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| | + | Movie Article: ''[[The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie]]'' |
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| + | *[[SpongeBob SquarePants]] |
| − | Dinghy ahoy.
| + | *[[Patrick Star]] |
| | + | *[[Sheldon J. Plankton]] |
| | + | *[[Eugene H. Krabs|Mr. Krabs]] |
| | + | *[[Mindy]] |
| | + | *[[King Neptune]] |
| | + | *[[Dennis (eliminator)|Dennis]] |
| | + | *[[Karen]] |
| | + | *[[David Hasselhoff]] |
| | + | *[[Squidward Tentacles]] |
| | + | *[[Sandy Cheeks]] |
| | + | *[[Mrs. Puff]] |
| | + | *[[Pearl Krabs]] |
| | + | *[[Tom]] |
| | + | *[[Gary the Snail]] |
| | + | *[[Larry the Lobster]] |
| | + | *Citizens of [[Bikini Bottom]] |
| | + | *The Monsters |
| | + | *[[Cyclops|The Cyclops]] |
| | + | *[[The Pirates]] |
| | + | *[[Usher]] |
| | + | *[[French Narrator]] |
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| + | ==Dialogue== |
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| + | Due to issues involving length (the movie's full runtime is 87 minutes), the transcript is split into five separate pages. |
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| + | ===Part 1=== |
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| + | [[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 1]] |
| − | - Dinghy off the port bow!
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| + | ===Part 2=== |
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| + | [[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2]] |
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| + | ===Part 3=== |
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| + | [[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 3]] |
| − | - Captain, dinghy off the...
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| + | ===Part 4=== |
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| + | [[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 4]] |
| − | I got it!
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| + | ===Part 5=== |
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| + | [[Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 5]] |
| − | I got it.
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| − | | + | ==Cast== |
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| + | *[[Tom Kenny]] ... SpongeBob SquarePants / Narrator / Gary / Clay / Tough Fish #2 / Twin #2 / Houston Voice (voice) |
| − | Where is it?
| + | *[[Bill Fagerbakke]] ... Patrick Star / Fish #2 / Chum Customer / Local Fish (voice) |
| | + | *[[Clancy Brown]] ... Mr. Krabs (voice) |
| | + | *[[Rodger Bumpass]] ... Squidward Tentacles / Fish #4 (voice) |
| | + | *[[Doug Lawrence|Mr. Lawrence]] ... Plankton / Fish #7 / Attendant #2, Lloyd (voice) |
| | + | *[[Jill Talley]] ... Karen / Old Lady (voice) |
| | + | *[[Carolyn Lawrence]] ... Sandy (voice) |
| | + | *[[Mary Jo Catlett]] ... Mrs. Poppy Puff (voice) |
| | + | *Scarlett Johansson ... Mindy (voice) |
| | + | *[[Jeffrey Tambor]] ... King Neptune (voice) |
| | + | *Alec Baldwin ... Dennis (voice) |
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| − | It's right here, captain.
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| − | I never thought I'd see it
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| − | Tickets to The SpongeBob Movie!
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| − | Who lives in a pineapple
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| − | Absorbent and yellow
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| − | And porous is he
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| − | SpongeBob SquarePants
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| − | If nautical nonsense
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| − | Then drop on the deck
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| − | And flop like a fish
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| − | The sea. So mysterious,
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| − | Our story begins in Bikini Bottom's
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| − | The Krusty Krab restaurant, where...
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| − | - Back up. Back up.
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| − | - Hey. Wait a minute.
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| − | - What is happening?
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| − | - Please, settle down.
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| − | We've got a situation in there
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| − | I'd rather not discuss
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| − | Look, there he is.
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| − | Talk to me, Krabs.
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| − | It started out as a simple order:
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| − | A Krabby Patty with cheese.
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| − | When the customer took a bite,
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| − | Get ahold of yourself, Eugene.
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| − | I'm going in.
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| − | Take it easy, friend. I'm the manager
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| − | Everything's gonna be just fine.
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| − | - I'm really scared here, man.
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| − | - You got a name?
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| − | - Phil.
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| − | - You got a family, Phil?
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| − | Come on, Phil, stay with me.
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| − | Let's hear about that family.
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| − | I got a wife
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| − | That's what it's all about.
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| − | I want you to do me a favor, Phil.
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| − | What?
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| − | Say cheese.
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| − | Three cheers for the manager!
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| − | Hip! Hip!
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| − | Hip! Hip!
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| − | Hip! Hip!
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| − | Hooray!
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| − | Gary, I had that dream again.
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| − | And it's finally gonna
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| − | Sorry about this, calendar.
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| − | Because today is the grand-opening
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| − | where Mr. Krabs will announce
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| − | Who's it gonna be, Gary?
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| − | Well, let's ask my wall
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| − | I'm ready. Promotion.
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| − | Cleanliness is next to
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| − | I'm ready. Promotion.
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| − | I'm ready. Promotion.
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| − | SpongeBob!
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| − | What are you doing in here?
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| − | I have to tell you something,
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| − | - There's no shower at work.
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| − | - What do you want?
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| − | I just wanted to say
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| − | in my managerial acceptance
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| − | Okay. I'll see you at the ceremony.
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| − | That sounds like the manager
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| − | - Congratulations, buddy.
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| − | And tonight, after my big promotion,
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| − | Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
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| − | We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
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| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
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| − | Good luck, SpongeBob.
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| − | Hey, look for me at the ceremony.
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| − | Hello, Bikini Bottom!
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| − | Perch Perkins here, coming
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| − | Until today, that is.
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| − | That's right, folks. Longtime owner
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| − | First of all,
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| − | Hello. I like money.
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| − | What inspired you to build
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| − | Oh, Karen, my computer wife,
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| − | Then people would line up
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| − | Lord knows I've tried.
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| − | - Here it is, just like you said.
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| − | - Oh, boy.
