Episode Transcript: Best Day Ever

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Episode Article: [[Best Day Ever]]
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Episode Article: [[Best Day Ever (Episode)|Best Day Ever]]
  
 
==Characters==
 
==Characters==
*[[SpongeBob]]
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*[[SpongeBob SquarePants|SpongeBob]]
*[[Patrick]]
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*Mr. Sun
*[[Mrs. Puff]]
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*[[Jellyfish]]
 
*[[Gary]]
 
*[[Gary]]
*[[Sandy]]
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*[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]]
*[[Mr. Krabs]]
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*[[Nematodes]]
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*[[Sandy Cheeks|Sandy]]
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*[[Patrick Star|Patrick]]
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*[[Squidward Tentacles|Squidward]]
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*Doorman
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*[[Mrs. Puff]]
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*Audience
  
 
==Dialogue==
 
==Dialogue==
 
 
'''Music:''' "[[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]"
 
'''Music:''' "[[The Best Day Ever (Song)|The Best Day Ever]]"
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  Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me
 
  Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me
 
  Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see."
 
  Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see."
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  And I ran outside
 
  And I ran outside
 
  Feeling so extra ecstatified
 
  Feeling so extra ecstatified
  It’s the best day ever! (Best day ever)
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  It's the best day ever! (Best day ever)
  
Hey, Gary.
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'''SpongeBob''': Hey, Gary.
Gary: Meow.
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Why is this the best day ever you ask?
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'''Gary''': Meow.
Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a
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whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties,
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'''SpongeBob''': Why is this the best day ever you ask? Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy, and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick, where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possesion: the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro! And for the grand finale, every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital.  I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode! (explodes into pieces then walks out of his house)
followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy,
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and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick,
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  It's the best day ever (Best day ever)
where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possesion:
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  It's the best day ever (Best day ever)
the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro!
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  It's the best day ever (Best day ever)
And for the grand finale,
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  It's the best day ever (Best day ever)
every one of my Ms. Puff's Boating School to have his boating tests.
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  I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode!
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(explodes into pieces then walks out of his house)
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  It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
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  It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
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  It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
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  It's the best day ever (Best day--)
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(laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked)<br>
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(laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked)
  
Mr. Krabs: Get out of the way, boy! (SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs) Me building's been condemned,  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Get out of the way, boy! (SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs) Me building's been condemned, boy. We got ourselves a nematode infestation. (Nematodes come and eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs gasps and then faints)
boy. We got ourselves a nematode infestation. (Nematodes come and eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs faints)<br>
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SpongeBob: But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm going to have to ask you to leave  
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'''SpongeBob''': But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
 
(nematodes eat his pants) Ow! Guys, you're ruining the (off-key) best day... (clears throat) Wait, no. (off-key) Best  
 
(nematodes eat his pants) Ow! Guys, you're ruining the (off-key) best day... (clears throat) Wait, no. (off-key) Best  
 
day... (plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up) Huh? (plays  
 
day... (plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up) Huh? (plays  
the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob)<br>
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the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob)
  
Mr. Krabs: (sighs) Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant! (later, SpongeBob stops  
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' (sighs) Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant. (later, SpongeBob stops  
playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob’s watch beeps)<br>
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playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob's watch beeps)
  
SpongeBob: Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy's! (scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a  
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'''SpongeBob''': Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy's! (scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a  
 
bush) Wait till Sandy gets a load of these adhesive karate gloves. Hyah! (karate chops the box the gloves were in. Then he  
 
bush) Wait till Sandy gets a load of these adhesive karate gloves. Hyah! (karate chops the box the gloves were in. Then he  
 
chuckles and jumps onto the top of the treedome and sticks due to his gloves. He moves above her tree and falls through it  
 
chuckles and jumps onto the top of the treedome and sticks due to his gloves. He moves above her tree and falls through it  
and lands on a tree branch then jumps at her) Hyah! (Sandy ducks and SpongeBob hits her buckets of water)<br>
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and lands on a tree branch then jumps at her) Hyah! (Sandy ducks and SpongeBob hits her buckets of water)
  
Sandy: (standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catach water in) SpongeBob, what on earth are you doing?!<br>
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'''Sandy:''' (standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catch water in) SpongeBob, what on earth are you doing?!
  
SpongeBob: Oh, just a little something I like to call karate.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Oh, just a little something I like to call karate.
  
Sandy: I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse!<br>
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'''Sandy:''' I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse!
  
