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Mama Krabs (Mr. Krab's mom) was taking a walk in the park. Suddenly something caught her eye, it was Mermaid Man. "Oh my, who is that sexy man?" Mama Krabs said to herself.
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"Hey Mermaid Man, it's that lady again," Barnacle Boy said as he walked towards Mermaid Man.
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'''Mermaid Man''' is a semi-retired superhero. His name is a portmanteau of mermaid and the lesser-known merman, the latter being the actual name for the male version of a mermaid.
  
"What lady?" Mermaid Man asked.
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Mermaid Man is a semi-retired superhero who has aged well past his prime. His costume mostly resembles the costume of the comic book hero Aquaman, with the addition of a star-shaped mask, a scallop-shell bra, and a pair of fuzzy slippers. Mermaid Man's underwater lair and method of crime fighting is a parody of Batman, and his "[[Invisible Boat Mobile]]" is a parody of both the Bat Mobile and Wonder Woman's invisible jet. It is unknown how he can live in [[Bikini Bottom]], as he, along with [[Barnacle Boy]], are the only true humanoid characters on the show (although he could be [[Atlantis]] or otherwise super-powered). He has an obsession with the word "Evil!” Mermaid Man was usually thin and strong 30 years ago. However, now that he is retired, he is enormously fat.
  
"It's that lady who humiliated my on live television 5 years ago," Barnacle Boy said. "Remember, we won the oscar award for our show, you just got yours, and when I was about to get mine, she jumped on stage and shoved her claws down my pants because she was looking for money, and then she pinched my fucking dick and my dick fell off, and then she stole my oscar and ran off with it to sell it. And it was all on fucking live television! Now I don't want to do anything that concerns that bitch."
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Mermaid Man's sidekick is Barnacle Boy, who he treats like a child even though Barnacle Boy is sixty-eight years old. Mermaid Man appears to be in the advanced stages of senility, often forgetting what he was talking about, or what he was doing. This is not a problem for [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick Star]], who unconditionally adore the two heroes and managed to coax them out of retirement and back into television. SpongeBob has appeared with them in eight different shorts — often involving a super villain, a Super Gadget, or some combination of the two. In one episode, he and Patrick made a film about the heroes.
  
"And your point is?" Mermaid Man asked.
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Mermaid Man has several nemeses that he fought long ago. [[Dirty Bubble]], a being made from dirty bubble soap, [[ManRay]], a humanoid stingray who does evil things and was frozen in the Mermalair, Atomic Flounder, a fish who can shoot nuclear blasts from his mouth, and the Moth, a humanoid moth who steals light and according to Mermaid Man, he has been searching for the Moth for 57 years. The reason it was 57 years was because the Moth is really small, and imagine trying to search the same moth!
  
"Fuck you, I'm going back to the rest home, it's porno hour and it makes me feel young, and horny," Barnacle Boy said as he walked away.
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Mermaid Man enjoys watching television and playing checkers with Barnacle Boy. He eats almost anything. His favorite foods are meatloaf, mashed potatoes, broccoli, [[Krabby Patties]] and ice cream.
  
Then Mama Krabs walked up to Mermaid Man and said, "Hey sexy, I couldn't help but notice how fucking hot you are you fucking old prick. Why don't we have dinner some time."
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According to Mermaid Man, his powers are all in his costume. He uses abilities similar to Aquaman's such as: summoning and controlling sea creatures, high speed swimming (used to create an effect dubbed the Raging Whirlpool), water balls, and the ability to survive underwater. While Mermaid Man retains all of these abilities, they are not as powerful as they were in his prime. Also, Mermaid Man has Super Telescoping Vision according to a scene cut from the storyboards of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V.
  
"But I always eat dinner," Mermaid Man said.
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In addition to this, [[Mermaid Man's Belt]] is a wide array of various weapons, most commonly seen as some kind of beam or ray. The only one named is the Shrink Ray which shrinks things, but various effects were created when [[SpongeBob]] used the belt on Squidward trying to reverse the Shrink Ray's effects. His belt features other powers such as Building Obliteration Button, Chin Cam, and various radioactive beams that cause bizarre mutations and various effects to the subject, such as causing them to suddenly catch on fire, turn inside out, or to be cut in half by scissors. They are only briefly shown, all afflicting Squidward. This seems to be a reference to both Batman and Space Ghost.  
 
