The Automatic Back Scratcher, Hair Comber, Nose Picker, and Ukulele Tuner 9000

The Automatic Back Scratcher, Hair Comber, Nose Picker, and Ukulele Tuner 9000 is an invention built by Mr. Dr. Professor Patrick and SpongeBob. The machine was built to prevent Sandy from leaving Bikini Bottom. This machine can do all of the nice things that the name does itself, though it had some malfunctions. The machine was only seen in Chimps Ahoy.

Things the Invention Does

• Scratches a person's back
• Combs a person's hair
• Picks a person's nose
• Feeds someone pudding
• Tunes a person's ukelele
• Make a pudding for a person.

Things the Invention Did when Malfunctioning

• Throws them out of the seat into the mud.
• Lights their hair on fire.
• Smashes the ukulele on their head.
• Generally pounds them.
• Says "I do not like you."

Trivia

• On the seat is a writing that says "Dr. Professur Patrick Rulez!"
• The Automatic, Back scratcher, Hair Comber, Nose Picker, Ukulele Tuner 9000 has the longest name of any item in all of Spongebob.
• It makes pudding and pudding isn't in it's name.

Miscellaneous Items

$500 Bill • Anti-Sea Bear Circle • Anti-Sea Rhinoceros Undergarments • Baby Volleyball • Boomerang Pet Ball • Boxing Begonia • Build Your Own Telescope • Candy Glove • Chip • Coral Blue Lipstick Number 2 • Dance-A-Thon Trophy • Exploding Chewing Gum • Fancy Eggs • Flying Dutchman's Treasure Hunt • Fiber • First Dime • Flea Collar • Free Toy • Friendship Ring • Gary's Record Player • Good Noodle Board • Goofy Goober Back Scratcher • Gush and Flush • Hypoallergenic Flowers • Joy Buzzers • Karate Gear • Laugh Box • Magic Conch Shell • Magic Pencil • Mermaid Man Watch • Mermerang • Meter Gun • Motivational Calendar • Mr. Paper • Ned's Wig • Nifty Nets • Night Lights • Nut Phone • Orb of Confusion • Patrick's Double Net • Pearlie • Penny • Pete • Plan Your Own Party Kit • Pretzel Pals • Raw Sewage • Root Beer Cellar • Sandy's Submarine • Scented Pinecones • Seanut Brittle • Slide Whistle • Snow Flake Collection • Soda Drink Hat • Spat • Splinter • SpongeBob Gavel • SpongeBob's Brain House • Sponge-O • The Automatic Back Scratcher, Hair Comber, Nose Picker, and Ukulele Tuner 9000 • The Box • The Bubblestand • The Chocolate Balloon • Tic Tac • Tropical Getaway Brochure • Used Napkin • Utensil Stand • Wacky Bucks

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