Transcript: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie/Part 4
Chapter 26:Now That We're Men
Mindy: Come on, guys. (They don't stop) Guys. (They still don't stop) Guys? (they both drink their own tears) Ew. (Narrator: Meanwhile.) (Dennis is next scene crashing threw a bunch of skulls and laughs and one skull becomes a poison look) Guys? (No answer) Oh... Think, Mindy, think. (Then she comes up with an idea) Yup, I guess you're right. A couple of kids could never survive this journey. That's why I guess I'll just have to turn you into men. (SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying)
SpongeBob: You can do that? How?
Mindy: With my mermaid magic.
SpongeBob: Did you hear that, Patrick? She'll use her mermaid magic to turn us into men!
Patrick: Are we dead? (in Musical) How shall we Get to Shell City.
Mindy: (in Musical) No Fear. You'll Fly up & get to Shell City. King Neptune May Be Ruler. & (trumpeting) You'll get You're Happy Ending.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hooray! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men! We're gonna be men!
Mindy: Good. Now, let's get started. Close your eyes.
SpongeBob: Are we men yet?
Mindy: Not yet. Spin around three times.
SpongeBob: (Whispers) I think it's working. (They turn around like they are doing ballet)
Mindy: Good. Now, keep your eyes shut. (Grabs two sea weed and puts them onto SpongeBob and Patrick as mustache) With my mermaid's magic and my one tailfin (Patrick giggles), I command the two of you to turn into men! Open your eyes.
SpongeBob: I don't feel any... (Notices that Patrick has a "mustache") Oh, my gosh, Patrick, you have a mustache!
Patrick: So do you!
Mindy: So now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City? (SpongeBob and Patrick adores their mustaches) Guys!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Yeah?
Mindy: I said, now that you're men, can you make it to Shell City?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Heck, yeah!
Mindy: Are men afraid of anything?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Heck, no!
Mindy: And why?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Because we're invincible! (Jump off trench) Yeah!
Mindy: I never said that!
(As they fall, SpongeBob and Patrick do tough moves)
Patrick: Yeah, buddy?
SpongeBob: Why did we jump over the edge instead of taking the stairs?
Patrick: Bec... well...
SpongeBob: (A branch catches them and stops them from falling and they land safely on the ground) Patrick.
SpongeBob No, far from it, my friend. We're safe and sound at the bottom of this trench. The mustaches worked! Do you know what that means?
Patrick: We are invincible!
SpongeBob and Patrick: Now that we're men, we can do anything. (An eel flips them in the sky and is about to eat them) Now that we're men, we are invincible. (A squid catches them but crashes in a tall piece of coral) Now that we're men, we'll go to Shell City, (they slide down the coral and fly across 3 slow monsters. They then fall in a see-through fish) get the crown, save the town, and Mr. Krabs. (They walk out of the end of it's gut) Now that we're men, (walking between sea urchins)
SpongeBob: We have facial hair.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Now that we're men, Patrick: (An urchin rips Patrick's shorts off) I change my underwear. SpongeBob and Patrick: Now that we're men, we've got a manly flair. (waking over volcanos switching on and off) We've got the stuff. We're tough enough to save the day. (playing hopscotch over lava rocks) We never had a chance when we were kids. No! No! No! (They dodge a monster's head, a green hand and a monstrous boulder) But take a look at what the mermaid did. (They dodge a giant green crab who can't even get a chance to pinch them) Ha! Ha! Ha! (They walk onto a road which turns out to be a big, blue, one eyed angler fish's fin. The two begin dancing and slapping their bodies)
SpongeBob: Yeah, go, Pat. (a green 3 eyed fish and a red squid appears with the purple one-eyed angler fish. When SpongeBob and Patrick were slapping their bodies and legs, the green 3 eyed fish beckons an big orange fish, a purple lobster/dragon, a green one eyed monster with 3 arms on its head, a snail with its eyes on its shell, a big yellow monster with an eye on a stalk and a clam with one eye in its mouth)
Patrick: Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
SpongeBob: Oh yeah.
Patrick: Yeah, go SpongeBob. They both finish by touching the tip of their toes) Ah!
Monsters: Now that they're men, We can't bother them. Now that they're men, they have become our friends. Now that they're men, there'll be a happy end. They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown. They'll pass the test (they slap their bodies) and finish the quest. (and again) They'll pass the test and finish the quest for the crown!
Chapter 27:SpongeBob's 2nd worst encounter
(The group happily reaches the top of a trench as SpongeBob notices a sign)
SpongeBob: "Shell City, dead ahead." We did it, Pat! We made it past everything! Even the hideous, disgusting monsters. (Monsters begin to walk away) Not you guys. You guys are awesome! (Monsters just keep walking) Well, Patrick, we should be there in one more verse.
SpongeBob and Patrick: Now that we're men... (They are interrupted by Dennis the exterminator)
Chapter 28:SpongeBob had bodgatered the Hitman
Dennis: (first lines) Finally. I got you right where I want you.
SpongeBob: Can I help you with something, sir?
Dennis: Name's Dennis. I've been hired to exterminate you.
SpongeBob: You're gonna exterminate us? (They look at each other and laugh) Listen, junior, you caught me and my friend here in a good mood today, so I'm gonna let you off with a warning. Step aside, and you won't have to feel the awesome wrath of our mustaches.
Dennis: You mean these? (Rips SpongeBob and Patrick's fake mustache Off of their faces, SpongeBob And patrick wimper while feeling their cheeks in horror) I thought you still had a piece of salad stuck to your lip from lunchtime.
