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Patchy the Pirate is the president of the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] Fan Club. Unlike most SpongeBob characters, Patchy is human, and is played by [[Tom Kenny]]. Patchy lives in an unnamed suburb in Encino, California with his pet parrot, Potty. Patchy is mostly featured during special episodes, such as [[The Sponge Who Could Fly]] and [[Christmas Who?]]. He really loves SpongeBob, and was upset when he thought the lost epidsode of SpongeBob was just a scene of SpongeBob walking. He thinks the past is cooler than the future, and had a whole argument about it with Potty in the episode [[Ugh!]]. It is unknown if he has ever been a real pirate and not just a guy living in a normal neighborhood. He also has an elderly neighbor named [[Mrs. Johnson]] who always gives out cookies. It is shown in [[Friend or Foe?]] when he was upset at Potty, that he knew Potty ever since he was a little boy, and Potty was just an egg. The boy really looked like him!
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! colspan="2" | Patchy in live-action
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| '''Species:''' || Human
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| '''Profession:''' ||
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*President of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club
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*Former fry cook of [[The Poop Deck]]
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*Host of "Patchy's Pick"
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*The DJ behind [[The Ultimate SpongeBob SpongeBash]]
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| '''Favorite Episode''' || [[Shanghaied]] ([[2001]])
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| '''First Appearance''' || ''[[Christmas Who?]]'' ([[2000]])
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| '''Latest Appearance''' || ''[[SpongeBob's Road to Christmas (Episode)|SpongeBob's Road to Christmas]]'' ([[2021]])
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| '''Friends:''' ||
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*[[Potty the Parrot|Potty]] (sometimes enemy)
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*[[Mrs. Johnson]]
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*Longbeard
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
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| '''Enemies:''' ||
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*[[Gorilla]]
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*[[Mr. Pirateson]]
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*[[The Birdbrains]]
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| '''Portrayor:''' || [[Tom Kenny]] (English)<br />Eran Mor (Hebrew)
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| '''Place:''' || Encino, California
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=== Apperance === [[Image:Patchy'sHouse.JPG|thumb|right|Part of the inside of Patchy's House]]
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'''Patchy the Pirate''' is a supporting character on ''[[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]]''. He is the live-action host of the series, played by [[Tom Kenny]]. He is the most prominent supporting character on the show, with more screen time, lines, and major roles than any other non-main character.
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Patchy wears a black pirate hat with a skull and crossbones on it, a red and white bandana, an eyepatch (hence the name "Patchy"), a long black beard, a purple robe, a white shirt, a hook on his hand, a peg leg for one leg, and black boots for the other leg....it appears to be missing some flesh, okay, it's a bone leg but it's probably eaten or gotten stroked
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in an accident by Patchy. Potty teases at Patchy for losing his leg, arm, eye, and the SpongeBob episode: The Sponge Who
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He is the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club and he is also SpongeBob’s number one fan. Unlike most SpongeBob characters, Patchy is human, and is played by [[Tom Kenny]]. Patchy lives in an unnamed suburb in Encino, California with his pet parrot, [[Potty the Parrot|Potty]]. Patchy is mostly featured during special episodes, such as [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]] and [[Christmas Who? (Episode)|Christmas Who?]]. He really loves SpongeBob and was furious when he thought the lost episode of SpongeBob was nothing but SpongeBob going through "a bunch of cheap walk cycles", which resulted in a tantrum. He thinks the past is cooler than the future, and had a whole argument about it with Potty in the episode [[Ugh (Episode)|Ugh]]. It is unknown if he has ever been a real pirate and not just a guy living in a normal neighborhood. He also has an elderly neighbor named [[Mrs. Johnson]] who always gives out cookies. It is shown in the episode [[Friend or Foe? (Episode)|Friend or Foe?]] when he was upset at Potty, that he knew Potty ever since he was a baby, and Potty was just an egg.
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Could Fly. The right leg may have been eaten by that monster T-Rex from SpongeBob B.C. Potty gave him to as a present.
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==Appearance==
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[[File:SpongeBob-patchy-arrgh.jpg|thumb|left|275px|Patchy with his hook hand.]]
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Patchy wears a black pirate hat with a skull and crossbones on it, a red and white bandana, an eye patch (hence the name "Patchy"), a long curly black beard, a purple robe, a white shirt, a hook on his hand, a peg leg for one leg, and black boots for the other leg. It appears to be missing some flesh. In some episodes he has a peg leg, and in others he has two boots. He also wore a black sash in seasons 2 and 3, and no sash in seasons 4 onward. Sometimes Potty teases at Patchy for losing his leg, arm, eye, and the [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] episode [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]]. He also appears on the Nickelodeon's Big Time Rush special "Big Time Beach Party" where he helps Logan and Carlos find a lost family treasure of his so they can buy a beach house. His eyepatch, blacked out tooth, hook, and pegleg switch and his lip syncing is poor. He also speaks with a slight lateral lisp.
  
 
===Restaurant Job===
 
===Restaurant Job===
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In the episode [[Friend or Foe?]], Patchy worked at a restaurant called "[[The Poop Deck]]", along with Potty. His boss was a cranky old pirate named [[Mr. Pirateson]]. All his food tasted horrible, so Patchy was fired and replaced by a gorilla. He wanted to take the job to eat hamburgers just like SpongeBob SquarePants, our hero. The Poop Deck's boss named Mr. Pirateson was mad at him for thinking about his wrong favorite choice of water.
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In the episode [[Friend or Foe? (Episode)|Friend or Foe?]], Patchy worked at a restaurant called "[[The Poop Deck]]", along with [[Potty]]. His boss was a cranky old pirate named [[Mr. Pirateson]]. All his food tasted horrible, so Patchy was fired and replaced by a gorilla. He wanted to take the job to make hamburgers just like [[SpongeBob SquarePants]], our hero. At one point, Mr. Pirateson was mad at him for thinking about his wrong favorite choice of water. Patchy's famous Patties are called "Buried Treasure", (with a creepy voice) "Walk the Plank" and "The Patchy Patty" which was a Patty with an Eye-patch, a face and a beard. He says "WHAT!? They let a Smelly Hairy Fleabag like that serve food!!?" when he saw that he was replaced by a [[Gorilla]].
  
