Transcript: "Juice Man"

Short Article: "Juice Man"

Characters

• SpongeBob
• Beachgoers

Dialogue

(at Goo Lagoon, SpongeBob is holding a frisbee)

SpongeBob: Go long! (throws the frisbee and chases after it, panting. Runs past a fish drinking juice, laughing)

Jim: (gets hit by the frisbee and drops his juice) Dah!

SpongeBob: (catches the frisbee) Gotcha! (notices the fish)

Jim: (turns to SpongeBob and points to his spilled juice) You spilled my juice! (SpongeBob gasps. The fish begins crying)

SpongeBob: Ah, dont' cry, you little big-ens. (pulls out his foot) Cut that! (absorbs one of the fish’s tears with his toe. Falls onto the juice) You’re in good hands. (absorbs the juice. Returns the cup of juice to the fish) There you are, darling. (begins dispensing juice with his finger) Lots of vitamins in there! (camera zooms out to reveal some more fish are walking in)

Fish #2: Hey, you guys. Jim is hanging out with Juice Man! (fish begin calling things like "Oh, oh! Juice Man!" and "We love you, Juice Man!" SpongeBob gives a thumbs up and winks)

Other Transcripts

SpongeBob Shorts: "And Krabs Saves the Day" • "Anything for Baby" • "Balloons" • "Frozen Krabby Patty" • "Gumshoe SquarePants" • "How to Avoid Getting Stuck in a Time Capsule" • "Jellyfishing Safety Tips" • "Juice Man" • "Krabby Patty Jingle" • Krabby Patty Report" • "Lessons Learned" • "Me Money" • "More Feeling" • "Pie" • "Plankton Pays" • "Plankton’s Color Nullifer" • "Plankton’s Holiday Hits" • "Plankton’s Plan" • "Road Danger" • "Sand Castles" • "Separation Anxiety" • "SpongeBob’s Legendary Dance Party" • "SpongeBob Lends a Helping Pants" • "SpongeBoard" • "SpongeGod" • "Spongelock Holmes" • "Surfing Dreams" • "Surprise Sandy Day" • "The Legend of SpongeBob" • "The Outfit" • "The Story of King Neptune" • "The Turn-Around" • "Things to Do When Encountering a Legendary Creature" • "Time Accident" • "Time Machine" • "Tips for Jellyfish Fields" • "Traffic" • "What Else Can a Krabby Patty Do?" • "What If the Mystery Ended This Way?" • "You Can’t Swim" Nicktoons Shorts: "12 Days of Nickmas" • "2000 Kids' Choice Awards Short" • "How the You-Know-Who Stole the You-Know-What" • "Nickelodeon Holiday Party" • "Nicktoons Battle" • Nicktoons Studios Rules" • "Patrick the Snowman" Standalone Episodes: Beneath the Bun: Secrets of the Krabby Patty • Sandy’s Vacation in Ruins • SpongeBob’s Super Bowl Party • The Endless Summer Astrology with Squidward: "Cancer" • "Gemini" • "Leo" • "Pisces" • "Sagittarius" • "Taurus" Movies in Bikini Bottom: Fisherman 4: Revenge of the Hook • Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie • Slumber Party Zombie Attack Other: Anchor Arms Commercial • Transcript: Chum Bucket Commercial • Fiery Fist O' Pain Commercial • Gene Scallop’s Krusty Krab Evaluation • "Just One Bite" Deleted Scene • Mr. Magic’s Magical Magic Kit Commercial • SpongeBob’s Speech as Hall Monitor • SpongeBob SquarePants 4-D • SpongeBob SquarePants 4D: The Great Jelly Rescue • Only Known Squidward Chat Episode • Tentacle Acres Commercial • The Best Day Ever Marathon • The Krusty Krab Commercial • The New Sponge Commercial