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Episode Transcript: Born to Be Wild
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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
| − | *[[SpongeBob]] | + | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]] |
| − | *[[Patrick]] | + | *[[Patrick Star|Patrick]] |
| − | *[[Squidward]] | + | *[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]] |
| − | *[[Mr. Krabs]] | + | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] |
*[[Scooter]] | *[[Scooter]] | ||
| − | *The Mild Ones | + | *[[The Mild Ones]] |
==Dialogue== | ==Dialogue== | ||
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(opens up to bikers riding by coral, setting them on fire after they ride by)<br> | (opens up to bikers riding by coral, setting them on fire after they ride by)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: (at [[Jellyfish Fields]]) La la la la la. (attempts at catching the jellyfish) Missed ya. Uh-oh. (notices road) You | + | '''SpongeBob''': (at [[Jellyfish Fields]]) La la la la la. (attempts at catching the jellyfish) Missed ya. Uh-oh. (notices road) You |
shouldn't play in the street, little guy. You could get run over. (motorcycles approaching. As they do, SpongeBob hangs | shouldn't play in the street, little guy. You could get run over. (motorcycles approaching. As they do, SpongeBob hangs | ||
| − | onto ones jacket) The "Ild Ones" | + | onto ones jacket) The "Ild Ones"! That's a strange name. (jacket tears) Scallop!! (rolls in the cement) Bye "Ild Ones". I |
| − | like your silly name. Hmm..." | + | like your silly name. Hmm..."W". Oh, oh, they're not the "Ild Ones". They must be the "Wild Ones".<br> |
| − | Fish: (dressed in farmer outfit with a pick-axe in his hand) The Wild Ones? Tar nation! Don't you know who the Wild Ones | + | Fish: (dressed in farmer outfit with a pick-axe in his hand) The Wild Ones?! Tar nation! Don't you know who the Wild Ones |
| − | are, son?<br> | + | are, son?!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: No | + | '''SpongeBob''': No; I don't know who you are, either.<br> |
Fish: Why, they're the most ferocious, bloodthirsty biker gang under the sea. They've destroyed entire cities in an | Fish: Why, they're the most ferocious, bloodthirsty biker gang under the sea. They've destroyed entire cities in an | ||
| − | afternoon | + | afternoon! (laughs maniacally then jumps back into the hole he was digging)<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Bloodthirsty bikers? And they're headed straight for Bikini Bottom. I've got to warn everybody. I better take | + | '''SpongeBob''': Bloodthirsty bikers? And they're headed straight for Bikini Bottom. I've got to warn everybody. I better take the shortcut. (SpongeBob uses the bubble transition that usually appears between scenes to get to the Krusty Krab faster) Mr. Krabs!<br> |
| − | the shortcut. ( | + | |
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Where in the blue barnacles did you come from?<br> | Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Where in the blue barnacles did you come from?<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: There's no time for that, Mr. Krabs. Grab something heavy! Bar the door! Board up the windows. We've got to | + | '''SpongeBob''': There's no time for that, Mr. Krabs. Grab something heavy! Bar the door! Board up the windows. We've got to |
protect the Krusty Krab. The Krabby Patties must survive!<br> | protect the Krusty Krab. The Krabby Patties must survive!<br> | ||
Mr. Krabs: Settle down, son. What are you all riled up about?<br> | Mr. Krabs: Settle down, son. What are you all riled up about?<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Bikers... coming... nasty... ferocious... take... over... town. Destroy... must hide!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Bikers... coming... nasty... ferocious... take... over... town. Destroy... must hide!<br> |
Mr. Krabs: What are you going on about? Bikers? | Mr. Krabs: What are you going on about? Bikers? | ||
| − | SpongeBob: The Wild Ones are coming, Mr. Krabs. They're the most vicious, ravenous herd of hooligans in the sea.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': The Wild Ones are coming, Mr. Krabs. They're the most vicious, ravenous herd of hooligans in the sea.<br> |
Mr. Krabs: Ravenous did you say? That's another word for hungry, isn't it? (cut to later where a sign hangs that | Mr. Krabs: Ravenous did you say? That's another word for hungry, isn't it? (cut to later where a sign hangs that | ||
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I'll raise me prices 150%. I'll make a fortune.<br> | I'll raise me prices 150%. I'll make a fortune.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, this is serious! ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': Mr. Krabs, this is serious! (crying...)<br> |
Mr. Krabs: That kid needs a vacation -- unpaid of course. (cut to The Wild Ones 25 miles from Bikini Bottom. Cut to | Mr. Krabs: That kid needs a vacation -- unpaid of course. (cut to The Wild Ones 25 miles from Bikini Bottom. Cut to | ||
