Squidward Tentacles

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Name: Squidward Tentacles
Date of Birth:	October 9, 1977
Name in other languages:	Thaddäus Tentakel - German Carlo Tentacules - French Calamardo Tentaculos - Spanish Squiddy Tentacolo - Italian Lula Molusco - Portuguese Сепия - Bulgarian Octo Tentakels - Dutch Καλαμάρης Πλοκάμιας - Greek Cпрудсон Щупальця - Ukrainian
Species:	Octopus Stephen Hillenburg decided to give him six arms and did know this (real octopuses have eight arms).
Nickname:	Squid The Thing Smelly Gray,Ugly,and Six Arms
Address:	Conch Street 122, Bikini Bottom, pacific ocean
Jobs	Cashier and waiter in the Krusty Krab Sometimes Fry Cook (06b, 20a, 41a) a short time waiter in "Krabby O Mondays" (65a) Krusty Krab 2's Manager (in the The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie) a short time dishwasher (79b)
Friend:	Clarinet Jim The Original Fry Cook In some episodes, SpongeBob and Patrick
Rival:	*Squilliam Fancyson Gary (arch nemesis)
Interests:	Play the clarinet Art Free dance Ride a bicycle
Favorite dish:	Canned Bread Sweedish Barnacle Balls Fumed sausages Krabby Patty (Just One Bite)
Ancestor:	Squog Squidly the King's Fool
Favorite music:	Solitude in E-Minor Boys Who Cry Cool Jazz (76b)
Favorite magazines:	Magazines about modern dance Squid Ink. Fancy Living Digest (Has a subscription)
Vices:	Every Sunday Squidward must achieve community service (since "Good Neighbours") He has no hair He is claustrophobic (72b)
Portrayers:	Rodger Bumpass - English Eberhard Prüter - German Rokuro Naya - Japanese

Squidward Tentacles is SpongeBob and Patrick's cranky neighbor. His species is ambigous, and has been called both a squid and octopus by the series creators. Squidward is bald with light green skin, a big nose, plays the clarinet, and lives in an Easter Island head located between SpongeBob's and Patrick's residences. He works as a cashier at The Krusty Krab, a job he despises. SpongeBob and Patrick consider Squidward their friend, but the feeling is not mutual. Squidward's main rival is Squilliam Fancyson, his former band classmate and the richest squid in Bikini Bottom.

The series animators illustrated Squidward with six tentacles, believing that giving him the proper number for an octopus (eight) would make him look too burdened.

Personality

Squidward Q. mitchell is a light green/blue color, and has purple suction cups at the end of his tentacles. He has six limbs in total, two being arms and four being legs. Whenever he walks, his suction cups stick to the floor, meaning that he walks with a distinct squelching noise. Squidward has a large baldhead, big droopy nose and yellow eyes with red pupils. He wears a brown short-sleeved shirt, which is sometimes nautical brown-orange.

Squidward is usually portrayed to be a whiny, stick-in-the-mud character, a complete opposite to SpongeBob SquarePants. He is very egotistical and cannot stand saying sorry to anyone or admitting his mistakes. He considers himself very sophisticated and upper class, and looks down on most other people. Squidward is impatient for most of the time, egotistical and finds everything dull and trivial. However, in some episodes, It shows that Squidward have a rather more wild side. An example of this is in 'Squidville', Squidward goes to live in a town with other people who are exactly like him. However, Squidward realizes that he cannot cope with this lifestyle and is shown at the end of the episode to fly away on a reef-blower whilst laughing manically. Also, in 'Squid's Day Off' Squidward is shown as very unstable and slightly mad in nature. Although Squidward has a generally dull and uncaring personality, he cannot keep it up constantly and turns hysterical every occasionally, much to SpongeBob's confusion. People usually make jokes about the size of his nose.

Squidward works as the cashier in the Krusty Krab, but he hates his job, largely because he has to work with SpongeBob. He shows no enthusiasm, although he often shares a private joke with his boss, Eugene H. Krabs, about SpongeBob. Squidward is only in his job for the paycheck, however small this may be. He dreams of being a world-famous clarinet player, but has done nothing to achieve this. Although he hates the Krusty Krab now, he used to think the Krusty Krab had class when Jim, the original fry cook was there. He and Jim had many 'Bull talks' about leaving and starting a new restaurant.

