Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 2

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NOTE: This is the continuation of Dialogue 1 of the SpongeBob movie.

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[edit] Dialogue

[edit] Chapter 9: Theft of the crown

(Later that evening, Plankton is traveling through the sky on his jetpack. He stops in front of a giant castle)

Plankton: Time to put Plan Z into effect. Starting at the undersea castle of king Neptune.

(Neptune is sitting in his throne by his daughter Mindy, who is sitting in another throne. Neptune hits the squire on the head with his trident)

Squire: Oh, right. Ahem. The royal court is now in session. Bring the prisoner forward. (Guards do so)

Neptune: So, you have confessed to the crime of touching the king's crown!

Prisoner: Yes, but...

Neptune: But what?!

Prisoner: But it's my job, Your Highness. I'm the royal crown polisher.

Neptune: Well, then I guess I can't execute you... Twenty years in the dungeon it is!

Mindy: Daddy. (Frees the crown polisher) You're free to go.

Crown Polisher: Bless you, princess Mindy. (Walks away)

Neptune: Mindy! How dare you defy me!

Mindy: Why do you have to be so mean?

Neptune: I am the king! I must enforce the laws of the sea.

Mindy: Father, I wish you'd try a little love and compassion instead of these harsh punishments.

Presenter: That would be nice. (Neptune then bonks him on the head)

Neptune: Squire! clear the room. I wish to speak to my daughter alone! (Everyone except Neptune and Mindy leave. Neptune then shows Mindy his crown) What is this, Mindy?

Mindy: Your crown?

Neptune: And what does this crown do?

Mindy: Covers your bald spot.

Neptune: It's not bald, it's... thinning. This crown does much more than cover a slightly receding hairline. No, this crown entitles the one who wears it to be in charge of the sea. One day, you will wear this crown.

Mindy: I'm gonna be bald?!

Neptune: Thinning! Anyway, the point is, you won't wear it until you learn how to rule with an iron fist! Like your father. (He puts what he thinks is his crown on. It is not a crown.)

Mindy: Dad, your "crown"...

Neptune: What the...? (Discovers that his crown is missing) My crown! (screams) Someone has stolen the royal crown!

Plankton: (We see him leaving the castle with the crown) I got it! I got it! (He flies past Goofy Goober's Ice Cream Party Boat, which we get a view of inside. The bar is filled with children eating ice cream. Suddenly, a Goofy Goober Clock speaks)

[edit] Chapter 10:Nut bar encounter

Goofy Goober Clock: Hey, all you Goobers, it's time to say howdy to your favorite undersea peanut, Goofy Goober.

Kids: Howdy, Goofy Goober!

Goofy Goober: Hey, fellow Goofy Goobers. Time to sing.

Goofy Goober: Oh, I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah.

You're a Goofy Goober, yeah.
We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.

Kids: Goofy, goofy, goober, goober yeah!

(We then see SpongeBob crying at the Peanut Bar)

SpongeBob: All right, get it together, old boy. (sneezes) I know. I'll just stop thinking about it. Hey, you know, I actually feel a little better. I don't even remember why I was sad.

(Patrick walks up to him)

Patrick: Hey, it's the new Krusty Krab 2 manager! (bawling) Wow, the pressure's already setting in.

SpongeBob: No, Pat, you don't understand. I didn't get the promotion.

Patrick: What? Why?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs thinks I'm a kid.

Patrick: What, that's insane!

SpongeBob: I know.

Patrick: Well, saying you're a kid, it's like saying I'm a kid. (Waiter walks up to him handing him a Goober Meal)

Waiter: Here's your Goober Meal, sir.

Patrick: I'm supposed to get a toy with this. (Waiter throws one at him) Thanks.

SpongeBob: I'm going to head home, Pat. The celebration's off.

Patrick: Are you sure?

SpongeBob: Yeah. I'm not in a Goober mood. (he starts to walk away)

Patrick: Okay, see ya.

