Transcript: The Endless Summer
The Endless Summer is a SpongeBob short that shows the effects of Global Warming.
(pan across live-action houses)
Narrator: Welcome to the specially, new episode! And here's Patchy, and Potty!
Patchy: (sitting on a couch) Oh, hello, amigo! You're watching (the title card appears) The Endless Summer. (pan back to Patchy) Potty!
Potty: Yes, Patchy?
Patchy: You're watching The Endless Summer!
Potty: Oh. Okay.
Patchy: Hit the remote, Potty!
(Potty turn on with the remote, starts the episode)
Patchy: Enjoy the episode, amigo!
(It starting the episode. Audience is clapping, and the title card appears)
SpongeBob: (singing) I’m off to work at the Krusty Krab frying up Patties and bladdity blab!
(He stops singing and we see The Krusty Krab with a smoke stack. Inside, a car; pumps exhaust through a tube to the ceiling.)
SpongeBob: Huh? That’s new. Strange place to park a car. What’s this for?
(He pulls off the tube and gets tangled in it)
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! You're wasting my precious carbon dioxide!
SpongeBob: Carbon Dioxide?
Mr. Krabs: I’m pumpin' it into the atmosphere, boy. Thanks to Global Warming the temperature will soon go through the
roof. And then we'll have an endless summer.
SpongeBob: Why do you want an endless summer Mr. Krabs?
(They go outside, where there is a swimming pool.)
Mr. Krabs: So I can open me latest money maker, The Krusty Pool!
(the TV remote is stopping, Patchy reappears into the animation characters)
Patchy: Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait! Don't start yet!
Potty: You're watching!
Patchy: Oh. Okay, never mind.
(Patchy walks away, the TV remote is replay the episode)
SpongeBob: But what about winter sports, Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Eh, forget winter, boy, we’re talking about sun tan and hangin' ten and swimming all year long!
SpongeBob: Hm.. The endless summer does sound fun!
Mr. Krabs: And profitable!
SpongeBob: Fun and profitable! Big business does it again. I just wish it could be the endless summer right now! (Gets an idea) Hey
Narrator: If SpongeBob have a idea? Stay tuned.
(Patchy reappears. Cut to Patchy who's playing with a pool)
Patchy: Oh, hi again, um, are you watching this episode? Okay, bye.
(It continuing the episode. Cut to Mr. Krabs' office, where he plays with little clay figures.)
Toy Mr. Krabs: Umbrellas are three dollars, sir!
Toy Fish: Oh! What a bargain! I'll give you five! (The clay figures then melt in his hands)
Mr. Krabs: What the barnacles? It suddenly got very warm in here! (Opening the door) Who turned up the hea-? (He sees many cars plugged into tubes like the one from earlier and goes outside) SpongeBob, what are you doing?
SpongeBob: Just throwing another tire in the fire for Global Warming, Mr. Krabs! (He laughs) Hey look! It’s working!
The entire town is heading to this way to cool off.
Mr. Krabs: You mean pay off! Hurry, SpongeBob, fill the pool, fill the pool!
SpongeBob: Aye, aye, sir!
Mr. Krabs: Have your money ready folks! The line starts here! (The fish trample Mr. Krabs with only Patrick left.)
Mr. Krabs: Where’s everybody going?
Patrick: We're all moving to north! We can’t live here anymore! It’s too hot!
Mr. Krabs: All me customers have moved to cooler climates.
SpongeBob: Look at the bright side Mr. Krabs! There won’t be a line to go to the pool! (He jumps into the pool, but
suddenly the water evaporates.): Caaannooonnnbaaaalll!!! (He slams into the pool) Ouch! (cartoon ends)
Patchy: Hope you enjoy it! Look at my pool! (comes to Patchy's Pool. Cut to ToyPool big pool, it includes jumping, no diving and it's made in China) Look. His pool. (the shark comes to Patchy's pool extent) What the-- (eats by the shark. "The end" appear.)
Narrator: That's enough of the show tonight. See you soon, amigo!