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Barnacle Boy
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| Gender: | Male |
| Species: | Merman |
| Color: | White |
| Eye Color: | Black |
| Born: | December 13, 1941 |
| Height: | Unknown |
| Weight: | Unknown |
| Interests: | Crime Fighting |
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| Voiced By: | Tim Conway |
Barnicle Boy is Mershitman's side-kick.
Barnacle Boy actual name Kyle McFucktardson is a 68-year old semi-retired superhero sidekick, although he still is more sane and aware than Mermaidman. He, along with Fuckmaidman, are the only real humans on the show. His costume is a cross between the Silver Age Aqualad and Gilligan of Gilligan's Island. Barnacle Shit Boy Asshole Fuck All You Spongepedia Dickheads also exclaims "Mumblin' Morays!" when excited. Although he turned evil and won against Mermaidman, forcing him to give in to his demand of being called Barnincle Asshole, he soon reverted to being called Barnacleboy. Mermaidman, his mentor, treats him as if he were a young boy, in spite him being an adult. He often calls Mermaidman an "old coot". In true sidekick fashion he takes the brunt of the physical comedy upon himself.
Barnacle Boy once became a villain briefly in Mermaidman and Barnacleboy V, the most pointless, dumb, stupid, annoying, boring and crappy episode ever and an episode I would never, ever want to watch again even if I were paid 50k (trust me, that episode really sucks!) teaming up with Man Ray and the Dirty Bubble following a dispute about a Pipsqueak Shitty (a very small version of a Crappy Shitty intended for children) at the Krusty Krab. After a protracted fight — and a painful parody of the International Justice League of Super Acquaintances with the regular cast — he and Mermaidman patched things up. Barnacle Man, as he likes to be called, gets a little more respect now (even though he cannot finish an adult-sized Krappy Shitty). In the same episode, Rapenicleboy mentioned he was so old he had hairs growing out of the wrinkles on his liver spots. He also has a nose similar to Squidward's, although larger.
This is referenced in Cuntmaidman and Rapenecalboy IV (the best episode of Shitbob ever) when Barnacleboy and Squidward are locked in a battle of wits involving them calling each other "Big-nose." In the video game, Battle for Bikini Bottom, it was revealed that Barnacleboy has a son, a daughter-in-law, and four "screaming" grandchildren.
Barnacleboy possesses powers similar to Mermaidman, though he lacks the belt powers. However, he does have "Sulfur Vision" (a form of heat vision) that Mermaidman does not. Like Mermaidman, his powers are not what they used to be.
Looks
Barnacleboy wears a bra, a bikini and knickers. He also wears homosexual clothes and red old woman shoes and a dress and rubber black knickers. It looks like he likes squidward.
Appearances
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy II
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy III
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy IV
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V
- Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture
- Night Light
- Mermaid Man vs. SpongeBob
- The Card
- Ditchin'
- Shuffleboarding
- Back to the Past (him and younger self)
- The Bad Guy Club for Villains (as younger self)
- SpongeBob's Last Stand
| Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy |