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| − | It's evil.
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| − | So enjoy today, Mr. Krabs,
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I think I stepped in something.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Not in something,
| + | |
| − | on someone, you twit.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Sorry, Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | Are you on your way
| + | |
| − | to the grand-opening ceremony?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, I am not on my way over
| + | |
| − | to the grand-opening ceremony.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm busy planning to rule the world!
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, good luck with that.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm ready. Promotion.
| + | |
| − | I'm ready. Promotion.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Stupid kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Welcome. Welcome, everyone,
| + | |
| − | to the grand opening
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | of The Krusty Krab .
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - We paid $ for this?
| + | |
| − | - I paid .
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now, before we begin
| + | |
| − | with the ribbon-cutting,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'd like to announce the name
| + | |
| − | of our new manager.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yay! Yeah!
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah! Now we're talking! Yeah!
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yes. Well, anyway...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The new manager is a loyal,
| + | |
| − | hard-working employee.
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| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yes.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The obvious choice for the job.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | He's right.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | A name you all know.
| + | |
| − | It starts with an S.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - That's me.
| + | |
| − | - Please welcome our new manager...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...Squidward Tentacles.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
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| − | Yes! Yeah!
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, better luck next time, buddy.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah! All right!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
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| − |
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| − | People of Bikini Bottom,
| + | |
| − | as the manager of...
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hold the phone, folks, I'm getting an
| + | |
| − | important news flash from Mr. Krabs.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Go ahead, Mr. K.
| + | |
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| − |
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| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm making a complete what
| + | |
| − | of myself?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The most embarrassing thing
| + | |
| − | you've ever seen?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And now it's worse
| + | |
| − | because I'm repeating
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | everything you say
| + | |
| − | into the microphone?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, for crying out loud, SpongeBob,
| + | |
| − | you didn't get the job.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - What?
| + | |
| − | - You did not get the job.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But... But why?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob, you're a great fry cook,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | but I gave the job to Squidward
| + | |
| − | because being manager
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | is a big responsibility.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, let's face it, he's more...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...mature than you.
| + | |
| − | - I'm not...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...mature?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Lad, I mean this
| + | |
| − | in the nicest of ways,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | but there's a word for what you are,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and that word is...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now, let's see...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Dork?
| + | |
| − | - No, wait, that's not right. Not a dork.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - A goofball?
| + | |
| − | - Closer, but no, no, no.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - A ding-a-ling.
| + | |
| − | - Wing nut.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | A Knucklehead McSpazatron.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Okay, that's enough.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Look, what I'm trying to say is,
| + | |
| − | you're just a kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And to be a manager,
| + | |
| − | you have to be a man.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Otherwise they'd call it "kid-ager. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You understand-ager?
| + | |
| − | I mean, you understand?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I guess so, Mr. Krabs.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm ready. Depression.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm ready. Depression.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Poor kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hooray for SpongeBob!
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hooray for SpongeBob!
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Let's hear it for SpongeBob!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hello?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Where'd everybody go?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Did I miss something?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Did you see my butt?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Later that evening...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Time to put Plan Z into effect.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Starting at the undersea castle
| + | |
| − | of King Neptune.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, right.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The royal court is now in session.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Bring the prisoner forward.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So you have confessed to the crime
| + | |
| − | of touching the king's crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Yes, but...
| + | |
| − | - But what?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But it's my job, Your Highness.
| + | |
| − | I'm the royal crown polisher.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, then I guess
| + | |
| − | I can't execute you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Twenty years in the dungeon it is.
| + | |
| − | - Daddy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You're free to go.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Bless you, Princess Mindy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mindy, how dare you defy me.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Why do you have to be so mean?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I am the king.
| + | |
| − | I must enforce the laws of the sea.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Father, I wish you'd try
| + | |
| − | a little love and compassion
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | instead of these harsh punishments.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That would be nice.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Squire, clear the room.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I wish to speak
| + | |
| − | to my daughter alone.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What is this, Mindy?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Your crown?
| + | |
| − | - And what does this crown do?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Covers your bald spot.
| + | |
| − | - It's not bald, it's
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | thinning.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This crown does much more
| + | |
| − | than cover a slightly receding hairline.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, this crown entitles the one who
| + | |
| − | wears it to be in charge of the sea.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | One day, you will wear this crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm gonna be bald?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Thinning!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Anyway, the point is,
| + | |
| − | you won't wear it
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | until you learn how to rule
| + | |
| − | with an iron fist.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Like your father.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Dad, your "crown"...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What the...?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My crown!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Someone has stolen
| + | |
| − | the royal crown!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I got it. I got it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, all you Goobers,
| + | |
| − | it's time to say howdy
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | to your favorite undersea peanut,
| + | |
| − | Goofy Goober.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Howdy, Goofy Goober!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers.
| + | |
| − | Time to sing.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
| + | |
| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All right. Get it together, old boy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I know. I'll just stop thinking about it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, you know,
| + | |
| − | I actually feel a little better.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I don't even remember
| + | |
| − | why I was sad.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, it's the new
| + | |
| − | Krusty Krab manager.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wow, the pressure's
| + | |
| − | already setting in.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, Pat, you don't understand.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I didn't get the promotion.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What? Why?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - What? That's insane.
| + | |
| − | - I know.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, saying you're a kid,
| + | |
| − | it's like saying I'm a kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Here's your Goober Meal, sir.
| + | |
| − | - I'm supposed to get a toy with this.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Thanks.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm gonna head home, Pat.
| + | |
| − | The celebration's off.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Are you sure?
| + | |
| − | - Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Okay, see you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And here's your Triple
| + | |
| − | Gooberberry Sunrise, sir.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I guess I could use one of those.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now you're talking.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, waiter, we need
| + | |
| − | another one over here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | There you go.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Boy, Pat, that hit the spot.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - I'm feeling better already.
| + | |
| − | - Yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Waiter, let's get
| + | |
| − | another round over here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, Mr. Waiter. Two more, please.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Waiter.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, waiter.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Waiter.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Waiter.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Waiter!
| + | |
| − | - Why do I always get the nuts?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All right, folks, this one goes out
| + | |
| − | to my two bestest friends
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | in the whole world:
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Patrick and this big peanut guy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It's a little ditty called...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ..."Waiter!"