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===Patchy's House=== [[Image:Patchy'sHouse.Exterior.JPG|thumb|right|The Exterior of Patchy's House]]
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===Patchy's House===  
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Patchy lives in a normal house in the suburbs of Encino, California. He lives with Potty the Parrot, who annoys him a lot. These are the known rooms in his house:
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''Main Article: [[Patchy's House]]''
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*Living Room with a TV, couch.
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*Bedroom full of SpongeBob merchandise such as stuffed animals, framed art, etc.
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Patchy's house is a single-story suburban home in Encino. He lives there with Potty and an unnamed mother.
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*Bathroom with a toilet and a shower.
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*Kitchen with everything you expect to be included.
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===Personality===
 
===Personality===
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Patchy the Pirate isn't smart, but somewhat he started the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club somehow. At the end of each episode he appears in, he has a really big mess and trouble which makes him look like how he would be able to get out of the really Bad situation. Bad things severely happen to Patchy, and he lost his hand, leg, and foot, and eye, and the SpongeBob Videotape of the Lost Episode. The reason why The Sponge Who Could Fly is called a lost episode is because it has limited broadcasting on the Nickelodeon channel each year. Patchy only appeared in 8 appearances, but he'll probably return after Atlantis Squarepantis. Note that, the broadcasting of Atlantis Squarepantis of it's first airing and other airings are different. In the first airing of Atlantis SquarePantis, Patchy doesn't have a major role in it. But in other airings, after and before the TV commercials of Atlantis Squarepantis' hour, he's stuck in a jeep in the middle of the ocean with no water, and his radio is broken.  
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Patchy the Pirate is babylike and isn't smart, but somewhat he started the [[SpongeBob SquarePants (TV Show)|SpongeBob SquarePants]] Fan Club somehow. At the end of each episode he appears in, he has a really big mess and some sort of huge trouble which makes him look like how he would be able to get out of the really bad situation. Bad things severely happen to Patchy, and he lost his hand, leg, and foot, and eye and the [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] Videotape of the Lost Episode (the reason why [[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]] is called a "lost episode" is because it has limited broadcasting on the [[Nickelodeon]] channel each year). Patchy has appeared in a grand total of 15 episodes so far. Note that the broadcasting of [[Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)|Atlantis SquarePantis]] of its first airing and other airings are different. In the first airing of "Atlantis SquarePantis," Patchy does not have a major role in it. But in other airings, after and before the TV commercials of the episode's hour, he is stuck in a boat-like mobile in the middle of no where with no water, and his radio is broken. Often he has tantrums and breaks down into tears when [[Potty]] insults him. Because [[Potty]] is always right!!! Often he gives invitations to [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]], but SB can't read them! Patchy is very shy but can be ecstatic often at times due to his childlike innocence and pure heart.
  