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"No, I mean like on a date," Mama Krabs said.
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"Yeah, everyday is a date, today's the 14th or something," Mermaid Man said.
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"Oh whatever, why don't you pick me up tonight, here's my address," Mama Krabs said as she handed a piece of paper to Mermaid Man. Then she walked away.
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"What the fuck just happened?" Mermaid Man said to himself.
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Later That Evening
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Mama Krabs heard the doorbell so she grabbed her purse and ran to the door. "Why hello, there, Mermaid Man, are you ready for our date?" She asked.
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"I'm not sure if Barnacle Boy would approve of this date, but fuck him, let's go hot mama," Mermaid Man said. They then jumped into the invisible boat mobile and Mermaid Man drove them to a fancy restaurant.
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A few Moments Later
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Mermaid Man was shoving food in his face like a fucking wild animal. "So Mermaid Man, tell me about yourself," Mama Krabs asked. "Oh wait, I already know everything about you, and your money."
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"What did you say?" Mermaid Man asked.
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"I said I know everything about you, honey," Mama Krabs replied.
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"Oh, well then, I'm stuffed, I've gotta go home and take a shit," Mermaid Man said as he stood up off of his chair.
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"Wait, do you want to come over to my house for desert or...something?" Mama Krabs asked.
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A Little While Later
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"Hey Mermaid Man, how do you like this?" Mama Krabs asked as she took off her clothes, now only in her grammy panties and her ugly bra, revealing her old, ugly, hairy, saggy breasts.
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"How about this?" Mermaid Man said as he ripped his clothes off, now only wearing a thong with giant, curly, white hairs sticking out.
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"Oh yeah, are you ready to fuck?" Mama Krabs asked.
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"Fuck yeah! I just took 12 bottles of viagra, and now my erectyle dysfunction is cured!" Mermaid Man said excitedly. Suddnely the conch signal went off. "Oh shit! There's danger, I must save the day!" Mermaid man threw his clothes on and flew out of the window and met Barnacle Boy at the Shady Shoals Rest Home.
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"Where have you been Mermaid Man?" Barnacle Boy asked.
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"I was, uh, sleeping on the park bench," Mermaid Man lied. "Now we must save the day!" The two super heroes flew to the rescue to find Patrick naked in front of his house.
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"Help! My fucking dick is stuck in a god damn fucking bear trap!" Patrick shrieked in pain. Blood was gushing out of his pink penis and a puddle of blood was under it.
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"What? How the fuck did that happen?" Barnacle Boy asked.
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"I was trying to fuck it, but then it bit me! I'm not sure if it was foreplay or if it just wasn't ready for sex," Patrick said as he grabbed his cock in pain.
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"God damn it, here you go you fucking wierd ass," Barnacle Boy said as he pulled the bear trap open. "There, now I hope you've learned your lesson!"
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"Yes, never..." Mermaid Man said until suddnely Patrick's cock fell off.
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"Holy shit!" Patrick screamed as blood shot out of his dick and sprayed his entire rock house. "AAAAHHH!! Oh fuck! Oh shit! Oh god! IT FUCKING HURTS LIKE A FUCKING BITCH!" Patrick screamed as he started running around screaming.
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"Wait, kid, stop, there's more of them," Mermaid Man said as he looked around. Bear traps were everywhere. Suddenly Patrick stepped on a bear trap and it snapped on him so fast the entire bottom half of his body got sliced off. Then Patrick's head landed on a bear trap, and it decapitated him. Blood sprayed everywhere, and finally Patrick died.
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"Oh shit! What do we do?" Barnacle Boy screamed.
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"There's only one thing to do," Mermaid Man said. He then opened up the bear trap with Patrick's bottom half in it, and then Mermaid Man took off Patrick's pants and started having butt sex with it.
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"Mermaid Man, quit fucking that thing, we need to burry it before anyone finds out," Barnacle Boy said.
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Two Minutes Later
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Barnacle Boy was standing in front of a giant mound of dirt with a shovel in his hand, and the top of Patrick's cone-head was sticking out at the top, and his dick was sticking out at the side of the mound.
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"Alright Mermaid Man, we sure took care of that, didn't we?" Barnacle Boy asked. Mermaid Man was gone. "Mermaid Man?"
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Meanwhile, at Mama Krab's House
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"Alright honey, I'm back," Mermaid Man said as he flew back into Mama Krab's room.
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"Well finally, now we can start fucking, bitch," Mama Krabs said.
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Mermaid Man ripped off his clothes again, and so did Mama Krabs. Then they crawled under the covers and Mermaid Man slid his cock up Mama Krabs' old, shriveled up pussy.
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"Oh Mermaid Man!" Mama Krabs screamed in joy while Mermaid Man thrust his dick up her cunt harder and harder. Suddenly the conch signal went off.
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"Sorry babe, but I must save the day!" Mermaid Man said as he jumped out of the bed and threw his clothes on. He then flew out the window and met up with Barnacle Boy.
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"HELP! HELP!" SpongeBob screamed.
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"What's the problem boy?" Mermaid Man asked when they arrived in SpongeBob's room.
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"My dick is stuck in Sandy's pussy!" SpongeBob said. He was completely naked, and so was Sandy. Mermaid Man looked at his watch. It was getting late, 11:24 PM.
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"Oh shitting fuck, I've got to think of a way to fix this fast so I can continue to fuck Mama Krabs," Mermaid Man quietly said to himself. Barnacle Boy was trying to pull SpongeBob and Sandy apart.
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"Hey, I've got an idea!" Mermaid Man said.
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A Few Moments Later
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Barnacle Boy was sitting in a truck ready to drive it, and Mermaid Man was in a different truck. Sandy was tied to the truck Barnacle Boy was driving, and SpongeBob was tied to the truck Mermaid Man was driving. Barnacle Boy and Mermaid Man both stepped on the brakes at the same time and suddenly SpongeBob's dick ripped off, and both of the truck zoomed off.