SpongeBob: Mm-hmm. I see. Ok, then I'll come back later. (walks off but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop  
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'''SpongeBob''': Mm-hmm. I see. Ok, then I'll come back later. (walks off but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop  
her)<br>
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her)
  
Sandy: Knock...it...off. (punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops) It stopped? SpongeBob!<br>
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'''Sandy:''' Knock...it...off. (punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops) It stopped? SpongeBob!
  
SpongeBob: Yeah?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah?
  
Sandy: Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel! (runs into her treedome)<br>
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'''Sandy:''' Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel. (runs into her treedome)
  
SpongeBob: (groans) Oh. (slips out of his glove and falls. Scene cuts to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields) Oh. No  
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'''SpongeBob''': (groans) Oh. (slips out of his glove and falls. Bubble-wipe to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields) Oh. No Krabby Patties, no karate. At least I have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! (sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish) Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new... (Patrick is crying) What's wrong, Patrick?
krabby patties, no karate. At least I have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! (sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish)  
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Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new... (Patrick is crying) What's wrong, Patrick?<br>
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Patrick: I broke my net! (sobs)<br>
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'''Patrick''': I broke my net! (cries)
  
SpongeBob: Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net. (Patrick grabs it)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net. (Patrick grabs it)
  
Patrick: For me? (giggles)<br>
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'''Patrick''': For me? (giggles)
  
SpongeBob: Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... (Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... (Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries)
  
Patrick: SpongeBob, I broke...could I use this one? (points to SpongeBob’s new net)<br>
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'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, I broke... could I use this one? (points to SpongeBob's new net)
  
SpongeBob: Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.
  
Patrick: Yeah? (cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it)<br>
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'''Patrick''': Yeah? (cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it)
  
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. (Patrick ignores him) Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's my turn  
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'''SpongeBob''': Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. (Patrick ignores him) Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's my turn now. (sighs) I guess I'll see you at the concert. (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert; sadly) It's the best day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I still have Squidward's concert! I won't let this one slip through my fingers. (cut to Squidward crying outside the Bikini Bottom Recreation Center, in his uniform) Hey, Squidward. Squidward, what's wrong buddy?
now. (sighs) I guess I'll see you at boating tests. (cut to SpongeBob riding his own bike to Ms. Puff's Boating School) (sadly) It's the best  
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day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I  
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still have Ms. Puff's Boating School
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SpongeBob: Now write!<br>
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'''Squidward:''' The concert is ruined. My reed is shot. (shows it) See? I'm finished.
  
Ms. Puff: But... (SpongeBob winks at him)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': (slaps Squidward) Pull yourself together, man! I came for a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one!
  
SpongeBob: I said write?<br>
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'''Squidward:''' (crying) But my reed. (SpongeBob pulls one of his front teeth out and uses it as a reed)
  
Ms. Puff: Not bad. (SpongeBob winks at him again)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Now play.
  
SpongeBob: Now get in there and give me a concert to remember. (outside usher grabs him)<br>
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'''Squidward:''' But... (SpongeBob slaps him)
  
Usher: Where do you think you're going, kid?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': I said play! (Squidward plays)
  
SpongeBob: I'm going to see Squidward play his clarinet. Today's my best day ever.<br>
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'''Squidward:''' Not bad. (SpongeBob slaps him again)
  
Usher: Where's you're ticket?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Now get in there and give me a concert to remember. (outside usher grabs him)
  
SpongeBob: One ticket, coming right up, Captain! (searches his pocket) Must be here somewhere. (takes off his pants and
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'''Usher:''' Where do you think you're going, kid?
dumps out what is in it) I don't have a ticket.<br>
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Usher: No ticket, no entry.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': I'm gonna see Squidward play his clarinet. Today is my best day ever.
  
SpongeBob: But...<br>
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'''Usher:''' Where's you're ticket?
  
Usher: No ticket, no entry! (cut to a SpongeBob puppet on strings coming down)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': One ticket, coming right up, Captain. (searches his pocket) Must be here somewhere. (takes off his pants and dumps out what is in it) I don't have a ticket.
  
SpongeBob Puppet: Oh, dear. I don't have a ticket. But I want to go to this show. Hmmm...what should I do? Oh, I know. I'll
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'''Usher:''' No ticket, no entry.
just sneak in through the back door. (leaves)<br>
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Usher: Oh, no you don't! (runs after him as SpongeBob climbs down the wall, laughing)<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': But...
  