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== Quotes ==
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==Quotes==
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* "I don't know what it means either"
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==="Christmas Who?"===
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* "This is the end of SpongeBob! WWAAAAH!!!!
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*(to the tune of "Jingle Bells") "Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho ho ho ho ho." (notices he's on air) "Oh! Hi." (waves) "I'm Patchy the Pirate, president of the ''SpongeBob SquarePants'' fan club!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment; first lines)
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* "Oh go away, you stupid bird"
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*"That's right, Potty! It is Christmas." (limps over to the fireplace) "And there ain't nothing better in the seven seas than a Bikini Bottom Christmas. It sure is a magical time of year." (blows on his pipe. Bubbles emerge) "Why, I'll bet old SpongeBob is gearing up for Santa Claus right now!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
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* "You what???"
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*"Not bad for a creature with no vertebrae." (puts down SpongeBob's picture) "And I'm sure our pal Patrick is doing his share of the decorating." ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
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* "Hey kids!"
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*"I too am also preparing for Christmas." (lifts up the mixer) "Hmm, unbaked cookie dough!" (takes a lick) "Mmm..." ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
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* "Now time for the cartoon".
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*"Back off, you flying freak!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
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*"This here cookie dough is for the children, not for pesky parrots and other animals." ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
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*(looks out the window) "What's that? Three bells! Well, we all know what three bells means!"
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**'''Kids:''' "Free ice cream!"
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***'''Patchy:''' (laughs) "No, you silly livers. NO!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
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*"No, it means it's time to open fan letters!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
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*"This letter comes to us from..."
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**'''Realistic Fish Head:''' (as voiceover) "Name and address witheld!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
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*"You ate all me cookie dough!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Oh well! On with the show!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Dee dee, dee dee dee dee." (in SpongeBob's voice) "Ahoy, Patrick! It's Christmas Island!" (in Patrick's voice) "Presents, ahoy!" (in SpongeBob's voice) "Hooray!" (starts making storm sound effects) "Oh, a storm!" (in Patrick's voice) "Yay! I mean yikes!" (makes more sound effects and begins speaking in his own voice) "Oh, we're going down!" (keeps making noises) "Trim the sails! Hoist the yardarms! Turn on the Weather Channel!" ("Christmas Who?", closing Patchy segment)
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*"Arr, ye old mistletoe. And you know what that means." (sprays breath freshener in his mouth) "Ah, time for somebody to kiss Patchy the Pirate!" ("Christmas Who?", closing Patchy segment)
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==="Shanghaied"/''[[SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special]]''===
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*"Ahoy, fellow fanatics! Welcome to Patchy's Pick! Why don't come on back on the galley? I'm cooking up a little treat for you today." ("Shanghaied", opening Patchy segment)
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*"We're gonna see me favorite show Shanghaied! Ta-da!" ("Shanghaied", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Ahoy, fellow fanatics! Welcome to me quarters! Why don't come on back on the galley? I'm cooking up a little treat for you today. It's called in-a-vote time! You get to choose how our cartoon is today, via the phone, or the Internet if you're technologically inclined. Now this cartoon is different from most cartoons in that--" (''SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special'', opening Patchy segment)
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*"Well, if it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Potty the Parrot. Potty, say hi to the nice people!" ("Shanghaied" and ''SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special'', opening Patchy segment)
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*"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... Oh, Potty come back! Potty? Potty? Where'd you go? Potty, are you in here, buddy? Potty? Potty?" ("Shanghaied" and ''SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special'', opening Patchy segment)
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*"Get me out of here, you scurvy bird!" ("Shanghaied" and ''SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special'', opening Patchy segment)
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*"Well, roll the cartoon!" ("Shanghaied", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Now, what was I saying?" (walks to his desk with many phones and sits down) "Now, this cartoon ain't like most of your 'land-lubbing cartoons'. This cartoon has not one, not two, but three different endings! So, when I tell you to, call the number that's scrolling down there at the bottom of the screen: 1 (800) 624-4094 or go to Nick.com." ("1 (800) 624-4094" appears on the bottom of the screen [in the First 100 Episodes version, it says "Yikes matey! Original 800 number as aired has been retired to Davy Jones locker!" instead]. Phone starts ringing. Picks up phone) "No, not now! Don't call till I tell you to! Roll the cartoon! Now, remember to vote at the end because--" (''SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special'', opening Patchy segment)
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*"Well, that's our cartoon so far. Now it's time for you to decide how it ends! Who will get the last wish? Will it be Sassy Squidward, Porky Patrick, or Good Ol' SpongeBob? Just dial the number below: 1 (800) 624-4094 or go to Nick.com and tell us who you be choosing." ("1 (800) 624-4094" appears on the bottom of the screen [again, in the First 100 Episodes version it has been changed to "Yikes matey! Original 800 number as aired has been retired to Davy Jones locker!"]) "My trusty crew is eagerly awaiting your call. So, hoist your anchor of that couch, and make with the voting! This is your big chance, and we'll be right back to announce...the winner!" (''SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special'', second Patchy segment)
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*"Ahoy children, I'm back! I hope all you boys and girls got your votes in, because it's time for you to walk the plank!" (screen reading "PLEASE STAND BY" appears) "Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say because it's time to announce the winner!" (blows horn) "But first, let's look at the endings you didn't choose. According to our high tech counter-ology, you didn't choose...Patrick." (an image of Patrick is shown, with a skull in front of him) "But, let's see what Patrick would've wished for if you picked him. OK! Roll the tape! Roll the tape! Roll the tape! Roll the tape! Roll the- oh god!" (''SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special'', fourth Patchy segment)
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*"Heh heh heh. That Patrick shivers me timbers right down to my peg leg! Ha! ha! ha! You were right not to pick that one kids! Seemed like a lot of nonsense to me! Malarkey! Oh well, let's take a look at the other loser! Heh heh heh!" (an image of Squidward is shown, with a skull in front of him) "It appears you didn't vote for Squidward! I don't blame you, I wouldn't have either. But, let's see what would happen if the Old Dutchman's Meeny-Miney-Mo finger landed on Squidward!" (''SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special'', fifth Patchy segment)
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*"And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, so get ready to blow milk out of your nose because it's time to announce...the winner! The envelope please, Potty. Thank you, my fine feathered assistant. Well, what do you know? The winner is...SpongeBob!" (''SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special'', sixth Patchy segment)
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*"Ahoy, children! I'm back! I hope you all enjoyed the show, because it's time for you to walk the plank!" (screen reading "PLEASE STAND BY" appears) "Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say because it's time for fan mail!" ("Shanghaied", closing Patchy segment)
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*"And now, the moment you've been waiting for, so get ready to blow milk out of your nose because we're gonna open a letter! The envelope please, Potty! Thank you, my fine feathered assistant." ("Shanghaied", closing Patchy segment)
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*"Hey, Potty, do you smell something? Oh, Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt!" ("Shanghaied", closing Patchy segment, and ''SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special'', sixth Patchy segment)
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*"Well, that's it for Patchy's Pick. Hooray!" ("Shanghaied", closing Patchy segment)
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*(sitting at the couch crying) "Hold on! Sorry about that, kids! It's just that old Patchy can't help but get all choked up at the end of a show. But the good news is, when you watch this cartoon land-lubbing style like you usually do, it'll have the ending you picked, so now you're an official big time cartoon decision maker! Just don't let it go to your head! Well, say good night to the folks, Potty! Potty!" (''SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special'', closing Patchy segment)
