Transcript: "The Outfit"

Short Article: "The Outfit"

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Gary

Dialogue

(at his house, SpongeBob has a treasure chest filled with outfits)

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: Help me pick out an outfit for the party, Gar-bear. (opens the chest)

Gary: Meow. (SpongeBob jumps into the chest. When he comes out, he’s in a lederhosen and hat and is holding a pipe. SpongeBob yodels then "smokes" his pipe, which causes bubbles to come out) Mah-whow.

SpongeBob: Too much, huh? (jumps back into the chest. This time, he comes out wearing a leopard-print cloth. Yells like Tarzan while beating his chest)

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: (his hands are covering the lower half of his cloth) Too little? Yeah, a little bit crafty too. (jumps back into the chest. This time, he comes out wearing a knight’s armor, complete with a wooden shield and a wooden sword)

Gary: Meow-wow-wow.

SpongeBob: Wow, Gary, you are a real stickler for au-if-tis-city. (jumps back into the chest. This time, he comes out wearing his normal clothes) Ta-daa!

Gary: Meow.

SpongeBob: You’re right, Gary. If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it!

Gary: Meow!

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