SpongeBob: SpongeBob, you are so... (walks backwards into an usher puppet)<br>
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'''Usher:''' No ticket, no entry! (cut to a SpongeBob puppet on strings coming down)
  
Usher Puppet: Ticket, please. (later, SpongeBob, wearing a ski mask, is climbing up the side of the building and through
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'''SpongeBob Puppet:''' Oh, dear. I don't have a ticket. But I want to go to this show. Hmmm...what should I do? Oh, I know. I'll just sneak in through the back door. (leaves)
the vent on the roof. He uses a flamethrower to cut his way through a door, which is actually the entry doors. The usher
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kicks him away from the building. Cut to later, where Mrs. Puff drives up in her boat and gets out, walking up to the usher)
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<br>
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Usher: Ticket, ma'am.<br>
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'''Usher:''' Oh, no you don't! (runs after him as SpongeBob climbs down the wall, laughing)
  
SquidWard: Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': SpongeBob, you are so... (walks backwards into an usher puppet)
  
Usher: You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute! Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list.
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'''Usher Puppet:''' Ticket, please. (later, SpongeBob, wearing a ski mask, is climbing up the side of the building and through
(the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat)<br>
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the vent on the roof. He uses a flamethrower to cut his way through a door, which is actually the entry doors. The usher kicks him away from the building. Cut to later, where Mrs. Puff drives up in her boat and gets out, walking up to the usher)
  
SpongeBob: (gasps) A reseroved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! All I have to do is sit down... (everyone at boating school) No...! No! It is not over!<br>
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'''Usher:''' Ticket, ma'am.
  
Fish: Huh?<br>
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'''Mrs. Puff:''' Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob?
  
SpongeBob: This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... (a fish gets up and starts to leave) Sit down!
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'''Usher:''' You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute. Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list. (the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat)
(the fish does) Then everything turned to doo-doo. (Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him)<br>
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Mr. Krabs: It's okay, SpongeBob.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': (gasps) A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! (grabs onto his seat) All I have to do is sit down... (does so. Everyone applauds as the curtains close) No...! No! It is not over!
  
SpongeBob: No, it's not okay! This was going to be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working
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'''Fish:''' Huh?
at the Krusty Krab.<br>
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Mr. Krabs: Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... (a fish gets up and starts to leave) Sit down! (the fish does) Then everything turned to doo-doo. (Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him)
  
SpongeBob: (sniffles) Yeah, I guess so. But then I was going to do karate with Sandy.<br>
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' It's okay, SpongeBob.
  
Sandy: I know, but you saved the treedome! Pretty cool, if you ask me.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': No, it's not okay! This was gonna be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working
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at the Krusty Krab.
  
SpongeBob: Well, I suppose. But then I was going to go jellyfishing with Patrick.<br>
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes.
  
Patrick: But then you... Uh, what'd you do again?<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': (sniffles) Yeah, I guess so. But then I was gonna do karate with Sandy.
  
Ms. Puff: Okay, the short of "Omelet" used by Shakepearen's Hamlet at boating school.<br>
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'''Sandy:''' I know, but you saved the treedome! Pretty cool, if you ask me.
  
Mr. Krabs: You see, SpongeBob, it's not about you or your perfect day or any of those things.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': Well, I suppose. But then I was gonna go jellyfishing with Patrick.
  
SpongeBob: It's not?<br>
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'''Patrick''': But then you... Uh, what'd you do again?
  
Mr. Krabs: No. (giggles) It's about us.<br>
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'''Squidward:''' And, I hate to admit it, but I suppose if you hadn't fixed my reed, the concert would have been a bust.
  
SpongeBob: It is?<br>
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' You see, SpongeBob, it's not about you or your perfect day or any of those things.
  
Mr. Krabs: Yep. And since you did such a good job, we wanna make it up to you.<br>
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'''SpongeBob''': It's not?
  
SpongeBob: You do?<br>
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' No. (giggles) It's about us.
  
Mr. Krabs: So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. (SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr.
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'''SpongeBob''': It is?
Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him) Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly
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present a very expensive production of... "The Best Day Ever." And it better be good for all it's costing me.<br>
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'''Music:''' "The Best Day Ever (Boating Schoool Version)"
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Yep. And since you did such a good job, we wanna make it up to you.
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'''SpongeBob''': You do?
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. (SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr. Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him) Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly present a very expensive production of "The Best Day Ever." And it better be good for all it's costing me.
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'''Music:''' "The Best Day Ever (Concert Version)"
  
 
  My perfect job starts my perfect day
 
  My perfect job starts my perfect day
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  Sing along
 
  Sing along
 
  Hear that happy sound
 
  Hear that happy sound
  Don’t let those half boating school
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  Don’t let those sour notes bring you down (Hey!)
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That's where it's at!
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I'm not paying for that!
  
 
  It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
 
  It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
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  It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
 
  It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
  
How long do we have to keep this up?
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'''Squidward:''' How long do we have to keep this up?
  