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*"Well, that's it folks. Right now, I've got a little 'employee management' to take care of. Oh, Potty! Potty, get in your nice cage!" (''SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special'', closing Patchy segment)
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==="Ugh"===
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*"Hey kids! Now you're probably wondering, 'Hmm, what's Patchy doing in a cave?' and good question, you little..." (grumbles to self) "Well, it's because today's ''SpongeBob'' takes place in prehistoric times back when man struggled for survival and dinosaurs ruled the Earth." ("Ugh", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Hey kids! Are those pterodactyl wings I hear 'a flappin'? I think I know who that is! Please welcome the Potty-dactyl!" ("Ugh", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Potty! Why aren't you wearing your costume?" (picks up a pterodactyl costume) "I stayed up all night making it!" ("Ugh", opening Patchy segment)
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*"How's about I teach you kids how a caveman makes a fire with two sticks?" (holds up two wooden sticks and rubs them together) "Yeah... Doesn't get any cooler than that, huh? Chalk one up for Patchy!" ("Ugh", second Patchy segment)
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*"I guess this is a type of wood that doesn't burn." ("Ugh", second Patchy segment)
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*"Potty! You're ruining me caveman show!" ("Ugh", second Patchy segment)
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*"Now I know how [[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] feels..." ("Ugh", closing Patchy segment)
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*"Potty, I guess I really misjudged you..." (looks) "What the...?!" ("Ugh", closing Patchy segment)
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*"Well Potty, I guess you were right. The future is cool." ("Ugh", closing Patchy segment)
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*"Well, thanks for watching SpongeBob B.C., kids." (waves) "Bye!" ("Ugh", closing Patchy segment)
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==="The Sponge Who Could Fly"===
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*"I don't believe I lost the lost episode." (screws in his peg leg) "I never lose anything." ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Well, yeah, but--" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Well, the eye, I--" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
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*"And the h... oh, get out of here, you blasted bird!" (shoos Potty away) "Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where the lost episode is." ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Hey... it's a map! It's a map to the lost episode of ''SpongeBob'' I lost!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
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*"We gotta go find it, Potty!" (shouts excitedly and runs over to the door; snaps) "Oh, first I'll need me treasure hunting leg." (grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg) "Come on, Potty! Ah! Times a-wastin'!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
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*"This is it!" (a man in a construction hat sits in the chest, holding a videocassette. Patchy takes it. The man cups his hands) "I don't know what it means either." (slams the top of the chest on the man) "But I got what I came for! Come on Potty, time's a-wastin'." ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Yeah! Popcorn." (slams a bag of popcorn down on the table) "Soda." (puts a cup of soda on the table) "Pickled garlic!" (puts a jar of pickled garlic down on the table, next to the other things. Runs and sits down) "Potty, hit the remote!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
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*"This is gonna be great!" (a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen) "I can't believe it. More SpongeBob!" (starts eating the popcorn. The countdown makes its way down to five) "This so exciting!" (laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere. The countdown ends) "Here it comes!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
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*"That's it? That's the lost episode? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Grrrrr..." (his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears) "SpongeBob betrayed us?!" (runs over to a wall of framed SpongeBob pictures. Begins tearing them off the wall) "I'm sorry I ever started this stupid fan club in the first place!" (enters his SpongeBob-merchandise-filled bedroom and starts throwing things everywhere) "I'm gonna get rid of all my ''SpongeBob'' stuff! All of it! All of it!" (rips his SpongeBob boxers out of his pants) "All of it!" (runs to the door) "I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
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*(opens the door) "Really?" (shuts the door, then reenters again, quickly reversing what he did earlier. Sits back down) "Hooray! Let's watch!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Wow! Wasn't that great, kids?" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
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*(chuckles) "That's a great idea, Potty." (looks on the table) "Where's the remote?" (continues searching) "Where's the remote?" (stands up) "Oh, I lost the remote! They should make those things--" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
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*"Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind?" (presses a button. A juggling clown appears on TV) "No, that's not it." (presses another button. A weatherman appears on TV) "D'oh! Wrong again." ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
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*"No, get away!" (the lights go out) "That's the light switch! Gimme that. Gah!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
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*"Grrrrr... I hate technology!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
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*"Rewind... darn you!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
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*"No!" (tries to stop the tape from spewing out) "Stop! STOP!!! Oh, blasted infernal machine!" (gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling) "Oh, no! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
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==="Friend or Foe?"===
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*"WHAT?! They let a Smelly Hairy Fleabag like that serve food?!" ("Friend or Foe?", closing Patchy segment)
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==="Atlantis SquarePantis"===
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*"Let's go!" (honks car horn) "Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bringdown. Some music should soothe me jangled nerve. At least me in-dash-hi-fi still works." (breaks his radio) "Oh! Me ultra rare Frampton Comes Alive 8 Track destroyed! And I'm gonna miss the new ''SpongeBob'' cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon!" (cries. Patchy's cell phone rings) "Who's calling? Yes, Patchy, here, start talking." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", opening Patchy segment)
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*"You what?!" ("Atlantis SquarePantis", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! (someone honks at him) "Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Potty? Hello, hello, hello, hello? (groans) Dropped again. (closes his phone) Curse this traffic...!" ("Atlantis SquarePantis", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Ahh, home at last. What the...?" ("Atlantis SquarePantis", opening Patchy segment)
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*"Encino... it's gone. No...!" ("Atlantis SquarePantis", opening Patchy segment)
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*"This is the end of Patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. Here come the vultures to pick me bones!" (Potty flies up) "Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", third Patchy segment)
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*"B-B-But Encino is gone." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", third Patchy segment)
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*"Believe, believe." (falls asleep and finds himself back in Encino; gasps) "Welcome to Encino! It's back!" (hugs the "Welcome to Encino" sign) "SpongeBob was right! All I had to do was believe." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", third Patchy segment)
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*"It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone!" (cries. Notices a sandwich) "Ooh, a sandwich! Potty, you're a lifesaver." (notices the sandwich has mayonnaise) "Oh...! Potty, you know I don't like mayo!" (gives the sandwich to a vulture) "Here, you want some? Go on. Take it. I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. Once it gets above 130, 135, the mayonnaise gets kind of grody, you know." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", third Patchy segment)
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*"I found Encino. But it's all tiny. Somebody must've--" ("Atlantis SquarePantis", closing Patchy segment)
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*"No, no, no, no! I want Encino full size again! There's no place like home. There's no place like home." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", closing Patchy segment)
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*"Well, everything's back to the right size, eh, Potty? Potty?" ("Atlantis SquarePantis", closing Patchy segment)
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*"Um, I'm a little busy right now, but you... can stop by for your old pal Patchy. And some more ''SpongeBob SquarePants''. Bye. Potty, let go of me." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", closing Patchy segment)
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===Other===
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*"This is the end of [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]! WAAAAH!!!!"
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*"Oh go away, you stupid bird."
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*"Now time for the cartoon."
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*"Look."
  