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"OH SHIT!" Mermaid Man screamed while his car zoomed off. He was too old to remember how to hit the brakes, so there was nothing he could do. Larry the Lobster was jogging down the street until Barnacle Boy accidentally ran him over. Then Barnacle Boy crashed into Mr. Krab's house.
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"Yeah I know, like Brad is like so fucking hot, like totally, like oh my god, I know..." Pearl was talking to her friend on the phone when suddenly Barnacle Boy smashed into her. Blood shot and splattered everywhere.
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"Hit the brakes dumb ass!" Sandy screamed. She was still tied to the truck. SpongeBob's severed dick was still stuck in Sandy's pussy.
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Mr. Krabs was in the bathroom bathing in his money. "Ah, sweet, sweet money. I love money, in fact, I'd rather die than give up all my money," Mr. Krabs said to himself. Suddnely Barnacle Boy smashed into the bathroom and smashed into Mr. Krabs, and blood and organs shot and splattered everwhere. Mr. Krab's intestines ended up wrapping around Sandy's neck, and it was strangling her. Then Mr. Krab's heart flew into her mouth and got stuck, and Sandy finally choked and died.
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"HOLY FUCK!" Mermaid Man screamed while his car spun out of control. (He was also too old to now how to hit the brakes). SpongeBob was still tied to the truck and blood was shooting out of the little stump that was now his dick.
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"Help! Help! You fucking cunt! HELP!" SpongeBob screamed.
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"Shut up, boy, I'm driving!" Mermaid Man said. Suddenly Mermaid Man crashed into Squidward's house. Mermaid Man then crashed into Squidward's house. Squidward was brushing his teeth when suddenly Mermaid Man smashed into him. Squidward fell over, but when he got up, his toothbrush was impaled through his neck and blood was gushing out. Squidward gagged while trying to take the toothbrush out of his neck, but then he coughed up blood, and blood started dripping from his eyes and mouth, and he then fell down and cholked to death. Mermaid Man then smashed into a hair salon. Mrs. Puff was sitting in a swivel chair while a woman was combing her hair. Then Mermaid Man drove right through them and the truck bumped into the chair. Suddenly Mrs. Puff's chair started spinning around so fast that she shot out of the window.
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"AAAHHH!! I'M GONNA FUCKING DIE!!" Mrs. Puff screamed. "Wait, since when was that a bad thing?" Suddenly Mrs. Puff flew into a working wood chipper and gets shredded up while blood and shredded up organs and bones shot out of it.
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Then Mermaid Man smashed into Scooter, who was standing at a bus stop. Scooter when flying back and landed on the windshield. "Whoa dude, that is so not cool, dude," Scooter said.
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"Get off the fucking windshield!" Mermaid Man said and then he turned on the windshield whipers.
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"Oh shit!" Scooter said, and then the windshield wipes shot up and sliced off his arms and legs, then they came back down and sliced him into little pieces, until the entire windshield was covered in blood and organs. Now Mermaid Man couldn't even see where he was going.
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"NO! What have I done! If I didn't listen to that stupid conch signal, I would have been fucking that woman right now!" Mermaid Man said to himself. Then Mermaid Man smashed into a limo, and Squillam Fancyson was in the limo.(Squillam is Squidward's rich rival)
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"Ah, it's great to be rich, unlike that fucking prick, Squidward, I can't believe..." Squillam said. But then the limo exploded and so did the truck. Mermaid Man shot into the air, and what was left of the truck flew into the air and smashed into Barnacle Boy's truck. Barnacle boy then smashed into another car and both cars exploded. Then a huge car crash erupted and thirty cars were destroyed, killing 38 people. The entire street was covered in blood, and all of the destroyed cars, and all of the dead bodies were on top of a giant puddle of blood. Barnacle Boy then got shot into the air. He then smashed into a blimb and the blimp exploded, and then Barnacle Boy smashed into the ground and blood shot all over the place.
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"I can't belive that all these people died!" Mermaid Man said. "It was all my fault, just so I could fuck that stupid woman. But I still love her, I must forget about this and go to her."
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"Hey Mermaid Man," Mama Krabs said as she walked towards Mermaid Man.
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"Oh honey, I don't care that I killed all these people, I love you," Mermaid Man said.
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"Well I'm breaking up with you," Mama Krabs said. "All I cared about was getting a free dinner, free gifts, and stealing your money! You see, every time you took your clothes off, I'd quickly reach into your pocket and steal your money, and each time you tried to save someone, a sneaked off to your rest home and quickly stole even more of your money, and I stole stuff from you that I could sell for sweet money!" Mama Krabs then laughed her old lady sailor's laugh.
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"You tricked me this whole time?" Mermaid Man said. "I caused all of these people to die, just to be with you, and you didn't even love me?"
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"Well yeah, why the fuck would I fucking want to date you," Mama Krabs said. "You're like two hundred years old, your an old, ugly, shriveled up prune, and you call yourself a super hero, and you just killed like 40 people. I wouldn't have sex with you if you were the last person to fuck on earth."
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"My beloved sidekick is dead, and, NO ONE DOUBLE CROSSES ME YOU FUCKING CUNT!" Mermaid Man screamed in anger. Memaid Man then picked up Mama Krabs and threw her in the air, and then he zapped her with his heat vision and she blew up. Her guts and organs and blood splattered all over the floor. "Yeah! I win! Fuck you bitch!" Mermaid Man said. But then the police came and arrested him. And then he got ass raped in his jail cell by a creepy old guy.
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===Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's Rivals===    [[Image:MeerjungfraumannsGürtel.jpg|thumb|right|[[Mermaid Man's Belt]] on the floor]]
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* Reflecto (Arch Nemesis 30 years ago)     
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* The [[Dirty Bubble]] (Main Arch Nemesis)   
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* [[ManRay]] (Most Dangerous Enemy)
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* [[SpongeBob]] and [[Patrick]] only in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy I and IV)
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* Themselves (Mermaidman and Barnacleboy V)
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* [[Kelp Thing]]
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* [[Plankton]]
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* [[Squidward]] and [[Sandy]] (to Barnacle Boy when he joined EVIL)
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* Drippy Brother Studios
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* Every Villain is Lemons (acronym: EVIL)
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* [[The Moth]] (from [[Night Light]]) [[Image:Mmann.jpg|thumb|right|Mermaid Man (Much Younger)]]
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* [[Prawns]] (Arch Nemesis until frozen in tarter sauce; only appears in Battle for Bikini Bottom)
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* The [[Atomic Flounder]] (retired his days of crime)
  