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey. Hey, get up.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, come on, buddy.
| + | |
| − | I wanna go home.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come on, pal.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, my head.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Listen to me. It's in the morning.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Go scrape up your friend
| + | |
| − | and get going.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My friend?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait, you said : .
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm late for work.
| + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs is gonna be...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now, pay attention, Squidward.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | As new manager, you've gotta keep
| + | |
| − | a sharp eye out for paying customers.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yawn.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What's this? King Neptune is riding
| + | |
| − | toward The Krusty Krab at lunchtime.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | He's got money.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Stay in the coach, daughter.
| + | |
| − | This won't take long.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Daddy, please.
| + | |
| − | I think you're overreacting.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Silence, Mindy.
| + | |
| − | I know what I'm doing.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Squire.
| + | |
| − | - Yes, Your Highness.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Have this pole executed at once.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | A hundred and one dollars
| + | |
| − | for a Krabby Patty?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | With cheese, Mr. Squidward,
| + | |
| − | with cheese.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Greeting, subjects.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I seek the one known
| + | |
| − | as Eugene Krabs.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | May he present himself
| + | |
| − | to me at once.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness.
| + | |
| − | Would you like to order something?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Nay! I'm on to you, Krabs!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You have stolen the royal crown,
| + | |
| − | you cannot deny.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | For, clever as you are,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | you left one damning piece of evidence
| + | |
| − | at the scene of the crime.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | "I stole your crown.
| + | |
| − | Signed, Eugene Krabs. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Relinquish the royal crown
| + | |
| − | to me at once.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But... But this is crazy. I didn't do it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs.
| + | |
| − | Leave a message.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay,
| + | |
| − | the guy you sold Neptune's crown to.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, I just wanted to say
| + | |
| − | thanks again for selling me the crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Neptune's crown.
| + | |
| − | I sold it to a guy in Shell City,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and I just wanted to say thanks again
| + | |
| − | for selling me the crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Neptune's crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Which is now in Shell City.
| + | |
| − | Goodbye.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Don't you just hate wrong numbers?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My crown is in
| + | |
| − | the forbidden Shell City?!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Plan Z. I love Plan Z.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Prepare to burn, Krabs.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait, Neptune.
| + | |
| − | Please, I'm begging you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I ain't a crook.
| + | |
| − | Ask anyone, they'll vouch for me.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Very well, then.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Before I turn this conniving
| + | |
| − | crustacean into fishmeal,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | who here has anything to say
| + | |
| − | about Eugene Krabs?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I've got something to say
| + | |
| − | about Mr. Krabs.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob, me boy,
| + | |
| − | you've come just in time.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Pardon me, miss.
| + | |
| − | - Please, tell King Neptune
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | all about me.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I have worked for Mr. Krabs
| + | |
| − | for many years
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and always thought
| + | |
| − | he was a great boss.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You see? A great boss.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I now realize
| + | |
| − | that he's a great big jerk!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I deserve that manager's job!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But you didn't give it to me,
| + | |
| − | because you say I'm a kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, I am -percent man!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And this man has got
| + | |
| − | something to say to you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | There. I think I made my point.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Anyone else?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No? Well, then.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Me pants are on fire!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Me underwear's on fire!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm on fire!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And now, Eugene Krabs, you will...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm flattered you would do this
| + | |
| − | on my account,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | but being manager
| + | |
| − | isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown,
| + | |
| − | and now it's in Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - That's why he must die.
| + | |
| − | - Doesn't it seem a little harsh
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | to kill someone over a crown?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You don't understand. My crown
| + | |
| − | is a symbol of my king-like authority.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And between you and me...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...my hair is thinning a bit.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not
| + | |
| − | that notice... Bald. Bald.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Bald! Bald!
| + | |
| − | - Bald! Bald!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My eyes!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All right, all right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | King Neptune, sir?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Would you spare Mr. Krabs' life
| + | |
| − | if I went to get your crown back?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You, go to Shell City?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No one who's gone to Shell City
| + | |
| − | has ever returned.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What makes you think you could?
| + | |
| − | You're just a kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But I'm not a kid. I can do it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Run along, I have a crab to cook.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No! I won't let you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Very well, then.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'll have to fry you both.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Daddy, stop it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Can't you get through one day
| + | |
| − | without executing someone?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mindy. I told you
| + | |
| − | to stay in the carriage.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Where's your love and compassion?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Look at this little guy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | He's willing to risk his life
| + | |
| − | to find your crown and save his boss.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - But, daughter, I...
| + | |
| − | - Please, Father?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | At least let him try.
| + | |
| − | What have you got to lose?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Might I remind you
| + | |
| − | of your special problem?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Bald! Bald! Bald!
| + | |
| − | - Bald!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Bald! Bald!
| + | |
| − | - My eyes!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Very well, Mindy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'll give him a chance.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But when your little champion
| + | |
| − | fails to return,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I get to splatter this crab
| + | |
| − | all over the walls.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And as for you, be back here
| + | |
| − | with my crown in exactly ten days.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - He can do it in nine.
| + | |
| − | - Eight.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Seven.
| + | |
| − | - Six.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Patrick!
| + | |
| − | - Patrick!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Six it is, then.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Five.