 
==Trivia==
 
==Trivia==
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*Patchy is allergic to tomatoes.([[Friend or Foe?]])
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*Patchy has two functional eyes so he actually doesn't need his eyepatch. ([[Ugh (Episode)|Ugh]])
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*Patchy's bedroom is filled with various SpongeBob merchandise. ([[The Sponge Who Could Fly]])
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*Patchy is allergic to tomatoes. ([[Friend or Foe? (Episode)|Friend or Foe?]])
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*Patchy wears SpongeBob boxers. ([[The Sponge Who Could Fly]])
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*Patchy does not like to eat mayo. ([[Atlantis SquarePantis (Episode)|Atlantis SquarePantis]])
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*Patchy has a cell phone that has the whistle ending of the SpongeBob theme song whenever someone calls.
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*Patchy's bedroom is filled with various SpongeBob merchandise. ([[The Sponge Who Could Fly (Episode)|The Sponge Who Could Fly]])
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*Patchy writes letters to kids inside DVDs of SpongeBob SquarePants.
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*Patchy wears [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] boxers. ("The Sponge Who Could Fly")
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*Patchy as a boy already had a beard as seen on episode [[Friend of Foe?]].
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*Patchy has a cell phone that has the whistle ending of the [[SpongeBob SquarePants]] theme song whenever someone calls. ("Atlantis SquarePantis")
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*Patchy wrote letters to kids inside some DVD Boxed Sets
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*Even though Patchy dislikes Potty's favorite band [[The Birdbrains]] in SpongeBob's House Party his actor Tom Kenny in fact was a good friend of the Birdbrains' leader's actor/musician, Lux Interior. When Interior suddenly died in 2009, Kenny attended his memorial/funeral.
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*Patchy as a boy already had a beard as seen in the episode "Friend or Foe?"
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*In the episode "Atlantis SquarePantis," at the part where Patchy was giving his sandwich to the vulture, when he says "Come on!", it sounds more like [[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]].
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*In "Friend or Foe?", Patchy's hook switches from his spatula to his hook.
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*In [[Truth or Square (Episode)|Truth or Square]], Patchy doesn't have a peg leg and actually has two legs. (After a few appearances of Patchy, the cast realized how hard using the peg-leg was for Tom Kenny [voice actor for [[SpongeBob]] and actor for Patchy] and just let him walk on two legs.)
  
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Latest revision as of 00:41, 16 December 2024

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Patchy in live-action
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Patchy's cartoon design
Patchy
Species: Human
Profession:
Favorite Episode Shanghaied (2001)
First Appearance Christmas Who? (2000)
Latest Appearance SpongeBob's Road to Christmas (2021)
Friends:
Enemies:
Portrayor: Tom Kenny (English)
Eran Mor (Hebrew)
Place: Encino, California

Patchy the Pirate is a supporting character on SpongeBob SquarePants. He is the live-action host of the series, played by Tom Kenny. He is the most prominent supporting character on the show, with more screen time, lines, and major roles than any other non-main character.

He is the president of the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club and he is also SpongeBob’s number one fan. Unlike most SpongeBob characters, Patchy is human, and is played by Tom Kenny. Patchy lives in an unnamed suburb in Encino, California with his pet parrot, Potty. Patchy is mostly featured during special episodes, such as The Sponge Who Could Fly and Christmas Who?. He really loves SpongeBob and was furious when he thought the lost episode of SpongeBob was nothing but SpongeBob going through "a bunch of cheap walk cycles", which resulted in a tantrum. He thinks the past is cooler than the future, and had a whole argument about it with Potty in the episode Ugh. It is unknown if he has ever been a real pirate and not just a guy living in a normal neighborhood. He also has an elderly neighbor named Mrs. Johnson who always gives out cookies. It is shown in the episode Friend or Foe? when he was upset at Potty, that he knew Potty ever since he was a baby, and Potty was just an egg.

Contents

[edit] Appearance

Patchy with his hook hand.

Patchy wears a black pirate hat with a skull and crossbones on it, a red and white bandana, an eye patch (hence the name "Patchy"), a long curly black beard, a purple robe, a white shirt, a hook on his hand, a peg leg for one leg, and black boots for the other leg. It appears to be missing some flesh. In some episodes he has a peg leg, and in others he has two boots. He also wore a black sash in seasons 2 and 3, and no sash in seasons 4 onward. Sometimes Potty teases at Patchy for losing his leg, arm, eye, and the SpongeBob episode The Sponge Who Could Fly. He also appears on the Nickelodeon's Big Time Rush special "Big Time Beach Party" where he helps Logan and Carlos find a lost family treasure of his so they can buy a beach house. His eyepatch, blacked out tooth, hook, and pegleg switch and his lip syncing is poor. He also speaks with a slight lateral lisp.

[edit] Restaurant Job

In the episode Friend or Foe?, Patchy worked at a restaurant called "The Poop Deck", along with Potty. His boss was a cranky old pirate named Mr. Pirateson. All his food tasted horrible, so Patchy was fired and replaced by a gorilla. He wanted to take the job to make hamburgers just like SpongeBob SquarePants, our hero. At one point, Mr. Pirateson was mad at him for thinking about his wrong favorite choice of water. Patchy's famous Patties are called "Buried Treasure", (with a creepy voice) "Walk the Plank" and "The Patchy Patty" which was a Patty with an Eye-patch, a face and a beard. He says "WHAT!? They let a Smelly Hairy Fleabag like that serve food!!?" when he saw that he was replaced by a Gorilla.

[edit] Patchy's House

Main Article: Patchy's House

Patchy's house is a single-story suburban home in Encino. He lives there with Potty and an unnamed mother.