SpongeBob in front of Squidward's house)<br> | SpongeBob in front of Squidward's house)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Squidward! (knocks on door)<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Squidward! (knocks on door)<br> |
Squidward: Yes, SpongeBob?<br> | Squidward: Yes, SpongeBob?<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: A horrible biker gang called the "Wild Ones" are coming. We've got to run, hide! ( | + | '''SpongeBob''': A horrible biker gang called the "Wild Ones" are coming. We've got to run, hide! (crying)<br> |
Squidward: Oh, my. This sounds serious. Luckily, I know just what you should do. Listen closely.<br> | Squidward: Oh, my. This sounds serious. Luckily, I know just what you should do. Listen closely.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Uh-huh.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Uh-huh.<br> |
Squidward: Get a good grip on your pants. (SpongeBob does so) Turn around. (SpongeBob does so)<br> | Squidward: Get a good grip on your pants. (SpongeBob does so) Turn around. (SpongeBob does so)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Like this, Squidward?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Like this, Squidward?<br> |
Squidward: That's it. (kicks SpongeBob into the air. Cut to SpongeBob landing next to Patrick, who is sniffing under his arm)<br> | Squidward: That's it. (kicks SpongeBob into the air. Cut to SpongeBob landing next to Patrick, who is sniffing under his arm)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick!<br> |
| − | Patrick: Hello, SpongeBob.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Hello, SpongeBob.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: An evil | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick An evil bunch of bikers are coming to ravage Bikini Bottom.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Huh.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Huh.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick, didn't you hear what I said? | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, didn't you hear what I said? |
| − | Patrick: Oh, I heard you. What I didn't hear was a hello.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Oh, I heard you. What I didn't hear was a hello.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Hello, Patrick.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Hello, Patrick.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Hello, SpongeBob. Bloodthirsty bikers! We got to hide! (both run and scream then run into each other. Both run and | + | '''Patrick''': Hello, SpongeBob. Bloodthirsty bikers! We got to hide! (both run and scream then run into each other. Both run and |
scream again and keep hitting each other till they run through Jellyfish Fields. Patrick and SpongeBob hide in a giant clam until it spits them out. The giant clam uses mouthwash)<br> | scream again and keep hitting each other till they run through Jellyfish Fields. Patrick and SpongeBob hide in a giant clam until it spits them out. The giant clam uses mouthwash)<br> | ||
Giant Clam #2: Hey, what happened to you?<br> | Giant Clam #2: Hey, what happened to you?<br> | ||
| − | Giant Clam #1: I... I don't want to talk about it, man. (SpongeBob and Patrick fly through some kelp grass. As they hide in | + | Giant Clam #1: (groaning): I... I don't want to talk about it, man. (SpongeBob and Patrick fly through some kelp grass. As they hide in |
it, a mower comes by and mows them over then uses a leaf blower to blow them into a pile. Both reform into their shapes and | it, a mower comes by and mows them over then uses a leaf blower to blow them into a pile. Both reform into their shapes and | ||
scream more)<br> | scream more)<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: (jumps behind SpongeBob) Hide me | + | '''Patrick''': (jumps behind SpongeBob) Hide me!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: (jumps behind Patrick) No, hide me | + | '''SpongeBob''': (jumps behind Patrick) No, hide ''me''!<br> |
| − | Patrick: (jumps behind SpongeBob) Hide me | + | '''Patrick''': (jumps behind SpongeBob) Hide me!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: (jumps behind Patrick) Me | + | '''SpongeBob''': (jumps behind Patrick) Me!<br> |
| − | Patrick: (jumps behind SpongeBob) No, me | + | '''Patrick''': (jumps behind SpongeBob) No, me!<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: (jumps behind Patrick) Me | + | '''SpongeBob''': (jumps behind Patrick) ''Me!''<br> |
| − | Patrick: (jumps behind SpongeBob) Me | + | '''Patrick''': (jumps behind SpongeBob) ''Me!''<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: (jumps behind Patrick) Me | + | '''SpongeBob''': (jumps behind Patrick) ''Me!''<br> |
| − | Patrick: No! No more running.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': No! No more running.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: What? <br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': What? <br> |
| − | Patrick: Those bikers think they're so tough. With their leather hats (holds his pants) and their leather pants (points to | + | '''Patrick''': Those bikers think they're so tough. With their leather hats (holds his pants) and their leather pants (points to |
