Transcript: "Me Money"

Short Article: Random Acts of SpongeBob

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Squidward
• Mr. Krabs

Dialogue

(the Krusty Krab is shown, with some bubbles floating upward)

Mr. Krabs: Time to go cleaning-- (opens his safe, but it’s empty) My money! (walks out) Squidward! (cut to Mr. Krabs holding Squidward upside down and shaking him. Things like dominoes and a lock fall out)

Squidward: (screams) I... don’t... have... your... money! (Mr. Krabs looks at what fell out)

SpongeBob: (he is standing outside the kitchen) I know who took your money.

Mr. Krabs: (runs in) Tell me who and you’ll watch as I tear them into a thousand little pieces, mush them back together and tear 'em into a thousand little pieces all over again.

SpongeBob: (starts crying) It was me, Mr. Krabs! Please don’t tear me into a thousand pieces, then mush me back together and tear me to pieces again!

Mr. Krabs: (grabs SpongeBob by his hat) Why, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob: (points to the kitchen and opens the door) To clean and polish it. (Mr. Krabs walks in. Cut to inside the kitchen, where there are many polished coins on both the counter and grill and dollars being hang-dried)

Mr. Krabs: Well, I’ll be a single-piece uncle. (cut to Mr. Krabs' office sometime later. He is holding a bag of cash and opens the safe) Here’s another batch, SpongeBob. (cut to inside the safe)

SpongeBob: (he is sitting on some coins inside the safe, with the money bag also inside. The coins sparkle. Takes a coin) I’m on it Mr. K! (polishes it)

Mr. Krabs: Me money never looked better. Thanks, SpongeBob.

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