[edit] Personality

Patchy the Pirate is babylike and isn't smart, but somewhat he started the SpongeBob SquarePants Fan Club somehow. At the end of each episode he appears in, he has a really big mess and some sort of huge trouble which makes him look like how he would be able to get out of the really bad situation. Bad things severely happen to Patchy, and he lost his hand, leg, and foot, and eye and the SpongeBob Videotape of the Lost Episode (the reason why The Sponge Who Could Fly is called a "lost episode" is because it has limited broadcasting on the Nickelodeon channel each year). Patchy has appeared in a grand total of 15 episodes so far. Note that the broadcasting of Atlantis SquarePantis of its first airing and other airings are different. In the first airing of "Atlantis SquarePantis," Patchy does not have a major role in it. But in other airings, after and before the TV commercials of the episode's hour, he is stuck in a boat-like mobile in the middle of no where with no water, and his radio is broken. Often he has tantrums and breaks down into tears when Potty insults him. Because Potty is always right!!! Often he gives invitations to SpongeBob, but SB can't read them! Patchy is very shy but can be ecstatic often at times due to his childlike innocence and pure heart.

[edit] Quotes

[edit] "Christmas Who?"

  • (to the tune of "Jingle Bells") "Yo ho ho, yo ho ho, yo ho ho ho ho ho." (notices he's on air) "Oh! Hi." (waves) "I'm Patchy the Pirate, president of the SpongeBob SquarePants fan club!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment; first lines)
  • "That's right, Potty! It is Christmas." (limps over to the fireplace) "And there ain't nothing better in the seven seas than a Bikini Bottom Christmas. It sure is a magical time of year." (blows on his pipe. Bubbles emerge) "Why, I'll bet old SpongeBob is gearing up for Santa Claus right now!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Not bad for a creature with no vertebrae." (puts down SpongeBob's picture) "And I'm sure our pal Patrick is doing his share of the decorating." ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
  • "I too am also preparing for Christmas." (lifts up the mixer) "Hmm, unbaked cookie dough!" (takes a lick) "Mmm..." ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Back off, you flying freak!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
  • "This here cookie dough is for the children, not for pesky parrots and other animals." ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
  • (looks out the window) "What's that? Three bells! Well, we all know what three bells means!"
    • Kids: "Free ice cream!"
      • Patchy: (laughs) "No, you silly livers. NO!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
  • "No, it means it's time to open fan letters!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
  • "This letter comes to us from..."
    • Realistic Fish Head: (as voiceover) "Name and address witheld!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
  • "You ate all me cookie dough!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Oh well! On with the show!" ("Christmas Who?", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Dee dee, dee dee dee dee." (in SpongeBob's voice) "Ahoy, Patrick! It's Christmas Island!" (in Patrick's voice) "Presents, ahoy!" (in SpongeBob's voice) "Hooray!" (starts making storm sound effects) "Oh, a storm!" (in Patrick's voice) "Yay! I mean yikes!" (makes more sound effects and begins speaking in his own voice) "Oh, we're going down!" (keeps making noises) "Trim the sails! Hoist the yardarms! Turn on the Weather Channel!" ("Christmas Who?", closing Patchy segment)
  • "Arr, ye old mistletoe. And you know what that means." (sprays breath freshener in his mouth) "Ah, time for somebody to kiss Patchy the Pirate!" ("Christmas Who?", closing Patchy segment)

[edit] "Shanghaied"/SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special

  • "Ahoy, fellow fanatics! Welcome to Patchy's Pick! Why don't come on back on the galley? I'm cooking up a little treat for you today." ("Shanghaied", opening Patchy segment)
  • "We're gonna see me favorite show Shanghaied! Ta-da!" ("Shanghaied", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Ahoy, fellow fanatics! Welcome to me quarters! Why don't come on back on the galley? I'm cooking up a little treat for you today. It's called in-a-vote time! You get to choose how our cartoon is today, via the phone, or the Internet if you're technologically inclined. Now this cartoon is different from most cartoons in that--" (SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special, opening Patchy segment)
  • "Well, if it isn't my less-than-amusing sidekick, Potty the Parrot. Potty, say hi to the nice people!" ("Shanghaied" and SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special, opening Patchy segment)
  • "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh... Oh, Potty come back! Potty? Potty? Where'd you go? Potty, are you in here, buddy? Potty? Potty?" ("Shanghaied" and SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special, opening Patchy segment)
  • "Get me out of here, you scurvy bird!" ("Shanghaied" and SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special, opening Patchy segment)
  • "Well, roll the cartoon!" ("Shanghaied", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Now, what was I saying?" (walks to his desk with many phones and sits down) "Now, this cartoon ain't like most of your 'land-lubbing cartoons'. This cartoon has not one, not two, but three different endings! So, when I tell you to, call the number that's scrolling down there at the bottom of the screen: 1 (800) 624-4094 or go to Nick.com." ("1 (800) 624-4094" appears on the bottom of the screen [in the First 100 Episodes version, it says "Yikes matey! Original 800 number as aired has been retired to Davy Jones locker!" instead]. Phone starts ringing. Picks up phone) "No, not now! Don't call till I tell you to! Roll the cartoon! Now, remember to vote at the end because--" (SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special, opening Patchy segment)
  • "Well, that's our cartoon so far. Now it's time for you to decide how it ends! Who will get the last wish? Will it be Sassy Squidward, Porky Patrick, or Good Ol' SpongeBob? Just dial the number below: 1 (800) 624-4094 or go to Nick.com and tell us who you be choosing." ("1 (800) 624-4094" appears on the bottom of the screen [again, in the First 100 Episodes version it has been changed to "Yikes matey! Original 800 number as aired has been retired to Davy Jones locker!"]) "My trusty crew is eagerly awaiting your call. So, hoist your anchor of that couch, and make with the voting! This is your big chance, and we'll be right back to announce...the winner!" (SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special, second Patchy segment)
  • "Ahoy children, I'm back! I hope all you boys and girls got your votes in, because it's time for you to walk the plank!" (screen reading "PLEASE STAND BY" appears) "Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say because it's time to announce the winner!" (blows horn) "But first, let's look at the endings you didn't choose. According to our high tech counter-ology, you didn't choose...Patrick." (an image of Patrick is shown, with a skull in front of him) "But, let's see what Patrick would've wished for if you picked him. OK! Roll the tape! Roll the tape! Roll the tape! Roll the tape! Roll the- oh god!" (SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special, fourth Patchy segment)
  • "Heh heh heh. That Patrick shivers me timbers right down to my peg leg! Ha! ha! ha! You were right not to pick that one kids! Seemed like a lot of nonsense to me! Malarkey! Oh well, let's take a look at the other loser! Heh heh heh!" (an image of Squidward is shown, with a skull in front of him) "It appears you didn't vote for Squidward! I don't blame you, I wouldn't have either. But, let's see what would happen if the Old Dutchman's Meeny-Miney-Mo finger landed on Squidward!" (SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special, fifth Patchy segment)
  • "And now, the moment you've all been waiting for, so get ready to blow milk out of your nose because it's time to announce...the winner! The envelope please, Potty. Thank you, my fine feathered assistant. Well, what do you know? The winner is...SpongeBob!" (SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special, sixth Patchy segment)
  • "Ahoy, children! I'm back! I hope you all enjoyed the show, because it's time for you to walk the plank!" (screen reading "PLEASE STAND BY" appears) "Oh, sorry, kids. What I meant to say because it's time for fan mail!" ("Shanghaied", closing Patchy segment)
  • "And now, the moment you've been waiting for, so get ready to blow milk out of your nose because we're gonna open a letter! The envelope please, Potty! Thank you, my fine feathered assistant." ("Shanghaied", closing Patchy segment)
  • "Hey, Potty, do you smell something? Oh, Potty! That fuse in your head! I told you we're not doing that stunt!" ("Shanghaied", closing Patchy segment, and SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special, sixth Patchy segment)
  • "Well, that's it for Patchy's Pick. Hooray!" ("Shanghaied", closing Patchy segment)
  • (sitting at the couch crying) "Hold on! Sorry about that, kids! It's just that old Patchy can't help but get all choked up at the end of a show. But the good news is, when you watch this cartoon land-lubbing style like you usually do, it'll have the ending you picked, so now you're an official big time cartoon decision maker! Just don't let it go to your head! Well, say good night to the folks, Potty! Potty!" (SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special, closing Patchy segment)
  • "Well, that's it folks. Right now, I've got a little 'employee management' to take care of. Oh, Potty! Potty, get in your nice cage!" (SpongeBob's You Wish Spectacular Special, closing Patchy segment)