head)<br> | head)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: (holds up a black sock) And their leather socks.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': (holds up a black sock) And their leather socks.<br> |
| − | Patrick: If we dressed up like that then we'd be the big, scary bikers and they'd be little baby doody-heads.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': If we dressed up like that then ''we'd'' be the big, scary bikers and ''they'd'' be little baby doody-heads.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Say that again, Patrick.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Say that again, Patrick.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Little baby doody-heads?<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Little baby doody-heads?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: No, no, not that part. The part about dressing up like big, scary bikers. What do you think, Patrick? Do I look | + | '''SpongeBob''': No, no, not that part. The part about dressing up like big, scary bikers. What do you think, Patrick? Do I look |
| − | + | tough?<br> | |
| − | Patrick: I wouldn't mess with ya.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': I wouldn't mess with ya.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Nor I with you, my friend. Let's ride. (cut to later where Patrick and SpongeBob are revving their engines. Zoom | + | '''SpongeBob''': Nor I with you, my friend. Let's ride. (cut to later where Patrick and SpongeBob are revving their engines. Zoom |
out to show they are riding bicycles) Fear not. There is no need to panic. The Bikini Bottom bad boys are here.<br> | out to show they are riding bicycles) Fear not. There is no need to panic. The Bikini Bottom bad boys are here.<br> | ||
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Scooter: Those are some mean looking rides, dudes. (chuckles)<br> | Scooter: Those are some mean looking rides, dudes. (chuckles)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick, it's working. They think we're...vicious bikers. (cut to Krusty Krab) Bikini Bottom, you're salvation | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, it's working. They think we're...vicious bikers. (cut to Krusty Krab) Bikini Bottom, you're salvation |
is here.<br> | is here.<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: (drools) See?<br> | + | '''Patrick''': (drools) See?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick, that's your salivation.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, that's your salivation.<br> |
| − | Patrick: Oh.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Oh.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: So, Squidward, are you ready to do your part?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': So, Squidward, are you ready to do your part?<br> |
Squidward: Does that part include laughing at you? Cause you two look even more idiotic than usual.<br> | Squidward: Does that part include laughing at you? Cause you two look even more idiotic than usual.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty?<br> |
| − | Patrick: I'm bloodthirsty. See? (shows a cup with the word 'BLOOD' on it. He takes a sip) Want some?<br> | + | '''Patrick''': I'm bloodthirsty. See? (shows a cup with the word 'BLOOD' on it. He takes a sip) Want some?<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: Oh, no thank you, Patrick. I'm drinking diet blood. (both take sips of their drinks) See Squidward? We walk the | + | '''SpongeBob''': Oh, no thank you, Patrick. I'm drinking diet blood. (both take sips of their drinks) See Squidward? We walk the |
walk but can we talk the talk? Do you want to join our biker gang?<br> | walk but can we talk the talk? Do you want to join our biker gang?<br> | ||
Squidward: No, I don't.<br> | Squidward: No, I don't.<br> | ||
| − | Patrick: What about our biker club?<br> | + | '''Patrick''': What about our biker club?<br> |
Squidward: No.<br> | Squidward: No.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: How about our biker organization?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': How about our biker organization?<br> |
Squidward: No! I don't want to join your biker alliance, outfits, or your fellowships.<br> | Squidward: No! I don't want to join your biker alliance, outfits, or your fellowships.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: What about our coalition?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': What about our coalition?<br> |
| − | Patrick: Ooh, I don't know. That one's pretty exclusive.<br> | + | '''Patrick''': Ooh, I don't know. That one's pretty exclusive.<br> |
| − | SpongeBob: (takes out clipboard) We'll just put you down as undecided. (Squidward groans and walks away) Hi, Mr Krabs. | + | '''SpongeBob''': (takes out clipboard) We'll just put you down as undecided. (Squidward groans and walks away) Hi, Mr Krabs. |
We're the Bikini Bottom bad boys and we're bad to the bone.<br> | We're the Bikini Bottom bad boys and we're bad to the bone.<br> | ||