| + | |
| − | - Patrick, shush.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Until then, the crab shall remain
| + | |
| − | frozen where he now stands.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, wait. I'm begging you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Who turned on the AC? Mr. Krabs!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, no, this is terrible.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Who's gonna sign my paycheck?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come along, Mindy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Listen, you guys, the road
| + | |
| − | to Shell City is really dangerous.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | There's crooks, killers
| + | |
| − | and monsters everywhere.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And what's worse,
| + | |
| − | there's a giant Cyclops
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | who guards the outskirts of the city
| + | |
| − | and preys on innocent sea creatures.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Don't let him catch you,
| + | |
| − | because if he does,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | he'll take you back to his lair,
| + | |
| − | and you'll never be seen again.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | She's purty, SpongeBob.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Here, take this.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What's in here?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It's a magical bag of winds.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - I stole them from my father.
| + | |
| − | - You're hot.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Once you find the crown,
| + | |
| − | open the bag of winds
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and you'll be blown back home.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Mindy!
| + | |
| − | - I'm coming.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Good luck, SpongeBob.
| + | |
| − | - Wait. How did you know my name?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, I'm gonna be
| + | |
| − | queen of the sea one day.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I've learned the names
| + | |
| − | of all the sea creatures.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What's my name?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's easy. You're Patrick Star.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Mindy!
| + | |
| − | - I gotta go. I believe in you guys.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Thanks, Mindy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Don't worry, Mr. Krabs.
| + | |
| − | Patrick, Squidward and I...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Pass.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Patrick and I...
| + | |
| − | - Hi.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...are gonna get that crown back
| + | |
| − | and save you from Neptune's wrath.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You've got nothing to worry about.
| + | |
| − | Your life is in our hands.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Patrick, let's go get that crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Feast your eyes, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | - What is it?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The Patty Wagon.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mr. Krabs uses it
| + | |
| − | for promotional reasons.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Let me show you
| + | |
| − | some of its features.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Sesame-seed finish,
| + | |
| − | steel-belted pickles,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | grilled-leather interior.
| + | |
| − | And under the hood,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | a fuel-injected french-fryer
| + | |
| − | with dual overhead grease traps.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Wow.
| + | |
| − | - Yeah, wow.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, I thought you didn't have
| + | |
| − | a driver's license.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You don't need a license
| + | |
| − | to drive a sandwich.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Shell City, here we come!
| + | |
| − | - Shell City, here we come!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Ding-a-ling.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey there, old buddy. Freeze.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | One secret formula to go, please.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, no, don't trouble yourself.
| + | |
| − | I'll get it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, I'd like to hang around,
| + | |
| − | but I've got Krabby Patties to make...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...over at the Chum Bucket.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Plan Z, I love you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
| + | |
| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Fill her up, please.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What'll it be, fellas,
| + | |
| − | mustard or ketchup?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Are they laughing at us?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, Patrick,
| + | |
| − | they're laughing next to us.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Where you two dumb kids
| + | |
| − | headed, anyway?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Kids?
| + | |
| − | - Now, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | For your information,
| + | |
| − | we are not kids, we are men.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And we're off to get
| + | |
| − | King Neptune's crown in Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Shell City?
| + | |
| − | - Shell City?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Ain't that the place that's guarded
| + | |
| − | by a killer Cyclops?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Lloyd, take off your hat in respect.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Respect for the dead!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You two dipsticks ain't gonna last
| + | |
| − | ten seconds over the county line.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, yeah? We'll see about that.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Out of the car, fellas.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | How many seconds was that?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Twelve.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - In your face.
| + | |
| − | - In your face.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's what I'm talking about. Yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Who's the kid now?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | They're dead.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Perch Perkins here
| + | |
| − | with an incredible news flash.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Plankton is selling Krabby Patties
| + | |
| − | at the Chum Bucket.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | How is this possible? Let's find out.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Step right up. Plenty for everybody.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Excuse me, Plankton.
| + | |
| − | Perch Perkins, Bikini Bottom News.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Can I get a minute?
| + | |
| − | - Anything for you, Perch.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All of Bikini Bottom wants to know,
| + | |
| − | how did you get the Krabby Patty?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, Perch, before my dear friend
| + | |
| − | Eugene Krabs
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | was frozen by King Neptune...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm sorry.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | He confided in me a secret wish.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | "Sell the Krabby Patty in my absence
| + | |
| − | at the Chum Bucket," he said.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | "Don't let the flame die out. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | By the way, act now and you get
| + | |
| − | a free Chum Bucket bucket helmet
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | with every purchase.
| + | |
| − | Here you go, Perch.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Thanks.
| + | |
| − | - Bucket helmets for everyone!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My helmet!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Karen, baby, I haven't felt this giddy
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | since the day you agreed
| + | |
| − | to be my wife.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I never agreed.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Evil Plan Z is working perfectly.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Nothing can stop me now.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Nothing except SpongeBob
| + | |
| − | and his pink friend.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My sensors indicate
| + | |
| − | that they're going after the crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | If they make it back, Neptune might
| + | |
| − | discover some fingerprints.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Tiny fingerprints.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Stubby, tiny fingerprints.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Evil Plan Z
| + | |
| − | is way ahead of you, baby.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I've already hired someone
| + | |
| − | to take care of those two.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | He's a vicious,
| + | |
| − | cold-blooded predator.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Sesame seed.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, mister.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Does that hat take ten gallons?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Going on.
| + | |
| − | - Yeah. Yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Moving on.
| + | |
| − | - Just keep going.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yup.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Gonna get that crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - All right.
| + | |
| − | - All right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah. Victory.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Are we there yet?
| + | |
| − | - We must be close by now.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Patrick, look. We're doing great!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Shell City's only five days away.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | By car.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I wish we still had our car.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob, look.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Our car!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - The key.
| + | |
| − | - Where do you think it is?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | There it is, Pat. The key!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now, how are we gonna get it?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I know. Walk in and ask him for it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What are you looking at?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Patrick, that's a terrible idea.
