Pre-Hibernation Week (Episode)

"Pre-Hibernation Week" is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season two. It premiered on May 5, 2001. Template:Spoiler Brief summary: Sandy's going to be fucking like a beast in a week, so she has to have as much fuck with you furfags as she can. The games they play threaten his safety, so he has to stop playing with her... Special Musical Guests: anus

Time/Date:

Monday the 1st
Thursday the 4th
- 11:40 PM: SpongeBob arrives home
Friday the 5th
- 1:00 PM: Sandy barges into the Krusty Krab
- 6:50 PM: Sandy begins hibernation

Time cards shown: None

Main Character(s):

Major Character(s):

Minor Character(s):

Patrick Star
Bikini Bottomites
- Fred
- Tom
- Old Man Jenkins
- Evelyn
Drummer

Mentioned Characters:

Mr. Krabs

Songs:

Heavy metal band Pantera provided music for the episode. The song is called 'Pre-Hibernation' and is available on the CD 'SpongeBob SquarePants:Original Theme Highlights'. The riff used in the song can also be found in the song "Death Rattle" from the album Reinventing The Steel.
Sandman song

Oh, there once was a sandman that... (Discontinued)

Plot

File:Sandy squirrel 34.jpg At Sandy Cheeks' Treedome, Sandy has a lot of work to do, and SpongeBob SquarePants is helping her rake the leaves. She is fretting and worrying, and SpongeBob asks her why. She explains that she's going to be hibernating in a week (or seven days or 168 hours), so they have to get lots of work done quickly, so they can play/exercise because "she cannot burn carbs in her sleep". SpongeBob commits all the time he has not already given to Eugene H. Krabs to her. The two then do numerous outrageous extreme stunts like whacking eachFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpgother on top of the Sea Needle. SpongeBob, being not as tough as Sandy, can barely avoid getting killed, and at one point is reduced to a literal puddle. He cannot escape doing these things, so he decides to hide under Patrick Star's rock. Sandy then runs to the Krusty Krab and makes everyone look for SpongeBobFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpg. But because they all have to look in horrible places (sulfur fields, poison sea urchin cove), they hide under Patrick's rock. Still frantic, Sandy starts overturning File:Sandy squirrel 34.jpgthe town loFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpgoking for SpongeBob. The people discover that SpongeBob is under the rock too and throw him out. Squidward Tentacles calls out, "Oh, look it is I, Spongebob, out here in the open!" Sandy is relieved, mistakes the voice for SpongeBob, and gives him a bone-crushing hug. Then she goeFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpgs crazy again and tries to get SpongeBob to go "atom smashing" before she hibernates, but the SpongeBob is exhausted from all the insane anFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpgtics, and stands up for himself. Then Sandy falls asleep and SpongeBob is relieved. He falls asleep too. Then Patrick Star (who is eating ice cream and carrying a grocery bag) comes up to his rock house where the other residents of Bikini Bottom are hiding and says "Who areFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpg you people?!"

Trivia/Goofs

On YTV airings when SpongeBob sayFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpgs "Life is as extreme as you wanna make it!" captions say "Life is extreme!" and he says "Woohoo!" twice.
Sandy hibernates in this episode and Survival of the Idiots, but in Bubble Buddy, she migrated.
Apparently, sand takes on the underwater role of snow, [[image:sandy sFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpgquirrel 34.jpg]]as in this episode, two kids are seen File:Sandy squirrel 34.jpgmaking a "sandman".
Running gag: We see a professional skier dressed like a goody-goody two-shoes kid and holding a lollipop. He simply replies with, "uuh, I can explain."File:Sandy squirrel 34.jpg
In Hebrew the episode is called "מחפשים את בובספוג" which means "Looking for Spongebob"
This is the first timeFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpg we hear Patrick's quote: "WHO ARE YOU PEOPFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpgLE?!?!?!", the second was in "I'm with Stupid".
When SpongeBob and Sandy fall a great distancFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpge on their bike and land on their wheels, SponFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpggeBob's weight shifts to his knees, revealing two bones coming out of his head.
In the beginning of the bicycle scene, the music in the background starts playing and Spongebob] and face shifts. This is weird as the music would be from nowheFile:Sandy squirrel 34.jpgre and Spongebob would note the connection between danger and that track.
When sandy jacks spongebob off, the whistle goes through Sandy's helmet.
Spongebob can lift a bowling ball!?