Kelpy G

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Gender: Male
Species: Squid
Eye Color: Red
Interests:
  • Ga y s ex and jazz music
Occupation:
  • Professional Pornograp hic actor

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Looks

Kelpy G is a squid with long hair and wears an orange shirt with a red stripe on it. His hair is dark brown and Squidward possibly envies him for his hair.

Trivia

  • Parody of porn ographic actor John Holmes.
  • His off-screen lover is Milo J. Finkerfish.
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