Just till his little heart gives out, Ms. Puff. <br>
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'''Mr. Krabs:''' Just till his little heart gives out, Squidward. Just till his little heart gives out. (Usher swept the floor with the broom)
Just till his little heart gives out.
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Music: "The Best Day Ever"

Mr. Sun came up, and he smiled at me
Said, "It's gonna be a good one just wait and see."
Jumped out of bed
And I ran outside
Feeling so extra ecstatified
It's the best day ever! (Best day ever)

SpongeBob: Hey, Gary.

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Why is this the best day ever you ask? Because, Gary, I get to start this wonderful day bringing life to a whole new generation of delicious Krabby Patties, followed by a vigorous mid-day session of karate with Sandy, and an afternoon jellyfishing with Patrick, where I'll unveil my newest, most prized possesion: the Deluxe Jelly Slayer Composite Pro! And for the grand finale, every one of my closest friends joining together for Squidward's clarinet recital. I am so excited I think I'm gonna explode! (explodes into pieces then walks out of his house)

It's the best day ever (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever (Best day ever)
It's the best day ever (Best day ever)

(laughs then tries opening the door to the Krusty Krab but can't because it's locked)

Mr. Krabs: Get out of the way, boy! (SpongeBob flies off the door and bounces into Mr. Krabs) Me building's been condemned, boy. We got ourselves a nematode infestation. (Nematodes come and eat the Krusty Krab. Mr. Krabs gasps and then faints)

SpongeBob: But... the best day ever starts at the Krusty Krab. Guys, I'm sorry, but I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. (nematodes eat his pants) Ow! Guys, you're ruining the (off-key) best day... (clears throat) Wait, no. (off-key) Best day... (plays his nose as a flute. The nematodes line up. When SpongeBob stops, the nematodes walk up) Huh? (plays the 'best day ever' tune. The nematodes chatter excitedly. They follow SpongeBob)

Mr. Krabs: (sighs) Keep playing, lad! Take them devil sons of the sea away from me restaurant. (later, SpongeBob stops playing and falls over due to being tired. The nematodes fall asleep, also. SpongeBob's watch beeps)

SpongeBob: Whoa! I gotta get to Sandy's! (scene cuts to Sandy's treedome. SpongeBob opens up her door then jumps behind a bush) Wait till Sandy gets a load of these adhesive karate gloves. Hyah! (karate chops the box the gloves were in. Then he chuckles and jumps onto the top of the treedome and sticks due to his gloves. He moves above her tree and falls through it and lands on a tree branch then jumps at her) Hyah! (Sandy ducks and SpongeBob hits her buckets of water)

Sandy: (standing on a ladder, using a bucket to catch water in) SpongeBob, what on earth are you doing?!

SpongeBob: Oh, just a little something I like to call karate.

Sandy: I can't right now, SpongeBob. I got a leak in my roof the size of a full-grown quarter horse!

SpongeBob: Mm-hmm. I see. Ok, then I'll come back later. (walks off but then reappears by Sandy and tries to karate chop her)

Sandy: Knock...it...off. (punches SpongeBob up high. The leak stops) It stopped? SpongeBob!

SpongeBob: Yeah?

Sandy: Hang on. I'm going to get some sealant and patch and trowel. (runs into her treedome)

SpongeBob: (groans) Oh. (slips out of his glove and falls. Bubble-wipe to SpongeBob walking to Jellyfish Fields) Oh. No Krabby Patties, no karate. At least I have jellyfishing with... Hey, there he is now! (sees Patrick chasing a jellyfish) Wait for me, Patrick. I've got a brand-new... (Patrick is crying) What's wrong, Patrick?

Patrick: I broke my net! (cries)

SpongeBob: Well, lucky for you, I brought my old net. (Patrick grabs it)

Patrick: For me? (giggles)

SpongeBob: Yeah, I won't be needing it now that I got my brand-new... (Patrick's jellyfish net breaks. He cries)

Patrick: SpongeBob, I broke... could I use this one? (points to SpongeBob's new net)

SpongeBob: Well, actually, Patrick, that's my brand-new net.

Patrick: Yeah? (cut to later where SpongeBob is waiting for his net while Patrick uses it)

SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, it's my turn, now. (Patrick ignores him) Hey, Patrick? Pat, old buddy. P-Patrick? It's my turn now. (sighs) I guess I'll see you at the concert. (bubble-wipe to SpongeBob walking at night to the concert; sadly) It's the best day ever. It's the best day ever. Oh, this best day ever isn't going so good. No work, no karate, no jellyfishing. Hey, I still have Squidward's concert! I won't let this one slip through my fingers. (cut to Squidward crying outside the Bikini Bottom Recreation Center, in his uniform) Hey, Squidward. Squidward, what's wrong buddy?

