Transcript: SpongeGod

SpongeGod!

Short Article: "SpongeGod"

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Patrick
• Squidward
• King Neptune (cameo)
• Queen Amphitrite (cameo)
• Eugene H. Krabs (cameo)

Transcript

(we see Neptune’s carriage. Cut to inside the Krusty Krab)

Patrick: Hey, SpongeBob, if you were a god like Neptune here-- (Neptune’s fin hits Patrick) --what would you do?

SpongeBob: Well, Patrick, I’m glad you asked that question. (becomes big) I would give free Krabby Patties, to the whoole darn town. (patties come out of eyes)

Mr. Krabs: Not FREE!

SpongeBob: And if I saw a frown, Aha! I’d turn it upside down! (turns Squidward’s frown into a smile, which burns. Squidward muffles) And as for toxic waste, I don’t care for the taste. (face turns green and peels) So listen to my skeem. I’d change it into ice creeeam! (toxic waste becomes ice cream; singing stops) And that’s what I would do. What would you do, Patrick?

Patrick: Ditto.

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