[edit] Chapter 11: Sundae Rush

Waiter: (hands Patrick a Triple Gooberberry Sunrise) And here's your Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, sir. (SpongeBob starts to walk back to Patrick)

Patrick: Yum!

SpongeBob: Triple Gooberberry Sunrise, huh? I guess I could use one of those.

Patrick: Now you're talking. Hey, waiter, we need another one over here.

Waiter: (Handing SpongeBob one) There you go.

SpongeBob: Ooh! (SpongeBob and Patrick gleefully eat rapidly and get ice cream on the waiter)

Both: Buuurrrp!

SpongeBob: Boy, Pat, that hit the spot. I'm feeling better already.

Patrick: Yeah.

SpongeBob: Waiter, let's get another round over here. (then the waiter gives them two more. They eat them and get more ice cream on the waiter) Oh, Mr. Waiter, two more, please. (Then the waiter gives them two more)

Both: Whoo! (they eat the sundaes and get even more ice cream on the waiter)

SpongeBob: Waiter. (Then they eat two more. By this time, the waiter is covered in ice cream. We see Patrick finishing his ice cream) Oh, waiter. (singsong) Waiter. (slurring) Wai-toor. (yelling angrily and pounding on the table. The bowls are stacked sideways) Waiter!

Waiter: (puts a scoop of ice cream on a sundae) Why do I always get the nuts?

SpongeBob: (Up on stage holding a lollipop) All right, folks, this one goes out to my two bestest friends in the whole world: (We see Patrick and the Goofy Goober up on stage, too) Patrick and this big peanut guy. It's a little ditty called...

Both: "Waiter!"


(All three faint.)

[edit] Chapter 12: Awakened from the ice cream blast

(The next morning, SpongeBob wakes up to find the waiter trying to get him up)

Waiter: (To SpongeBob) Hey. Hey, get up. Hey, come on, buddy. I want to go home. Come on, pal.

SpongeBob: (After recovering) Oh, my head. (He looks drunk)

Waiter: Listen to me, it's 8:00 in the morning. Go scrape up your friend and get going.

SpongeBob: My friend? (Sees Patrick lying on the floor. He looks drunk, too) Patrick. Hey, what's up, buddy? (Then realizes something) Wait, you said eight o'clock. I'm late for work. Mr. Krabs is gonna be...(Disgustedly) Mr. Krabs.

[edit] Chapter 13:Neptune's arrival

(At the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is pinning the manager pin on Squidward's shirt. Then he pulls up a telescope to him)

Mr. Krabs: Now, pay attention, Squidward. As new manager, you've got to keep a sharp eye out for paying customers. (Looks through the telescope)

Squidward: Yawn.

Mr. Krabs: What's this? King Neptune is riding toward the Krusty Krab at lunchtime. He's got money.

(Outside, King Neptune gets out of his coach and closes the door on Mindy)

Neptune: Stay in the coach, daughter. (Gets out of the coach) This won't take long.

Mindy: Daddy, please, I think you're overreacting.

Neptune: SILENCE, MINDY! I know what I'm doing. Oh! Squire. (The Squire, who was with them in the coach, pops onto the scene)

Squire: Yes, Your Highness?

Neptune: Have this pole executed at once.

[edit] Chapter 14:Accused

(Inside the Krusty Krab 2, Mr. Krabs is changing the price of the Krabby Patty from $1.00 to $101.99)

Squidward: A hundred and one dollars for a Krabby Patty?

Mr. Krabs: With cheese, Mr. Squidward, with cheese.

(Neptune comes into the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs gives an excited face.)

Neptune: (To the customers) Greeting, subjects. I seek the one known as Eugene Krabs. May he present himself to me at once.

Mr. Krabs: I'm Eugene Krabs, Your Highness. Would you like to order something?