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on delicious Krabby Patties then they can beat you up again.<br> | on delicious Krabby Patties then they can beat you up again.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Please, Mr. Krabs. We're going to run off those bikers and save the Krusty Krab.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Please, Mr. Krabs. We're going to run off those bikers and save the Krusty Krab.<br> |
Mr. Krabs: You're not running off any of me paying customers. You can stay and get beat up in the parking lot if you | Mr. Krabs: You're not running off any of me paying customers. You can stay and get beat up in the parking lot if you | ||
wish.<br> | wish.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Then can we save the town?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Then can we save the town?<br> |
Squidward: Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?<br> | Squidward: Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Squidward, when have I ever been known to over-react? (flashback) Squidward! We're out of napkins! (screams) Out | + | '''SpongeBob''': Squidward, when have I ever been known to over-react? (flashback) Squidward! We're out of napkins! (screams) Out |
| − | of napkins! (another flashback to SpongeBob banging on Squidward's door) Squidward! I accidentally removed the "Do | + | of napkins! (another flashback to SpongeBob banging on Squidward's door) Squidward! I accidentally removed the "Do Not |
| − | Remove | + | Remove Under Penalty of Law" tag on my mattress! Hide me. Hide me. (another flashback) Squidward! Squidward! I've gone blind. |
(Squidward turns on lights) Oh. Thanks, Squidward. (back to present)<br> | (Squidward turns on lights) Oh. Thanks, Squidward. (back to present)<br> | ||
Squidward: SpongeBob, you always over-react to everything. One of your many annoying traits.<br> | Squidward: SpongeBob, you always over-react to everything. One of your many annoying traits.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: (gasps) Me? Annoying? (annoying laughter. Squidward growls) You're right.<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': (gasps) Me? Annoying? (annoying laughter. Squidward growls) You're right.<br> |
Squidward: You are so wrong about everything, SpongeBob, that the only thing that I am completely sure about is that there | Squidward: You are so wrong about everything, SpongeBob, that the only thing that I am completely sure about is that there | ||
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just stand there, save us.<br> | just stand there, save us.<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Patrick, I know this looks like the end, but you and I can get through anything. As long as do it together. | + | '''SpongeBob''': Patrick, I know this looks like the end, but you and I can get through anything. As long as do it together. |
(Patrick is already running away) Patrick? Patrick! (Patrick is headed into Jellyfish Fields and to the bus stop where a | (Patrick is already running away) Patrick? Patrick! (Patrick is headed into Jellyfish Fields and to the bus stop where a | ||
bus picks him up and takes him to a plane. Patrick jumps out of the plane and onto a rocket ship) Well, it's just you and | bus picks him up and takes him to a plane. Patrick jumps out of the plane and onto a rocket ship) Well, it's just you and | ||
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Biker #1: Howdy, we're the "Mild Ones".<br> | Biker #1: Howdy, we're the "Mild Ones".<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Mild Ones? (turns the W upside down) Oh!<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Mild Ones? (turns the W upside down) Oh!<br> |
Biker #1: Gimme back my M. Let's go, boys.<br> | Biker #1: Gimme back my M. Let's go, boys.<br> | ||
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Biker #1: Don't you want to kiss the seat of my pants? Let's ride. (bikers ride off)<br> | Biker #1: Don't you want to kiss the seat of my pants? Let's ride. (bikers ride off)<br> | ||
| − | SpongeBob: Good-bye. They seem really nice. Hey, where's Squidward?<br> | + | '''SpongeBob''': Good-bye. They seem really nice. Hey, where's Squidward?<br> |
Squidward: Woo-hoo-hoo! (riding with the biker gang) Ride to live and live to ride. | Squidward: Woo-hoo-hoo! (riding with the biker gang) Ride to live and live to ride. | ||
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(opens up to bikers riding by coral, setting them on fire after they ride by)
SpongeBob: (at Jellyfish Fields) La la la la la. (attempts at catching the jellyfish) Missed ya. Uh-oh. (notices road) You
shouldn't play in the street, little guy. You could get run over. (motorcycles approaching. As they do, SpongeBob hangs
onto ones jacket) The "Ild Ones"! That's a strange name. (jacket tears) Scallop!! (rolls in the cement) Bye "Ild Ones". I
like your silly name. Hmm..."W". Oh, oh, they're not the "Ild Ones". They must be the "Wild Ones".
Fish: (dressed in farmer outfit with a pick-axe in his hand) The Wild Ones?! Tar nation! Don't you know who the Wild Ones
are, son?!
SpongeBob: No; I don't know who you are, either.