==Lifestyle==archie mitchell and peggy eats squidward

Squidward's Minor Jobs

• Art Department Artist for the Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy Movie (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy VI: The Motion Picture)
• Inventor of Jellyfishing
• Jellyfisher (Jellyfishing)
• Time Traveler
• Clarinet Player
• Krusty Krab Terrible Cook (Pickles, Hooky)
• Snail-Sitter (I Was a Teenage Gary)
• Art Lesson Teacher (Artist Unknown)
• Band Director (Band Geeks)
• He Attends Dancing Lessons (Patty Caper, Squidville, Slimy Dancing)
  

  

  Squidward and the Cabinet
• Criminal
• Krusty Krab's And Krusty Krab 2's Owner (Squilliam Returns) (The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie)
• Cake Baker (Naughty Nautical Neighbors)
• Best Friend to SpongeBob and Patrick (Naughty Nautical Neighbors)
• Santa Claus (Christmas Who?)
• Plankton's Fan-Waving Slave (The Movie)
• Superhero (Captain Magma, in Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy V)
• Wallet Snatcher Criminal (he was arrested for 10 years)
• Professor (for a temporary time)

Squidward's especial default

We already know that Squidward is too easy to vex and this default brings him to bad situation.

• In Employee of the Month SpongeBob says Squidward cannot be the Employee of the Month (not directly at the beginning of the episode), so Squidward decides to beat SpongeBob. However, at the end, they become mad, destroys the Krusty Krab and we do not know who became Employee of the Month.
• In The Paper Squidward gives SpongeBob a small paper. SpongeBob has a lot of fun with it and Squidward become jealous and is vexed. He gives all his chattels to SpongeBob just so that he gets the paper. However, he notices he does not have any fun with it and he does not have anything else.
• In Fools in April SpongeBob makes April Fools. They get on Squidward's nerves and goes over the top and Squidward makes SpongeBob cry all the way at home. Squidward apologizes at the end.
• In Club SpongeBob Squidward thinks SpongeBob thinks Squidward cannot be a club's member. As Squidward climbs down apon hearing that he had the wrong impression, and gets annoyed by them again, he unwittingly catapults the entire club in a forest.
• In The Camping Episode SpongeBob says: "Have fun inside." So Squidward thinks the word inside means they want him to go camping, but he gives in and goes camping with SpongeBob and Patrick. Finally, he is beaten-up by a sea bear and possibly a sea rhinoceros!
• In Breath of Fresh Squidward he finds out that SpongeBob and Patrick come into his house every night. This entices him to make a electric power fence, but he gets an electric shock from it.

Other

Alter Egos

• Thing is Squidward as SpongeBob's and Patrick's pet. (76a)
• Squidly was King Krabs' jester who was caged because King Krabs does not like his poems and melodies. (66_ )
• Captain Magma is a member of the International Justice League of Super-Acquaintances (The IJLSA).
• The Handsome Man is Squidward as a handsome person.
• Squidward Santa

Squidward's Weaknesses

• Can nearly die of lack of water and turn purple, his eyes will have a X over them too (1b).
• Imagination (Idiot Box)
• MAGIC from the Wishing Well
• Love and Nice Things
• The PAPER (The Paper)
• Losing Hair (few Episodes)
• Being annoyed and defeated by Jellyfishes (Many Episodes)

• Mama Tentacles
• Papa Tentacles (Probably Deceased)
• Squog (Ancestor)
• Squidly (Ancestor)

Disappearances

Squidward will often disappear in Boating School episodes and episodes associated with driving. The only ones he appeared in being Boat Smarts and Boating Buddies.

Trivia

• Squidward was the moderator of "Astrology with Squidward". There are SpongeBob-Characters which represent the zodiac signs and for each sign he makes a banal prevision.
  In the USA this Spin-off was published from 2000 to 2001 in the dispatcher Nickelodeon.
• Squidward's name is a Portmanteau; it is composed from "Squid" and "Edward".
• His nose contracts like a bagpipe whenever he laughs.
• Squidward is claustrophobic. (72b).

Quotes

• "shut your mouth!" (84a)
• "Too bad dawn's not here to enjoy dawn not being here." (The Movie)
• "Don't listen to him Squidward, remember your karma." (crashes and explodes)(My Pretty Seahorse)
• "I'll bet they don't have...Wow, they have it! CANNED BREAD!!"(Squidville)
• "You can't fool me! I listen to public radio!"
• "Listen dawn, I order the food. You cook the food. The customer eats the food. We do that for 40 years, and then we die. Sounds like a pretty good deal to me, what do you say?"
• "I am really/so glad I don't eat here."
• "Oh, my aching tentacles."(Pizza Delivery)