Neptune: (lightning flashes) Nay, I'm on to you, Krabs! You have stolen the royal crown, you cannot deny. For, clever as you are, you left one damning piece of evidence at the scene of the crime! (Holds up a piece of paper and shows it to Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: I stole your crown. Signed, Eugene Krabs?!? (Eyes widen)

Neptune: Relinquish the royal crown to me at once!

Mr. Krabs: But... But this is crazy! I didn't do it.

The Phone: (Plankton begins impersonating Mr. Krabs' voice) Ahoy, this is Eugene Krabs. Leave a message.

Clay: (He impersonates another voice) Hi, Mr. Krabs. This is Clay, the guy you sold Neptune's crown to. Yeah, I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. I sold it to a guy in Shell City, and I just wanted to say thanks again for selling me the crown. Neptune's crown. Which is now in Shell City. Goodbye.

Mr. Krabs: Heh, heh. Don't you just hate wrong numbers?

Neptune: My crown is in the forbidden Shell City?! Ahhhhhh!

(Outside, we see that Plankton is behind it, holding the phone)

Plankton: Plan Z. I love Plan Z.

King Neptune: Whaaaaaaa! Prepare to burn, Krabs!

Mr. Krabs: Wait, Neptune! Please, I'm begging you! I ain't a crook! Ask anyone! They'll vouch for me!

King Neptune: Very well, then. Before I turn this conniving crustacean into fish meal, who here has anything to say about Eugene Krabs?

[edit] Chapter 15: Saved by the Sponge?

SpongeBob: (SpongeBob is burping around and looking all drunk) I've got something to say about Mr. (burps) Krabs.

Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, me boy, oh, you've come just in time.

SpongeBob: Oh. Pardon me, miss.

Mr. Krabs: Please, tell King Neptune all about me.

SpongeBob: I have worked for Mr. Krabs for many years and always thought he was a great boss.

Mr. Krabs: You see? A great boss.

SpongeBob: (offscreen) I now realize that he's a great big jerk! I deserve that manager's job! But you didn't give it to me, because you say I'm a kid. Well, I am 100% man! And this man has got something to say to you. (blows a long raspberry) There, I think I made my point.

King Neptune: Anyone else? No? Well, then. (Fires at Mr. Krabs)

SpongeBob: Huh?

Mr. Krabs: Ooh, the pants are on fire! The underwear's on fire! I'm on fire!!! Oh, yeah.

King Neptune: And now, Eugene Krabs,(prepares to blast Mr. Krabs again) you... will...

SpongeBob: Wait! I'm flattered you would do this on my account, but being manager isn't worth killing Mr. Krabs over.

King Neptune: Quiet, fool! Mr. Krabs stole my crown and now it's in Shell City, that's why he must die!

SpongeBob: Doesn't it seem a little harsh to kill someone over a crown?

King Neptune: You don't understand! My crown is a symbol of my king-like authority! And, uh, between you and me... my hair is thinning a bit.

SpongeBob: Oh, Your Highness, I'm sure it's not that noticeable...

(King Neptune removes his paper bag covering the top of his head, revealing a huge bald spot that shines)

SpongeBob: Bald (2x)

(Everybody keeps on saying: Bald! (4x)

Fred: My eyes!

King Neptune: All right, all right.

SpongeBob: Uh... king Neptune, sir? would you spare Mr. Krabs' life if I went to get your crown back?

King Neptune: You? Go to Shell City?! (laughs) No one who's gone to Shell City has ever returned! What makes you think you could? You're just a kid.

SpongeBob: But I'm not a kid, I can do it!

King Neptune: Run along, I have a crab to cook.

SpongeBob: No, I won't let you!

King Neptune: (sighs) Very well then... I'LL HAVE TO FRY YOU BOTH!

Mindy: DADDY, STOP IT! Can't you get through one day without executing someone?

King Neptune: Nay!

Mindy: Where's your love and compassion? (holds SpongeBob)

King Neptune: In the carriage.

Mindy: Look at this little guy, he's willing to risk his life to find your crown and save his boss.