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===Film and Television===
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* The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy:  <br>
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(Original TV Series)
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* The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy: <br>
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(Present TV Series)
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* Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy the Movie (Drippy Brothers)
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(Fake Movie, they made a movie and they used actors. This movie was a box office success and met with positive reviews, but the movie weas really a hoax.)
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* Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy the Movie (Fan Made):
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(The real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie had earned $200 on its opening weekend, but met with negative reviews from the fans)
  
 
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Revision as of 07:15, 27 July 2008

MermaidMan.jpg
Mermaid Man
Gender: Male
Species: Merman
Color: Orange
Eye Color: Black
Birthday: 57 Years plus (between 20 and 30 years)
Height: Unknown
Weight: Very Fat when retired
Job: The Champion Superhero of the Undersea Deep!
Interests: Crime Fighting, watching television
Family:
  • Unknown
Descendants:
  • Unknown
Friends:
Employer(s)
  • the I.J.L.S.A.
First Appearence:
Portrayer:
  • Ernest Borgnine (series)
  • Joe Whyte (video games: Employee of the Month and Battle for Bikini Bottom)
  • Joe Alaskey (video games: Lights, Camera, Pants and Creature from the Krusty Krab)

Mermaid Man is a semi-retired superhero. His name is a portmanteau of mermaid and the lesser-known merman, the latter being the actual name for the male version of a mermaid.