| + | |
| − | - Sorry.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I know. I'll go in and create
| + | |
| − | a distraction, and you get the key.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait. I wanna do the distraction.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Okay. I guess it really doesn't matter
| + | |
| − | who does the distraction.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You see me walking back...?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Can I have everybody's attention?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I have to use the bathroom.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It's right over there.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Stupid contacts. Oh, there it is.
| + | |
| − | I better go wash it off.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Patrick. You call that a distraction?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, I had to go to the bathroom.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, I got my hands dirty
| + | |
| − | for nothing.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Patrick, check it out.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Hooray!
| + | |
| − | - Hooray!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Bubble party!
| + | |
| − | - Bubble party!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Who blew this bubble?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You all know the rules!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All bubble-blowing babies
| + | |
| − | will be beaten senseless
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | by every able-bodied patron
| + | |
| − | in the bar.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's right! So who blew it?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So nobody knows.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Maybe it was...
| + | |
| − | - Shut up!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Somebody in here ain't a real man.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You! We're on a baby hunt.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And don't think we don't know
| + | |
| − | how to weed them out.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now, everybody line up.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | DJ, time for the test.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No baby can resist
| + | |
| − | singing along to this.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob, it's the
| + | |
| − | Goofy Goober theme song.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I know.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
| + | |
| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - It was you! You're the baby!
| + | |
| − | - No, no! I only coughed, I swear.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | DJ! Turn it up louder!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Don't sing along, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm trying.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Trying so hard.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, well, well.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Which one of you babies was it?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - It was him.
| + | |
| − | - It was him.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - He did it.
| + | |
| − | - He did it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I've never even eaten at...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goobers, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, looks like we got ourselves
| + | |
| − | a double baby.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Man, that was a close call.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Guess what I got.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The key!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Too bad SpongeBob's not here
| + | |
| − | to enjoy SpongeBob not being here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Morning.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Some people have no taste
| + | |
| − | in headgear.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Babies too?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Excuse me, miss,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | but where is everybody
| + | |
| − | getting that horrid headwear?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Who said that?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Down here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, I got it at the Chum Bucket.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Plankton's giving them away free
| + | |
| − | with every Krabby Patty.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Chum Bucket? Free? Krabby Patty?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Plankton? Giving? With?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So you're selling
| + | |
| − | Krabby Patties, Plankton?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's right, Squidward.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And there's a free bucket helmet
| + | |
| − | with every purchase.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Care for one?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No. You may have hoodwinked
| + | |
| − | everyone else in this backwater town,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | but you can't fool me.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I listen to public radio.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - And what's that supposed to mean?
| + | |
| − | - It means you set up Mr. Krabs.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You stole the crown
| + | |
| − | so Neptune would freeze him
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and you could finally get your stubby
| + | |
| − | little paws on the Krabby Patty formula.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It was you all along.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But you made one fatal mistake.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You messed with my paycheck.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And I'm gonna report you
| + | |
| − | to the highest authority in the land,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | King Neptune!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We'll see about that,
| + | |
| − | Inspector Looselips.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now activating helmet
| + | |
| − | brain- control devices.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - What's going on here?
| + | |
| − | - All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Seize him, slaves!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm getting out of here!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Who can stop me now?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Who?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Come on, Pat, one more time.
| + | |
| − | - Okay.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're on a baby hunt. And don't think
| + | |
| − | we don't know how to weed them out.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | "Weed them out. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What a jerk.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The road's getting kind of bumpy here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You know, SpongeBob,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | there's a lesson to be learned
| + | |
| − | from all of this.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What's that, Patrick?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | A bubble-blowing double baby
| + | |
| − | doesn't belong out here
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | in man's country.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah. Wait.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We blew that bubble.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Doesn't that make us
| + | |
| − | a bubble-blowing double baby?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, look, free ice cream!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, boy!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | How you doing?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait a minute.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait a minute.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Make mine a chocolate!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Got you covered. Two, please.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Certainly.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You kids enjoy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Actually, we're men,
| + | |
| − | lady, but thanks.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Okay, Patrick, let's...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You can let go now.
| + | |
| − | I said, let go, please.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What is this?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What kind of old lady are you?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Did you get the ice cream?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Step on it, Patrick!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You may not know it, cowboy,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | but we got a rule around here
| + | |
| − | about blowing bubbles.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All bubble-blowing babies
| + | |
| − | will be beaten senseless by every
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | able-bodied...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - In bar...
| + | |
| − | - Bar...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come on, kiddies,
| + | |
| − | have some ice cream.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'll let you pet Mr. Whiskers.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Jump for it, Patrick!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, we lost our car again.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Never mind the car,
| + | |
| − | where's the road?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Road. Road. Road.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Road. Road. Road.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Road. R... Sorry.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | There's the road.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | On the other side of this...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...deep, dark...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...dangerous...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Hazardous.
| + | |
| − | ... hazardous...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Monster-infested.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, monster-infested...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...trench.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, SpongeBob, look!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Here's the way down.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, we're not gonna get
| + | |
| − | the crown standing here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | On to Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, look, it's making noise.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Hey, where are you going?
| + | |
| − | - I'm going home, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But what about Mr. Krabs?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What about us?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We'll never survive in that trench!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You said it yourself,
| + | |
| − | this is man's country.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And let's face it, Pat. We're just...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...kids.
| + | |
| − | - We're not kids.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Open your eyes, Patrick!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We blow bubbles, we eat ice cream.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We worship a dancing peanut,
| + | |
| − | for corn's sake!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We don't belong out here!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We do not worship him.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You've been wearing the same Goofy
| + | |
| − | Goober Peanut Party underpants
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | for three years straight.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What do you call that?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Worship?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You're right, SpongeBob.
| + | |
| − | We are kids.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Pull your pants up, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - We're going home.
| + | |
| − | - But you can't go home.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mindy!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mindy?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - How much did you hear?
| + | |
| − | - I heard enough.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Did you see my underwear?