King Neptune: But, daughter... I'LL HAVE TO FRY YOU BOTH! (kills his daughter)

King Neptune: And as for you! Be back here with my crown in exactly ten days! (Patrick pops up)

Patrick: He can do it in nine!

King Neptune: Eight!

Patrick: Seven!

Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: Patrick! (They jump on him)

King Neptune: Six! Six it is, then.

Patrick: (Being choked by Mr. Krabs) Fi--ve?!

SpongeBob: Patrick, shush!

King Neptune: Until then, the crab shall remain frozen where he now stands. (He points his trident at Mr. Krabs)

Mr. Krabs: No, wait. I'm begging you! (King Neptune freezes him)

Squidward: Who turned on the AC? Ah! Mr. Krabs! Oh no, this is terrible! Who's gonna sign my paycheck?

King Neptune: Come along Mindy.

[edit] Chapter 16: Briefing

Mindy: Listen you guys, the road to Shell City is really dangerous.

Mindy: There's crooks, killers, and monsters everywhere. And what's worse, there's a giant Cyclops (she imitates the Cyclops stomping) who guards the outskirts of the city and preys on innocent sea creatures. (SpongeBob shivers) Don't let him catch you, because if he does, he'll take you back to his lair, and you'll never be seen again.

Patrick: She's purty SpongeBob. (While Mindy is explaining, Patrick is staring at her)

Mindy: Here, take this.

SpongeBob: What's in here? (Opens bag and few winds blow at his face)

Mindy: It's a magical bag of winds. I stole them from my father.

Patrick: (To Mindy) You're hot.

Mindy: Once you find the crown, open the bag of winds, and you'll be blown back home.

Neptune's voice: (from the outside) Mindy!

Mindy: I'm coming! Good luck, SpongeBob.

SpongeBob: Wait, how did you know my name?

Mindy: Oh, I'm gonna be queen of the sea one day. I've learned the names of all the sea creatures.

Patrick: What's my name?

Mindy: That's easy. You're Patrick Star. (Patrick's cheeks turn red and he blushes shyly from head to toe)

Neptune's voice: Mindy!

Mindy: I got to go. I believe in you guys.

SpongeBob: Thanks Mindy. (Now to Mr. Krabs) Don't worry Mr. Krabs. Patrick, Squidward, and I...

Squidward: Pass. (He walks out the door, and leaves his hat behind) Er, uh, Patrick and I...

Patrick: Hi.

SpongeBob: ... are gonna get that crown back and save you from Neptune's wrath. You've got nothing to worry about. Your life is in our hands. (Mr. Krabs turns his eyes and looks at them. They are drooling, and look very stupid. Mr. Krabs moans out of doubt) Patrick, let's go get that crown.

[edit] Chapter 17: The Giant Patty Wagon

(They run into a secret room under the Krusty Krab 2, and run into the Patty Wagon)

SpongeBob: Feast your eyes, Patrick.

Patrick: What is it?

SpongeBob: The Patty Wagon. Mr. Krabs uses it for promotional reasons. Let me show you some of its features. Sesame-seed finish, steel-belted pickles, grilled-leather interior. And under the hood, a fuel-injected french-fryer with dual overhead grease traps.

Patrick: Wow!

SpongeBob: Yeah, wow!

Patrick: Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license.

SpongeBob: You don't need a license to drive a sandwich. (They start the engine, and crash through the side of the Krusty Krab 2, a word that says "KER-PATTY!")

SpongeBob and Patrick: Shell City, here we come!

(Later, Plankton enters the Krusty Krab, looking satisfied with himself. Mr. Krabs is still there, frozen)

Plankton: Ding-a-ling. Hey there, old buddy. (Sarcastically) Freeze. One secret formula to go, please. No, no, don't trouble yourself. I'll get it. Well, I'd like to hang around, but I've got Krabby Patties to make... over at the Chum Bucket. Plan Z, I love you. (Mr. Krabs' tears fall to the ground as Plankton leaves)

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