Mermaid Man is a semi-retired superhero who has aged well past his prime. His costume mostly resembles the costume of the comic book hero Aquaman, with the addition of a star-shaped mask, a scallop-shell bra, and a pair of fuzzy slippers. Mermaid Man's underwater lair and method of crime fighting is a parody of Batman, and his "Invisible Boat Mobile" is a parody of both the Bat Mobile and Wonder Woman's invisible jet. It is unknown how he can live in Bikini Bottom, as he, along with Barnacle Boy, are the only true humanoid characters on the show (although he could be Atlantis or otherwise super-powered). He has an obsession with the word "Evil!” Mermaid Man was usually thin and strong 30 years ago. However, now that he is retired, he is enormously fat.

Mermaid Man's sidekick is Barnacle Boy, who he treats like a child even though Barnacle Boy is sixty-eight years old. Mermaid Man appears to be in the advanced stages of senility, often forgetting what he was talking about, or what he was doing. This is not a problem for SpongeBob and Patrick Star, who unconditionally adore the two heroes and managed to coax them out of retirement and back into television. SpongeBob has appeared with them in eight different shorts — often involving a super villain, a Super Gadget, or some combination of the two. In one episode, he and Patrick made a film about the heroes.

Mermaid Man has several nemeses that he fought long ago. Dirty Bubble, a being made from dirty bubble soap, ManRay, a humanoid stingray who does evil things and was frozen in the Mermalair, Atomic Flounder, a fish who can shoot nuclear blasts from his mouth, and the Moth, a humanoid moth who steals light and according to Mermaid Man, he has been searching for the Moth for 57 years. The reason it was 57 years was because the Moth is really small, and imagine trying to search the same moth!

Mermaid Man enjoys watching television and playing checkers with Barnacle Boy. He eats almost anything. His favorite foods are meatloaf, mashed potatoes, broccoli, Krabby Patties and ice cream.

According to Mermaid Man, his powers are all in his costume. He uses abilities similar to Aquaman's such as: summoning and controlling sea creatures, high speed swimming (used to create an effect dubbed the Raging Whirlpool), water balls, and the ability to survive underwater. While Mermaid Man retains all of these abilities, they are not as powerful as they were in his prime. Also, Mermaid Man has Super Telescoping Vision according to a scene cut from the storyboards of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V.

In addition to this, Mermaid Man's Belt is a wide array of various weapons, most commonly seen as some kind of beam or ray. The only one named is the Shrink Ray which shrinks things, but various effects were created when SpongeBob used the belt on Squidward trying to reverse the Shrink Ray's effects. His belt features other powers such as Building Obliteration Button, Chin Cam, and various radioactive beams that cause bizarre mutations and various effects to the subject, such as causing them to suddenly catch on fire, turn inside out, or to be cut in half by scissors. They are only briefly shown, all afflicting Squidward. This seems to be a reference to both Batman and Space Ghost.

===Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's Rivals===
  • Reflecto (Arch Nemesis 30 years ago)
  • The Dirty Bubble (Main Arch Nemesis)
  • ManRay (Most Dangerous Enemy)
  • SpongeBob and Patrick only in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy I and IV)
  • Themselves (Mermaidman and Barnacleboy V)
  • Kelp Thing
  • Plankton
  • Squidward and Sandy (to Barnacle Boy when he joined EVIL)
  • Drippy Brother Studios
  • Every Villain is Lemons (acronym: EVIL)
  • The Moth (from Night Light)
    Mermaid Man (Much Younger)
  • Prawns (Arch Nemesis until frozen in tarter sauce; only appears in Battle for Bikini Bottom)
  • The Atomic Flounder (retired his days of crime)

Film and Television

  • The Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy:

(Original TV Series)

  • The New Adventures of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy:

(Present TV Series)

  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy the Movie (Drippy Brothers)

(Fake Movie, they made a movie and they used actors. This movie was a box office success and met with positive reviews, but the movie weas really a hoax.)

  • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy the Movie (Fan Made):

(The real Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy movie had earned $200 on its opening weekend, but met with negative reviews from the fans)

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