| + | |
| − | - No, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Did you want to?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Look, guys, you may be kids,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | but you're the only ones left
| + | |
| − | who can get that crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What do you mean,
| + | |
| − | the only ones left?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Things have gotten a lot worse
| + | |
| − | since you left Bikini Bottom.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Or should I say Planktopolis.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No resting!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This monument celebrating my glory
| + | |
| − | isn't gonna build itself.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Move faster!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, my gosh! Patrick, look!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Plankton's turned everyone
| + | |
| − | we know into slaves.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Squidward.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Sandy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mrs. Puff.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Even Gary.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Can't your father do something?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My father's too distracted
| + | |
| − | by his bald spot to do anything.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Squire, will you hurry.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So you see, you can't quit.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The fate of Bikini Bottom
| + | |
| − | rests in your hands.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - But... But we're just...
| + | |
| − | - Hey. It doesn't matter if you're kids.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And what's so wrong with
| + | |
| − | being a kid, anyway? Kids rule!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You don't need to be a man
| + | |
| − | to do this.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You just gotta believe in yourself.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You just gotta believe!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - I believe.
| + | |
| − | - That's the spirit.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I believe that
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | everybody I know is a goner!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come on, guys.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Guys.
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Guys?
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Guys?
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, boy.
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Think, Mindy, think.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yup, I guess you're right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | A couple of kids could never
| + | |
| − | survive this journey.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's why I guess I'll just
| + | |
| − | have to turn you into men.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You can do that? How?
| + | |
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| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | With my mermaid magic.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Did you hear that, Patrick?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | She'll use her mermaid magic
| + | |
| − | to turn us into men!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hooray!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're gonna be men! We're gonna
| + | |
| − | be men! We're gonna be men!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Good. Now, let's get started.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Close your eyes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Are we men yet?
| + | |
| − | - Not yet.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Spin around three times.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I think it's working.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Good. Now, keep your eyes shut.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | With my mermaid's magic
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and my one tailfin,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I command the two of you
| + | |
| − | to turn into men!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Open your eyes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I don't feel any... Oh, my gosh,
| + | |
| − | Patrick, you have a mustache!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So do you!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So now that you're men,
| + | |
| − | can you make it to Shell City?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Guys.
| + | |
| − | - Yeah?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I said, now that you're men,
| + | |
| − | can you make it to Shell City?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Heck, yeah!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Are men afraid of anything?
| + | |
| − | - Heck, no!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And why?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Because we're invincible!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Yeah!
| + | |
| − | - Yeah!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I never said that.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Patrick?
| + | |
| − | - Yeah, buddy?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Why did we jump over the edge
| + | |
| − | instead of taking the stairs?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Bec...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Patrick.
| + | |
| − | - Are we dead?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No. Far from it, my friend.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're safe and sound
| + | |
| − | at the bottom of this trench.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The mustaches worked!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Do you know what that means?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We are invincible!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that we're men
| + | |
| − | We can do anything
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that we're men
| + | |
| − | We are invincible
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that we're men
| + | |
| − | We'll go to Shell City
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Get the crown, save the town
| + | |
| − | And Mr. Krabs
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that we're men
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We have facial hair
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that we're men
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I change my underwear
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that we're men
| + | |
| − | We've got a manly flair
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We've got the stuff
| + | |
| − | We're tough enough to save the day
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We never had a chance
| + | |
| − | when we were kids
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No! No! No!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But take a look at what
| + | |
| − | the mermaid did
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, go, Pat.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, go, SpongeBob.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hooray!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that they're men
| + | |
| − | We can't bother them
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that they're men
| + | |
| − | They have become our friends
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now that they're men
| + | |
| − | There'll be a happy end
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | They'll pass the test
| + | |
| − | And finish the quest for the crown
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | They'll pass the test
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And finish the quest
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | They'll pass the test
| + | |
| − | And finish the quest for the crown
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | "Shell City, dead ahead. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We did it, Pat!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We made it past everything!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Even the hideous,
| + | |
| − | disgusting monsters.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Not you guys.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You guys are awesome!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, Patrick, we should be there
| + | |
| − | in one more verse.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Now that we're men...
| + | |
| − | - Finally.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I got you right where I want you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Can I help you with something, sir?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Name's Dennis.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I've been hired to exterminate you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You're gonna exterminate us?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Listen, junior,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | you caught me and my friend here
| + | |
| − | in a good mood today,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | so I'm gonna let you off
| + | |
| − | with a warning.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Step aside,
| + | |
| − | and you won't have to feel
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | the awesome wrath
| + | |
| − | of our mustaches.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You mean these?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I thought you still had a piece of salad
| + | |
| − | stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | They were fake?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Of course they were fake!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This is what a real mustache
| + | |
| − | looks like.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Is he a mermaid?
| + | |
| − | - All right. Enough gab.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What are you gonna do to us?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Plankton was very specific.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Plankton?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | For some reason,
| + | |
| − | he wanted me to step on you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Step on us?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah! That way you'll never find out
| + | |
| − | that he stole the crown!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Perhaps I've said too much.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's a big boot.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Don't worry.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This will only hurt a lot.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I love this job!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Bigger boot!
| + | |
| − | - Wait, Pat.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This bigger boot saved our lives.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Thank you, stranger.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Stranger?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It's the Cyclops!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Help us! Help us!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Save us, someone!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Are we dead?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I don't think so.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Artificially colored rocks?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I don't know where we are.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What is this?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It's some kind of wall
| + | |
| − | of psychic energy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, there's some fish folk.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Hey, over here!
| + | |
| − | - Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - You guys, hey! Help!
| + | |
| − | - Hey! Help!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - A little help here! We're stuck in this...