Fish: Why, they're the most ferocious, bloodthirsty biker gang under the sea. They've destroyed entire cities in an
afternoon! (laughs maniacally then jumps back into the hole he was digging)
SpongeBob: Bloodthirsty bikers? And they're headed straight for Bikini Bottom. I've got to warn everybody. I better take the shortcut. (SpongeBob uses the bubble transition that usually appears between scenes to get to the Krusty Krab faster) Mr. Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! Where in the blue barnacles did you come from?
SpongeBob: There's no time for that, Mr. Krabs. Grab something heavy! Bar the door! Board up the windows. We've got to
protect the Krusty Krab. The Krabby Patties must survive!
Mr. Krabs: Settle down, son. What are you all riled up about?
SpongeBob: Bikers... coming... nasty... ferocious... take... over... town. Destroy... must hide!
Mr. Krabs: What are you going on about? Bikers?
SpongeBob: The Wild Ones are coming, Mr. Krabs. They're the most vicious, ravenous herd of hooligans in the sea.
Mr. Krabs: Ravenous did you say? That's another word for hungry, isn't it? (cut to later where a sign hangs that
reads 'WELCOME WILD ONES!') Welcome Wild Ones! They'll be drawn here like a sailor at a tattoo parlor. With the special
biker parking and authentic biker decor, with real bloodstains. And to top it off, a custom chopper patty. And best of all,
I'll raise me prices 150%. I'll make a fortune.
SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, this is serious! (crying...)
Mr. Krabs: That kid needs a vacation -- unpaid of course. (cut to The Wild Ones 25 miles from Bikini Bottom. Cut to
SpongeBob in front of Squidward's house)
SpongeBob: Squidward! (knocks on door)
Squidward: Yes, SpongeBob?
SpongeBob: A horrible biker gang called the "Wild Ones" are coming. We've got to run, hide! (crying)
Squidward: Oh, my. This sounds serious. Luckily, I know just what you should do. Listen closely.
SpongeBob: Uh-huh.
Squidward: Get a good grip on your pants. (SpongeBob does so) Turn around. (SpongeBob does so)
SpongeBob: Like this, Squidward?
Squidward: That's it. (kicks SpongeBob into the air. Cut to SpongeBob landing next to Patrick, who is sniffing under his arm)
SpongeBob: Patrick!
Patrick: Hello, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Patrick An evil bunch of bikers are coming to ravage Bikini Bottom.
Patrick: Huh.
SpongeBob: Patrick, didn't you hear what I said?
Patrick: Oh, I heard you. What I didn't hear was a hello.
SpongeBob: Hello, Patrick.
Patrick: Hello, SpongeBob. Bloodthirsty bikers! We got to hide! (both run and scream then run into each other. Both run and
scream again and keep hitting each other till they run through Jellyfish Fields. Patrick and SpongeBob hide in a giant clam until it spits them out. The giant clam uses mouthwash)
Giant Clam #2: Hey, what happened to you?
Giant Clam #1: (groaning): I... I don't want to talk about it, man. (SpongeBob and Patrick fly through some kelp grass. As they hide in
it, a mower comes by and mows them over then uses a leaf blower to blow them into a pile. Both reform into their shapes and
scream more)
Patrick: (jumps behind SpongeBob) Hide me!
SpongeBob: (jumps behind Patrick) No, hide me!
Patrick: (jumps behind SpongeBob) Hide me!
SpongeBob: (jumps behind Patrick) Me!
Patrick: (jumps behind SpongeBob) No, me!
SpongeBob: (jumps behind Patrick) Me!
Patrick: (jumps behind SpongeBob) Me!
SpongeBob: (jumps behind Patrick) Me!
Patrick: No! No more running.
SpongeBob: What?
Patrick: Those bikers think they're so tough. With their leather hats (holds his pants) and their leather pants (points to
head)
SpongeBob: (holds up a black sock) And their leather socks.
Patrick: If we dressed up like that then we'd be the big, scary bikers and they'd be little baby doody-heads.
SpongeBob: Say that again, Patrick.
Patrick: Little baby doody-heads?
SpongeBob: No, no, not that part. The part about dressing up like big, scary bikers. What do you think, Patrick? Do I look
tough?
Patrick: I wouldn't mess with ya.
SpongeBob: Nor I with you, my friend. Let's ride. (cut to later where Patrick and SpongeBob are revving their engines. Zoom
out to show they are riding bicycles) Fear not. There is no need to panic. The Bikini Bottom bad boys are here.
Fish #2: Ooh, I feel protected now.
Scooter: Those are some mean looking rides, dudes. (chuckles)
SpongeBob: Patrick, it's working. They think we're...vicious bikers. (cut to Krusty Krab) Bikini Bottom, you're salvation
is here.