[edit] "Ugh"

  • "Hey kids! Now you're probably wondering, 'Hmm, what's Patchy doing in a cave?' and good question, you little..." (grumbles to self) "Well, it's because today's SpongeBob takes place in prehistoric times back when man struggled for survival and dinosaurs ruled the Earth." ("Ugh", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Hey kids! Are those pterodactyl wings I hear 'a flappin'? I think I know who that is! Please welcome the Potty-dactyl!" ("Ugh", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Potty! Why aren't you wearing your costume?" (picks up a pterodactyl costume) "I stayed up all night making it!" ("Ugh", opening Patchy segment)
  • "How's about I teach you kids how a caveman makes a fire with two sticks?" (holds up two wooden sticks and rubs them together) "Yeah... Doesn't get any cooler than that, huh? Chalk one up for Patchy!" ("Ugh", second Patchy segment)
  • "I guess this is a type of wood that doesn't burn." ("Ugh", second Patchy segment)
  • "Potty! You're ruining me caveman show!" ("Ugh", second Patchy segment)
  • "Now I know how Squidward feels..." ("Ugh", closing Patchy segment)
  • "Potty, I guess I really misjudged you..." (looks) "What the...?!" ("Ugh", closing Patchy segment)
  • "Well Potty, I guess you were right. The future is cool." ("Ugh", closing Patchy segment)
  • "Well, thanks for watching SpongeBob B.C., kids." (waves) "Bye!" ("Ugh", closing Patchy segment)

[edit] "The Sponge Who Could Fly"

  • "I don't believe I lost the lost episode." (screws in his peg leg) "I never lose anything." ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Well, yeah, but--" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Well, the eye, I--" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
  • "And the h... oh, get out of here, you blasted bird!" (shoos Potty away) "Hmm... if only I had a map to tell me where the lost episode is." ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Hey... it's a map! It's a map to the lost episode of SpongeBob I lost!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
  • "We gotta go find it, Potty!" (shouts excitedly and runs over to the door; snaps) "Oh, first I'll need me treasure hunting leg." (grabs a black boot out of a bin of umbrellas and screws it on his wooden leg while limping out the door; it now functions like a normal leg) "Come on, Potty! Ah! Times a-wastin'!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
  • "This is it!" (a man in a construction hat sits in the chest, holding a videocassette. Patchy takes it. The man cups his hands) "I don't know what it means either." (slams the top of the chest on the man) "But I got what I came for! Come on Potty, time's a-wastin'." ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Yeah! Popcorn." (slams a bag of popcorn down on the table) "Soda." (puts a cup of soda on the table) "Pickled garlic!" (puts a jar of pickled garlic down on the table, next to the other things. Runs and sits down) "Potty, hit the remote!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
  • "This is gonna be great!" (a countdown, starting at ten, appears on the screen) "I can't believe it. More SpongeBob!" (starts eating the popcorn. The countdown makes its way down to five) "This so exciting!" (laughs, shaking the popcorn, which flies everywhere. The countdown ends) "Here it comes!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
  • "That's it? That's the lost episode? That was just a bunch of cheap walk cycles!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Grrrrr..." (his face turns red and smoke steams out of his ears) "SpongeBob betrayed us?!" (runs over to a wall of framed SpongeBob pictures. Begins tearing them off the wall) "I'm sorry I ever started this stupid fan club in the first place!" (enters his SpongeBob-merchandise-filled bedroom and starts throwing things everywhere) "I'm gonna get rid of all my SpongeBob stuff! All of it! All of it!" (rips his SpongeBob boxers out of his pants) "All of it!" (runs to the door) "I'm gonna run away, that's what I'll do! Run away!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
  • (opens the door) "Really?" (shuts the door, then reenters again, quickly reversing what he did earlier. Sits back down) "Hooray! Let's watch!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Wow! Wasn't that great, kids?" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
  • (chuckles) "That's a great idea, Potty." (looks on the table) "Where's the remote?" (continues searching) "Where's the remote?" (stands up) "Oh, I lost the remote! They should make those things--" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
  • "Now, which one of these cockamamie buttons is rewind?" (presses a button. A juggling clown appears on TV) "No, that's not it." (presses another button. A weatherman appears on TV) "D'oh! Wrong again." ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
  • "No, get away!" (the lights go out) "That's the light switch! Gimme that. Gah!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
  • "Grrrrr... I hate technology!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
  • "Rewind... darn you!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)
  • "No!" (tries to stop the tape from spewing out) "Stop! STOP!!! Oh, blasted infernal machine!" (gets tangled up and falls over, still struggling) "Oh, no! I've ruined the lost episode! Now it's lost forever!" ("The Sponge Who Could Fly", closing Patchy segment)

