off! Hurry, SpongeBob, fill the pool, fill the pool!
SpongeBob: Aye, aye, sir!
Mr. Krabs: Have your money ready folks! The line starts here! (The fish trample Mr. Krabs with only Patrick left.)
Mr. Krabs: Where’s everybody going?
Patrick: We're all moving to north! We can’t live here anymore! It’s too hot!
Mr. Krabs: All me customers have moved to cooler climates.
SpongeBob: Look at the bright side Mr. Krabs! There won’t be a line to go to the pool! (He jumps into the pool, but
suddenly the water evaporates.): Caaannooonnnbaaaalll!!! (He slams into the pool) Ouch! (cartoon ends)