| + | |
| − | - Help us out of the tank!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait a second.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Those fish are dead.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What's he gonna do with us?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, no, he's going for his
| + | |
| − | evil instruments of torture.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Glue? Google eyes?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | He's making
| + | |
| − | a humorous diorama of...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...Alexander Clam Bell?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Patrick, he's killing sea animals and
| + | |
| − | making them into smelly knickknacks.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And I think we're next.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - You think so?
| + | |
| − | - Patrick! No!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The heat is so intense
| + | |
| − | from this lamp that I can't move.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Tell me about it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This doesn't look too good, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You mean we're not gonna
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Get the crown, save the town
| + | |
| − | And Mr. Krabs?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I don't even think we're gonna
| + | |
| − | be able to save ourselves, buddy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Thanks.
| + | |
| − | - Don't mention it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, it looks like what everybody
| + | |
| − | said about us is true, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You mean that we're attractive?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, that we're just kids.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | A couple of kids
| + | |
| − | in way over their heads.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We were doomed from the start.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I mean, look at us.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We didn't even come
| + | |
| − | close to the crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We let everybody down.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We failed.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Exactly, buddy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, the place we never got to.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Okay, now you're starting
| + | |
| − | to bum me out, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, look at the sign.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | "Shell City.
| + | |
| − | Marine gifts and sundries. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Shell City is a gift shop?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But if this is Shell City,
| + | |
| − | then where's the...?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Crown.
| + | |
| − | - Crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Neptune's crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This is Shell City.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Pat, we did make it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah, I guess we did.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We did all right
| + | |
| − | for a couple of goofballs.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You're a Goofy Goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's the end of SpongeBob.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come here, you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Shut up and look at the screen.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The bird's right. Look.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, we're alive.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Let's get that crown.
| + | |
| − | - Right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | On three, Patrick. Ready?
| + | |
| − | One, two, three.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hey, it's lighter than I thought.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What's happening?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I don't know. Look!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come on, Patrick.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Let's get this crown
| + | |
| − | back to Bikini Bottom.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Do you still have that bag of winds?
| + | |
| − | - I sure do.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Here you go.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Nothing. Nothing.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Okay, let's go over the instructions.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Let's see, it says here, "Step one:
| + | |
| − | Point bag away from home. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Okay.
| + | |
| − | - "Step two: Plant feet firmly on ground. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Right.
| + | |
| − | - "Step three:
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Remove string from bag,
| + | |
| − | releasing the winds. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Check.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, that seems simple enough.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Point bag away from home,
| + | |
| − | feet firmly on ground,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | pull string, releasing the winds.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All right, let's do it for real.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - No, no, stop!
| + | |
| − | - I was bad, I'm sorry!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Please, bag.
| + | |
| − | - I'm sorry, I just thought...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It was a mistake!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, no. How will we ever get
| + | |
| − | back to Bikini Bottom now?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I can take you there.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Who are you?
| + | |
| − | - I'm David Hasselhoff.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Hooray!
| + | |
| − | - Hooray!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So where's your boat?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Boat?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Go, Hasselhoff.
| + | |
| − | - Next stop, Bikini Bottom.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, Krabs,
| + | |
| − | you know what today is?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Sorry about this, calendar.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | March .
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait, that's not right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It should say
| + | |
| − | "The day that Krabs fries. "
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Guess who's here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hooray for Hasselhoff!
| + | |
| − | Nothing can stop us now.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Unidentified object
| + | |
| − | off the hindquarters.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It looks like...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...bigger boot.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But how?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Dennis!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Did you miss me?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | This is the best seat in the house.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All right, Neptune, let's get it on.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Eugene Krabs,
| + | |
| − | your six-day reprieve is up,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and it is time for you to die.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Please, I didn't do it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | There is nothing else I can do.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You can give SpongeBob and Patrick
| + | |
| − | a little more time.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Except give SpongeBob and Patrick
| + | |
| − | a little more time...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What? Mindy, will you butt out.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I won't have you stalling
| + | |
| − | this execution.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Stalling? I'm not stalling anything.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Yes, you are.
| + | |
| − | - No, I'm not.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yes, you are.
| + | |
| − | You're doing it right now.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - I'm stalling.
| + | |
| − | - Yes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Stalling?
| + | |
| − | - Stalling!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Stalling.
| + | |
| − | - Stalling!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, boy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Now, where were we?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Patrick, run.
| + | |
| − | - No.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm tired of running.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | If we run now, we'll never stop...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Run, SpongeBob!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Take it easy back there, fellas.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob, be careful.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come on, kid, give it up.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Dennis always gets his man.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Never!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Yeah! I did it!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You got guts, kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Too bad I gotta rip them out of you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I don't know what Plankton's
| + | |
| − | paying you,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | but if you let us go,
| + | |
| − | I can make it worth your while.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | It's gonna take a lot more than ...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - What is this?
| + | |
| − | - That, sir, is five Goober dollars.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Legal tender at any participating
| + | |
| − | Goofy Goober...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I got bubbles. Fun at parties.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My eyes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I got you, SpongeBob.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Thanks, buddy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Thanks a lot.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm through messing around.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | See you later, fools.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | See you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So you think...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...I'm...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...stalling.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Where am I, in Crazytown?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I have had enough of this nonsense!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You are to wait in the carriage
| + | |
| − | until the execution is done.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - But, Daddy...
| + | |
| − | - Now!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, no, no!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, SpongeBob, wherever you are,
| + | |
| − | you better hurry.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Okay, fellas, this is where you get off.
| + | |
| − | Bikini Bottom's directly below.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | But we'll never be able
| + | |
| − | to float down in time.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Who said anything about floating?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Initiating launch sequence.
| + | |
| − | - What the...?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Did you see that?
| + | |
| − | - The control.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hands on deck.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Ten seconds to liftoff. Nine, eight...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Eugene Krabs, the time has come...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - No.
| + | |
| − | - Yes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...six, five...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...for you...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - No.
| + | |
| − | - Yes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...three, two...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...to fry.