[edit] "Friend or Foe?"

  • "WHAT?! They let a Smelly Hairy Fleabag like that serve food?!" ("Friend or Foe?", closing Patchy segment)

[edit] "Atlantis SquarePantis"

  • "Let's go!" (honks car horn) "Hey, kids. Rush hour traffic here in Encino is a real bringdown. Some music should soothe me jangled nerve. At least me in-dash-hi-fi still works." (breaks his radio) "Oh! Me ultra rare Frampton Comes Alive 8 Track destroyed! And I'm gonna miss the new SpongeBob cartoon if this traffic doesn't move soon!" (cries. Patchy's cell phone rings) "Who's calling? Yes, Patchy, here, start talking." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", opening Patchy segment)
  • "You what?!" ("Atlantis SquarePantis", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Potty, you know how important this cartoon is to me! (someone honks at him) "Do you mind?! I'm trying to talk to my parrot! Sorry, Potty. Just some landlubber." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Potty? Hello, hello, hello, hello? (groans) Dropped again. (closes his phone) Curse this traffic...!" ("Atlantis SquarePantis", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Ahh, home at last. What the...?" ("Atlantis SquarePantis", opening Patchy segment)
  • "Encino... it's gone. No...!" ("Atlantis SquarePantis", opening Patchy segment)
  • "This is the end of Patchy. No water, no food, and still no Encino. Here come the vultures to pick me bones!" (Potty flies up) "Shiver me timbers! It's Potty! I wonder what parrot tastes like... Come back here! Uh-oh. Here come the hallucinations." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", third Patchy segment)
  • "B-B-But Encino is gone." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", third Patchy segment)
  • "Believe, believe." (falls asleep and finds himself back in Encino; gasps) "Welcome to Encino! It's back!" (hugs the "Welcome to Encino" sign) "SpongeBob was right! All I had to do was believe." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", third Patchy segment)
  • "It was all a hallucination. Encino's still gone!" (cries. Notices a sandwich) "Ooh, a sandwich! Potty, you're a lifesaver." (notices the sandwich has mayonnaise) "Oh...! Potty, you know I don't like mayo!" (gives the sandwich to a vulture) "Here, you want some? Go on. Take it. I don't like the mayonnaise, you know. Once it gets above 130, 135, the mayonnaise gets kind of grody, you know." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", third Patchy segment)
  • "I found Encino. But it's all tiny. Somebody must've--" ("Atlantis SquarePantis", closing Patchy segment)
  • "No, no, no, no! I want Encino full size again! There's no place like home. There's no place like home." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", closing Patchy segment)
  • "Well, everything's back to the right size, eh, Potty? Potty?" ("Atlantis SquarePantis", closing Patchy segment)
  • "Um, I'm a little busy right now, but you... can stop by for your old pal Patchy. And some more SpongeBob SquarePants. Bye. Potty, let go of me." ("Atlantis SquarePantis", closing Patchy segment)

[edit] Other

  • "This is the end of SpongeBob! WAAAAH!!!!"
  • "Oh go away, you stupid bird."
  • "Now time for the cartoon."
  • "Look."

[edit] Trivia

  • Patchy has two functional eyes so he actually doesn't need his eyepatch. (Ugh)
  • Patchy is allergic to tomatoes. (Friend or Foe?)
  • Patchy does not like to eat mayo. (Atlantis SquarePantis)
  • Patchy's bedroom is filled with various SpongeBob merchandise. (The Sponge Who Could Fly)
  • Patchy wears SpongeBob boxers. ("The Sponge Who Could Fly")
  • Patchy has a cell phone that has the whistle ending of the SpongeBob SquarePants theme song whenever someone calls. ("Atlantis SquarePantis")
  • Patchy wrote letters to kids inside some DVD Boxed Sets
  • Even though Patchy dislikes Potty's favorite band The Birdbrains in SpongeBob's House Party his actor Tom Kenny in fact was a good friend of the Birdbrains' leader's actor/musician, Lux Interior. When Interior suddenly died in 2009, Kenny attended his memorial/funeral.
  • Patchy as a boy already had a beard as seen in the episode "Friend or Foe?"
  • In the episode "Atlantis SquarePantis," at the part where Patchy was giving his sandwich to the vulture, when he says "Come on!", it sounds more like SpongeBob.
  • In "Friend or Foe?", Patchy's hook switches from his spatula to his hook.
  • In Truth or Square, Patchy doesn't have a peg leg and actually has two legs. (After a few appearances of Patchy, the cast realized how hard using the peg-leg was for Tom Kenny [voice actor for SpongeBob and actor for Patchy] and just let him walk on two legs.)
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