Patrick: (drools) See?
SpongeBob: Patrick, that's your salivation.
Patrick: Oh.
SpongeBob: So, Squidward, are you ready to do your part?
Squidward: Does that part include laughing at you? Cause you two look even more idiotic than usual.
SpongeBob: Don't we look vicious and bloodthirsty?
Patrick: I'm bloodthirsty. See? (shows a cup with the word 'BLOOD' on it. He takes a sip) Want some?
SpongeBob: Oh, no thank you, Patrick. I'm drinking diet blood. (both take sips of their drinks) See Squidward? We walk the
walk but can we talk the talk? Do you want to join our biker gang?
Squidward: No, I don't.
Patrick: What about our biker club?
Squidward: No.
SpongeBob: How about our biker organization?
Squidward: No! I don't want to join your biker alliance, outfits, or your fellowships.
SpongeBob: What about our coalition?
Patrick: Ooh, I don't know. That one's pretty exclusive.
SpongeBob: (takes out clipboard) We'll just put you down as undecided. (Squidward groans and walks away) Hi, Mr Krabs.
We're the Bikini Bottom bad boys and we're bad to the bone.
Mr. Krabs: This'll be great. Those bikers can work up an appetite beating you up in the parking lot. Then they can fill up
on delicious Krabby Patties then they can beat you up again.
SpongeBob: Please, Mr. Krabs. We're going to run off those bikers and save the Krusty Krab.
Mr. Krabs: You're not running off any of me paying customers. You can stay and get beat up in the parking lot if you
wish.
SpongeBob: Then can we save the town?
Squidward: Has it ever crossed your mind that you might be getting all worked up over nothing?
SpongeBob: Squidward, when have I ever been known to over-react? (flashback) Squidward! We're out of napkins! (screams) Out
of napkins! (another flashback to SpongeBob banging on Squidward's door) Squidward! I accidentally removed the "Do Not
Remove Under Penalty of Law" tag on my mattress! Hide me. Hide me. (another flashback) Squidward! Squidward! I've gone blind.
(Squidward turns on lights) Oh. Thanks, Squidward. (back to present)
Squidward: SpongeBob, you always over-react to everything. One of your many annoying traits.
SpongeBob: (gasps) Me? Annoying? (annoying laughter. Squidward growls) You're right.
Squidward: You are so wrong about everything, SpongeBob, that the only thing that I am completely sure about is that there
is no motorcycle gang headed this way. (motorcycles approaching) What was that?
Mr. Krabs: Ahoy there, mateys. Motorcycle vehicles headed over the horizon.
Squidward: What? (grabs binoculars) Gimme that. (sees them coming. His eyes pop through the binoculars as he screams) Don't
just stand there, save us.
SpongeBob: Patrick, I know this looks like the end, but you and I can get through anything. As long as do it together.
(Patrick is already running away) Patrick? Patrick! (Patrick is headed into Jellyfish Fields and to the bus stop where a
bus picks him up and takes him to a plane. Patrick jumps out of the plane and onto a rocket ship) Well, it's just you and
me, Squidward. But I want you to know that we can get through this. As long as we...
Squidward: Panic! Run for your lives! (customers gasp) The Wild Ones are coming! (everyone screams and runs)
Fish #3: The Wild Ones? (jumps into a sardine box) Mabel, get the kids. (his family jumps into the sardine box and then
closes it)
Fish #4: Honey, I got the napkins. Oh, what I have missed this time?
Squidward: (running out of the Krusty Krab) Please don't kill me. I want to join you. It's been my life-long dream to be to
be a member of a motorcycle gang. I even knitted my own Wild Ones jacket. (shows a shirt with a skull on it) I want to ride
to live and live to ride. (screams as the bikers ride in a circle around him) I'll do whatever you want. I'll betray my
friends and neighbors. Just let me live.
Biker #1: What's that, missy?
Biker #2: What?
Biker #1: Howdy, we're the "Mild Ones".
SpongeBob: Mild Ones? (turns the W upside down) Oh!
Biker #1: Gimme back my M. Let's go, boys.
Mr. Krabs: Don't you want to spend any money?
Biker #1: Don't you want to kiss the seat of my pants? Let's ride. (bikers ride off)
SpongeBob: Good-bye. They seem really nice. Hey, where's Squidward?
Squidward: Woo-hoo-hoo! (riding with the biker gang) Ride to live and live to ride.