(Dennis throws seaweed Dramatically, seaweed falls to the ground after a slight spin)
SpongeBob: They were fake?
Dennis: Of course they were fake! This is what a real mustache looks like. (He grows a mustache)
Patrick: Is he a mermaid?
Dennis: All right. Enough gab.
SpongeBob: What are you gonna do to us?
Dennis: Plankton was very specific.
Dennis: For some reason, he wanted me to step on you.
Patrick: Step on us?
Dennis: Yeah! That way you'll never find out that he stole the crown!
(SpongeBob and patrick look at each other again, this time, more scared)
Dennis: uhhh... Perhaps I've said too much. (Raises up his foot, ready to step on the two)
Patrick: That's a big boot.
Dennis: Don't worry. This will only hurt a lot. (Laughs maniacally) I love this job! (An extremely large boot stomps on Dennis)
Chapter 29:Cyclops encounter
Patrick: Bigger boot! (Starts to run away, but SpongeBob stops him)
SpongeBob: Wait, Pat. This bigger boot saved our lives.
in unison:Thank you, stranger.
(SpongeBob looks up)
SpongeBob: uhh... Stranger?
(Scuba diver looks at them)
SpongeBob: It's the Cyclops! (The two Try to run, but the Scuba diver grabs them and takes them with him)
SpongeBob and Patrick: Help us! Help us! Save us, someone!
Chapter 30:SpongeBob and Patrick's Final Day
(SpongeBob and Patrick have recovered on a bed of tank pebbles)
Patrick: Are we dead?
SpongeBob: I don't think so. (Inspects the ground) Artificially colored rocks?
(Patrick eats the pebbles)
SpongeBob:I don't know where we are.(Bumps into glass) What is this?
Patrick: It's some kind of wall of psychic energy. (Taps the glass of the fishbowl they are in)
SpongeBob: No, Pat, it's a giant glass bowl.
(Screen zooms out to show the outside of the fish bowl)
Sponge-bob Hey, there's some fish folk.
(Camera unblurs to show some fish Knick-Knacks on the shelves and nooks)
Sponge-Bob and Patrick: Hey, over here! Hey! Hey! Hey, you guys! You guys, hey! Help! Hey! Help! A little help here! We're stuck in this... (Patrick stops yelling)
(Camera shows 3 knick-knacks, Some seahorses, A Puffer fish (Mr.Puff), And a Spanish band)
Sponge-Bob: Wait a second. Those fish are... (Camera zooms in to sponge-bob's mouth) dead.
Sponge-bob: What's he gonna do to us? (The Cyclops appears and takes out a small toolbox) Oh, no, he's going for his evil instruments of torture. (The cyclops takes out glue and google eyes)
Sponge-Bob: Glue? Google eyes? He's making a humorous diorama of (The Cyclops glues the google eyes on a clam, and puts a hat on it and a play phone near it) ... Alexander Clam Bell? Patrick, he's killing sea animals and making them into smelly knickknacks. And I think we're next.
Patrick: You think so? (Cyclops takes Patrick out of bowl)
SpongeBob: Patrick! No! (Cyclops takes SpongeBob out of bowl and puts both on a table involving a heating lamp)
Chapter 32:On the Drying Rack
SpongeBob:The heat is so intense from this lamp that I can't move.
Cyclops: (Laughs Maniacally)
Patrick: Tell me about it.
SpongeBob: This doesn't look too good, Patrick.
Patrick: (In a old man voice) You mean we're not gonna get the crown, save the town and Mr. Krabs?
SpongeBob: I don't even think we're gonna be able to save ourselves, buddy. (SpongeBob's arm falls off, then Patrick puts it back)
Patrick: Don't mention it.
SpongeBob: Well, it looks like what everybody said about us is true, Patrick.
Patrick: You mean that we're attractive?
SpongeBob: No, that we're just kids. A couple of kids in way over their heads. We were doomed from the start. I mean, look at us. We didn't even come close to the crown. We let everybody down. We failed.
Patrick: Shell City.
SpongeBob: Yeah, we never made it to Shell City.
Patrick: Shell City.
SpongeBob: Exactly, buddy. Yeah, the place we never got to.
Patrick: Shell City.
SpongeBob: OK, now you're starting to bum me out, Patrick.
Patrick: No, look at the sign. (SpongeBob sees what he was talking about. A sign by the door) "Shell City. Marine gifts and sundries."
SpongeBob: Shell City is a gift shop? But if this is Shell City, then where's the...? (Camera zooms out to show Neptune's crown sitting on a cushion)
Patrick and SpongeBob: Crown!
SpongeBob: Neptune's crown. This is Shell City. Pat, we did make it. Yeah, I guess we did. We did all right for a couple of goofballs. (Both shed one tear of joy)
SpongeBob: (In a weak voice) I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah...
In unison: (Also in a weak voice) You're a Goofy Goober, yeah...
SpongeBob and Patrick: (Camera goes down to show tears in 2 combined teardrops) We're all Goofy Goobers, yeah.(Screen goes back up to show the two drying) Goofy, goofy, goober, goober, yeah (The two dehydrate and die)
(Camera pans back in the theater, where all of the pirates in the audience )
Captain: That's the end of SpongeBob. (To a pirate) Come here, you. (Hugs him tight when a parrot lands on his shoulder)
Captain's Parrot: *squawk* Shut up and look at the screen.
Captain: The bird's right. Look! (Camera goes back to movie to show the teardrop again) It be the tear of the Goofy Goobers.
(The teardrop rolls down the lamp's wire into the electrical outlet which lets out smoke, causing the sprinklers to turn on. They come back to life from the water and suffocate for one second.)