| + | |
| − | - No.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Yes.
| + | |
| − | - ... one.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You done good, Hasselhoff.
| + | |
| − | You done...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hooray! We made it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We made it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My beautiful crown!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob? Patrick?
| + | |
| − | I knew you could do it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, yes. Well done, SpongeBoob.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Sorry to rain
| + | |
| − | on your parade, Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, don't worry about me.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My parade shall be quite dry
| + | |
| − | under my umbrella!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Umbrella?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Daddy, no.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Daddy, yes.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All hail Plankton. All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob, what happened?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Plankton cheated.
| + | |
| − | - Cheated?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hold on there, baldy.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, grow up.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What, you think this is a game
| + | |
| − | of kickball on the playground?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You never had a chance
| + | |
| − | to defeat me, fool.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And you know why?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Because you cheated?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No, not because I cheated.
| + | |
| − | Because I'm an evil genius.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And you're just a kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | A stupid kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I guess you're right, Plankton.
| + | |
| − | I am just a kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Of course I'm right.
| + | |
| − | Okay, Neptune, time to kill.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And you know, I've been through
| + | |
| − | a lot in the past six days,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | five minutes,
| + | |
| − | -and-a-half seconds.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And if I've learned anything
| + | |
| − | during that time,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | it's that you are who you are.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - That's right. Okay, Neptune...
| + | |
| − | - And no amount of mermaid magic...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...or managerial promotion...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...or some other third thing...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | ...can make me anything more
| + | |
| − | than what I really am inside:
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - A kid.
| + | |
| − | - That's great.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Now, get back against the wall.
| + | |
| − | - But that's okay.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - What? What's going on?
| + | |
| − | - Because I did
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | what everyone said
| + | |
| − | a kid couldn't do.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I made it to Shell City,
| + | |
| − | and I beat the Cyclops,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and I rode the Hasselhoff,
| + | |
| − | and I brought the crown back.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - All right, we get the point.
| + | |
| − | - So, yeah, I'm a kid.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And I'm also a goofball.
| + | |
| − | And a wing nut.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And a Knucklehead McSpazatron!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - What's going on here?
| + | |
| − | - But most of all, I'm...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Okay, settle down. Take it easy.
| + | |
| − | - I'm... I'm...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What the scallop?!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm a Goofy Goober
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You're a Goofy Goober
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | We're all Goofy Goobers
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Goofy, goofy, goober, goober
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Put your toys away
| + | |
| − | Well, all I gotta say
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | When you tell me not to play
| + | |
| − | I say no way
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - No way!
| + | |
| − | - No, no freaking way
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm a kid, you say
| + | |
| − | When you say I'm a kid
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I say, "Say it again"
| + | |
| − | And then I say thanks
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Thanks!
| + | |
| − | - Thank you very much
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | So if you're thinking
| + | |
| − | That you'd like to be like me
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Go ahead and try
| + | |
| − | The kid inside will set you free
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm a Goofy Goober
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What's happening?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | His dance moves are impressive,
| + | |
| − | but I'm in control.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Seize him!
| + | |
| − | - All hail Plankton.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm free. I've been freed!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | No!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | My precious helmets!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | His chops are too righteous.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | The helmets can't handle
| + | |
| − | this level of rock 'n' roll.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Karen, do something.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Karen?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | All right, that's the last straw.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Neptune, I command you to...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Here you go, Daddy.
| + | |
| − | - I better get out of here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Look, it's the wizard who saved us.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Out of my way, fools.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come on, I was just kidding.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Come on, you guys knew that,
| + | |
| − | didn't you?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | With the helmets
| + | |
| − | and the big monuments...
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wasn't that hilarious, everybody?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I will destroy all of you!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Well, Mindy, I have to admit,
| + | |
| − | you were right.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Your compassion
| + | |
| − | for these sea creatures
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | proved a most admirable trait.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Without it, I would have never
| + | |
| − | again seen my beloved crown.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I think you're going to make a fine
| + | |
| − | ruler of the sea one day.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Now, let's go home.
| + | |
| − | - Daddy,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | haven't you forgotten something?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What? Oh, yeah.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Eugene Krabs,
| + | |
| − | I forgot to unfreeze you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What the...?
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I guess I had it set to
| + | |
| − | "real boy" ending.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, I'm sorry
| + | |
| − | for falsely freezing you, Krabs.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And may I say, sir,
| + | |
| − | you are a very lucky fellow
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | to have in your employ
| + | |
| − | such a brave, faithful
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | and heroic young lad.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | - Where is he, anyway?
| + | |
| − | - I'm up here.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I'm on it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Go to him now, Krabs.
| + | |
| − | Embrace him.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | SpongeBob, me boy,
| + | |
| − | I'm sorry I ever doubted you.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | That's a mistake I won't make again.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Oh, Mr. Krabs, you old soft-serve.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | And now, SpongeBob,
| + | |
| − | I'm gonna do something
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | that I should've done six days ago.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Mr. Squidward,
| + | |
| − | front and center, please.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I think we all know who rightfully
| + | |
| − | deserves to wear that manager pin.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I couldn't agree more, sir.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Hooray for SpongeBob!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Wait a second, everybody.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | There's something I need to say first.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I just don't know how to put it.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | I think I know what it is.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | After going on
| + | |
| − | your life-changing journey,
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | you now realize you don't want
| + | |
| − | what you thought you wanted.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What you really wanted
| + | |
| − | was inside you all along.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Are you crazy? I was just gonna
| + | |
| − | tell you that your fly is down.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Manager! This is
| + | |
| − | the greatest day of my life!
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You know, David Hasselhoff
| + | |
| − | is a great artist.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Excuse me, sir.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You folks have to leave.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | What? Say that again, if you dare.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | You folks have to leave.
| + | |
| − | | + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − |
| + | |
| − | Okay.
| + | |
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