Squidward: The concert is ruined. My reed is shot. (shows it) See? I'm finished.

SpongeBob: (slaps Squidward) Pull yourself together, man! I came for a concert, and darn it, I am gonna get one!

Squidward: (crying) But my reed. (SpongeBob pulls one of his front teeth out and uses it as a reed)

SpongeBob: Now play.

Squidward: But... (SpongeBob slaps him)

SpongeBob: I said play! (Squidward plays)

Squidward: Not bad. (SpongeBob slaps him again)

SpongeBob: Now get in there and give me a concert to remember. (outside usher grabs him)

Usher: Where do you think you're going, kid?

SpongeBob: I'm gonna see Squidward play his clarinet. Today is my best day ever.

Usher: Where's you're ticket?

SpongeBob: One ticket, coming right up, Captain. (searches his pocket) Must be here somewhere. (takes off his pants and dumps out what is in it) I don't have a ticket.

Usher: No ticket, no entry.

SpongeBob: But...

Usher: No ticket, no entry! (cut to a SpongeBob puppet on strings coming down)

SpongeBob Puppet: Oh, dear. I don't have a ticket. But I want to go to this show. Hmmm...what should I do? Oh, I know. I'll just sneak in through the back door. (leaves)

Usher: Oh, no you don't! (runs after him as SpongeBob climbs down the wall, laughing)

SpongeBob: SpongeBob, you are so... (walks backwards into an usher puppet)

Usher Puppet: Ticket, please. (later, SpongeBob, wearing a ski mask, is climbing up the side of the building and through the vent on the roof. He uses a flamethrower to cut his way through a door, which is actually the entry doors. The usher kicks him away from the building. Cut to later, where Mrs. Puff drives up in her boat and gets out, walking up to the usher)

Usher: Ticket, ma'am.

Mrs. Puff: Certainly. (reaches into her purse. She hears some giggling and takes out what it is) SpongeBob?

Usher: You? This time I'm gonna... Wait a minute. Did you say SpongeBob? SpongeBob SquarePants? You're on the VIP list. (the usher carries SpongeBob on a pillow to his seat)

SpongeBob: (gasps) A reserved seat? Next to my friends? I made it! (grabs onto his seat) All I have to do is sit down... (does so. Everyone applauds as the curtains close) No...! No! It is not over!

Fish: Huh?

SpongeBob: This was supposed to be my perfect day. But then everything... (a fish gets up and starts to leave) Sit down! (the fish does) Then everything turned to doo-doo. (Mr. Krabs, Patrick and Sandy go upstage with him)

Mr. Krabs: It's okay, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: No, it's not okay! This was gonna be my best day ever, starting with doing the best job in the world: working at the Krusty Krab.

Mr. Krabs: Boy, you saved me barnacle the way you put the run on them nematodes.

SpongeBob: (sniffles) Yeah, I guess so. But then I was gonna do karate with Sandy.

Sandy: I know, but you saved the treedome! Pretty cool, if you ask me.

SpongeBob: Well, I suppose. But then I was gonna go jellyfishing with Patrick.

Patrick: But then you... Uh, what'd you do again?

Squidward: And, I hate to admit it, but I suppose if you hadn't fixed my reed, the concert would have been a bust.

Mr. Krabs: You see, SpongeBob, it's not about you or your perfect day or any of those things.

SpongeBob: It's not?

Mr. Krabs: No. (giggles) It's about us.

SpongeBob: It is?

Mr. Krabs: Yep. And since you did such a good job, we wanna make it up to you.

SpongeBob: You do?

Mr. Krabs: So, just tell us anything your little heart desires, and it's yours. (SpongeBob smiles and scene cuts to Mr. Krabs coming on stage with the light shining on him) Ladies and gentlemen, tonight, the Bikini Bottom Players proudly present a very expensive production of "The Best Day Ever." And it better be good for all it's costing me.

Music: "The Best Day Ever (Concert Version)"

My perfect job starts my perfect day
Then it’s time to kick back, relax and play
Sing along
Hear that happy sound
Don’t let those sour notes bring you down (Hey!)
That's where it's at!
I'm not paying for that!
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)
It’s the best day ever (Best day ever)

Squidward: How long do we have to keep this up?

Mr. Krabs: Just till his little heart gives out, Squidward. Just till his little heart gives out. (Usher swept the floor with the broom)


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