Transcript: Krusty Krab Commercial
- Squidward Tentacles as Janet
- Pearl Krabs as Amy
- Eugene Krabs as Himself
- SpongeBob SquarePants as Himself
Amy: Oh, Jen. I've got a real problem.
Jen: What's your problem, Amy?
Amy: I've got all this money and I don't know what to do with it and I'm hungry. (Mr. Krabs is laughing off-set) Who's there?
Jen: Where's that coming from? (Purple smoke appears)
Amy and Jen: Yippee, it's Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: That's right, Amy. I heard all about your little problem and I'm here to help. Follow...me!
Amy and Jen: Where are we?
Mr. Krabs: Why, we're at none other than The Krusty Krab.
Amy: Did you say Krusty Krab?
Mr. Krabs: That's right, Krusty Krab. Home of the world famous: Krabby Patty!
Jen: What's a Krabby Patty? (Mr. Krabs jaw drops)
Mr. Krabs: Why it's only the most mouth-watering appetizing food in the seven seas. We start with a fresh patty, grilled and juicy. Add some crisp undersea veggies and cheese. Topped off with secret sauce and some buns. Voila! A Krabby Patty.
Amy: I want a Krabby Patty.
Jen: Me, too.
Mr. Krabs: How do you like them Krabby Patties, girls? (laughs. Amy and Jen both give a thumbs-up) Two more satisfied customers. So why don't you come on in, and have yourself a Krabby Patty today.
All: The Krusty Krab: Come Spend Your Money Here!