Transcript: Tentacle Acres Commercial

This is the transcript to the Tentacle Acres commerical from the episode Squidville.

Dialogue

Squid on TV: Hi there! Is this the final straw? Do you want to move so far away, that you can brag about it. Would you rather tear out your brainstem, walk out into the middle of the nearest three-way--?

Squidward: Four-way!

Squid on TV: Four-way intersection, and skip rope with it, then continue living where you do now? Then move to-- (screen goes to static, as Patrick has changed the channel with a remote)

Patrick: I hate this channel.

Squidward: No! No! (grabs the remote and changes it back)

Squid on TV: --Tentacle Acres! Where happiness is just a suction cup away! (puts his tentacles together and pops them. The pop echoes)

Trivia

• The part where Patrick changes the channel is a popular internet meme in which is called "Patrick Hates ______ Channel."

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